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When May 27th 2009 rolls around, these 10 adventurers will be taking to the skies and touching down at McCaran airport for 5 weeks of degenerate activities.
This will act as a group blog telling of the trials and tribulations forming the path to vegas for some and the struggle to get there for others.  The blog will include all the trips we go on between now and departing and will become very alive during those 5 weeks between May 27th and June 29th. Let us gogogo.

Lets meet the team:


Name - Nicky (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=2574) Evans (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=2574)
Blonde Alias - Cod Meharly
HendonMobDB - http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=82544
PocketFives profile - http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/cod+meharly
Age - 21
Prefered Game - NL Mtts ……[  ] HU SPECIALIST
Random fact - Once Sampled JungleCats Kangaroo!!!

(http://photos-e.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v208/183/2/616455013/n616455013_3550660_9044.jpg)


Name - Richard Trigg
Blonde alias - Action Man
HendonMobDB - http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=89061
PocketFives profile - http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/TheClaimeer
Age - 24
Prefered Game - NL Mtts
Random fact - my favouite wine is merlot from chilie

(http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll258/leknave/tmm4F43tmp.jpg)


Name - Dave Jones
Blonde alias - LeKnave
HendonMobDB - http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=86909
PocketFives profile - http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/LeKnave
Age - 20
Prefered Game- NL Mtts
Random fact - used to be an emo

(http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll258/leknave/mee.jpg)


Name - Brent (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=2496) Horner (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=2496)
Blonde alias - Horneris
HendonMobDB - http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=113613
PocketFives profile - http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/Horneris
Age - 21
Prefered Game - NL Mtts
Random fact - has placed more bets than leknave has had wanks

(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7053/brentinzanteix6.jpg)


Name - James Moody
Blonde alias - Linux
HendonMobDB - [  ] http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=81263
PocketFives profile - http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/linuxmood
Age - 23
Prefered Game - PLO cash NL mtts
Random fact - frequently goes on 4 day + benders

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/jmoody13/n580127469_296666_3312.jpg)


Name - Tom Middleton
Blonde alias - hatthehole
HendonMobDB - http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=100115
PocketFives profile - http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/hitthehole
Age - 21
Prefered Game - NL Mtts
Random fact - has been on more $25K downswings than the ftse

(http://photos-g.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v252/187/53/515573106/n515573106_653766_2557.jpg)


Name - Ben (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=46) Turnstill (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=46)
Blonde alias - Rookie (Rodney)
HendonMobDB - http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=73138
PocketFives profile - http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/rookieITB
Age - 21
Prefered Game - NLH MTT’S
Random fact - [  ] is good @ driving cars

(http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll258/leknave/rooks.jpg)


Name - Tommy Cunningham
Blonde alias - tommymfc
HendonMobDB - http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=115552
PocketFives profile - http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/deucebabydeuce
Age - 22
Prefered Game - NL Mtts
Random fact - once proposed to a stripper

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2207/123/95/507384991/n507384991_2065485_8482.jpg)


Name - Rich (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=2502) Hare (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=2502)
Blonde alias - ChipRich
HendonMobDB - http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=113508  (n1 mate)
PocketFives profile - http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/ChipRich20
Age - 21
Prefered Game - NL Mtts
Random fact - Once stayed in a cupbaord for 24 hours for minimal amounts of £

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v289/15/78/506987532/n506987532_1036477_9886.jpg)


Name - Benji Muir
Blonde alias - n/a
Age - 22
Prefered Game - NLHE Cash
Random fact - no-one knows him, he could murder us out there, ducy?

(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1949/127/99/516817192/n516817192_1878934_6861.jpg)

Good Luck, Ill look forward to reading this, Ill most likely see you over there and have a beer or two.

What no Flushy?

I'll go out on a limb and say at least one of you is going to lose your virginity on this tour, looks like fun.

Is there any need for that pic of trigg, looking forward to the diary.

loool the fun starts already.

Me, Tom and Tommymfc have binked a holiday to tenerife next week lol.

Beat: will miss the walsall sideys
Brag: tenerife>walsall
Variance: [  ] we have good beach physiques


Flushy backs ChipRich, no-one that unshrewd deserves a place with the shrewdies.

I love how the mission statement post is full of everybodies best 'we are party guys, ship it holla balla' pictures and then there is just a random of rookie on a park bench with a couple of dogs.

 rotflmfao think its gonna be a good un!

Junnnne, gtfo & iwwil to be off on hol.

Good start to making some $ for Vegas, just choppped $20r on Stars for $4500. Had 900k vs 1.2m, i took $4500, him $4542. Shrewd deal imo. Trigg chopped it HU last night too! mbn.

Still in plenty of makeup with Flushy tho, so lets gogoogogogoogogo.


hahahaha so com.

fyp

poker legends could be made!

the kidz have all the fun, gl guys

You bunch of lucky bastards

Good luck fellas

Is Benji an AdamG plant imo?

Cracking start, gl gl...

Just LOL.  Good luck guys, looking forward to the updates already :D

Got the ok from the missus last night to go out with the mole and BAM later in the year.

You are only lucky that i have no holidays until july or i would have to show you how lightweight you all are for a bunch of teenagers.... :D

Have a blast, looking forward to the updates already.

Well, my first update might aswell be explaining what my random fact means!

Last night I did something pretty silly with me, Turny, Charlotte and my sister in the car. Coming off late of the M25 onto a slip road I found myself driving us directly into the Central Reservation between M25 and Slip road. Some of you may know they are sloped so going directly into it would have made us take off. I turned the wheel left at the last seconds and the front right side whacked hard on the central res making us jump into the airand land on the slip road... Thinking I could hold it now I turned back in to miss the cars to our leftand as I was doing this the back left tyre went and we went into a spin! I turned into it praying we didnt flip over which I thought would happen anyway. We did 3/4 spins down the slip road seeing car lights all around us as we did... When coming to an end we thought we was gna smash into the barrier but somehow come to a stop about a metre short sitting in the middle of the slip! I managed to get the engine just about started and pulled into the hard shoulder.. GOt out and had a look and front right wheel is fucked (probs when I hit the central res) and back left is also fucked.

Amazingly cant find any damage to the bodywork! Thankfully nobody was hurt and it was just a case of sitting waiting in the cold before getting picked up by a tow man.

GG Vegas and the £500 excess that I am gonna have to find though!

Glad you all are ok Ben..FFS never buy a motor bike please....

LOL my brothers just got one of those Eck!

SIGH just got off the phone to elephant and found out that my excess is actually £750. FML.

Waiting for the trigg to start a market on under/overs for days lost due to incarceration, alcohol poisoning or both.

Good luck all and looking forward to the reports.

Is Trigg really only 24?

+1

must of had a fucking tough paper round !!!!

He is from Sheffield ... they make em out of leather up there !

Look at Barry (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=42) Neville (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=42), he is only 22 ffs !!


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Lets get some pictures on this thread... The car incident, i figure i'll give you a little slideshow. From top to bottom, we started in the first pic about 20 metres past the big overhead sign, which is where the central res was. And the rest is how far we flew/skid...

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Great news Rich on your split...

Great news Rooks on being alive GG..

rooks you have made my day mate...loads of pictures of a road!

on a more serious note, after being ditched by half the intended villains for walsall i am seriously contemplating swerving it myself but theres so much value in the gukpt's that i find myself being drawn towards them like jacko to plastic surgery!

Rooks, trigg, brent, rich and co lets make our way there for the sides and get the lot! il book the hotel if u get back to me ;)

[  ] i wont cram 3 of you into a single room and keep a double for myself
[X] il charge us all the same price

LOL, let me find out when my car is going in and how long for then I will give you confirmation.

[ ] having a car is value for money when your an online poker bum!
[ ] trains/cabs are more effort and ur more likely to die in a freakish central reservation incident
[X] scrap the car and save £750 so we can have 1 extra night out in vegas foool

Scrapping the car is not worth it to save £750 u mug! I pay £750 in excess and get it repaired and can still sell the car for £9-10k! That = 12 more nights imo.

Let Charlotte or your sister drive next time.  You know it makes sense.

wiiiiiiiiiiii 12 more night out! MBSFN .......freerolling life with 10k extra in ur back burner!

defo sell it! oh i like the way this is going, maybe il sell all of my furniture so we can spend an extra night in rhinos

[  ] this makes sense

How much will the insurance go up Rookie, if at all?  What group is it?

oi what about me?

Insurance will be ridic tbh. Its bad enough now, I had to pay £2k in November, and that was in advance for the reduced rate, with £750 excess! Insurance will be terrible after this, hence thinking about selling.

I dont know what group it is, its a 2.0l ST500 Ford Fiesta.

Kicked around the idea, but not too sure it's a good one tbh.   rotflmfao

13 then, harsh payout...

cheeky cow! il have you know my full no claims bonus is nice and intact thank you  ;D

In that case, yer apple fell MILES from the tree.

Loool.

I'm such a nit. My car is a diesel Polo and my insurance costs £170 fully comp. 

Thats where 40 years no claims gets you!!  ;)

Sell the car .... BUY THIS !!

LOOOOOOOOOOOL KEV. QUALITY.

wow rooks, nice one, you managed to find a set of photos even more boring than when the old boy puts up pics of trains

please can one of the other 9 peeps take responsibility for camera duty in vegas

gf

My Vegas pics last year were the nuts.

pay for it using the dough you wouldve lumped on flushys dog had you have got there last night!

kev you could be the greatest!

Yeah I wouldve prob done my bollocks last night if I had got there, I only fancied Winkys Don in the first out of all the winners last night, would have defo done my excess. But at least I would have enjoyed it!

thaughts on pre-vegas prop bets? ........im thinking weight loss is a potential

FYP

lol Rooks you will like this, i text Knave a 11-4 winner, he didn't get the text till after the race, pmsl

[  ] thanks for the text mate. I coulda had my excess won!

loooooooooooool

Prop bet suggestion, playing tournies in drag?

glad ur ok Ben

hopefully gonna be in vegas for a bit in june so ill prob see you out there  8)

So im about 6K in mu at the moment. Got to 10k a few nights ago which was my highest point in make up under fluhsy. $10k downswings certainly means either a) running bad
b) playing bad or a combo of both. I dont put in huge volume so a $10k downswing is like losing 120 comps on the bounce. I managed to get a good chop in the $20r the other night for 5400, then what always seems to happen to me, happened. I had a bounce day. The day after i scoop some dollars, i have a completely blank night. I woke up about 20 mins ago ready to grind. I need to start earning money. Im doing ok on my horse racing, but i need the fluhsmeister to have to send me some mad dimes.

I was planning a 15 comp night (which is a lot for me) I only play tilt and stars. I was firing the laptop up and then, boom. My phone went,

Mate: coming to pub for the game?
Me: what game? (expecting it to be west brom v man city, which i could fade quite easily)
Mate: spain v england you mug!
Me: ffs
Mate: come on, theres 8 of us out, food at 6:30 put at 8
Me: ffs
Mate: whats up with ya, you aint got work tomoz
Me: in a way i have
Mate: pick you up in a taxi at 6:20
Me:ffs
Mate dont be late
Me:ffs

call ends

will probs play both the midnights when i get it. GL to all the shrewdies tonight.

Im in too much makeup at the mo! But am on the grind tonight. Started at 5 playing through til 9s and then see how I feel then as to whether I continue. Nicky is also grinding I believe, not sure about others.

For those of you that dont know me i have been under flushys wing for about a year now and only lately have i actually started to become a winning player. Flushy has trusted me with the task of running the stable which i actually quite enjoy because there all such a laugh, so basically i send them all money [  ] which is very hard. Since the other guys have joined the stable we have all been chatting on skype about hands etc etc and i am starting to see massive improvments in my game. I have ran up huge mu's in the past online and managed to bink out of them with decent live 2nd's (i nvere ever win hu...im shit)! A quick brag, the hendon mob is missing my biggest ever score for 17.k in the birmingham 2nd chance 500fo which i obv came 2nd in only to see about 2k of the money myself as i was in redic makeup! This is basically the story of my poker career, build up huge makeups then scoop to get out of it but only see minimal profit. My mission before vegas is to actually build up a nice roll and not gain a 15k+ mu which im perfectly poised for as i am in 0 mu at the moment after a decent result the other night...

with the help of the stable + the likes of jones, middy, tommyc and a few others its definetly possible.....

