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Title: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Royal Flush on March 01, 2009, 07:29:17 AM
F*CKING PLACE IS RIGGED.

That's all.


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Jamier-Host on March 01, 2009, 11:19:01 AM
Mug


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: pokerfan on March 01, 2009, 11:20:44 AM
oh dear


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Colchester Kev on March 01, 2009, 11:21:08 AM
All hopes of a pay rise dashed on a craps table in Vegas ..... Marvellous !


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: The Camel on March 01, 2009, 11:48:38 AM
All hopes of a pay rise dashed on a craps table in Vegas ..... Marvellous !

pay rise?!?!?!?!?

That suggests you are currently paid for you contribution to blondepoker.

fml.


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Colchester Kev on March 01, 2009, 11:50:43 AM
All hopes of a pay rise dashed on a craps table in Vegas ..... Marvellous !

pay rise?!?!?!?!?

That suggests you are currently paid for you contribution to blondepoker.

fml.

Good point, well made.   rotflmfao rotflmfao



Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: MANTIS01 on March 01, 2009, 12:42:57 PM
Yeah but the fountains are nice


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Junior Senior on March 01, 2009, 01:06:46 PM
it's that Celine Dion....., she's cursed it with her whining tones!


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: redsimon on March 01, 2009, 01:24:32 PM
it's that Celine Dion....., she's cursed it with her whining tones!

Surely Caesar's Palace, unless the voice stretched all the way to Ballagio?


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: cod meharly on March 01, 2009, 01:33:05 PM
Mate, sort it out. If you go bust we all go bust!

We are currently looking for other backers at the moment as stable confidence in you is low!


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Royal Flush on March 01, 2009, 07:50:25 PM
lol must have been drunk last night....

3 hour session at the craps table, 0 points hit, so sick.


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: George2Loose on March 01, 2009, 08:23:26 PM
Mate, sort it out. If you go bust we all go bust!

We are currently looking for other backers at the moment as stable confidence in you is low!

GL with that

[ ] You'll find a backer as understanding as Flushy


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: gribbo on March 01, 2009, 08:24:21 PM
lol must have been drunk last night....

3 hour session at the craps table, 0 points hit, so sick.


How much did you do in?


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Woodsey on March 01, 2009, 08:49:38 PM
If your gonna play again go across to Casino Royale (the shitty little casino next to Harrahs) and get 100x odds to give you the smallest house advantage.


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Royal Flush on March 02, 2009, 02:34:45 AM
If your gonna play again go across to Casino Royale (the shitty little casino next to Harrahs) and get 100x odds to give you the smallest house advantage.

Yeah but then i will be in casino royale!

Rather do money in the Bellagio, lol

Am out of it now anyway, had to go play poker to do it which is a bit gay, going to launch one more assault on the craps to get multai


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Woodsey on March 02, 2009, 02:37:32 AM
If your gonna play again go across to Casino Royale (the shitty little casino next to Harrahs) and get 100x odds to give you the smallest house advantage.

Yeah but then i will be in casino royale!

Rather do money in the Bellagio, lol

Am out of it now anyway, had to go play poker to do it which is a bit gay, going to launch one more assault on the craps to get multai

LOL I thought u were a pro gambler not a ponce FFS......... $5 on the pass line, $500 on odds at Casino Royale IMO.


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Royal Flush on March 02, 2009, 02:39:57 AM
If your gonna play again go across to Casino Royale (the shitty little casino next to Harrahs) and get 100x odds to give you the smallest house advantage.

Yeah but then i will be in casino royale!

Rather do money in the Bellagio, lol

Am out of it now anyway, had to go play poker to do it which is a bit gay, going to launch one more assault on the craps to get multai

LOL I thought u were a pro gambler not a ponce FFS......... $5 on the pass line, $500 on odds at Casino Royale IMO.

Yeah but they don't wash in there, i might catch something.

Obv would play there if it was nice place but what ya gonna do 5x @ Bellagio better than 100x @ Flea pit


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 02, 2009, 02:41:18 AM
You're multai anyway!


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Woodsey on March 02, 2009, 02:45:33 AM
Craps is just the best and most fun game to play in Vegas IMO and its not even close. I always get sucked in and lose my nuts despite the apparent miniscule house advantage. I'm due to ship the lot at some point I reckon LOL.


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: thetank on March 02, 2009, 04:32:20 AM

LOL I thought u were a pro gambler not a ponce FFS


Are you new here?



Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Royal Flush on March 02, 2009, 08:23:05 AM
Craps is just the best and most fun game to play in Vegas IMO and its not even close. I always get sucked in and lose my nuts despite the apparent miniscule house advantage. I'm due to ship the lot at some point I reckon LOL.

