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Title: MEN ONLY!
Post by: sovietsong on March 01, 2009, 08:56:33 PM
What can I say, didn't think I could ever have one this quick that felt so good and didn't leave me in pain afterwards. It took a long time for me to build up to it, don't get me wrong but I'm so pleased I turned the corner.

So many years have passed with me dragging it out, pretending I'm happy with the 'end result', well times have changed!!

I've found gillette fusion! My god what an amazing shave, I used to be a big mach3 fan but moved on to the cheaper ones as I became disillusioned with the marketing men convincing me one razor was better than another... I'm converted!

Next up buying fancy aftershave balm! What's the world coming to?


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: Colchester Kev on March 01, 2009, 09:01:01 PM
you are obviously turning gay ... next thing you know, you will be watching liza minelli films and eating linda mcCartney sausages.

slippery slope mate .... slippery slope


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: sovietsong on March 01, 2009, 09:03:49 PM
Ummm interesting. I don't find you attractive, I must be straight?


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: Bainn on March 01, 2009, 09:04:21 PM
"Gillette Fusion", "Shave" ?????

Your words are confusing......


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: kinboshi on March 01, 2009, 09:04:44 PM
Ummm interesting. I don't find you attractive, I must be straight?

In the right light, Kev is gorgeous.  


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: sovietsong on March 01, 2009, 09:07:14 PM
Can I take a guess at the right light?


Pitch black?


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: amcgrath1uk on March 01, 2009, 09:07:41 PM
Can I take a guess at the right light?


Pitch black?

well I was thinking no light at all... ;)


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: Ironside on March 01, 2009, 09:27:46 PM
fusion rules, but blades kill the pocket


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: barhell on June 25, 2009, 08:27:52 PM
Today i went to a recently opened barbers near me where they do a proper Sweeney Todd wet shave, cut throat, massage, hot towels, the works. The closeness of the shave is superb and really relaxing too.
I was just glad not to be the person being shaved by the trainee next to me, free shave with just a little claret, and lots of apologies.
I suppose everyones got to learn.


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: G1BTW on June 26, 2009, 12:01:32 AM
fusion rules, but blades kill the pocket

how many shaves/blade?

What's with the 'Stealth'?


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: Graham C on June 26, 2009, 12:09:55 AM
A decent razor is a must and you'll love it for a while.  Then you'lll need to buy some blades and it's like, wtf, £14 for 4 omg!!!*

Save money on the gel, Sainsburys own gel is just as good as Gillette's expensive stuff.

*blades may not actually cost that much, but they are damn expensive.


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: dousche on June 26, 2009, 12:10:25 AM
shave with whatever you want. its all about a decent moisturiser to finish...


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: thetank on June 26, 2009, 05:05:13 AM
Fusion is the best.

I am a fellow convert


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: snoopy1239 on June 26, 2009, 06:18:54 AM
Ummm interesting. I don't find you attractive, I must be straight?

All the women must be lesbians then.


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: phatomch on June 26, 2009, 08:08:25 AM
i use my hairclippers had the same ones for years my head and face all the same grade 0 £50 about 7 years ago.


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: MKKfish on June 26, 2009, 12:14:38 PM
Shave head with Venus ftw *cough*


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: Jon MW on June 26, 2009, 12:17:23 PM
A decent razor is a must and you'll love it for a while.  Then you'lll need to buy some blades and it's like, wtf, £14 for 4 omg!!!*

Save money on the gel, Sainsburys own gel is just as good as Gillette's expensive stuff.

*blades may not actually cost that much, but they are damn expensive.

Gel?

Shaving oil ftw imo


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: sovietsong on June 26, 2009, 01:20:36 PM
Gel/oil wtf- soap with a horsehair brush. What's happened to all the men?

I thought I'd gone a bit soft using a fusion and a bit of balm!! Wtf is going on?

Do you lot use men make up too?


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: dik9 on June 26, 2009, 02:54:40 PM
Gel/oil wtf- soap with a horsehair brush.



Badgers hair ftw!


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: Jon MW on June 26, 2009, 03:00:09 PM
Gel/oil wtf- soap with a horsehair brush. What's happened to all the men?

...

Still  too soft

Real men use lard and a steak knife.


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: AndrewT on June 26, 2009, 03:48:20 PM
Gel/oil wtf- soap with a horsehair brush. What's happened to all the men?

...

Still  too soft

Real men use axle grease and a rusty hacksaw.

FYP


Title: Re: MEN ONLY!
Post by: thetank on June 26, 2009, 03:54:38 PM
usually one of the platoon uses pours his water ration into his helmet and we all use that to have our morning shave.