The gf's just arrived with sushi so i best be off

so gl to the stable and lets gogogogogogoggo

iwwil to be on 0 makeup

Blatant "I have a girlfriend, I am not flushys rent boy" brag post imo.

It seems nicky is having a romantic sitdown meal with his gf

[19:05:49] cod meharly: i cnt wait...gna see so many shows and get hammered .....
[19:06:09] Moody: gg m8
[19:06:12] Moody: go eat ur sushi
[19:06:24] cod meharly: eating now
[19:07:07] benj: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmou3lwbr34
[19:07:17] Moody: [  ] romantic meal
[X] gf eating by herself

Funny story, i only got round to staking Nick because of Tony Adderly wanting to stake his missus!!!

pics or she doesnt exist

ffs...

proves how much of a luckbox u really r flushy! u stumble across me by accident and i end up making u money and running ur stable! u truely are one of the greats.....

+1

My current situation:

Am currently in about $8k MU. Am very busto in life and if i don't make enough £ between now and Vegas, i wont be off! Need to pay Jones back for flight and accomodation + il need plenty of spending money whilst out there. So am looking to win a decent amount between now and then. Going to be tough, but the plan is to grind ridic hard between now and May 27th, il either have the lot or be busto, only time will tell. 
Like Nicky said, theres always at least 3 of us on the online grind at once and if one us goes deep, we're always on Skype to each other discussing hands etc, which can only mean good things imo as were always improving.
Really looking forward to the trip, but not getting too excited about it yet as iv no idea whether il be there or not!

lets gogogogogoogogogogo and win the mfkin l00t plz.

Rooks HU in $75 6 max on Tilt, gogogoogo.

Good few days for the stable.

june, you gotta put that im 3/1 down!

LOL glglglglgl

Sigh, mbn for that guy. He can't even bet properly.

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Nice score anyway rooks congrats

Thx guys, still cant see over the hill that is makeup tho.

 ;starwars;

when your in makeup/being staked, are you allowed to play cash/SNG on your own dime? 

Some of us dabble. So I guess yes.

erm yes....but ur at risk of this happening.

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=39397.0

haha class

Im just being overly nitty, but if someone is a winner @ $50 tournies, they will be winners @ SSNL cash games and Small stakes SNG's, so I was just wondering if they used those avenues to try and stave off the variance to an extent, coz its hard living the life of donkaments without something to ease the pain :) lol

great thread. staying with u lot in vegas so hope u all run disgustingly good and can all make it.

p.s nicky whats the biggest amount of mu you have ever been in?

ChipRich is in enough make-up already.

juuuuuuuuuuuuuune, not that much compared to some. Well i say some, i mean 1.

(http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=66297&id=616455013)

lol, the more makeup you are in the more make up you wear imo.

Better go get chiprich copious amounts of eye shadow, eye liner, foundation, blusher stuff and lippy!

Die.

u focus on winning this 50r u mug

mbsfn 12 diiiiimes donk. :)

wp m8.

[  ] u sure are

weeeeeeee Flushy scoops the $50r for 12 diiiiiiiiiiiiimes.

biggest mu was 13k when the dollar was pretty strong to....it was in november. if i got any higher than that i would probably consider getting the noose out....gg rooks

for $800 you are m8

wiiiiiii

Last nights winner (where it paid 17.5k, fml) had 10% so i was obv never going to lose!

:)

wp wp

the forums buzzing

I feel a boldie winner for his secret nazi betting syndycate coming up,

although rumours are starting to circulate that theyve gone busto already.................

(http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n7/n35863.jpg)

 

Am currently still playing after starting at 5pm yesterday lol

jeez, playing what?

the only thing im playing at 5am is with myself

LOL. Im ITM in the $20r 6 max on tilt and 61/74 with 72 paid in the $163 Tilt.

I was big chips in the $20r but then ran AQs into KK 5 handed, marv.

i gotta go out at 8am, can you get them both shipped by then?

Great, as I type I run AQ into AK 5 handed now. On life support.

Out of the Tilt $163 just inside $$, KQ no good v AJ. Just the $20r left.

insta bok!!!!

Yeah, you shouldn't get excited. I told you about this before!

15/18 at break and still on life support really.

i cant help it,

when i do the lottery i wait untill about 1/2 hour before to put it on otherwise i spend the whole week planning my new life in the Carribean

HAHA, unbelievable. I get to 6/13 again somehow and then get 88 in SB into bb's AA. I wonder what its like to not be cold decked.

FlopNutsOnYou is a muppet

If it weren't for him I wouldn't be in! He's hilarious.

well needed double up, gogogogogogogogo

Wouldnt mind another one.

its no fun abusing bolt in chat .... wish he would get in the chat box and retaliate

would be nice

LOL @ the standard in these comps, even in a shorthanded shovefest people fuck up so bad, how bad can somepeople mangle hands!!

[   ] Open shoving 198k into 2/4k when you're covered is a good move.

i cant chat can i? ive never played FT (on my acc anyway)

the other day they ship me $50 to get me to play, i let my pal spin it up and play a couple of little tourneys for him to get him going after he donks some, were having a drink and i fall asleep, he wakes me up, "ive reg'd for a $30 comp by accident, can u play it" so i go over the the computer and he's playing a fckin Omaha H/L tourney!!!!!  sigh! [ ] i can play this well!!!

F/T ship, gogogogogogogogo

Was a nice bink tbf. Run ridic hot now pls.

it should be more fun if i cant retaliate!!! ::)

noooo i cant use my best lines to an empty room.... i thrive on exchange of banter ;)

Sigh, had TT there.

just done something pretty funny.....

cooking a sausage sarnie and needed to butter the bread but it was rock hard butter....so i thaught id stick the pot on the hob for a few seconds to insta melt it....gg the plastic insta melting (well i left it on for abit to long) and stringy melted plastic dripping everywhere.....everywhere mainly being all over my sausages....

sigh

ship, forum buzzing

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


quality rail too :)

SHIPPPPPPPPPPP ROOKS.....WP MATE!!!!

GR8 FCKING GAME 2NITE!

lol, he was usless, u knew he was gonna fck up

even when he had 850k and like 2.5 x more than anyone else he wouldve needed a lot of help to take the comp down.

armzz is my hero :)

Weeeeeeeeee, feels so good. Easiest final 4 ever! So funny, never got 3 bet, they check twice they dont have it etc etc. Basically got from 180k and 4/4 to CL of 4 on about 700k without showing a hand! So com.

 ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause;

Nice one Rooks and Flushy  ;applause; ;applause;

Nice one, well played.  ;applause;

Is that ChipRich back into the number one spot?

NO!

Wp Rooks. weeeeeee

n1 rooks, but this needs more love. most ppl just stick it in the microwave for a few seconds........

Good result, looking forward to degenerate trip reports!

So sick if we actually had died in a grease fire.

Funny thing is Nicky was too embarrassed to tell me about this but he goes and puts in on blonde anyway lol.

How did he actually make it into the shrewdies?

[ ] strict recruitment policy.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

middy just sent me this link....

pure com if u havent seen it
http://www.thenutz.tv/videodetail.php?video_id=68751

Woke up at half 4. Got playing at 5. Life is good :)

lost my nadal bet (under 9.5 games in 1st set) sigh. My birthday in 4hours 10mins tho, weeeee

weeeeeeeeeeeeee have just sent the 50% deposit on our vegas house via paypal, 1time dnt grim.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/jmoody13/rooksandjones.jpg)

pure com post linux...

as our house is half paid for now i am gna put the spare room up for offer. Be warned, there is already a strange man by the name of moody claiming that he wants to stay there so start the bidding now!

Final $109 tilt, 9/9 tho and desperate.

Its all me me me init rooks?  8)

On the rail!

Oi, hush.

Luddered to 7th then jammed TJ into QQ and KQ

Oh it was TJ lol.  Ul gg etc, great couple of days - bar near horrific car crash.  All cushty.

As I was staring head first into the central res I remembered how to win online poker. All previous wins and good bets etc flashed before my eyes and I found the secret!

yo blondies ive come to join the blog fun for our vegas crusade, and show u all im not a serial killer!

My names benji as you already know, I went to school with tommyc and i know middy from havin' the same friend circles on nights out.

Here is my updated bio:

Name - Benji Muir
Blonde Alias - creepy_benji
HendonMobDB - http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=98897
PocketFives Profile - lol donkaments
Age: - 22
Prefered Game - Small stakes NLHE Fullring 50nl/100nl
Random Fact - Tommy C says:
u once made sweet sweet love to a wall IMO

(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5661/picture029hr5.jpg)

hahaha A+ benji

Made $142 in my first evening session between 5pm and 8pm tourns lol. Started at midnight again on the Tilt midnight and 4 others on tilt including the FTOPs shootout at 2. GOOGOGO

gl lads i had a storming start to the session, loads of 3hr+ sessions for a total cash of 180 or some shit, lol

hahaha this thread is gonna keep on delivering.

FTOPsssssssssssssssssssss

I ran good and got a 5 handed table WITH a red pro for added bounty. He runs good with AA v AK tho vs another. 3 remain..

Red pros run so fkin good. Got HU on level two after blinking for a second. 3k to red pros 12k. Then r/r him with QQ and get it in on T98.. he obv called pre with T9. I bink the J and he binks a boat on river. So sick to run so good.

greasefire steve yea

fkin douchebag.

3/10 in the $20r tilt atm, trying to do the double on it from last night. I have a little more competition than last night tho!

glglgl

i gr8 gamed 28th, KK<<<<QQ.

win plz.

Deeb has a sick stack!

Final 6/6, glgl Rooks

FYP!

6/6 now 5/5... Dead but trying to find a spot or two.

I jam sb Q9 and looked up by KT in big... comes K x x J T. Run good.

Then I just vbet myself with A4 on A x x x x board after he checked the river to me, not sure about that one.

Break and 5/5

FFS so ghey. Get 2/4 then b v b i have AQs v 22 and cant win. Next utg I jam 55 and button iso's AT. Again cant win.

hurry up and win i want sleep

4th

Still on the shift atm, nearly 14 and half hours since I started. Just one tabling the $50ra now. 11/14 after losing the last couple pots.

Marv bust 12th ran AJ into AK and AQ, AK flopped FD, I turn J, AQ rivers Q. MBN.

Up about $650 on the day despite finalling 2 tourn's and cashing 3 others out of 13 tourns. Sigh.

Fkin $1100 down on the day, basically bubbled everything in sight.  Brutal brutal day, not as bad as chip rich's but close.
Having tomoz off to get off my face, then back grinding sat+ sun. gl troops.

FK U STARS, these 3 in 4 hands.


Try not to make this a bad beat thread but with 60 left in $10r Stars to go top 5. + the fields so unb weak + $13k ftw, Die Stars.

gg Vegas if i run like this imo


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ChipRich20 [Qs Qc]
666tex: raises 79920 to 87920 and is all-in
chlomy: folds
Jagz7: folds
ronster2001: folds
servonts: folds
geniscon: folds
farhaman: folds
ChipRich20: calls 79920
*** FLOP *** [Kh 2s 4h]
*** TURN *** [Kh 2s 4h]

*** RIVER *** [Kh 2s 4h Td] [Jc] *** SHOW DOWN *** ChipRich20: shows [Qs Qc] (a pair of Queens) 666tex: shows [Ts Kd] (two pair, Kings and Tens) 666tex collected 187840 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Then vs Jagz7, first in Chips to get back to where i was but obv bust: *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to ChipRich20 [Jc Ac] servonts: folds geniscon: folds farhaman: folds ChipRich20: raises 12225 to 20225 666tex: folds chlomy: folds Jagz7: raises 654296 to 674521 and is all-in ronster2001: folds ChipRich20: calls 107117 and is all-in Uncalled bet (547179) returned to Jagz7 *** FLOP *** [9d Js 8d] *** TURN *** [9d Js 8d] [7d] *** RIVER *** [9d Js 8d 7d] [5d] *** SHOW DOWN *** Jagz7: shows [Jd Kd] (a flush, King high) ChipRich20: shows [Jc Ac] (a pair of Jacks) Jagz7 collected 270684 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 270684 | Rake 0 Board [9d Js 8d 7d 5d] Seat 1: farhaman folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: ChipRich20 showed [Jc Ac] and lost with a pair of Jacks then: to Bubble the $109 stars *** FLOP *** [4s 2s 9d] *** TURN *** [4s 2s 9d] [Js] *** RIVER *** [4s 2s 9d Js] [9c] *** SHOW DOWN *** ChipRich20: shows [Ad Qd] (a pair of Nines) Borgesata: shows [As Qs] (a flush, Ace high) Borgesata collected 19826 from pot Abs raging right now, been 3 tabling for hours then BS. Trigg abs pissin em, all that within like 2 mins of each other. [07:46:07] richard james trigg says: sorry mate b ut LMFAO [07:46:20] richard james trigg says: thats so brutal its funny [07:47:16] richard james trigg says: dont think ive ever seen anything as brutal as that [07:47:24] richard james trigg says: in such a short space of time richard james trigg says: gonna update the thread on how shit my life is.  LOLOL

good news.  my tilt velour balla bathrobe has shown up. shiiiiiiiiiiib gonna trat myself to a bath before bed to unvirginise it weeeeeeeeeeee.