LDO

Craps>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WAR>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BlackJack>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Poker>Other table games


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: I KNOW IT on March 02, 2009, 08:59:27 AM
Let it Ride

FTW


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 02, 2009, 09:51:57 AM
War might just be the greatest IMO.


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: bolt pp on March 02, 2009, 10:20:34 AM
fuck jeff goldblum


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: AlexMartin on March 02, 2009, 12:00:50 PM
You're multai anyway!

+1


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Jamier-Host on March 02, 2009, 01:20:54 PM
Craps is just the best and most fun game to play in Vegas IMO and its not even close. I always get sucked in and lose my nuts despite the apparent miniscule house advantage. I'm due to ship the lot at some point I reckon LOL.

LDO

Craps>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WAR>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BlackJack>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Poker>Other table games

But where does Texas Hold'em Bonus fit in?  :)


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Simon Galloway on March 02, 2009, 01:43:32 PM
The trend is your friend.  If it ain't happening, switch to the dark side and bet the miss.

For drink-fuelled action, I find Vegas FAR too slow - the craps is sooooooo pedestrian it becomes boring.  For a game you can play perfectly whilst so pissed you can't even manage to sit up, Pai Gow ftw.  So many pushes that you don't give away much even with plenty in action, ratings earn ok too, pai gow pit blessed with good drinks service @ Bellagio.


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: TheChipPrince on March 02, 2009, 01:49:30 PM
The trend is your friend.  If it ain't happening, switch to the dark side and bet the miss.

For drink-fuelled action, I find Vegas FAR too slow - the craps is sooooooo pedestrian it becomes boring.  For a game you can play perfectly whilst so pissed you can't even manage to sit up, Pai Gow ftw.  So many pushes that you don't give away much even with plenty in action, ratings earn ok too, pai gow pit blessed with good drinks service @ Bellagio.

Anyone have a translation please?!


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: GreekStein on March 02, 2009, 01:57:37 PM
Quote from: [url=http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=2591
Simon[/url] Galloway (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=2591) link=topic=40440.msg910687#msg910687 date=1236001412]
The trend is your friend.  If it ain't happening, switch to the dark side and bet the miss.

For drink-fuelled action, I find Vegas FAR too slow - the craps is sooooooo pedestrian it becomes boring.  For a game you can play perfectly whilst so pissed you can't even manage to sit up, Pai Gow ftw.  So many pushes that you don't give away much even with plenty in action, ratings earn ok too, pai gow pit blessed with good drinks service @ Bellagio.

Anyone have a translation please?!

He likes Pai Gow

He likes booze


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: outragous76 on March 02, 2009, 04:25:27 PM
War might just be the greatest IMO.

this ftw


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: thetank on March 02, 2009, 08:42:20 PM
+1 on the Pai Gow

A push is a win when the beer is free.


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: SuperJez on March 03, 2009, 12:53:23 PM
BLACKJACK SWITCH


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Royal Flush on March 03, 2009, 01:31:45 PM
BLACKJACK SWITCH

Same problem, need to be in the sewer to find a casino that runs it.


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: RoyCropper on March 03, 2009, 02:34:23 PM
Like poker, craps is getting harder to beat. The key to beating both games these days is game selection.
I am stunned when I see loads of people I know simply bowl up to the nearest table and go head down.
As someone who has been paid to write articles on dice and coached many newcomers here is my standard advice :-
- Step 2 metres away from the tables and watch them for a few minutes before getting involved.
- Never play on your own.
- Pick a table with a good `vibe'.
- Players on the table must be already winning (check to see people with healthy stacks).
- Players must look happy/semi wealthy.
- The dealers must be in some way friendly.
- Never play on a table with TJ Cookier or Willie.
- If a decent roll builds up but there is a disruption (usually by staff to disrupt thrower), pull off the numbers for that one throw.
- If someone shows they `can throw' do not let them leave the table, and pay them to throw if need be.
- If you are with a `non dice' player, tell them to `do one' or give them money for slots.
- Always have at least 2 more `pull ups' in case the game is juicy but you get unlucky early.
- Always `do one' when the game breaks up.

Also, it sounds like you are a shocking thrower James. If all else fails, then back the dont pass as long as no one knows you at the table.


