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The Aintree meeting starts today, culminating in the Grand National on Saturday.

Anyone got any decent tips/thoughts on the days racing?

Yep, but I'd be hung, drawn and quartered by a midget if I spilled.  Good luck all, whatever your picks are!

I am all over the favourites today.....

2.00 Big Bucks - lovely winner for me at Cheltenham

2.35 Walkon - beat Starluck at Cheltenham and Hebridean is unproven

3.10 Denman - got to be the bet of the day for me

good luck

I've gone for Hills of Aran E/W in the 2.00

Denman looks to be the bet of the day for me later on though.

Ruby Walsh - different gravy

Was on Might Man ew at 11/2 because he's won me £ in the past.
Nice ride by ruby though.
On Walkon and Denman too.

I need Hebridean to prove himself in a minute!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

on a roll

Nice one Chris - hope you make it 3 out of 3 as i am on Denman big as well.

Walkon cost me loads at cheltenham so kept away from him today (didnt have a bet that race), but now wish i had stuck with him  :'(

Denman will lose.
Life just doesn't make this many people happy. 3 favouritres in a row? Won't happen.
I'm already resigned to losing my money.

Drifting on the exchanges which is very strange?????

Normally with 2 favs winning the money once again goes down on the favorite???

very strange....

on Denman

That loose horse is gonna bring Denman down at the last when he's clear infront!!

Nice call. Should have predicted something that sick will happen rather than just losing it.

SICK!!

FML

to the glue factory imo

FML

Wouldn't have won anyway.

lol u donkeys i never bet on horses ffs but i was encouraged to here............

Yes he wasnt going to win that....best horse won ....


sigh.......

Glad i have no bollox!! GG Denman!

The shrewdies have a coo in the 4.20. Lets gogogogogogogo

What happened im sat gambling like a fool at work!

Denman ran thru a fence! He's in the horsie ambulance now!


Please share!

It whipped round and started jumping the fences the wrong way round

Right u muppets need to double up, tell me what to bet on next LOL. Skivving off work degenaments..........

Denman fell at the last when challenging (and admittedly struggling to pass) Madison du berlais..Denman didn't look very comfortable all race but Thomas shouldn't have driven him into the fence like this..that was awful

no bragging with out sharing imo

FML

Im in another stupid horse betting hole!
Help me out super shreddies with a tip or two!

any EW tips for this next race? am into it now lol............

Not a tip. I'm on Beamish because i got smashed on it in in monaco once.

We must have been watching different races in that case.

Denman and Madison du Berlais were racing stride for stride into the 2nd last in the race that i was watching, Madison stood off and jumped it half a stride early as did Denman but MDB cleared the fence whereas Denman landed on it and fell cutting his off-fore in the process. I don't think the jockey did anything wrong but there again I hadn't backed anything in the race.

Distant thunder e/w

pin pick

Backed ballybough Jack EW, no particular reason other than I'm having a degen afternoon now fk it

I agree with this. Denman was very tired. No blame on Thomas imo.

obv correct with regards to the second last.

Disagree with the reason why he fell. Doubt he would have beaten Madison obv as he wasn't going well at all so the result doesn't change.

Valain in the next for me.

EW tip anyone?

Lorient Express e/w 48-1 betfair

Phew just about to click bet lol

Guess the Shrewdies missed out then.....gone very quiet

Any thoughts on the 4.55 Chris?

might play pin the tail on the donkey for the next one..........

Exotic Dancer died after its race.

Very sad.

Chapoturgeon -  for me

+1

Is that the only death today as a couple have had bad falls?

lol that is all...........

And it all started so well

I take it Chapo lost?

How have I done a monkey whilst at work!!

WTF! u won too much last weekend mate.........

Snapaments its not frickin right at all ! Might have to start doing some work!

But i also feel like ive been done by a pony or two!

Font in the last ------- recoup those losses.......lol

Fk it £50, last bet for a year probably anyway.........

cmon u donkey

pffffffftttttt

I've just missed this so if it won please just all pretend it completely stacked it over the first fence or something.

See my previous 2 posts IMO, its a clue.......lol

Feck sake Woodsey you keep Boking my picks

LOL, Fooooooooooook off, ur supposed to be the professional degen not me rotflmfao

Had a couple of winners: Madison Du Berlais and Sunnyhillboy just now. and a few losers.

Very sad about Exotic Dancer, im just glad Denman seems ok.

Need something tonight to get me out!

Anyone?

Empire FFS........?

5.55 Kempton, ive backed Maggie Lou at 8/1. its like 5/1 now tho.

and 7.25 ive backed Lady Sorceror @ 12s, think its similar now.

Just backed both to win.

ahh, TY Greekstein.