Heaveeeeeeen, got mine few months bak. They're incred

[  ] baths
[X] ghey

chiprich, leknave, tommyc and middy are going out for mt birthday 2moro, im sure there'll be some fun stories/pictures :)

fck sake, getting so deep in everything lately but getting royally ass fucked when it matters!

plz let me run like rooks/moorman/flushy/ajk/djk etc etc for my last 2 tourns

lets win the lot yo

It's ok Nick, i threw up for you.

Yeah that was ridic.

I actually screamed and banged the table, then realised it wasn't me playing....

just woke up from a mini coma! might have been caused by me jumping out of my window when i lost that qq vs j7 aip with 13 left in the tilt 120fo for a big pot. Sigh and back to the grindstone......

so sick, couldnt you stay in it i dont have to send a PM every 15 mins!

[  ] you send them more than once a week
[  ] you put all the amounts in there
[X] i have to redo them
[X] a 5 year old could do them better
[  ]you moan less than the others and they dont send 5x more than you

lolz, glad you got that off your chest? :)

;lkjhgtfdewqhytrewsayhgtfd

Just went into final of $162 Nighty Hundo on Stars 3/9

Busted 7th fml for $3.9k, so so sick. 22k ftw! sighhh

Such a ridic cooler BoB when we've got 18-24 bb's. FMMFL

PokerStars Game #24920659929: Tournament #138953590, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level XXII (5000/10000) - 2009/02/14 2:50:14 ET
Table '138953590 68' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: UGA7211 (184617 in chips)
Seat 3: MastAAce08 (781968 in chips)
Seat 4: Jackycool (335742 in chips)
Seat 5: UsedCarGuy! (150212 in chips)
Seat 7: ChipRich20 (234405 in chips)
Seat 8: gizzo2121 (185279 in chips)
Seat 9: OLD TIME GIN (557777 in chips)
UGA7211: posts the ante 1000
MastAAce08: posts the ante 1000
Jackycool: posts the ante 1000
UsedCarGuy!: posts the ante 1000
ChipRich20: posts the ante 1000
gizzo2121: posts the ante 1000
OLD TIME GIN: posts the ante 1000
ChipRich20: posts small blind 5000
gizzo2121: posts big blind 10000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ChipRich20 [Ah 7s]
OLD TIME GIN: folds
UGA7211: folds
MastAAce08: folds
Jackycool: folds
UsedCarGuy!: folds
ChipRich20: raises 20000 to 30000
gizzo2121: raises 154279 to 184279 and is all-in
ChipRich20: calls 154279
*** FLOP *** [2s 8s 2h]
*** TURN *** [2s 8s 2h] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [2s 8s 2h 3c] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ChipRich20: shows [Ah 7s] (a pair of Deuces)
gizzo2121: shows [As 9d] (two pair, Nines and Deuces)
gizzo2121 collected 375558 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 375558 | Rake 0
Board [2s 8s 2h 3c 9h]
Seat 1: UGA7211 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: MastAAce08 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Jackycool folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: UsedCarGuy! (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ChipRich20 (small blind) showed [Ah 7s] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 8: gizzo2121 (big blind) showed [As 9d] and won (375558) with two pair, Nines and Deuces
Seat 9: OLD TIME GIN folded before Flop (didn't bet)

ul rich, wp though m8.....

a gr8 week for the stable. pretty ul that we havent made 6 figs imo but wp anyway;)

onwards and upwards

Yep, v sick week i think.

Me, u, rooks and trigg have all had a few binks. Prob $25k+ between us?

Then flushys had +$20k scores total at least, mbsfn.

Shame none of us got outa makeup except you! Looking good, lets gogogo.

So....its been a huge week of grinding online for the stable and middy/jones etc etc with reasonablly good scores but it coulda been so much better. Our house is booked for vegas and things are starting to fall into place. BH is back this weekend from his skiing vacation (mbn) and he doesnt know about this thread yet so expect it to be bombed with hornerisms over the next few days.

I think its time to take a little break from online poker as ive been grinding for about 3 weeks straight so im gna head to walsall for the 200/300/1000 and possibly the 250. Originally we were all gna go but middy, jones and tommy c have decided to jet off to some stupid little island in an attempt to get a tan....[ ] tanning is possible when you havent seen the sun for  years. Rooks is on the fence as is rich and i have no idea what BH is doing so it might be a solo journey  sigh. Been looking for hotels and all the decent ones are booked so the plans of having a lads week in walsall staying in a decent hotel and going on the lash is rapidly turning into a solo trip to a local camp site, gg me. Hopefully Trigg will come along but he is also in 2 minds.

On a side note congrats to flushy for becoming the majority sharholder of blonde, can only see good things coming from this venture as he is a blonde addict with pretty good vision so gl james and blonde.

Gna take today off to have a meal with the gf for valentines! when ur in the zone its so hard to not grind 24/7 but i guess today is probably not the best day to tell her im busy.

Gl 2 the rest of the stable and i hope u get the fckin lot! im sure il be back online later this evening to rail....

http://www.pocketfives.com/leaderboards/cod+meharly/SHREWDIES+and+co

set up a shrewdies and co league onn p5's..........

this is gna be epic!

You could have done it last month ffs, i won it then. Got a shot this month too i guess.

Brent, theres always next month m8..

Been up since 10-11 last night, meant to be off out for big drinkin session too tonight. Abs bolloxed so dunno if il make it all the way through the night tbh. Will try get wired on vodka red bulls and see how it goes. Day off tonight, then hopefully win the lot in the Sundays! Going to be a sick sesh on Sunday, with all the majors and the Ftops on Tilt. Hopefully one us scoops the absoulte lot.

Do all you guys play for a living? if so, how do you live when in MU for looooong periods? you got $'s in the bank to cover your lean spells?

Sick Rich, very sick, at least its a good profit day even if it could have been massive!!!

ya we all play for a living, ive had 2/3 month losing periods b4 where ive been down to shirt buttons! now i am abit more cautious and i try to keep enough money in reserve to cover all my bills etc etc for about 2/3 months minimum. Its so easy to lose the value of money when ur being staked to play over 1k's worth of tournies a day so its hard to be sensible! especially when ur being grilled by ur mates to go out everynight and in there eyes ur minted coz "u won 2k last night", little do they know about the other 7k of mu u have;)

Im playing tonight, started at 630. Only on Tilt.

So the $5200 FTOPs is tonight. Obv not playing that but me and Brent got sidebets on it between us. Heres the deal :

1. Apestyles v Roothlus
2. SirWatts v Tedsfishfry
3. SCTrojans08 v D1rtyR1v3r
4. JCarver v Youngsupremacy
5. ScoopandStack v Allen (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=462) Cunningham (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=462)

$20 player match bets
$100 overall last longer
$20 cash bonus each player
$50 final table bonus
$100 winner bonus

only 1 bonus per player


Brents team is on the left, mine right.


Lets gogogogogogogog my teammmm.

Break 1 : BH team on left..


Apestyles                  4420              vs          7770                        Roothlus

SirWatts                    11550            vs          6867                     Tedsfishfry

SCTrojans08              5815              vs          3770                     D1rtyR1v3r

JCarver                      6475             vs          5570                      YoungSupremacy

Scoopandstack           4830             vs           4830                     AllenCunningham

Break 2 : BH team on left..


Apestyles                  1463              vs          7760                        Roothlus

SirWatts                    18367            vs          21882                     Tedsfishfry

SCTrojans08              6225              vs          3365                     D1rtyR1v3r

JCarver                      5520             vs          2640                      YoungSupremacy

Scoopandstack           4520             vs           3775                     AllenCunningham

No monies won by either of us yet.

Looks like SirWatts vs Tedsfishfry could be a good one!

Break 3 : BH team on left..


Apestyles                  4832              vs          11735                        Roothlus

SirWatts                    18907            vs          25054                     Tedsfishfry

SCTrojans08              12010              vs          2540                     D1rtyR1v3r

JCarver                      2545             vs          6830                      YoungSupremacy

Scoopandstack           4550             vs           BUST 376th                     AllenCunningham

Must be nice to be Brent Horner.

He is +$20 now.

Sigh, D1rtyR1v3r gone now. FML

Brent + $40

Sigh, iwwil bh. Jcarver just doubled his 20 bigs.

And Trojans up to 16k

Break 4 : BH team on left..


Apestyles                  2640              vs          17794                        Roothlus

SirWatts                    13357            vs          28811                     Tedsfishfry

SCTrojans08              14405               vs          BUST 359th                     D1rtyR1v3r

JCarver                      3010             vs          8470                      YoungSupremacy

Scoopandstack           BUST 298th             vs           BUST 376th                     AllenCunningham

just for interest keep an eye out for gouldy7 (my mate josh gould from southend) and his dad bzola (one of the richest men in the world) in the 5k......his dad is owning it at the moment and hes quite fun to watch! THE POT BUTTON GETS USED FREQUENTLY.......

got some interesting battles shapping up in ur bet with BH rooks. Think ur gna be railing deep into the night m8. glglglgl

Break 5 : BH team on left..


Apestyles                  BUST 229th              vs          23174                        Roothlus

SirWatts                    16277            vs          31770                     Tedsfishfry

SCTrojans08              25300              vs          BUST 359th                     D1rtyR1v3r

JCarver                      4200             vs          10580                      YoungSupremacy

Scoopandstack           BUST 298th             vs           BUST 376th                     AllenCunningham

Shaping up well now.. BH $20 up. Tedsfishfry just lost a 16k race AQ v 88 before the break too, sigh.

Tedsfishfry chip daddy now ;)

ffs can we get there real names?

Tedsfishfry is Shaun deeb

Mini update/chirp.

Carver and SirWatts both bust so I won the match bets 3-2.

I have Tedsfishfry (57k), YoungSupremacy (30k), and Roothlus (18k)    vs Brents SCTrojans (35k) for the overall last longer.

and they are?

right i have man flu so i want no updates between now and 4pm otherwise i wont be able to sleep untill i can get them translated

Roothlus is Adam Levy. Had quite a funny episode with Hellmuth this year in the WSOP

Break 6 : BH team on left..


Apestyles                  BUST 229th              vs          23174                        Roothlus

SirWatts                    BUST 190th            vs          51569                     Tedsfishfry

SCTrojans08              49765              vs          BUST 359th                     D1rtyR1v3r

JCarver                      BUST 193rd             vs          20375                     YoungSupremacy

Scoopandstack           BUST 298th             vs           BUST 376th                     AllenCunningham



YoungSupremacy = Jeff Hakin
SCTrojans = Scott Freeman
Roothlus = Adam Levy

I won the Match bets 3-2 despite being 2-0 down lol, run good.

Trojans just won a big race before the break though to put him up there with my top player Deeb.

Trojans races so good. He just won 99 vs AK the hand after the break ! grrrrrrrr

Norrrrrrrr, Trojans is gonna absolutely crush my dreams, its so sick.