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Woodsey on March 03, 2009, 03:16:50 PM
Like poker, craps is getting harder to beat. The key to beating both games these days is game selection.
I am stunned when I see loads of people I know simply bowl up to the nearest table and go head down.
As someone who has been paid to write articles on dice and coached many newcomers here is my standard advice :-
- Step 2 metres away from the tables and watch them for a few minutes before getting involved.
- Never play on your own.
- Pick a table with a good `vibe'.
- Players on the table must be already winning (check to see people with healthy stacks).
- Players must look happy/semi wealthy.
- The dealers must be in some way friendly.
- Never play on a table with TJ Cookier or Willie.
- If a decent roll builds up but there is a disruption (usually by staff to disrupt thrower), pull off the numbers for that one throw.
- If someone shows they `can throw' do not let them leave the table, and pay them to throw if need be.
- If you are with a `non dice' player, tell them to `do one' or give them money for slots.
- Always have at least 2 more `pull ups' in case the game is juicy but you get unlucky early.
- Always `do one' when the game breaks up.

Also, it sounds like you are a shocking thrower James. If all else fails, then back the dont pass as long as no one knows you at the table.

LOL getting harder to beat.........

Disagree with the 'non dice' thrower thing though. First time rollers FTW IMO, seem to be lucky for me especially if they are decent looking chicks.


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Royal Flush on March 03, 2009, 07:30:17 PM
Like poker, craps is getting harder to beat. The key to beating both games these days is game selection.
I am stunned when I see loads of people I know simply bowl up to the nearest table and go head down.
As someone who has been paid to write articles on dice and coached many newcomers here is my standard advice :-
- Step 2 metres away from the tables and watch them for a few minutes before getting involved.
- Never play on your own.
- Pick a table with a good `vibe'.
- Players on the table must be already winning (check to see people with healthy stacks).
- Players must look happy/semi wealthy.
- The dealers must be in some way friendly.
- Never play on a table with TJ Cookier or Willie.
- If a decent roll builds up but there is a disruption (usually by staff to disrupt thrower), pull off the numbers for that one throw.
- If someone shows they `can throw' do not let them leave the table, and pay them to throw if need be.
- If you are with a `non dice' player, tell them to `do one' or give them money for slots.
- Always have at least 2 more `pull ups' in case the game is juicy but you get unlucky early.
- Always `do one' when the game breaks up.

Also, it sounds like you are a shocking thrower James. If all else fails, then back the dont pass as long as no one knows you at the table.

Obviously i was going to contact you to check if i was making any errors, i fell foul of one or two i am not sure i need some classification, i held back and obv circled the craps pit looking for the people shouting however the 'loudest' table wasn't really that loud it could well have been just the table where people were losing the least....

Playing on your own i kinda broke as well i guess although i had Lucy with me i fear it might further complicate things as she is not a dice player, however she does have a love of the game and is keen to get involved just not when the min is $25.

Plz help me so i know for next time, have you done any online coaching videos or maybe a DVD??


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on March 03, 2009, 07:36:33 PM
Like poker, craps is getting harder to beat. The key to beating both games these days is game selection.
I am stunned when I see loads of people I know simply bowl up to the nearest table and go head down.
As someone who has been paid to write articles on dice and coached many newcomers here is my standard advice :-
- Step 2 metres away from the tables and watch them for a few minutes before getting involved.
- Never play on your own.
- Pick a table with a good `vibe'.
- Players on the table must be already winning (check to see people with healthy stacks).
- Players must look happy/semi wealthy.
- The dealers must be in some way friendly.
- Never play on a table with TJ Cookier or Willie.
- If a decent roll builds up but there is a disruption (usually by staff to disrupt thrower), pull off the numbers for that one throw.
- If someone shows they `can throw' do not let them leave the table, and pay them to throw if need be.
- If you are with a `non dice' player, tell them to `do one' or give them money for slots.
- Always have at least 2 more `pull ups' in case the game is juicy but you get unlucky early.
- Always `do one' when the game breaks up.

Also, it sounds like you are a shocking thrower James. If all else fails, then back the dont pass as long as no one knows you at the table.

Obviously i was going to contact you to check if i was making any errors, i fell foul of one or two i am not sure i need some classification, i held back and obv circled the craps pit looking for the people shouting however the 'loudest' table wasn't really that loud it could well have been just the table where people were losing the least....

Playing on your own i kinda broke as well i guess although i had Lucy with me i fear it might further complicate things as she is not a dice player, however she does have a love of the game and is keen to get involved just not when the min is $25.

Plz help me so i know for next time, have you done any online coaching videos or maybe a DVD??

PMSL


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Simon Galloway on March 03, 2009, 08:32:54 PM
If you are capable of practising good table selection at the time, you have failed rule number 1.  Proceed immediately to the nearest bar and rectify.  Then come back when you are good and ready to parlay the hopping hard eight.

And as for non-players, esp partners, all I will say is that the best roll of my life was with my wife next to me.  Very bitter-sweet, I won a lot of money, but about 10% of what I would have won if she hadn't been there...