Rookie's Fantasy 22.20 Oxford ?

FUCK MY LIFE I MISSED IT AGAIN - DID IT WIN?

I'm tilted beyond belief now.

no, it came like last. I was thanking you sarcastically a i thought u had got involved and stopped it, lol.

nah I'n bokked today. Will quit til a session of teh live pokerz tomorrow to get out of it.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII hope you were on :)

I quit while I was behind!

Here's hoping for a better second day.

I am on Red Moloney in the 2.00

Gl all

lol foook off I'm not getting sucked into this bollox again

amen!

seigemaster in the next 10/1 at vc GOGP

Gone for an outsider in Or Jaune in this one

Herecomesthetruth - Siegemaster 1-2 please

They should just shoot my horse on the start line - would save me wasting time in my life watching it fail miserably!!

attempting to get my cheltenham money back on voy por. 6/4 one time baby

Surely nothing can stop Voy Por winning this - except the fact that i have money on it lol

Petit Robin as an outsider as well.

My chasing money big bet is in the 3.45 on Ping Pong Sivola - one time please to get me out of 1 1/2 shocking days so far.

Taking on voy por with nacarat and tidal bay.The way i run your money is well safe.

goooooooooooooo on

Get in - he traded at 25/1 on betfair during the race!!!!!

Now come on Ping Pong - make it a great day

wiiiiii 1st bet at aintree a sucessfull one, had 25 on voy

come on Trigg I want a selection. Has to make me at least £50 to donate to your next book

ive had £150 e/w on weapon amnesty at 11/2 in the 4:20

what does anyone think about irish raptor in the next?

You are one seriously sick degen. ;) GL

fk it iver went for irish rapton e/w @ 11-1 and iron man e/w @ 59/1

had a chunk on irish raptor at cheltenham where it ran no sort of race.

theres a coup on too forward, on at 70 on BF, only small stakes.

feel slightly sick

wiiii 2 for 2 :)

knockara beau @ 23-1 in the next looks a good price imo, opinions?

Just go for it - the way your running should romp home

split between incidaly rock and captain america in nxt

Its good to be back with the degens.......

Kayf Aramis for me..........

Surely Morning Supreme must be the one in the"lucky" last.

got the winner in the last so got a good bit of profit to blow tommorrow :)

If anyones thinking of backing any horse EW in the National. dont bet at William Hills, Ladbrokes or Corals, they are only paying out if your horse finishes in the first 4.  other bookmakers will pay you out if your horse finishes in the first 5. Boyelsports are paying out the first 6 on internet bets

Whats the thoughts for the National is it just a lucky dip?

I am tempted to lay Butlers Cabin for everything I own.

wiiiiiiiiiiiii, I'm already on!!!

Lucky dip as far as we're concerned in this house.  I've got Offshore Account, husband picked Brooklyn Brownie and kids picked Himalayan Trail.  

gl him, i'm on

Going for a massive lucky 15 today:

2.15 - Made in Taipan
2.50 - Whiteoak
3.25 - Aimigayle
4.15 - Rambling Minster

One time please

Also have Comply or Die in the National and have brought Cloudy Lane performance on spread betting account.

sporting odds refund the stakes if your horse finishes 6th.

I can't believe betfred, the tote, willy hills, laddies and Corals continue to offer such a poor service to their customers. It's the same every year.

Victor Chandler refund bets as free bets on your horse if it falls.

in the national?.....erm..what's the max refund?

Why should the big high street chains offer an incentive on National day ... there will be queues in every bookies up and down the country as every mug/housewife/once a year flutter person, has their few bets.

Those sort of people wouldnt have a scooby about shopping around for a bit of extra value... Bookies want plenty of volume and bets spread right across the field.

i can understand a lot of punters who only ever have a bet on the national  just going to there nearest bookie and not be bothered, a few will be very disappointed
when there horse is 5 or 6Th, very few internet punters  with a few accounts be betting with,hills ,corals or ladbrokes, very rare i back with them myself,

£50 per horse

ah yeah, found it now........thanks for increasing my liability even more. :)

LOL good luck if you were on the winner !!

Every bookie in the country sparks up a large cuban cigar

I know of one person who would not have been on as he doesn't rate Venetia Williams or think that Mon Mome stays.

 ;whistle;

was on the 5th though :)

FML
My mate picked the winner in our sweep at work, he has just rung me, he stuck a fiver on it on BF at 199/1 this morning.

MBSFN

Who was 5th

love the interview with the owner. her horse wins the national at 100/1 and it turns out she was watching the wrong horse for half the race

FML.. was on Cerium to place on Betfair at 80s. Think it came 5th, gg.