Com chatbox on Full Tilt as usual :

666hellsAngels (Observer): i got webcam
Dealer: 1Mastermind wins the pot (1,450)
Dealer: Hand #10634479866
Dealer: GirlsCantPlay has 15 seconds left to act
666hellsAngels (Observer): am naked now

juuuuune flashbacks of brighton bedflip. fk my life.

rotflmfao

[  ] brent ur new picture that u begged me to put up looks good mate

hahaha nicky

Anyway we just got back in from the £20w/1 at Alea. I bubbled the final coming 10th, gg. Jones, tommyc and Middy finalled. Middy 8th, 7 paid, Jones 6th and TommyC 3rd. lol. Com night.
Brent limp called my jam with 18 left with 85s, i had 44 and sumhow held, lolol.

gna get some sleep been awake like 28 hours. Gota be ready for the sundays, lets gooogogogoooooooooogoo

RookieITB (Observer): trojans, can u plz
donk ur stack off? i got a LL with my mate
and hes ur pick... Ill let you have half the bet
if you do?

All 4 still in at next break..

Trojans : 73350


Tedsfishfry : 53469
YoungSupremacy : 37090
Roothlus : 41997


SIGH

only because the previous picture of me was just a huge picture of my face.

RookieITB (Observer): yo, suprmacy,
roothlus... pls chip dump one way or the
other so that you have a better chance in
the last longer i have with you vs Trojans. k
thx

RookieITB (Observer): if either of you last
longer than him, i will ship you $20... deal?

Next break and all still in.

Trojans : 108182

Roothlus : 21572
YoungSupremacy : 25115
Tedsfishfry : 41836

Last half hour of the night now.. 7 from the $$

Day 1 over. Deeb lost a 65k pot AK v 97 lol.

All in money so that means im now $60 up on Brent.

Stacks :

Trojans : 30775
Tedsfishfry : 12747
YoungSupremacy : 19815
Roothlus : 21947

Lets gogogogogogogo tonight stable.

And my picks in the $5200. One time put it in Brents eye.

Waheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Trojans busto

On a freeroll with Deeb and Roothls now..

Roothlus FTW then.

Ok here is my first update.

Last months poker graph:

Jan 9th - Jan 31st. All 50NL
Hands: 13928
Winning: $761.75
BB/100: 10.94

(http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/9670/jangraphob5.jpg)


This months graph so far:

Feb 5th - Today. Still all 50NL
Hands: 7472
Winnings: $398.20
BB/100: 10.66

(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/9111/febhalfwayqi2.jpg)

Current goals for the rest of this month are:
1. Play 25k Hands
2. Winrate of atleast 8bb/100
3. Have non showdown winnings +$




ciao for now
creepy_benji.

Nice post benj, good graphs


My Vegas dream starts tonight really on Blonde. Im in the softest SNGs ever :)

Hopefully I can win all 4, for an entry to a $1500 Wsop event.

This

wait, so who shagged Annette?

Ugh, horrible, was CL 4 handed and all was fine and dandy, then get AK v TT and miss and AQ on button into same guys AK on sb. IWWIL.

2 points instead of a hopeful 7, sigh.

This is how bad ChipRich runs ....

If that was LeKnave, he woulda had the 10 Diamonds OBV.

na  KK

lol, yeah so sick.

Didnt see ur msn conv Kev soz. But yeah t'is fine.

[  ] good time to get my jam in and 3 ppl call/re-jam behind

weeeee, got 2nd in $50w/1 on Tilt for 4.5. AT vs AJ HU, bit of a cooler. Wuda been nice to win, 7.1k ftw. Would hav only been about $800 in MU then.

Getting there slowly though!

Some of the stuff in that torn(the AT into JJ, QQ and AA) the $500 High Roller thing. Some of the hands i saw and what players did was so tezzz. Will have to get involved in that again in the future.

congrats rich

You boys better get winning or you could end up staying in Motel 6, eating at Ballys Buffet and having nights out at Coyote Ugly :)

awesome stuff chiprich.  The poker world is littered with people racking up makeup and then simply ditching their backers so they can "start afresh" and get a better deal elsewhere.. its a real credit to you that you've buried urself in so much makeup and still battle on to get yourself out of it. Theres a fair few people much much better than you that have royally fked their stakers so that they can start anew, you should be uber proud that you have weathered the storm and have battled through it to make back what you have.

Good post, agree 100%

The mug gets more than his fair share of stick, but apart from the odd snap back, he takes it pretty well.

keep your chins up Rich and get into profit this week.

its about time i post on this thread i guess. Nicky/Cod Meharly has been begging me to do so.

When i got back from my Skiing holiday on saturday i had no idea this thread even existed and when i viewed the first page i wasnt happy. Everyone else had cool/ballin pics and mine was just a huge picture of my face!!! So i made Nicky change it.

I made the controversial decision to not take my laptop with me to France skiing, i thought id have a week off the poker/tennis/football/racing. I thought it was a good decision at first, but then after 5 days i was itching that i was missing everything and was getting a bit bored. This is because there wasnt that much nightlife were i was, i was just skiing for like 8 hours a day then chilling with family and friends in hotel bar etc. On the 5th day we went to an ice hockey match tho, Morzine Avoiraz, which was our resort, were playing a side called Megeve. I wondered if anyone would place a bet with me because i was starting to experience serious withdrawal symptoms from gambling and my Dad said he'd take the home side. I only had 170 euros left for the trip, but i wanted to get involved so decided on 100 euroes on Megeve. My main reason for liking the chances of Megeve were that the number 5 looked like the jockey Choc Thornton. With a minute to go in the third 20 minute quarter Megeve were 8-7 down, and i was screaming them forward to try and put it in my Dad's eye and then suddenly my team put their GK up front. i Was like wtf, and unsuprisingly Morzine scored to make it 9-7. Then it hit me, obv there is only 3 periods, not 4 quarters like we all thought. sighhhh. GG hopes and dreams and therefore my hundo.

It was a good holiday overall tho and when i got home i was feeling fresh and ready to grind, so did so on Sunday night and tonight. On these 2 nights i have spent nearly $4,000 on buy ins over 35 tournaments and i have managed to cut my make up from $2,416 to $2,379. Ship the $37 imo.
Didnt do very well on Sunday, and then tonight was annoying. Got a 2nd, 9th, 12th, 12th, 19th and 27th from 16 tournaments played, thereby making just $631 in total. Its so frustrating when its like that, deep in so many but then you win FA, especially seeing as tho the 2nd was in my smallest tourn of the night, the $109 5k on Blonde.

I dont think my make ups in too bad shape tho atm, all it takes atm is one $6k+ bink and im out and have just short of $2k sent to my bank account, weeee.

Heres to a profitable week for the whole stable, and to a good holiday for 3 of the Shrewdies whom are jetting off to Tenerife in 3 hours: LeKnave, Middy and Tommy!!!

Also, why the fk are we called the shrewdies?

wp, bit ul you two but a result's a result!

well done Rich

Thought I best post something as the rest of the group have their life stories up here.

First of all +1 on BHs comment "why the fuck are we called the shrewdies!?" most ironic thing ever IMO may I suggest a more accurate description such as THE FATTIES.

Also nh rich in the 50w1 losing to the guy I beat in Ireland HU (oldjude or whoever) Ill sure ever let you forget that m8 [   ]

Just woke up n getting ready for our winter sun break, to be honest I’m not looking forward to a week away from the grind/ coming back to stories of everyones conquests.

Seriously though best of luck to everyone while were away I hope you all win the world this week.























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You moaning about your sitngo beats aswell now?

 ;boltpp;

[  ] This is going to be a short thread.

+1

Wd Rich

Well done Rich, win it all in Vegas now!

[X] This is a thread about our journeys to Vegas.

[ ] These are beats.

Nice one last night Rich. MBSFN.

oioi. In the airport now ready for wintersun.  Gl to the rest of the shrewdies this week, win mad dimez boys.

love disco dave, turntable tommy and mc middington.

xxxxxx

is this a level? he was only in $15k MU tops, which can be as little as a week of running bad. I dont think any of the stable would quit on flushy. While  there are better players than rich, there aren't much much better players around every corner. Id imagine that rich's average BI's are about $1200 a day so i dont think that is quite burying himself in make up.
Although i coined his "Tranny Rich" nickname in brighton. Lot of varience in this game yo.

ty for congrats. Been a good week or so. Still gota keep going to get out, and make some doooolar.

Same session again tonight 4-9s maybe later.. will see how i go

Think theres Brent and Rooks on the grind too, lets gogogogo and win the l00t.


Have a good holiday u 3. [  ] least you gave yourself good nicknames, wtf.

playing the 10pm's till the 3:30am's accross stars and Tilt, im in every comp above $10k garantee except for the $1k super tuesday which i wouldnt even play if i had a roll of $10mill.    8 on stars   7 on tilt.   Make up if i cash in none of the events is about $4.5k       $1100 in action tonight. Lets get out plz.

ty.....i think?
Didn't no whether to take this as a good thing or a rubdown? Yeh i was into MU pretty deep, but Flushy wudn't stake me/us if he didnt think we were good enough etc. Just wonderd..
A) how do you know how good i am and why theres much much much better players than me?
B) when have u seen me play?

Edit: sorry i can see your trying to be nice, just felt like i was getting a rubdown too.


On other news, finished 6th in $25r 6 max on ipoker tonight for $600ish and just took down the $109 5k on there too for 2.2k.
So an ok today + $1500ish on the day and makeup is now only $2k! Sick, 1 time let me get out plz.


gl rest of stable playing! gogogo

wow. Just wanted to be the first to say well done tonight Rich.

LOL

FYP

I've cashed in 0/17 tonight. I am posting this because I post both my ups and downs, unlike ChirpRich.

WTF, i posted other day when i did my bollox. Just doing ok of late, so seems like that.

lol tho

NO NEED TO SHOUT

excited

Just took down the KO on tilt for $9k+ about 10 bounties wiiiiiiii

deep in the $55 fo 70k stars atm, enjoyed this soul own.



PokerStars Game #25071119057: Tournament #140556018, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (800/1600) - 2009/02/18 1:07:22 ET
Table '140556018 54' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: letthemride (48341 in chips)
Seat 2: JR AKA (7582 in chips)
Seat 3: NassauRick (55457 in chips)
Seat 4: Weezard (28088 in chips)
Seat 6: dogsballs (44099 in chips)
Seat 7: ThEcLaiMEer (64510 in chips)
Seat 8: Probrdr94 (52114 in chips)
Seat 9: TheBeat (32955 in chips)
letthemride: posts the ante 150
JR AKA: posts the ante 150
NassauRick: posts the ante 150
Weezard: posts the ante 150
dogsballs: posts the ante 150
ThEcLaiMEer: posts the ante 150
Probrdr94: posts the ante 150
TheBeat: posts the ante 150
dogsballs: posts small blind 800
ThEcLaiMEer: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ThEcLaiMEer [8h Jh]
Probrdr94: folds
TheBeat: folds
letthemride: folds
JR AKA: folds
NassauRick: raises 2500 to 4100
Weezard: folds
dogsballs: folds
ThEcLaiMEer: calls 2500
*** FLOP *** [Qc  Ahrt 4s]
ThEcLaiMEer: checks
NassauRick: checks
*** TURN *** [Qc  Ahrt 4s] [7s]
ThEcLaiMEer: bets 5500
NassauRick: raises 5500 to 11000
ThEcLaiMEer: calls 5500
*** RIVER *** [Qc Ah 4s 7s] [7c]
ThEcLaiMEer: bets 15250
NassauRick: folds
Uncalled bet (15250) returned to ThEcLaiMEer
ThEcLaiMEer collected 32200 from pot
ThEcLaiMEer: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 32200 | Rake 0
Board [Qc  Ahrt 4s 7s 7c]
Seat 1: letthemride folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: JR AKA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: NassauRick folded on the River
Seat 4: Weezard (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: dogsballs (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: ThEcLaiMEer (big blind) collected (32200)
Seat 8: Probrdr94 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: TheBeat folded before Flop (didn't bet)

wp 2nite claim.... finally some $$$$$$ in the kitty nice work.

should put u on cloud 9 for our little trip to walsall.

