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But I cant tell you yet :(


Stand by for something new from blonde ..... all will be revealed tomorrow !!

Here is a clue

(http://www.battlefieldlivekernow.co.uk/images/sas-patch.JPG)

Kev's going reveal all tomorrow!!

;hide;

You have sold blonde and bought a 3 wheel van?

 rotflmfao rotflmfao

very clever

Geo

HU death matches for T-Shirts?

By blonde standards on reveals and updates that will be tomorrow........2012

Geo

It will be tomorrow (proberly), and it IS exciting.

Kev and Tighty are going to storm someone's office SAS stylee and rob back the Tribeca software?

Kev has formed a new commitee to ensure the survival of Blonde.

Save Ar Souls

another blatant "I'm in the know and you're not" post

Geo

I pisched myself at the very thought of this ever happening.................sorry guys

Geo

Kev is starting a Shoot to Kill policy for blonde disrespect.

Has possibly Young Ahmed the customer service rep that Kev pissed off all that long ago joined the SAS to extract his vengeance ?

Me and Flushy sleep with knives under our SEPARATE beds ... constantly in fear of Ahmed & James launching ninja type attacks in the death of night.



I really hope a lot of blonde members will be excited & enthused by tomorrows announcement... I know I am !!

Fergus returns?

anything less than a change of software and I'm going to be disappointed after all this hype!!!

Its not a change of software ... you WONT be disappointed.

I would settle for being able to play on the cardroom!!!!

big words Kev, and not the first time I've heard them ;D

LOL .. i'm sure !


Trust me (wont be the first time you have heard that either ;) )  It's massive (i refer you to the previous bracketed comment) ... You will love it ( see previous bracket)

Ooooo.  Better get meself tidied up in anticipation then!

Is it unique to blonde or all of iPoker? If its the ECOOP schedule I already know it thanks

[ ] Worthwhile thread

[X] Thread should be titled "News regarding forthcoming exciting news from the cardroom"

Unique to blonde.

A pre-announcement regarding an imminent announcement of a preview of forthcoming attractions.

Kev missed a trick there, he could have posted yesterday saying that there'd be an exciting announcement tomorrow (today), and then posted this thread.  He'll know for next time.

He's just guessing.

That way if he's right he can pretend he knew before us mere mortals.

Nice try Dan. You can't fool me.

Matt, how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??




























Will tell ya tomorrow xxx

+1

Hopefully Kev will be reporting that we don't have to change ISP's to play on Blonde after all lol

is this the ladies only tourny to win the services of ironside

Has Kev been getting announcement tips from DesD ?

this is getting exciting already!   Just reading the thread makes me all goosepimply

[ x ] Kev has much to learn.

Love

Author of the news release, frantically rushing off to sex it up

E.T.A?

Gibraltar, mid 1980s, outside the petrol station.

It needs no sexing up, the FACTS speak for themselves ;)

ZOMG!!! M3boy will be the new Blonde sponsored pro?

Bugger - I've got Professor Plum, in the library, with the lead piping.

I'm rubbish at this game.

is it Tikay's b'day card from the queen is being offered as a bonus

I lol'd

dont worry flushy there is moer chance of me winning a spelling bee

Will the exciting news be in the email newsletter?
 ;hide;

Yes it will ...

FML geo right on 2012 if we have to wait for the newsletter

Will you be announcing at midnight?

I'm wetting myself with anticipation, need to know how many mops I'll need.

Get to the shops for Pampers Tank .... get 2 packs !!

Is it revised T&C  for the WSOP sattelites?  ::)

Has reverse sheep been ratified as an olympic sport?

Is it the schedule for the March League?

Are the Shrewdies going to be Red Pro's like Full Tilt

is it that i will be able to play on it soon

Had to bin the March league as I have been too busy working on what will be announced tomorrow.


We will be having an April league though ;)

Is it the schedule for the April League? :)

lmao

rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

Will it be that you are officially merging with William Hill? (I got the idea after seeing all the William Hill customer support queries in the internet poker board)

did kinboshi actually 3bet someone

Is Flushy the new moderator of the chat box

Now that WOULD be newsworthy !

And that is just plain ridiculous :)

are wagon wheels getting bigger?

No, have Mr Kiplings bakewell tarts got smaller, or am i imagining it ?

is bolt getting a tshirt

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


NO !

F**k bolts tshirt tbh, I am owed 2!

Kev's preggers?

