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Righty, after a lot of mulling over an a lot of practice on my game i have decided to go for staking.

I have the most solid game north of the river Clyde and my plan is to do the rounders round the local pub games, plenty of these pensioners don't need their pension books anyways they are really all quite well off.

So the plan is to start at the Clachan and play the £2 a chap dominoes game, I figure i can easily scoop a lot here as i never Chap at dominoes, If I see i am on to a loser, i accidentally knock over the table or spill a pint on the old fucker,  They move quick when they are losing a hard earned pint.

after we skin the clachan crew, even though it will set us back a few quid in Whiskeys we should still be up £200 - 300 from pension books, now this could be the trickiest part, sometimes these old buggers can spend their money on heating and food, I am confident in my speech play skillz that i can goad them in to risking it all to teach a young pup a lesson.

After we are done here we shouldhit the local bowling club, this can be a bit tougher as these old buggers have heavy balls and ball bags to match, no point getting a floggin on the noggin over championship snap.  I feel my lightning reflexes should be a big advantage here and most of these old fools could barely spank the monkey between the start and finish of the REDhotTV 10 minute freeview, I know from plenty of practice i can usually get 2  or 3 in b4 the screen goes hazy. buy in should be £30 a game and we will probably play 8- 10 games per hour, unless we get distracted by the 55 year old trophy wives we should make another tidy bundle here

I plan on running this circuit and hope to get in to a few more games locally once I have a good rep.

I am looking for 100% stakage for 70% equity, Starting bankroll of £3245.77p, the 77p is for the initial bus fare to get to the first venue.



Now other than flushy's 50% that I will hold in reserve as we all know he cant pass a butchers without buying a stake.

so 20% left, i am happy to take questions via pm if you want this to remain private.


I should also point out, I will not grim, i will not grim, i will not grim, Unless i really need the money.

happy staking

loooooool

lol, a+

+1 Hehehe

A masterpiece Billy ... BRILLIANT!

[ ] Flushy wont buy 50%

lol brilliant.

this is cracking, stonking effort

 rotflmfao

ffs this is the online grimming board you want the live grimming board

Brilliant, but yeah should be in live staking, nice try m8

My favourite bit...


 ;applause;

Screen name for Onlinedomino.com required, I'm in for the 77p

WTF has happened here?



Not like you to be so funny Billy.

Nice one.

Geo

Billy, I reckon the old codgers in the Clachan would take you out.  Either that or the smell os stale pish would drive you out the door mid-game.