[  ] btw nice river donk bet in that hand. iwwil to take a stab at a big pot and get it through

[X] you mean???

i mean if i flaot a guy who mins my turn bet on that board and lead the river he has it vs me roughly 99.99999999% of the time. you can obviously see his hole cards imo!

btw get this tourne won ffs, ur owning ur table atm glglgl

actually now that i am looking at the hand again i quite like it! he has air quite often there imo with the check lp raise pre the check behind on the flop then the min r/r turn...wp.

arrrg,11th this aggro tard on my left 3bet me twice thrid time i miami 4'd him with KJ into his AQ and he held, expected more. oh well  we have about $6500 to carve up between me and the flushman

weeeeeeeeeeee, wp last night Trigg. Some nice profit fr you too, keep it up.

sweet touch trigger, nice one son

....And which one of the two cashed in the said tournament !?!?!?!

Waheyyyyy, n1 Trigg.

wp hun x

x

x

Milk it Trigger ... milk it.

 :-*

ship ship, wp

Nice win Trigger ;applause;

Scoop,congrats mate

Book Day 2 for the ME, and come on the lash in Brum Wednesday night.

If i remember they were both in with 12 left and came 12th and 10th, thats how we roll Tony, as it happens Nick came 10th and got some money which we gave to him to play a sat to the main event where he got a seat and ended up making the final, i think Paul went on to win.

After that i started staking Nick and then Barbara a little later (when i was drunk in buddies, lol)

 "i think Paul went on to win."

IWWIL 2 WIN A COMP.......

oh btw my birmingham result got added to my hendon mob (another brag)..wiiiiiiiiiii

juuuuuuuuuune, i knew this was gna happen. Whenever i get close 2 getting out i run ridic bad.

A few hands cost me the lot tonight

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3877436 when 3/18 in the tilt $109

Then this flip when 6/38 in the Tilt $20r

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3878136

Just bust that and the $162 50k on ther, both ITM, but so gheyyyy.

Enjoyed gettin max value outa this hand earlier on in the $20r though.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3877704


Nickys, jsut had a 6th in $50w/1 on tilt, so sick, JJ vs AJ for the lot, Obv A binks.
Rooks finalled $30r Ipoker earlier, KK into AJ and AT, obv A binks and he busts 8th or sumat.

glgllgl Rooks on Party Super final.

Rooks is 2/3, 8k up top!

yup, gogogo.

DIE

:(

Nick runs good compared to you.

Anyone been succesful with suicide attempts?

[  ] yes

i tried it once, wont do it again, i nearly fkin killed myself

I've just thought of the perfect plan. I'm gonna fake my death, change my name, facelift, the lot. And then become friends with Flushy and get him to stake me. Start fresh on the makeup. Wiiii. Rinse, repeat. Cant lose.

u can though, DUCY?

diagf chirprich.

midnights - 2:30ams  tonight let us gogogogogogo

actionchirp.

[01:17:27] richard james trigg says: cant wait to get tucked into a big fat hooker in vegas

loolololol

i said kobe steak but w/e a hooker for afters will do fine

[  ] the love is so nice in the stable

[01:12:30] BH says: if u die b4 vegas ill smile
[01:12:36] ChipRich says: if u die 2mo id party

[01:12:47] BH says:
[1:13:02 AM] ChipRich says: if u die 2mo id play online

[01:12:57] ChipRich says: so true
[01:13:02] ChipRich says: rooks if raging at me
[01:13:03] BH says: haha
[01:14:04] ChipRich says: guys
[01:14:07] ChipRich says: my chests hurting
[01:14:11] ChipRich says: after my pizza
[01:14:13] ChipRich says: i think its time
[01:14:18] ChipRich says: cya in anohter life
[01:14:22] BH says: OMG
[01:14:22] richard james trigg says: brother
[01:14:25] Rook says: eysysyeysyyeysyeysyyseyysyeysydydYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[01:14:25] ChipRich says: haha obv
[01:14:45] ChipRich says: chest is actually ridic hurting
[01:14:46] ChipRich says: wtf
[01:14:55] ChipRich says: gr8game
[01:15:13] Rook says: 1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1time
die1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie1timedie

Obv we dont actually mean it....i dnt think. lol.

[  ] NOT A FRUSTRATING NIGHT AT ALL

came deep in so many comps just to get royally assfucked! the best was losing jj to aj aip in the tilt 50w1 6 handed. took 1.4k but winner got over 6 which kinda sucked..cashed the stars 300fo but on min cash, couldnt get going in it. so about 4 cashes tonight and i only make 270 on the day! when will the day come wear i actually run good deep in a comp?

btw rooks.... best way to commit suicide is to do one of those hanging wank things! some student died from it once and i cant really think of many other better ways to go! plus imagine the funeral, we will all be in stitches. all u need to do it is a rope, the back of a door, some porn and a magnifine glass. gl

plus if you fail to die u still get to enjoy the attempt i guess! glglglgl

lol

hope you dont bottle it mate like in Macau    ;D

weeee, [   ] won't be attending barry manilow and humperdink in vegas

lol my body clock was fked as you well know.

probably going to a gig tonight at sheffield student union. The group playing are called skint & demorolised (sounds familiar) he's kind of like a poet like mike skinner of the north. From Harrogate. here is a clip of my favourite song by them.


YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDs840DmESs

Can't decide if i like that song Trigg, good in some ways and tez in others. lol.

On the grind from 2 today, was planning to play 2pm Stars and 2.15 $25r ipoker then everything after that, but fkin forgot to register the Ipoker torn. marv

lets gogogooggo, let me get out plz.

cant get the numbers together for the gig. The idea of doing anything which isnt completly routine perplexes my mates that much that thier heads spin all night.

Off to the pub to drink/rail my darts bets/listen to music [  ] pull a barmaid ive been grooming. if alls going well then i may look a little something like this at 2:00am

Just make sure you get one of those extra large pint glass like the guy on the right... :D

Sky Dogs on Tv Tonight. I've had a bit of a study and here's what I will be backing tonight:

7.40   Illusionist. (T3). This is more of a value selection, best priced 6/1. Would need the race run perfect for us but I just think this is too big a price.

8.00  Boherduff Monti. (T2). I was looking to back this at 3/1 today, but the favourite has now been pulled out and we are around the evens marker, so no real value but I can't see this young sprinter losing.

8.15  Stop the Show. (T5). I can see trouble on the inside in this race. The 1 dog is badly drawn and likes to move middle. I just have a feeling this could make it harder for the 3 dog (fav) to run his race. I feel this race could be made for whichever dog, 5 or 6, gets the first run on the field. I am taking on 5 for it. Best priced 7/2.

8.35  Swift Stirling. (T4). I think this dog can dictate this stayers race from the outset, and I don't think that if this were the case that the favourite would be able to do anything about it. We are best price 7/2.

8.50  Bueno Boy. (T1). This is the weakest race of the night. But I feel this dog, who has recently run through the grades round here, has the perfect draw. He can lead and hold on to the line. Best price 7/2.

9.10   Flying Winner. (T1). I won't be having a bet on this race, as this dog is a 1/3 shot. But it seems invincible at the mo, and I can't find anything to go against it with in this race.

9.25   Goldcrest King. (T2). This selection has run a couple of bad races lately, but his trial at the end of january around this c+d shows what he can do. The lack of early in the race gives him a great shot. Best price 9/4.

9.45   Mistley Colonel. (T6). Bolted up in his semi's, and I see no reason why he can't do it again tonight. His quarters he managed to win, in more time, and a slower sectional, but the track on that day was completely waterlogged. My Pick for the final and hopefully to end the night on a high is currently best price 9/2.




LETS GOGOGOGOOOOOGOOOGOOG.

the leaugue table for feb is hotting up    http://www.pocketfives.com/leaderboards/cod+meharly/SHREWDIES+and+co

Can you give me 6/5 on rookieitb to finish above TheClaimeer at months end?

$30 :)

no because im going to walsall for a week on monday. You can have it on the overall monthly profits if u want.

Ive unreg'd everything, got ridic tilted by a few things early on and decided i needed a break/day off etc. Probs for the best.

How far ahead are you?

its close

I backed it at 2's on in its last race, value still imo, havent looked at the lineup for this but i would back it and then back something that can fade trouble as a saver as the only way it gets beat is a pileup!

trust a poker player? ;)

Under $2k?

If so, I'll take it @ 6/5 ?  :)

ok booked for $30

fyp ::)

gogogogogogo rookieitb

you can run goot too Trigg, so long as it's slightly less goot

Probably not, but I trust Trigg.  :D

rich has imformed me that im quite a way infront.  bets off m8

you shouldve kept schtoom, took his $30, then bought loads of iron bru with it and poured it over pictures of the crankies whilst laughing hysterically!

was gonna but rooks and rich made me feel guilty, the bastards

You only post when your winning! Post when your winnninggggggggg

Norrr, i was collecting at the first bend there!! WTF did it do that?!

Didn't back Trap 2 in the end in the second as I missed the price. Lucky really! £30 down after the first, gna get on Trap 6 here instead of my initial pick 5 though.

Norrr, tez. Tbf even my selection was awful. I just paid some of brents wages £100 on that one, so -£130 total. On the 4 dog in the next !! CMONNNNNNN

FML i'm over 200 down now. Marv. Cant pick up a stick tonight..

lay the rest of your slections ftw!

this  :D

How about a book for which Shrewdie has the biggest single cash in month of March?

[ x ] Would punt on that.

Over/under market on what that figure will be might be cool too.

Hitthehole fav ldo.

Im sure Trigg would be up for doing a book.

My life is tez. If Trap 2 doesnt win in the last I won't be alive in the morning.

Sorry I had to, you know I don't mean it.

MY LIFE IS SO TOASTY, £300 ON AT 7/2. WEEEEEEEE

Get In! WD Rooks, had a large lay of the fav too.

WD

What made you change from T6 selection Rookie?

Don't want to turn into ChirpRich but was on winner from the QF stage.

hahahaa gtfo.

At first look I thought that Trap 6 could lead. But when looking again 15 minutes before the race with desperation I thought that 2 could lead up trap 1 and once he does that I can't see how he can lose. Trap 6 on second glance I couldn't see him leading the 4.

fyp

pmsl

basically it was my fancy and i talked him in to it ;-)

is anything beter than bluffing someone while you have the laptop on your knee having a shit?

already running bluffs level 1 of the stars 150 i c.......

u r my hero

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=40270.msg905089#msg905089

complete hh here    http://www.pokerxfactor.com/servlet/pxf?a=mv&t=myhand2&handid=183273&filename=17211_20090220_001328.txt

This has killed all my hopes, dreams and aspirations in one fell swoop


PokerStars Game #25141908957: Tournament #140492034, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (800/1600) - 2009/02/20 0:38:07 ET
Table '140492034 69' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: shipshipit (35385 in chips)
Seat 2: ThEcLaiMEer (118902 in chips)
Seat 3: VerySexual (18570 in chips)
Seat 4: HAPPYFAN (55946 in chips)
Seat 5: DEALER AA (12263 in chips)
Seat 6: DelawareB52 (47040 in chips)
Seat 7: EyeGougerMan (47775 in chips)
Seat 8: babycats (55413 in chips)
Seat 9: onsyte (25558 in chips)
shipshipit: posts the ante 150
ThEcLaiMEer: posts the ante 150
VerySexual: posts the ante 150
HAPPYFAN: posts the ante 150
DEALER AA: posts the ante 150
DelawareB52: posts the ante 150
EyeGougerMan: posts the ante 150
babycats: posts the ante 150
onsyte: posts the ante 150
EyeGougerMan: posts small blind 800
babycats: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ThEcLaiMEer [Js Jc]
onsyte: folds
shipshipit: folds
ThEcLaiMEer: raises 2400 to 4000
VerySexual: folds
HAPPYFAN: folds
DEALER AA: folds
DelawareB52: calls 4000
EyeGougerMan: raises 43625 to 47625 and is all-in
babycats: folds
ThEcLaiMEer: raises 71127 to 118752 and is all-in
shipshipit is disconnected
DelawareB52: calls 42890 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (71127) returned to ThEcLaiMEer
*** FLOP *** [3s 2h 9d]
EyeGougerMan said, "****"
*** TURN *** [3s 2h 9d] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [3s 2h 9d Qs] [Ad]
HAPPYFAN said, "jjj"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
EyeGougerMan: shows [Jh Jd] (a pair of Jacks)
ThEcLaiMEer: shows [Js Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
EyeGougerMan collected 735 from side pot
ThEcLaiMEer collected 735 from side pot
DelawareB52: shows [Ah Ac] (three of a kind, Aces)
ThEcLaiMEer said, "meh scik"
DelawareB52 collected 143620 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 145090 Main pot 143620. Side pot 1470. | Rake 0
Board [3s 2h 9d Qs Ad]
Seat 1: shipshipit folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ThEcLaiMEer showed [Js Jc] and won (735) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 3: VerySexual folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: HAPPYFAN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: DEALER AA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: DelawareB52 (button) showed [Ah Ac] and won (143620) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 7: EyeGougerMan (small blind) showed [Jh Jd] and won (735) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 8: babycats (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: onsyte folded before Flop (didn't bet)

grrrrr was 1/66 in the nightly stars. lost the hand above, 3b folded pf then went dead, jammed from CO into a 8bb stack on the bb with ATC,  button had 88 gr8 game.
Just a reminder to never get complacent in poker. I was cruisng to the final in my mind. Very dangerous mentallity to have. Can't fault my play at the moment which is good.
Me and nicky off to braodway for the £1k tommorow after seeling out our shares in 30mins, kets hope we can repay the faith shown in us. Evans is the live donk, he will win.

wow what a last minute thing!