My neighbour Siobhan called in about 2 races ago.  We've been sat having the old glass of wine whilst watching the races.

15 minutes before the off, a bit tipsy, she saw the list up and said "Put a fiver on Mon Mone".  

"Ummmm, Siobhan, the horse is 100/1.  Maybe 2.50 each way would be a better idea because there's every chance it'll place, but sweet feck all chance it'll win."  

"OK, go on then.  2.50 each way."  

So I placed the bet giggling mad at her wasted money.  Sigh.  GG WP

Did it come 5th? Was on it each way with bet365 who pay top 5. Plz say it came 5th.

ITB stuck a pin in the paper and put £5ew on this donkey.

IWWIL.

Came 5th mate

Shippit

PS  She was also on a sweepstake with that same horse at work.  Double sigh.

this makes doing my nuts on parsons legacys worth it.

oioiiii.

yes 500-1 :)))) a friend of mine in the office had it in the sweep so we all backed it a bit EW.

What a bitch, that lad wins the grand national, presumably the greatest moment of his life, and she suggests he gets his teeth fixed on national TV.

it scraped me out of trouble anyways with Rambling Minster being pulled up.

Yeah I thought that ... I would have told her to fuck right off tbh.

Only got 300-1 but makes it so much sweeter that my mate had it at 500s in Coral who only pay top 4.

Nice one Turny .... MBN.

rotflmfao...you're a cruel man.

os.   Dist.   Horse   Wt   Jockey   Trainer   Age   SP
1      Mon Mome (FR)    11-0   L Treadwell   Miss V Williams   9   100/1
    
2   12   Comply Or Die (IRE)    11-6 b   T J Murphy   D Pipe   10   14/1
    
3   1¼   My Will (FR)    11-4   R Walsh   P F Nicholls   9   8/1
    
4   4½   State of Play    11-2   Paul Moloney   Evan Williams   9   14/1
    
5   ¾   Cerium (FR)    10-5   K Mercer      8   100/1
    
6   4   Big Fella Thanks    11-1   Christian Williams   P F Nicholls   7   14/1
    
7   1¾   Butler's Cabin (FR)    10-13 p   A P McCoy   Jonjo O'Neill   9   7/1 f
    
8   ¾   Southern Vic (IRE)    10-9   N P Madden   T M Walsh   10   33/1
    
9   5   Snowy Morning (IRE)    11-8 t   A J Mcnamara   W P Mullins   9   33/1
    
10   9   Arteea (IRE)    10-5   J W Farrelly   D Pipe   10   200/1
    
11   4½   Irish Invader (IRE)    10-9   P Townend   W P Mullins   8   16/1
    
12   3   Idle Talk (IRE)    10-5 p   B Harding   D McCain Jnr   10   66/1
    
13   3½   Darkness    10-9 p1   W Hutchinson   C R Egerton   10   16/1
    
14   25   Preists Leap (IRE)    11-5 b   P T Enright   Thomas O'Leary   9   100/1
    
15   24   Offshore Account (IRE)    10-13   D J Casey   C F Swan   9   20/1
    
16   12   Parsons Legacy (IRE)    10-12   R Johnson   P J Hobbs   11   20/1
    
17   dist   Cornish Sett (IRE)    10-10 b   Nick Scholfield   P F Nicholls   10   33/1

Sandy

Had winner for a quid each way at 100/1, not complaining at a lovely return of £127 tho ;)

That's exactly what I came on this thread to post after my sad retirement from betting on anything horses this week!

If I was him I woulda used my teeth to bite claire baldings nose off.

who told him to do that?..surely not Balding?

Yup

FML indeed- just done a random punt today in Hills for the national as a quicky bet- £5 each on Brooklyn brownie and Himalayian Trail and £1 each way on Cerium at 300/1- logged into bet365 and seen Cerium finished 5th so thought I was in the money- but just seen Hills are only paying out to 4th place

A dude at DTD tonight had £10 on to win and £20 EW, he was rather happy.

Had a 5 EW on Sitting Tenant at 150-1 in the 5.35 at Aintree! Romped home! It was massively overpriced, think it started at 66s but me and my mate both got on it about half hour b4 at 150s! Cha ching!

lol @Claire Balding giving beauty tips.

She doesn't have to worry about what you or I think about her beauty ;)

Anyone else think Balding has been gifted with both sexual organs?

lol yep.

now now lads, just cos she's no rebecca adlington.

She got the Maid Marian gig in that Robin Hood series on TV....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7985464.stm

I'm glad she didnt

http://www.tv.com/joanne-froggatt/person/48243/viewer.html?ii=1&grti=104&gri=48243&flag=

Okay so she only got the gig for the first series, I'm not very good at this linky lark or I'd post one...