Did Martin Luther King appear before the gathering crowd and world media to announce..."I have a dream"...."But I'll tell you tomorrow".

No he did not.

is it something similar to the whole blackbelt thing ??????????????????

Will it be posted on staking board ?

if yes i will comment here

 gl

^^
Ban

 Is is that we've created the longest thread in the shortest time?

Is it the announcement of the date of the Champions STT from last year's league?

Nope, that will be happening as soon as we can sort out the mess Trillion left us in.

no need to start swinging the stick, i fly to thailand on sat morning for a month so wont be on

is it a new cardoom manager, is it fushy staking everyone with no rake back , is it something to do with shrewdies or is it all of the above?

everyone with over 13748 posts being sent to live the highlife in Vegas and play wsop ME courtesy of the flushter?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH so so so close, its actually everyone between 23000 and 24000 posts.

Are you able to buy make-up using your action points in the new online shop

We have sold out, the Shreddies have it all ;)

are you movin networks

Will this be as exciting and as well received as your WSOP ME announcement?

We're going to miss you Kev.

Is he joining blackbelt?

They might need to order more leather if Kev is joining blackbelt

Kev,
I am going on holiday tomorrow, can you let me know today?
Cheers
 ;)

FYP

Indy, you have more fkin holidays than Judith Chalmers ffs !

He's on telly as often as she is as well.

I am hoping Tighty does the official release after midnight ... if not it will be when he gets up tomoz.

(http://www.papadeans.com/images/order_popcorn_now_button.jpg)

good - I will be up late tonight qualifying for the wsop ME :D  Gonna try and get me in for 50 bucks :)up

Breaking News I now know what the announcement is and boy what a whopper!!


There is a new blonde cardroom manager  and this coincides with Kev's "operation"

I am pleased to announce keevita Shepherd.

Keevta joins us from Colchester and has a new pair of titties and a fresh new orifice to hide things.


a big congrats to he /she whatever post op  the cardroom manager

lmao.  I want some of what Billy's on this week!

Is there going to be like a list or something we have to get on? Is there a dedline?  Cos I am out working a long day the morra probs be working from 6am - 9pm the morra night so if I need to yes can I say so in advance.  Thx.

Nothing like that

will it help the blonde cardroom?

Has anyone got any matchsticks I'm trying to stay awake till midnight to hear the exciting news lol

hopefully!

It will be on the boards from c10am tomorrow.

Unless I wake up early

as it happens I have a 3/4 full box of swan vestas right next to me.  Shall I pop a couple in the post to you?

Grrrrrrrrrrr bloody spoil sports

Could you try popping a couple down the modem ta muchly in advance

tomorrow morning

and I am rather afraid that our cardroom manager has committed a cardinal PR sin by raising expectations beyond what can possibly be justifed when it finally arrives.

I am re-writing as we speak

If you would like me to proof read just sent it over.

lol, it was a blonde baseball hat as an added extra, am I right?

nah a poker night with tikay

in 2014

you mean we're not all off to Vegas then? :(

thats better


a sense of crashing disappointment now please, only to be pleasantly surprised again tomorrow

Kev has much to learn

I will try my very hardest not to say 'is that it?' when the announcement is made ;D

...and replace Ironside? Never!

Cant sleep ... too excited !

lol - Tighty will have your guts for garters soon!

[  ] glad I gave myself that mental image

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the forum
The Blondeites were waiting
All dying of boredom

When up popped the Shepherd
To say to his flock
'Something exciting is coming'
They said 'Just tell us you cock'

The Shepherd said
No, you must wait for the morrow
I promise you joy, not pain and not sorrow
To tell you all now would be such a rush
but, i have to take orders from some mug called Flush

Onto my second pamper now.
Cheers for the tip Kev

;applause; very good Andrew ;applause;

name the pen ?

(http://www.devicedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/sas-spy-pen-gadget.jpg)

practising for your next Ryanair flight?

sas spy pen gadget ?

who dares wins ?

hmmmm

sas spy pen?

This sounds like one of the questions on 3-2-1.

FFS dont say Blonde has signed a deal with the British Army, all players that dont make the money must go to Iraq? Do not pass go, do not collect 200 barrells of oil?

is Ross Kemp joining us as a sponsored pro?

yep you got it .....


I have had a PM asking if blonde are going to storm the Iranian embassy tomorrow.... Like Roy says "It's good, but it's not right"

 ;tightend; ;tightend; ;tightend;

Special Arse Service?