After a shit night of grinding online i was just about to go to bed when trigg pops on skype and asks me if i wanna go to birmingham for the 1k...at first i was hesitant because it was way to late for me to arrange staking and to actually get from brighton to birmingham requires alot of effort so it took trig a while to persuade me.....well around 15 seconds!

so we posted our staking thread on blonde and snap sold our shares required for us to play so were off!

the plan is to play the 1k at birmingham then from there head straight to walsall and grind a few sideys and then the main, so a week of live poker ahead for me and trigg. plz let me run better than i have been lately online

gl all the grinders and win the lot

skype yo!

glgl guys, win the mfkin lot plz.

We'll try do the same online

Just fkin win it you two. I have a large % of my life roll invested. No excuses!

TY Brummieboy.


***** Hand History for Game 7819352158 *****
NL Texas Hold'em  Trny: 44433760 Level: 4  Blinds(150/300) - Friday, February 20, 14:57:22 EST 2009
Table $25k Gtd Friday Night Party Deepstack 6 Handed (1625856) Table #17 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 6: B_______HO ( 7,038 )
Seat 3: Brummieboy1 ( 30,412 )
Seat 4: jabato3 ( 34,737 )
Seat 5: martinos86 ( 5,544 )
Seat 2: ramirezjonas ( 10,214 )
Trny: 44433760 Level: 4
Blinds(150/300)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to B_______HO [  5h 5s ]
Brummieboy1 raises [800]
jabato3 folds
martinos86 folds
B_______HO is all-In  [6,888]
ramirezjonas folds
Brummieboy1 calls [6,238]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5d, Kc, 8h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ks ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
Brummieboy1 shows [ 6d, 6h ]two pairs, Kings and Sixes.
B_______HO shows [ 5h, 5s ]a full house, Fives full of Kings.
B_______HO wins 14,376 chips from the main pot with a full house, Fives full of Kings.

he likes to give short stackers a spin obv ;)

In  your eye watkinson.

Dealt to RookieITB [Kc 8s]
Philosoph folds
kennl folds
OfficeSpace folds
wuille32 folds
JarodSF folds
Ricin has 15 seconds left to act
Ricin folds
OmahaBuyINLaden folds
Lee Watkinson raises to 360
RookieITB raises to 4,562, and is all in
Lee Watkinson calls 2,615, and is all in
RookieITB shows [Kc 8s]
Lee Watkinson shows [9c 9h]
Uncalled bet of 1,587 returned to RookieITB
*** FLOP *** [Qc As Ad]
*** TURN *** [Qc As Ad] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Qc As Ad 4s] [Qs]

Least i'll have a tshirt to wear in Vegas.

You must have enough T-Shirts to open a shop !

WTF? Brummieboy slowrolled me!!!

***** Hand History for Game 7819463567 *****
NL Texas Hold'em  Trny:44433760 Level:6  Blinds-Antes(250/500 -25) - Friday, February 20, 15:27:18 EST 2009
Table $25k Gtd Friday Night Party Deepstack 6 Handed (1625856) Table #17 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: Aston12345 ( 14,909 )
Seat 6: B_______HO ( 12,606 )
Seat 3: Brummieboy1 ( 34,066 )
Seat 1: cash4life888 ( 13,228 )
Seat 4: jabato3 ( 27,960 )
Seat 5: martinos86 ( 17,662 )
Trny:44433760 Level:6
Blinds-Antes(250/500 -25)
cash4life888 posts ante [25]
Aston12345 posts ante [25]
Brummieboy1 posts ante [25]
jabato3 posts ante [25]
martinos86 posts ante [25]
B_______HO posts ante [25]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to B_______HO [  7h 8h ]
jabato3 folds
martinos86 folds
B_______HO raises [1,300]
cash4life888 folds
Aston12345 folds
Brummieboy1 calls [800]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6d, 9h, 3c ]
Brummieboy1 checks
B_______HO bets [1,250]
Brummieboy1 raises [3,500]
B_______HO is all-In  [10,031]
Brummieboy1 will be using his time bank for this hand.
Brummieboy1 calls [7,781]
** Dealing Turn ** [ As ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3h ]
Brummieboy1 shows [ 8c, 9c ]two pairs, Nines and Threes.
B_______HO shows [ 7h, 8h ]a pair of Threes.
Brummieboy1 wins 25,562 chips from the main pot with two pairs, Nines and Threes.
Player B_______HO finished in 120.

LOL, played so bad, justice woulda seen you get there BH.

HAHAHA, shouting again. You think you played the hand well?

the amount of hands i play there's loads of hands i don't play well, esp as i'm very tilty at the moment.

Don't tell me your still upset at the cold I gave you when I whizzed past you in the pocket fives rankings.
 :)up

LOLz. Your upset about something, fuck knows what. PM me if you have a problem with me.

k thx.

Oh, and I look forward to you coming off your year long heater.

6 months actually and it looks like i'm well off it this month.

Why would I have a problem with you, I love the banter.

LOL. ok. GL.

I was just putting the hand up in a jokey way tbh (blonde on blonde), but being honest, was suprised you took so long to think.

I just think that when you're calling a raise pre with  8c 9c you shouldnt be taking that long to call my shove for that amount on a 9 brick brick flop.

Otherwise, what else are you trying to acheive with the flat oop pre flop.

I didnt intend it to kick off at all.

Got no problem with Rooks but your a different matter.

plz elaborate.

u've got a big fat head

nearly as big as Steve Bruce's

Right ok.

I can only assume you're intoxicated.

should be the way I just bubbled the 30 rebuy

u boys are just too sensitive.

Wouldn't mess with you Leeds boys after watching that CC TV program last night about your game with Millwall last year.
Nice to see your still up for it.

Sigh, was annoyed i missed that last night.

yesssssss, found it - http://demand.five.tv/Episode.aspx?episodeBaseName=C5137270001

it's shit, theres no kick offs, nothing happends.

they throw some shit at the old bill then go home.

sighhhhhh, thats the wrong one anyway, its all about the city of Leeds, its an old one.

wp me.

QFT

i thought this thread was shit, until page 25 and 26's seethe fest

awesomeness, keep up the good work lads.

 ;popcorn;

 rotflmfao

More please...

 ;popcorn; ;popcorn;

[ x ] Thread got started at last

 ;popcorn; ;popcorn;

lol

Come on lads lets ship some money!!!!

As for there 89 hand i don't think you played it badly but your thought process is obviously flawed if you raise and then don't know what to do when you get jammed on, you are either raising to get him to gold or raising to get him to jam.

This was what I was getting at, so basically, he played it bad :)

BTW, have you heard anything from Trigg/Nicky James?

no good for me, that donkey alan stearn decided that he would min raise utg at 300/600 i peeled from the bb with AT blue. The flop came T82. Playing an 18k stack i decided to C/R his flop bet from 2k to 6.5k and he flatted. The turn came (T829) i decided J9  JT are big parts of his range so bet 7k on the turn, he insta put me in. i called and saw JQ. wp him.

Other highlights of the night saw joe grech limp the button playing 4k at 200/400, the BB made it 3k total, grech called and then folded for his last 1k on a 224 flop.

I had KK twice, once i 3bet a station and we saw a flop on A33 and i c-bet like half the pot and he started shaking his hand and folded QQ face up. FFS ace!  same happened when i 3bet KK the 1st time and station called with JJ and put over half his chips in on the T92 flop but folded when the ace fell on the turn.

I had the softest table ive ever seen in a 1k. But with them all being stations my preflop raises wouldnt go through, so i had to play either in position all the time and tighten up my opening range a little. Didnt see any other premiums or get into any coups. All around me i saw donkeys running like god and amassing huge chipcounts with the most fundamental fuck ups on hands ive ever been witness to. 

urgh ul action man.

ONE OF THESE FUNDAMENTAL FUCK UP HANDS WAS ME....

i am never travelling and playing poker on the same day again! get there a day earlier imo.....i played so tez today, found no hands and decided to run probably the worst bluff of my life. i decided to 5 bet pre with aq of hearts for 50bb's against a guy who had been showing me no resistance when i 3 bet him the past 3 times in 2 orbits. I dunno what happened to me but its a clear flat pre but i managed to spew pretty much my stack in this hand! one of the worst hands ive ever played in my life but i can assure u that i have definetly learned from this! lets hope i pull my socks up and start playing decently. sorry to backers.....this move was A CLEAR FUCK UP! i would rant off and say that i was trying to use my "hellmuth like" live tells but tbh i just got myslef into the worst spot ever vs a guy who clearly had a hand! [  ] wp me.

another moan....TRIGG FUCKING STINKS!

sharing a room with trigg is -ev...he smokes, farts(the worst farts possibly human) and plays some tez music!  he switches from frank sinatra to house to salsa to garage etc etc. such a weird human being.....

considering weather to stay in and grind with trigg or to hit the town for a night on the lash!

 rotflmfao rotflmfao

on a lighter note ive won the last 3 flips vs trigg for dinner, taxi and for the bed last night......gg rich sleeping on the sofa.

THE BED WAS HEAVEN......

i even managed to sleep through triggs ogre like snorring...which isnt quiet btw ;)

[X] Have roomed with Trigg
[  ] Enjoyed the experience

oh forgot to post my exit hand....i was so tilted from the previous hand that this felt like i deserved to bust

at 200/400 with a running ante of 25 utg limps folds to me in co and i shove 7bb's with  Ahrt Kh, sb flats my shove and utg limper calls

......flop 2d 2c 6c..... sb shoves for 26bbs

i go i got 6 outs here.....OBV NOT

he flips  Ac 6s....

GG ME.....nice smooth out of sb pre mate

LOL GG Trigg

sounds pretty much like the 150 on tuesday- the standard is so fucking bad at broadway yet they run like GOD.

Unlucky guys

Pls tell me this didn't actually happen, if this happened online customer support would be getting an email about collusion.

ty for the rubdown evans. You will have to get used to the farts and snoring come vegas. Sent the boy evans off to the bar to bink in some beers. Im gonna be on a phone in on sky later, so im gonna be pretty drunk by then. LIng has told me not to say the players are donks. Hmmmm ill try ling. Probs just gonna play like 4 tourns total tonight while having a few beers.

Will use evans as bait later on to get some honeys to the room later weeeeeeeeeeeee. got Beer, Off the wall on, poker, ciggies. What else can a fat lazy 24 year old want i ask you?  p.s listen for album titles on the sky phone in!

im tez! wish i was as good as clam

he sure did

just told trigg that theres a few woman in there early 30's down at the bar drinking pints!

all of a sudden he is putting a shirt on and needs to go to the bar to buy some peanuts!

so i think tilt is rigged....

i am deep in the 69fo 6 max on tilt with 12 left and this is what happens

with 118k at 1200/2400 i get 3 bet shoved on for 40k by some guy with  6c 6d and i snap  Qs Qc flop  9h 9d 6h...gg me

next hand i find  9h 9sand i opened to 6k bb makes it 16k i shove he snaps for 48k with  Qs Qh he holds

next hand i find  Tc Td utg limps for 2400 utg +1 makes it 16k i shove he calls with  Jd Jh and holds....

wtf is this seriously!!!!!!

