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Title: Free tickets... Post by: Amatay on February 13, 2009, 09:37:29 PM Two of them to Ascot tomorrow with premier access and free booze! Does anyone want them? I can get them changed under your name
Title: Re: Free tickets... Post by: Graham C on February 14, 2009, 01:21:30 AM Damn, I already have plans :( It's only 15 mins from me too.
Title: Re: Free tickets... Post by: thetank on February 14, 2009, 02:04:23 AM I'd travel a long way for free booze.
Sadly it's Valentines day, duties elsewhere :P Title: Re: Free tickets... Post by: bolt pp on February 14, 2009, 02:07:30 AM Title: Re: Free tickets... Post by: Ironside on February 14, 2009, 02:09:07 AM I'd travel a long way for free booze. Sadly it's Valentines day, duties elsewhere :P take your boyfriend Title: Re: Free tickets... Post by: Robert HM on February 14, 2009, 02:09:53 AM Kissagrams busiest day of the year. Title: Re: Free tickets... Post by: thetank on February 14, 2009, 02:17:18 AM Wanking is on the agenda, don't want to start the night with a full tank obv It's not the only item of buisness though. If it were, it wouldn't stop me from going to Ascot, I could crack one out while I was there without too many problems. Title: Re: Free tickets... Post by: bolt pp on February 14, 2009, 02:22:04 AM Wanking is on the agenda, don't want to start the night with a full tank obv It's not the only item of buisness though. If it were, it wouldn't stop me from going to Ascot, I could crack one out while I was there without too many problems. ffs, i dont want to hear anything about wanking and horse stuff, wtf's wrong with you scots!!! Title: Re: Free tickets... Post by: thetank on February 14, 2009, 02:22:42 AM Is Ascot not the one where they wear the hats?
Title: Re: Free tickets... Post by: TheChipPrince on February 14, 2009, 02:24:52 AM Wanking is on the agenda, don't want to start the night with a full tank obv It's not the only item of buisness though. If it were, it wouldn't stop me from going to Ascot, I could crack one out while I was there without too many problems. ffs, i dont want to hear anything about wanking and horse stuff, wtf's wrong with you scots!!! I bashed one out in the back of a pheasant trailer once, true story... Title: Re: Free tickets... Post by: bolt pp on February 14, 2009, 02:25:33 AM Is Ascot not the one where they wear the hats? the horses? Title: Re: Free tickets... Post by: thetank on February 14, 2009, 02:32:41 AM I don't know about horses and hats, but if I can get a double Jack and coke for hee-haw, I'm pretty much jizzing in my pants right there.
If my hand is in my pocket at the time then that counts as a wank. Title: Re: Free tickets... Post by: bolt pp on February 14, 2009, 02:35:43 AM I don't know about horses and hats, but if I can get a double Jack and coke for hee-haw, I'm pretty much jizzing in my pants right there. If my hand is in my pocket at the time then that counts as a wank. no drama, ive cracked one off many a time at the prospect of a double jd+coke on the freemans. Title: Re: Free tickets... Post by: gatso on February 14, 2009, 03:14:56 AM wtf is a pheasant trailer?
Title: Re: Free tickets... Post by: Claw75 on February 14, 2009, 03:17:50 AM wtf is a pheasant trailer? do keep up Gatso - it's a place you go to knock one out. Title: Re: Free tickets... Post by: bolt pp on February 14, 2009, 03:26:09 AM wtf is a pheasant trailer? do keep up Gatso - it's a place you go to knock one out. theres a place you go for that? sigh, so many instances of unnecessary embarrassment! Title: Re: Free tickets... Post by: Scottish Dave on February 14, 2009, 09:22:31 AM I don't know about horses and hats, but if I can get a double Jack and coke for hee-haw, I'm pretty much jizzing in my pants right there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4) keep your eye open for Justin Timberlake Title: Re: Free tickets... Post by: kinboshi on February 14, 2009, 10:07:24 AM Is this a really bad grim thread?
Title: Re: Free tickets... Post by: thetank on February 15, 2009, 01:14:28 PM I don't know about horses and hats, but if I can get a double Jack and coke for hee-haw, I'm pretty much jizzing in my pants right there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4) keep your eye open for Justin Timberlake that's excellent! The writing on Saturday Night Live is f***ing awesome. |