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hi mo if you read this ring me asap 00357-99077567...james

It's a scam Mo - don't do it.  He'll try and sell you some decking.

That number has just gone on Gay sites all over the world .... gl Mr Fisher xxx

this :)

[X] Sofa's plan worked

quoted for all....

lmao.,.,.,my phone jus rang..,.,it went a bit like this..,.,.,ring,ring,ring.,.,.,.,me hello.,.,.,lady oh hello is this the decking/fencing firm.,.,me rubbing my hands ye how can i help you..,.,her.,.,.,IT'S ME MAUREEN.,.,.,.,LOL   SILLY MARE.,.,.,.,.,
gonna meet up with mo and darren thur.,.,.,someone post a pic of her i dont know what she looks like.,./.,.,.,she will hav to wear a carnation in her hair,..,.,lol,.and darrenwith a newspaper under the  clock.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,.,./.,/.,.,.,.,.,.//.,.,/.,,





tom and tikkay you can ignore the messages guys.,.,sorted.,..,thanks.,.,

gonna take em for a spin on a boat.,.,and feed them up with my famous cyprus bbq.,..,.,.looking forward to meeting them both.,.,the have had a lot to deal with these last few years.,.,.,.,pitty they are 3 hours away.,.,but they are hiring a car to come and meet us...,bonde dedication.,.,or am i just famous???..,??
got all my magic tricks out practising now.,.,.,i might levitate across our pool .,.,get mo to video it and stick it on here.,.,.,.,watch this space.,,,,.

You're a big man sofa.

A big fat man.

the days are gone now of gypsies. calling people fat/.,..and fatso,.,.,.,so late 1970's..,.,.,.,,a bit like we used to call yall gypo's.,.,so 70's too,.,.,,

lol thats nice

Upper case "G" for Gypo's please.

Looking forward to Thursday, hoping I don't burn anymore in the mean time, not been away for so long my skin has gone all sensative. Have to admit, feeling bad about being away, missing the little fella something terrible.

Don't feel bad.  You deserve a break and some time for you and Darren.  Then you'll be able to put more energy into looking after the wee man when you get back.

be carefull with the sun.,.,seriously..,.,me and all the boys in work today.,.,working outside shirts off.,.,we all burnt.,.,.,
 just had a shower and now i look like a bronze addonis.,.,.is it magic water in the shower?,..,.,.,.,

just sorting boat out now..,.,,on phone.,.,.,.,yo have a choice.,.,.,..,dinghy.,.,.,pedalow.,.,.,.jet-ski.,.,.,or the b0llox.,.,. mariaha 75 mph power crusier..,.,
its upto you.,,.,lol

Why can't she have the lot FFS?

OK so I am like a fekkin zebra lobster. All we have done is walk and burn. You wont need a piccy of me James to recognise me I am the only  multy coloured Granny here.

The boat James, you do know that Darren got sea sick on a Lilo in Thassos. Honestly he did. He were in bits.lololol.

Kin,feel bad.....I cried for the first half hour of the flight.

boat is ready for 1pm.,.thur,.,.,.,bring his sick tab's.,.,.,.,

   whats a lobster zebra???

Dunno,,,,,.... use ur imagination/////////////// and draw one IMO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,................

Sofa, it easy to spot Maureen ,she looks just like her avatar ;)
Maureen I hope you and Darren are having a great time as you deserve to.
take Care xx

mo dont forget to ring me tonight to arrange where to meet.,.,.,.or just text me your mobile and i will ring you 00357-99077567.,.,.,,

Been out looking for a car hire today. All shut bleeding Bank holiday and half day closing too on wednesdays. We will get up crack of dawn to try again. Locals say they will be open around 8 am.

Don't feel bad.  You'll be able to give him all the attention he needs once you are recharged.  No point you getting ill as well is there?  Enjoy the break (maybe avoid the sun) and then come back all refreshed.

i think this is one.,.,.,not too sure .,.,as ive never seen one.,.,.,

Spot on James.

Wow.....well what a truly great , friendly and welcoming Sofa's family are. We had a great time where they spoilt us rotten. So much funny stuff happened too. James will most likely be able to tell that better than me.

It started off where we met in a car park, James was meeting us on a quad bike, so when I saw a fella pull up on one I waved excitedly hoping to hell it was him, but he looked so Cypriot that I was not too sure but once he  spoke in a Welsh accent I realised it was. We then set off, or at least attempted to set off to James home. LOLOLL, the Quad bike cut off, then just as he restarted it and said OK ready, he revved up and it was in reverse, we were pissing ourselves already and we had only been in his company less than 5 Min's. That was priceless I so wish we were videoing our meeting and would have captured it.

Eventually we set off. got to his home and his very very friendly wife greeted us at the door. She is one in a million. Mel can't do enough for you and I can see why James made her his wife. Niall then joined us and what a credit he is to them. He is so like his Dad, sense of humour, gentle and a bloody card shark. Also had the pleasure of meeting James;s sister and friend. also great folk. One has to keep a close eye on ones undergarments as James has trained the dog to nick them so that he can secretly wear them at night when he is alone. His home is fantastic pool the works.

True to his word James had a boat set up for us, not a little gentle rowing boat, a top of the range fekkking SPEED BOAT. To say I shit myself was an understatement but I would not have missed it for the world. We set off and just out of the harbour the boat broke down. It could only happen to us lol. We could not stop laughing. It gave James time to tell us a few tales of how he and a friend once set off from the same harbour on Jet Skies in front of all tourists only to slowly sink and needed rescuing LOLOLOLOLOL in full view of all and sundry. The replacement boat in the harbour would have been quite sufficient for us but oh no, they had other ideas and off they went with the trailer to fetch yet an even bigger speed boat. WE truly were spoilt. Once out at sea we did this spinning thing, then went out more to see Farmagusta from the sea. We then stopped just off the coast and anchored down and the guy that was steering the speed boat turned to me asked me straight out of the blue " have you ever had a ribbed one " WTF...I thought I knew there was a catch to this. I thought it was some sort of perversion trip. But Alas he was talking boats. Shame really he was quite a handsome young thing. Next came a reet surprise. James brings out a cooler box which held various drinks, Two glasses and a bottle of Moet for us it was all I could to hold back my emotions but I did as  i could not have this big Welsh fella that we had only met 2 hours previous think I was an emotional wreck.

Then came the BBQ, Whilst cooking we learnt that not only is James BBQ King, magician, and a  Piano player he is also a Tap Dancer, his skills are bleeding endless. The food was excellent Mel is a great cook too. We had a lovely afternoon then when the others had left we settled down with Mel ,Niall and James for a relaxing night in which was just great. We slept over too ( Ty Niall).

Next day off we went walking along the sea which is viewed from the family home to the Secret Beach that no one knows about, or at least that is what James has thought for the last 2 years until the guy on the boat informed him that they hold their beach parties there on a regular basis and almost everyone in Cyprus visits it. On to lunch once again courtesy of James and Mel then we parted company and set off back to Pafos after a most wonderful  funny, and very very perfect visit.

James Mel and Niall thank you all so very much we had a ball and like I said when you return home we would love to return the hospitality and treat you guys.

Piccies to follow when I get home.

Also Thanks to Tony (TK)  for bringing this community together and allowing us to meet folk like this family that we most likely would never have done with out BLONDE.

Superb Post Maureen:

Nobody deserves to have some 'funtime' more than you and Darren.

SOFA you ARE a LEGEND

ive moved pics from another thread

That is so great!  Delighted you all got to meet and even more thrilled to hear what a wonderful time you all had.  Much deserved and appreciated.  xx