I love this thread. I don't understand half of it, but I love it.

BTW - Cod, I made exactly the same horrible play as you did when I was just a few places off the money in the £300 at DTD. Beat yourself up some more, grind you teeth and keep swearing under your breath for at least a week. I did.

[ ] It helps

bit of rub down news for flushy which always makes me smile...

paul parker is down to the last 6 of the broadway 1k and he said he tried to contact james to play it off makeup! gg james, hes garanteed 7k and the winner takes 50k.....

[  ] its not worth losing any sleep over though james

Com

Lets win the lot 2nite plz guys.

omg just registered for all my comps on blonde and had 36 dollars left over....

not something i have ever done before but i decided to try my luck on the online bandit.....2 spins later im up to 120....3 more later im up to 1k... a few more and im on 1.6k......

i snap sit out and txt flushy coz its obviously coming off the makeup...

finally i have ran good!

KEV CAN U REMOVE MY CASINO FACILITY PLZ? DNT WANNA GET INTO THIS!

BUT PINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

lolol, iwwil! wp.

HAHA.. gg kev's wages.

FML ... carry on playing please.

Just looked that "W" word up in a dictionary ... still dont understand it !!

lol, you don't have to ask him, once he reads your post he'll fill his Y-fronts, stop your facility and put you on the doomswitch list.

I was wrong!

There was another "W" word i didnt understand either W O R K ...

I understood the word "W A N K E R" though ... it had a pic of Evans on a Fruit machine as an example :D

lolol

been there, done that - $60 up to $2.5k, took less than an  hour to spin it all away the next day :(

[  ] I hope Nicky doesn't do the same as Claw.

lol it was on blonde, dosent it come out of flushys pocket anyway?  :D

evans is going good in a few tourns and im doing crap, so ive got him on the beers again. Either that or say gg to life if he binks a major

evans life is a just a long stroll through willy wonka's chocolate factory

starting to regret the spin up now....

could be clearing out the desk in the morning!

gg life!

plz dont put me in the same boat as rooks and rich.......(having fuck all to live for)

this sums up my poker life....getting deep in the brawl then this happens

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cod meharly [Js Jh]
cod meharly has 15 seconds left to act
cod meharly raises to 900
Mharju folds
gershenator1 folds
moptime folds
tommy2tyme calls 900
whatever877 folds
elleonore folds
Reikilein folds
zcj90 has 15 seconds left to act
zcj90 folds
*** FLOP *** [7h 7s 4s]
cod meharly has 15 seconds left to act
cod meharly bets 1,360
tommy2tyme has 15 seconds left to act
tommy2tyme raises to 3,900
cod meharly has 15 seconds left to act
cod meharly has requested TIME
cod meharly raises to 11,352, and is all in
tommy2tyme calls 5,450, and is all in
cod meharly shows [Js Jh]
tommy2tyme shows [Th Td]
Uncalled bet of 2,002 returned to cod meharly
*** TURN *** [7h 7s 4s] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [7h 7s 4s Tc] [5h]
cod meharly shows two pair, Jacks and Sevens
tommy2tyme shows a full house, Tens full of Sevens
tommy2tyme wins the pot (21,235) with a full house, Tens full of Sevens

haha, trigg and evans could be the 2 funniests fks ever.


this line is just the absolute greatest.  i thought your ''your life is just 1 big free ice cream party'' was good, this is just gold though.

[X] played cash at casino
[  ] i ran well
[X] trigg is golden
[  ] he played well
[  ] i didnt get stacked by live donks
[  ] A2 isnt better than AK

[  ] I enjoyed the text update i requested

What a hilarious couple hours i've just had. So I pull up outside the bookies still in my courtesy car, and I get a phone call from the garage. They tell me I can pick up my car today if I want to... I make some excuse that I am not about today as, I have not got the excess on me and am waiting for a cashout from skybet before I could pay it! I have £100 in my pocket and that is it till I get the cashout.

So I go in bookies and I just mess about really, betting £10 wins or £5 each way. Get a 5/1 winner in a £10 double I had and the second dog goes on to lose by a head, sigh. Then I go onto the next race, and I get a funny look when I lump £60 on this 3 dog at 4/1. It binks in, result. Shibb. Next race im on again, £100 @ 5/2 now, the dream of me being able to spin up to my excess (£750) is well in my thoughts.

Boom, trap 3 again, shipp.. Thats £550 I have in my pocket now. Hmm, what to do, only £200 to go now... So I make a treble attempt which, if wins, will cop my excess. £80 @ 3/1. Damn, loser, it was due.

Now I am not one for quitting while i'm ahead, so continued to play. I had £30 on a horse @ 4/1 which Brent text me about which just got beat and then put £120 on a 4/1 shot again to bink in the excess but he gets beat, sigh. The dream is rapidly turning into a vision of me sad at losing this money back. Should I just quit now with my £350 I have in my pocket? Should I bollocks.

Next dog race and I look at the 3 dog. I study it over.. Because it has a bad looking draw I turn myself to the 9/4f Trap 6. I lump £200 on, but also can't resist the value of Trap 3 and bink £50 on at 4/1 as a saver. I hand the guy my bet, walk away from the counter, and look at my slip for some unknown reason, normally it just goes straight in the back pocket. I see I have written down Trap 4 for £50 win by accident. SHIT. I run back to the counter and say to the guy what I meant, and he kindly has no problem at changing it for me. The race starts and 6 falls out, marv. 3 pings though, and the 4 dog turns second to it. Shit... Somehow, and I don't know how, but 3 holds on and I get my money back for the bet thanks to the guy behind the counter allowing me to change moments before the race.

I now have a second lifeline. And not to waste it I looked at the next race, 630m at Monmore. Trap 4 stormed home in his last outing in S3 and wasn't penalised by the grader. I think it is a cert so bink £350 @ 6/4 on it to get my excess, my last bullet! I text horner and tell him and he tells me he has £70 @ 3.1 on BF. The lids go up and 4 is first to appear. OI OI  i think in my head.. I expected us to come off the pace but to lead we have no trouble in winning here! Then, for some reason, he runs off the 2nd bend and the 6 dog gets inside him. We are still in 2nd but down the far side and the 6 dog is 6 lengths in front. Finally round the 5th bend we start making some ground and by the straight we are on level terms, all it takes is for us to push and we are there. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS, GTFI.

I walk to the counter and collect my £875. I give the guy behind the counter a £20 tip and we are all happy :) I immediately leave the shop and ring the garage to tell them change of plan I can pick up today! He tells me that he drove it round the block and the rear brake thing is warped and it needs changing. Marvellous! Apparently he can have it done in an hour and I should still be able to pick my car up late this afternoon. Weeeeeeeeeeee.

....and breeeathe!   rotflmfao

Great post!

Oh atm i am sat in Cancun airport, supposed to be flying to Vegas but my flight is cancelled so now i have to fly to Miami then to Dallas then to Vegas, fuck my life!

lol gr8 spin up Rooks you degen fk.

Ul Flushy, although mbn to be off to Vegas.


Just started a session at 5, lets gogogogo. The Mondays are usually incred.

Starting my session at 6, have picked up my car now, wiiiiiiiii.

Quality Post.

Love the top one.

+ i feel pretty shrewd about the price i got in the 2nd one.

I used to get pissed off with judgmental cashiers, so much so i used to purposfully go in there and do £3 bets for a while then stick a £300 one in there and they would always put it in for £3 then i'd have a go at them for being presumtuous and not reading the amount properly.

It got pretty expensive though and i decided that cashiers thoughout the land hand learned their lesson and stopped :D

 ;frustrated;

That is all

Sighh, was abs raging earlier. Ran so fkin bad on Tilt and others torns. So i stopped reg'ing past the 8's and decided to try and ship the 5-6 torns i was currently in.

Ended up finalling the $109 5k on Ipoker, but came 10th. Then just had 2 going later on the $20r Party and the $162 Super on Party. Went into the Party 20r final around 3/10, but its a massive crapshoot at that stage anyway and when 2/8, sum1 opens MP, i jam 99 from the button, and the guy 1/8 re jams and he just has me covered. He has AQ. gg on the Q x x flop. Sighhhhhh. So busted that 8th in flip for big CL. Meanwhile had been gathering a few chips together in the $162 and went into the final 6/10. Ended up jammin with KQ, get called by JJ, and lose yet another vital flip. 8.2k ftw in that too. I got 1.1k for 8th yet again!
Just added up and am  +$77 on the day. Obv il take a winning day but could have been so much more.

Nicky and Trigg in £200 at Walsall tonight i think. Hopefully theyve won it all! Jones, Middy and TommyC back from Tenerife 2mo night, then they're off Walsall for the ME GUKPT i think. Would probs go with them if i could get a bink online this week.

lets gogogogogo the rest of the week.

so....after getting my ass handed to me in a cash game last night i decided to start playing some decent poker today!

coming back with an average stack and 30/156 original entrants in the walsall 200fo. plz let me ship this event.

This ones not being played on MU coz its one of my freerol tournes for running the stable so i have the chance of getting some nice money (11k up top)......Really happy with the way i played today and for a 200fo there were quite a few tough tables. my 1st table had dave penly, julian thew and dave colclough who was quicky replaced by sonny chatta.....2nd table had adreas hoivold, paul parker, dan carter and a couple of young internet kiddies! pretty sick to have an ept winner on each of my tables for a 200 but oh well it was fun!

triggs being a right fag at the moment...hes just run a bath with bubbles foaming over the side and now hes sneeking off with a cigartette and a lighter to have a crafty fag in our non smoking rooms bath....(i think hes lighting candles tbf).

oh well better hit the sack coz its close to 5am and play restarts at 3pm. GL stable lets get the lot

ffffffffs, was hoping id be able to eat next month if you shipped it. Fkin ridic.

gl tho m8, win it all yo.

Off to bed, then up for the griiind 2mo.

the 300 and half of the 1k r not on mu aswell.....just to inform ya ;) go win the lot online imo.

clear wank diversion tactic imo

Great game Totesport.

Went back into this bookies today with £100 in my pocket. I had Crayford 3/1 £40 winner, Sunderland £30 loser, Crayford £40 7/2 winner, Sunderland £30 loser... Then I went to put another £40 on Crayford dog and he questioned me. Are you a regular etc. I told him I was in yesterday but it was the other guy working and he was like well we don't like taking bets on dogs more than tenners unless you are regular. So I said, look, do you want me to try and give you my money back or not? He accepted my £40 bet. It binked @ 9/2. Then he restricts me to £10s on ANY dogs.

HAAHAHAHAHAH, didn't have another bet, just walked out.

quality

Weee.. dog betting going well atm.

Backed a dog at 7.50 that I was told about in the blog below.. That came a really unlucky 2nd.

So I had £50 in my laddies account and 30 seconds to read the form, picked out the 3 dog for the 8pm Wimbledon. Had £50 on and it binked @ 8/1!!!

Weeee, add a 6/1 winner to the list.

The walsall GUKPT main will be my swan song of live poker in the UK, or any tournament under £1k buyins. I'll write a few paragraphs why soon

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Been grinding my fucking nuts off online lately and just getting completely fucked when it comes down to it. I have bubbled almost everything in site. I have been in mega pots for CL etc etc numerous times to be screwed. In the hi roller blonde the other day, with 20 left I get in pot for chip lead with AT v K8, I hit T he binks K obv. Leaves me with about 6 bigs which AGAIN I get into a pot for top 3, and get it in 88 v AJ and get felted obviously.

Tonight i've been playing, i've lowered the tourney's i've been playing and it's ridiculous still. I've entered 7 comp's tonight, and I can remember 5 times when I had the overpair vs underpair and not won. I can understand it if I was 8 tabling, 20 tournaments + a night but arhfghghghghghg.

