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Title: guy asks me if i play bingo
Post by: madasahatstand on November 26, 2005, 11:44:41 AM
2 nights ago i got a fantastic hand and this guy abused me left, right and centre

i was dealt  Ac 7c
he had  Jd  5s

flop  Jc,  6c  3c

i checked. he raise me $10. i called

river 5d

he raises me $20. i  call

flop  Td


he raises me $20. i re-raise $20

he calls and I win with nuts flush. he then starts calling me names and asking if i play bingo. i tell him he is a bad loser and say lol. he then tells me im a bad winner and keeps going on about bingo. i tell him he is a male cheuvanist pig and that i had the nuts from flop. hes getting even more wound up so i decide to leave with his chips.
i really cant stand bad losers but have to say really enjoyed taking his chips

mad
 


Title: Re: guy asks me if i play bingo
Post by: raab11 on November 26, 2005, 12:10:33 PM

Hey mad

the guy seems like a twat to me too, 3 clubs on the flop u keep calling i would have gave up the pot(i think..lol)

however i think maybe u could have stayed and taken more of his chips. lol

as for the bingo comments, one word, twat.

raab


Title: Re: guy asks me if i play bingo
Post by: redsimon on November 26, 2005, 12:13:34 PM
When he started his rant just type" Sorry can't chat, too busy counting my money" :D


Title: Re: guy asks me if i play bingo
Post by: Nem on November 26, 2005, 12:15:12 PM
He was never winning???? I think you should've raised to $50 on the river, he would've definitely called cos he's a MUPPET

Well played :-* ;D :-*


Title: Re: guy asks me if i play bingo
Post by: tikay on November 26, 2005, 12:33:34 PM
When he started his rant just type" Sorry can't chat, too busy counting my money" :D

Even better, "I am too busy counting YOUR money" is Ariston's line I believe. Not that he ever wins a pot.


Title: Re: guy asks me if i play bingo
Post by: The_nun on November 26, 2005, 12:37:49 PM
are you at Walsall tikay today


Title: Re: guy asks me if i play bingo
Post by: tikay on November 26, 2005, 12:38:45 PM

Yes Maureen - you?

I'll bring the Pringles if you are there.


Title: Re: guy asks me if i play bingo
Post by: byronkincaid on November 26, 2005, 12:49:25 PM
"shhhhh I'm counting your chips" is a classic 2+2 line from a couple of years ago. I prefer "wow that was a terrible call" which pays homage to the fantastic Kouresh rub down of Mr Burns in the 888 comp when DC called Kouresh's 33 all in with 88 only for Kouresh to spike the set. After a couple of minutes chat, Kouresh gets this big cheesey grin on his face and says "thanks for calling though" Pure class, how he hasn't had his head kicked in is a total mystery to me.


Title: Re: guy asks me if i play bingo
Post by: The_nun on November 26, 2005, 12:50:23 PM
Yes Tikay ... come well stocked.... ;karabiner;


Title: Re: guy asks me if i play bingo
Post by: Newmanseye on November 26, 2005, 12:51:46 PM
2 nights ago i got a fantastic hand and this guy abused me left, right and centre

i was dealt  Ac 7c
he had  Jd  5s

flop  Jc,  6c  3c

i checked. he raise me $10. i called

river 5d

he raises me $20. i  call

flop  Td


he raises me $20. i re-raise $20

he calls and I win with nuts flush. he then starts calling me names and asking if i play bingo. i tell him he is a bad loser and say lol. he then tells me im a bad winner and keeps going on about bingo. i tell him he is a male cheuvanist pig and that i had the nuts from flop. hes getting even more wound up so i decide to leave with his chips.
i really cant stand bad losers but have to say really enjoyed taking his chips

mad
 

Easy way to put this one, you had a ranked starting hand( category 4 on the skalansky chart I think ) he had a pile of crap, you flopped the nuts and he is the mug thats betting in to you, I am surprised he did'nt accuse you of cheating for not betting your hand ( had that one myself ).

Whats more if he was getting abusive I would report him to the cardroom manager.


Title: Re: guy asks me if i play bingo
Post by: tikay on November 26, 2005, 12:58:31 PM
Maureen - I need you to look after snoops today please, he's a virgin in the Update department & is well nervous.


Title: Re: guy asks me if i play bingo
Post by: The_nun on November 26, 2005, 01:03:14 PM
No problem Tikay .. sounds fun..me being the mature... experienced...lady ...Let hope I can point him in the right direction... ;topofclass;


Title: Re: guy asks me if i play bingo
Post by: M3boy on November 26, 2005, 01:21:50 PM
"I am a poker bot" works well :)

EVERY time they chat, just type it  :D


Title: Re: guy asks me if i play bingo
Post by: yt on November 28, 2005, 01:41:22 PM
"I am a poker bot" works well :)

EVERY time they chat, just type it  :D

yes thats my perfect response. "I am a Bot programed to take money from FISH." or any variation!
"I am a Bot and knew your hole cards"