Free flushing for every grand raked, can transferred to a Mod of your choice if preferred.

Sponsored by Dingbell.

Wardonkey for cardroom manager

Marvellous.  Anyone would think that talking about colonics on here gets me business. It doesn't!!

tbh what would possess a man to post some random pen clue, then log off and go to bed so he can't answer q's? Name the pen? What? Who would ever get even close from that crap with no help. Put that together with the other wtf SAS clue and what've you got? You've got the crystal clear message you're waiting till 10. This thread has been a tease with no purpose. It's the same technique lap-dancers use to get you to have yet another dance. I would ask for a full explanation of clue-relevance when reveal is made and if clues are adjudged to score low relevance points I would like a 20-min life refund pls. Pen clue? What sort of clue is that?

cliffnotes for the people on a budget

Well on this occasion I would have to agree. He's probably lying in bed with a smile on his face dreaming about how his nonsense pen clue has got us stumped.

SAS = undercover
pen = not sure

put it together what have you got?

Undercover pen/secret updater?

I don't kow - I'm just putting the clues together.

You want a lapdance off Kev as repayment for the poor clue?

I think not. Anyway, I believe he's stripping for Dingdell. :)

FML. I will be supergluing that towel on him.

lol Ding, you are shoving a hose up his arse ffs, for a " first date " thats quite fast work and you are worried about a towel!  Hell i have been with my wife 10 years and i wont allow any hoses in arse in our relationship.....

OOh - I have been googlings pens....there is a pen manufacturer called Waterford .....

and the FACTS speak for themselves.....

has to be a sponsorship deal or similar for waterford?

OR - who dares wins is an album by Bolt Thrower. Bolt +pen means his sitcom is being filmed and he is putting money into the card room.

hurry up ffs, some of us have to scive off work to find out what this is!

[ ] thanks for this thread dewi - its one of your best

Mantis, you really should join in with the Reverse Sheep game. You'd love it and I think we'd all love you.

Is it still locked?

Nope.  But now we can't get Boldie banned.  Sigh.

 ;whistle; ;whistle; ;whistle; ;whistle; ;whistle;


(http://www.sas.sg/images/SAS-logo-FA.gif)

 ;kev; ;kev; ;kev; ;kev; ;kev; ;kev; ;kev;


(http://www.txpma.org/images/logo_sas_new.jpg)

http://www.sas.org.uk/

(http://inorden.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/sas-fly.jpg)

Stakeashark :)

Sandy

(http://www.sas.com/includes/headers/images/saslogo.gif)(http://www.sas.com/includes/headers/images/mission.gif)

FML Tighty has gone offline !

he better not be late back ... 10am he said !!

Just seen this and have got man flu so am sure the BIG news  will keep

In the meantime...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/static/in_depth/uk/2000/iranian_embassy_siege/default.stm

I am soooooo going offline at 9.55 ... I will be going into hiding to avoid the lynch mob  rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

Pre-birth, anyone who remembers that is officially old. FACT.

watched it all unfold on TV ... its one of those "you will never forget where you were" moments.

I am old.

I was five - it gave me nightmares apparently.

(http://www.coffeyfit.com/catalog/images/30_minute_cover_250.jpg)

It better not be shyte after all the build up............. :D

stakeasturgeon would be better news tbh :)

(http://www.thesoundtracktoyourlife.co.uk/files/t_5821.jpg)

Hats of to anyone able to post a picture of "So Solid Crew - 21 Seconds" 21 seconds before the news is broken.

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Tighty's still not online though.  What are you two going to post pics of at 10.10?!

I'm logging off at 10.

What he said :D

30 seconds.....

good morning

I am girding my loins as we speak

tmi ty

tmi and tli at the same time.

It's up!

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=40938.0

obv

Fair do fella, you were spot on.

Lottery numbers for tonight...?

6/15/17/32/36/41 gl

Bugger - now I HAVE to buy a ticket and I don't normally play.

FML

same here bugger, you owe me a beer if we scoop

If we scoop, I'll buy you a few!

:cheers:

[  ] It's not worth a quid just to take a chunk out of Kinboshi's monies if the numbers come up ;D

;grr;

Already had 10 tickets with the same numbers just in case.

Prize dilution ftw.

Anyone else, and I'd think you were joking.  But with you...

doesn't matter they aren't the real numbers  ;nanana;

rotflmfao

We've been grimmed!

At least it only cost you a quid.

FML!!!