I had KK into AA early doors of the $100ra, and then grinded hard and got back to avg stack. Then I get in this spot :

Dealt to RookieITB [Ts Tc]
DuckU has 15 seconds left to act
DuckU raises to 700
RookieITB has 15 seconds left to act
RookieITB raises to 5,870, and is all in
Leandro Brasa folds
RoothlusJr folds
pbdrunks folds
McNallyville folds
DuckU has 15 seconds left to act
DuckU calls 5,170
RookieITB shows [Ts Tc]
DuckU shows [4c 4d]
*** FLOP *** [4s Kd Ac]
*** TURN *** [4s Kd Ac] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [4s Kd Ac 3d] [6s]

So, now i'm left 1 tabling the $20r. Grind away, before I know it I am 3/30. Then I get this spot to go clear CL :

Dealt to RookieITB [Ad Ah]
Petie_BigStacks folds
eisenhower1 folds
DannyMac31 raises to 2,650
RookieITB has 15 seconds left to act
RookieITB raises to 6,051
herbhealsme folds
deadNst folds
DannyMac31 has 15 seconds left to act
DannyMac31 calls 3,401
*** FLOP *** [Qs 3d Qc]
DannyMac31 checks
RookieITB has 15 seconds left to act
RookieITB bets 7,900
DannyMac31 has 15 seconds left to act
DannyMac31 has requested TIME
DannyMac31 raises to 55,359, and is all in
RookieITB calls 47,459
DannyMac31 shows [9s 9c]
RookieITB shows [Ad Ah]
*** TURN *** [Qs 3d Qc] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 3d Qc 9d] [Kd]


Leaves me with about 10 bigs, which I run up to 55k and top 10 again. Then this to take me out :

Dealt to RookieITB [Ah Kd]
Petie_BigStacks folds
DannyMac31 folds
RookieITB raises to 3,925
herbhealsme has 15 seconds left to act
herbhealsme calls 3,125
deadNst calls 2,325
*** FLOP *** [8s Qc Ks]
herbhealsme has 15 seconds left to act
herbhealsme has requested TIME
herbhealsme checks
deadNst checks
RookieITB has 15 seconds left to act
RookieITB bets 7,000
herbhealsme has 15 seconds left to act
herbhealsme raises to 39,056, and is all in
deadNst folds
RookieITB calls 32,056
herbhealsme shows [Ad Ac]
RookieITB shows [Ah Kd]
*** TURN *** [8s Qc Ks] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [8s Qc Ks 4c] [7h]


So, as you can see. I've had a wonderful night.

Am sure you'll be missed mate.

so.....

busted 1st orbit back in the 200 this afternoon..

opened to 4.1k utg when blinds 800/1600 with 34k in total....some young kid 3bets me to 10,500 playing the same stack so i ship  Ad Kd.....

he dwells for close to 5 mins before calling with  8d 8h...obv he holds on a  Tc Jd 3h board..

now after another night of good poker im coming back to day 2 of the 300 with 55k when average is around 35k. would be nice to get a result this time!

GL Mr Cod. (Nice to meet you btw)

GL Mr Cod. (Nice to meet you btw)
[/quote]

ty, although it was brief it was very pleasant! also i feel privaliged to be ur 15,000th post! ;)

Gl Nicky!!

Doing my brains here so please get the lot!

Just bumped into Lovejoy in the Venetian he is above average with 3 tables left in a $2500fo, 180k ftw, mbn!

lovejoy is a beast at huge field live mtts....glglglgl

will try and get you out of it james, need a bink this week to reassure myself that these live festivals are as profitable as i 1st thaught. Although the fields are mega soft, the expenses eat you alive especially when your hotel is about 10 miles from the casino! [  ] will be listening to triggs adveice on hotel booking in the future

i have one request to the poker gods.....let me win my huge flip that im bound to get into after about 5 hands of day 2. PLZZZZZ

 ;popcorn;

[ X  ] i have also been stranded 10 miles away from the poker by Trigg's hotel booking

im not trying to turn this thread into my personal bad beat thread but fuck me....
d
aa vs kk on a k23 board all clubs and i have aa with the a of clubs.....gg my life!

serioulsy plz can i run better!

thats not nicky posting ldo, hes in the £300 final now with 8/9ths of sklansky chips in play. BTW im gonna have to teach evans how to drink!

In other news, some idiot who was pissed on the cash table started winding sam trickett up, who, to my knowledge has never  been off with anyone in his life. This guy was a total cock, and one of many reasons why live poker sucks.

Ok, today, much to the encouragement of Horner I am going on dogheater09. One spin up of todays dog meetings in the hope of turning my Betfair account into mad dimez.

Obviously it will all end pear shaped, of that I have no doubt. I have currently been through the Sunderland morning card, and will start on the Sheffield card in a moment. I'll post my best bets here and obviously have something on every race anyways.

When asking Brent to lay me a price on Busto or Robusto he priced it up as the following :

11/10 Busto
8/11 Robusto


Only he can give you his reasoning behind this. I wish I was an 8/11 shot to come out on top everytime I have a dogs session!

GL me. Will keep this thread updated so you can all have a laugh.

sheffield thursday morning bags card usually starts off with a two bend race, easy way to get the day off to a good start

2nd race in I see. Just starting the studying now.

I have already placed a trixie on three dogs that were my main fancies at Sunderland today..

12.18  T3
12.32  T4
1.33    T4

I now have a yankee on at Sheffield.

11.57 T3
12.42 T4
12.58 T1
1.27  T1

First winner of these bets...

Currently after 8 races I think, +£184.08 at Sheffield, and +£94.77 at Sunderland. Let the downswing begin!

Weeeeeeeee. Had £70 to win £263 on BF too. Lets gogogogo dogheater09

Damn that dog.

Weeee, 2/2 in the yankee now... Sick. Got 10.0 on BF on that dog too, wiiiiiiii

Trap 1 in the next at Sheffield to set up potentially mad dimezzzzzz

Norrrrrr, it got 3rd. Still the last one in the yankee can potentially return me £500ish for my £55.

Last leg of it is now, we need T1 to scoop a few hundred!

Norrr. No show. Still a profit on that £100 to be returned.

Sigh. Up £400 overall the whole morning meeting. Good considering I had a bet in every race! Was up 800 at one point though and the yankees etc looked good. Not pleased. It is for this reason I will be going thru the Crayford card!

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii me2.  joined the coo landing late so missed all the winners.  this baby got me out.  rooks has won the world.

haha wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, so so crucial.

UNBELIEVABLE SCENES!

OMG ABSOLUTE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

haha fkin quality.

MBSFN  :)up

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Just finished my degen sesh. +£4k on the day. OIOIOIOI

Wow, ship it.

nice one! is that dogs or poker?

Guess?

GG Demps.

FML!!

Well done rooks, now plz run good at poker!

N1   ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; :)up

really dissapointed about this weeks poker...

i played the best poker of my life in all 3 comps, made very few mistakes and had accumulated some decent stacks.....i have to win those crucial flips :(

gna head back to bton tomoz, wp rooks btw ....v nice score

now its back to the online grind so i can hopefully eat when in vegas

ul Nicky

Greasefire poker. Running like shit.

Just finalled the GUKPT $109 F/o  sat, get it in with AA vs 44 with 10 left to go top 2/3. obv 4 binks, then KJ vs A4 lose to bust.
[ ] i run good in that Sat.
Alex Martin will remember from last time when BH made the sweat thread.

Still been a good month for binks so far, a few decent scores. But nothing huge and MU is just slowly building back up, sighh.

glglgl 2mo Shrewdies playing GUKPT ME. win it all plz.

been to bank yet rooks!

Sighhhhhhh, tonights gone a bit better but still running like death deep.

Busted 13th in the $300 on Ipoker earlier, just busted 13th in FTP $129 30k and 11th in the $30w/2r on Stars and got it in for mad dimez in the $75 22.5k on FTP for like top 5 stack with like 27 left earlier on.

Trying not 2 make this a bad beat thread, but will put a few big hands from the day up:

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3918677 - to bust 13th in the $129, abs hate his call and his reasoning to some guy in chat was that i had shoved button last 6 times! lol. over half his stack to call, pretty ghey

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3918617 -  to bust 11th Stars $30w/2.CL only had like 100k, so pretty huge.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?3918371 - to bust 27th in $75 22.k on Tilt. Abs ridic that i dont hold/get there.



Everyone busted Walsall ME i think, except Jones on 20k, ggogoogogogoo 2mo.

Nicky & Rooks playing £250 2mo, win plz 1 of u.

that should put rich ahead in the pocket 5 leaderboard, last night tonight, Only me and rich can win as rooks and nicky re in walsall.

Gonna play 4pms-8pms, one time

[  ] run good


GUKPT Main... ATh after T92 2 hearts vs J8o and QQ. For approx 25k. Marv, J8o got there obv, that was the controversial acting hand by Andy Johnson I think. Then I am left with like 3k after dinner break, shove button after Chompy limps in the first hand back and he passes, 3950. Two hands later and a player comes in on the button, he is told he won't have a hand, but the dealer deals him in still. Fronda makes it 900 from EP, then someone points out its a misdeal, nobody seems to care and the dealer just says its fine, dont know if this is right or wrong though? Anyway I look down at AKo so get them in. The SB isolates now, marv. On their backs :

As Kd vs Qd Qh

Kc 9c 2c Tc Jh

SFSFSFSFSFSSFSFFSFSFSHPIOWFOHEOFGBEOGBFPNFPEHG{RG~RWGWRG~RW


Great game.




Half hour later the hundo freezeout starts, 25 left and I get it in for 60k @ 600/1200 with AK vs QQ. Comes : 3 3 2 A Q


rgpirshnpitnbptseibpitbsgptsbnsg #rhn

Left me with 24k coming back after break. Then I go and get it in with KJc with my last 10 bigs vs A6. Obv it comes, K x x x A.

FMLFMLFMFLMFLFLFLFMLMFLFL

With the gukpt the players coming to the table get dealt if they come in on the button so was right

glgl sir.

Ul in Walsall Rooks :(, just win the £250 today obv.

just started. Got Nicky to my left wiii. He just doubled too mbn

oh, also got my betfair roll on watford today. Bink

Bump, interested in your thoughts on this.

gg Jones, 21st or something in ME. sigh.

The volume of live tourneys i, or any other player plays in their lifetime is not going to be indicitive of whether they are a long term winner or not. It is conceivable that the best player the world has ever seen could play one £1k main event every month for 50 years and still get nowhere near to their expected value.
Add this in with the idiots you see on the circuit, who have the biggest ego's you will see in any sporting/gaming arena. You have no choice but to sit on tables with said idiots/morons/ego's for hours on end enduring the same old cliche's same old mumping, same old rubdowns, slowrolls.

It tilts me pretty much, maybe im jealous, when players, whom i know are huge losing players if they ran to expectaion, with huge stacks, hitting bumper paydays.
The expences of a week in a festival can get minty over a year if you like to do anything other than just stay in your hotel until tourney time.
Don't get me wrong their are some great guys on the circuit, but just because i don't wanna play a live event, doesnt mean i cant meet the lads for a beer every now and again. For example went out with a great bunch of guys on wednesday, akenhead, phillips, trickett, evens, ramsey, gibson, jaffa, even raaby and ian put on their dancing shoes. When we get back to the casino for a spot of more drinking and a wee cashgame, we sit on a table with the biggest idiot your likely to meet, who was trying his best to antagonise everyone at the table and almost induced a very calm member of the above into a fight. I just can't be doing with this shit, which ive seen so often recently.

Losing in a live tourney is so much more demorolising than losing one online, as thier is nothing else to do when you bust you dwell on even th most fundamental of plays, often ringing up freinds or asking peers fro re-assurance that u played it A OK. This can affect thinking in future events.

Live there is far too much, hollywood, dwelling that 15 hands an hour is not uncommon, so their is far less play live than online for the time you are playing.
Id rather sit at home and play a comp online, where i know everyones exact chipcounts and they have a time limit to stop hollywood dwells etc. Unless you love playing live then i dont see the point playing a tournament where first prize is less than you can win online wihout expences. It is true there is great value in these tournaments, and if they were everyday id sell my soul to play them all, as that way id be pretty sure to show a profit every month. As it is now its just who runs good at the right times, as it is in any comp, but i play 150xmore online comps than i do live so thats not a problem online.


There are many more reasons that i can't think of at the moment, Oh probably the biggest, when im deep in a tourney i like to have a quick shuffle at the break to relieve any tension i might feel. And i can consult the shrewdies, flushy moorman,pab etc and get their views on a hand if its marginal in my eyes.
And i smoke 20+ a day.

tl;dr

LOL

How you both gettin on Rooks?

Good Post Trigg.

A quick shuffle at the break? Alone, or supervised?