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Royal Flush on April 17, 2009, 08:39:47 AM
Craps>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WAR>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BlackJack>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Poker>Other table games

I would like to amend this now too:

WAR>>>>>>CRAPS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BLACKJACK>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Poker>Other


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: ChipRich on April 17, 2009, 06:16:45 PM
Craps>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WAR>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BlackJack>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Poker>Other table games

I would like to amend this now too:

WAR>>>>>>CRAPS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BLACKJACK>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Poker>Other

nice life.


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: AlexMartin on April 17, 2009, 06:21:07 PM
Like poker, craps is getting harder to beat. The key to beating both games these days is game selection.
I am stunned when I see loads of people I know simply bowl up to the nearest table and go head down.
As someone who has been paid to write articles on dice and coached many newcomers here is my standard advice :-
- Step 2 metres away from the tables and watch them for a few minutes before getting involved.
- Never play on your own.
- Pick a table with a good `vibe'.
- Players on the table must be already winning (check to see people with healthy stacks).
- Players must look happy/semi wealthy.
- The dealers must be in some way friendly.
- Never play on a table with TJ Cookier or Willie.
- If a decent roll builds up but there is a disruption (usually by staff to disrupt thrower), pull off the numbers for that one throw.
- If someone shows they `can throw' do not let them leave the table, and pay them to throw if need be.
- If you are with a `non dice' player, tell them to `do one' or give them money for slots.
- Always have at least 2 more `pull ups' in case the game is juicy but you get unlucky early.
- Always `do one' when the game breaks up.

Also, it sounds like you are a shocking thrower James. If all else fails, then back the dont pass as long as no one knows you at the table.

Obviously i was going to contact you to check if i was making any errors, i fell foul of one or two i am not sure i need some classification, i held back and obv circled the craps pit looking for the people shouting however the 'loudest' table wasn't really that loud it could well have been just the table where people were losing the least....

Playing on your own i kinda broke as well i guess although i had Lucy with me i fear it might further complicate things as she is not a dice player, however she does have a love of the game and is keen to get involved just not when the min is $25.

Plz help me so i know for next time, have you done any online coaching videos or maybe a DVD??

let me throw for you pissed imo.


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Woodsey on April 17, 2009, 06:33:17 PM
I plan on shipping the lot on the craps tables in Vegas in exactly 18 days time............. ;danafish;


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: 77dave on April 17, 2009, 07:55:47 PM
Following Ivey around to play craps FTW


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Royal Flush on April 17, 2009, 08:45:27 PM
Like poker, craps is getting harder to beat. The key to beating both games these days is game selection.
I am stunned when I see loads of people I know simply bowl up to the nearest table and go head down.
As someone who has been paid to write articles on dice and coached many newcomers here is my standard advice :-
- Step 2 metres away from the tables and watch them for a few minutes before getting involved.
- Never play on your own.
- Pick a table with a good `vibe'.
- Players on the table must be already winning (check to see people with healthy stacks).
- Players must look happy/semi wealthy.
- The dealers must be in some way friendly.
- Never play on a table with TJ Cookier or Willie.
- If a decent roll builds up but there is a disruption (usually by staff to disrupt thrower), pull off the numbers for that one throw.
- If someone shows they `can throw' do not let them leave the table, and pay them to throw if need be.
- If you are with a `non dice' player, tell them to `do one' or give them money for slots.
- Always have at least 2 more `pull ups' in case the game is juicy but you get unlucky early.
- Always `do one' when the game breaks up.

Also, it sounds like you are a shocking thrower James. If all else fails, then back the dont pass as long as no one knows you at the table.

Obviously i was going to contact you to check if i was making any errors, i fell foul of one or two i am not sure i need some classification, i held back and obv circled the craps pit looking for the people shouting however the 'loudest' table wasn't really that loud it could well have been just the table where people were losing the least....

Playing on your own i kinda broke as well i guess although i had Lucy with me i fear it might further complicate things as she is not a dice player, however she does have a love of the game and is keen to get involved just not when the min is $25.

Plz help me so i know for next time, have you done any online coaching videos or maybe a DVD??

let me throw for you pissed imo.

lol that was comedy!


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Woodsey on May 29, 2009, 02:41:04 PM
Bumpity Bump

http://www.nj.com/news/ledger/jersey/index.ssf?/base/news-13/124348351290840.xml&coll=1


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Royal Flush on May 29, 2009, 08:37:55 PM
Bumpity Bump

http://www.nj.com/news/ledger/jersey/index.ssf?/base/news-13/124348351290840.xml&coll=1


jeez if i was there i would be looking at a 7 digit session!


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: The Camel on May 29, 2009, 08:43:27 PM
Bumpity Bump

http://www.nj.com/news/ledger/jersey/index.ssf?/base/news-13/124348351290840.xml&coll=1


jeez if i was there i would be looking at a 7 digit session!

Phil Ivey would have won all the money in the world.


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Ironside on May 29, 2009, 08:57:28 PM
Bumpity Bump

http://www.nj.com/news/ledger/jersey/index.ssf?/base/news-13/124348351290840.xml&coll=1


jeez if i was there i would be looking at a 7 digit session!

Phil (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=709) Ivey (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=709) would have won all the money in the world.

i might have made a tenner not saying if its pounds or dollars


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Nem on May 31, 2009, 09:09:25 AM
Bumpity Bump

http://www.nj.com/news/ledger/jersey/index.ssf?/base/news-13/124348351290840.xml&coll=1


jeez if i was there i would be looking at a 7 digit session!

Quote
"According to Michael Shackleford -- a statistician dubbed the Wizard of Odds and an adjunct professor at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas -- DeMauro had only one chance in about 3.5 billion to roll 154 times."/quote]



Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: action man on May 22, 2012, 07:18:47 PM
Like poker, craps is getting harder to beat. The key to beating both games these days is game selection.
I am stunned when I see loads of people I know simply bowl up to the nearest table and go head down.
As someone who has been paid to write articles on dice and coached many newcomers here is my standard advice :-
- Step 2 metres away from the tables and watch them for a few minutes before getting involved.
- Never play on your own.
- Pick a table with a good `vibe'.
- Players on the table must be already winning (check to see people with healthy stacks).
- Players must look happy/semi wealthy.
- The dealers must be in some way friendly.
- Never play on a table with TJ Cookier or Willie.
- If a decent roll builds up but there is a disruption (usually by staff to disrupt thrower), pull off the numbers for that one throw.
- If someone shows they `can throw' do not let them leave the table, and pay them to throw if need be.
- If you are with a `non dice' player, tell them to `do one' or give them money for slots.
- Always have at least 2 more `pull ups' in case the game is juicy but you get unlucky early.
- Always `do one' when the game breaks up.

Also, it sounds like you are a shocking thrower James. If all else fails, then back the dont pass as long as no one knows you at the table.

<3 the green machine


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: Simon Galloway on May 22, 2012, 08:02:27 PM

- If you are with a `non dice' player, tell them to `do one' or give them money for slots.


THISSSSSSSSS.

"What happens if he rolls a 7?"  Clunk.


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: SuuPRlim on May 22, 2012, 10:56:35 PM
Like poker, craps is getting harder to beat. The key to beating both games these days is game selection.
I am stunned when I see loads of people I know simply bowl up to the nearest table and go head down.
As someone who has been paid to write articles on dice and coached many newcomers here is my standard advice :-
- Step 2 metres away from the tables and watch them for a few minutes before getting involved.
- Never play on your own.
- Pick a table with a good `vibe'.
- Players on the table must be already winning (check to see people with healthy stacks).
- Players must look happy/semi wealthy.
- The dealers must be in some way friendly.
- Never play on a table with TJ Cookier or Willie.
- If a decent roll builds up but there is a disruption (usually by staff to disrupt thrower), pull off the numbers for that one throw.
- If someone shows they `can throw' do not let them leave the table, and pay them to throw if need be.
- If you are with a `non dice' player, tell them to `do one' or give them money for slots.
- Always have at least 2 more `pull ups' in case the game is juicy but you get unlucky early.
- Always `do one' when the game breaks up.

Also, it sounds like you are a shocking thrower James. If all else fails, then back the dont pass as long as no one knows you at the table.

Who is RoyCropper!  You literally couldn't be more right, no-one has been this right since the 1930's when someone pointed out the Germans were getting a "little bit carried away"

Officially the most right anyone has ever been ever  ;first;


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: DMorgan on May 22, 2012, 11:10:38 PM
Bumpity Bump

http://www.nj.com/news/ledger/jersey/index.ssf?/base/news-13/124348351290840.xml&coll=1


wafl


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: action man on May 22, 2012, 11:29:09 PM
its martin green lil dave, one of life's hero's


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: SuuPRlim on May 23, 2012, 05:53:51 PM
its martin green lil dave, one of life's hero's

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=26669

This guy?

Is he coming to Vegas, I think we could form a sick high morale dice syndicate and take em for every penny


Title: Re: F*CK THE BELLAGIO
Post by: action man on May 24, 2012, 12:02:41 AM
the very same. Don't think he's out this year unfortunately