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NOT-MADE-FROM-WHEAT-MADE-FROM-OATS-INSTEAD-A-BIX ON TOUR 2009

April 3rd 2009 has rolled around, these 5 adventurers will be taking to the Severn Bridge and touching down in Cardiff for 1 full weekend of degenerate activities.
This will act as a group blog telling of the trials and tribulations forming the path to Cardiff for some and the struggle to get there for others.  The blog will include all shenanigans from now till the train/cars depart on Monday. Let us gogogo.

Lets meet the team:

Name - Julie Holness
Blonde Alias - Joobie538
Age - 26 3/4
Preferred Game - Badugi
Random fact - Both of her eyes are different colours.

(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v315/52/22/508034176/n508034176_898320_6925.jpg)

Name - Claire MacGregor
Blonde Alias - Claw75
Age - 33
Preferred Game - strip yahtzee
Random fact - Toffoc makes her bi-curious

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v80/53/69/613415637/n613415637_209117_5706.jpg)

Name - Paul Tuff
Blonde Alias - Tuffster
Age - 29
Preferred Game - 'on the' game
Random fact - He is the only gay in the blonde village

(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v367/138/115/1585236648/n1585236648_1918793_7201.jpg)

Name - Jon "The British Cowboy" Woodfield
Blonde Alias - Jon MW
Age - 33
Preferred Game - anything apart from fucking razz!!
Random fact - He is the average height for a woman

(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v334/77/78/732861042/n732861042_1759290_9520.jpg)

Name - Adam Sharples
Blonde Alias - sharplea
Age - 23
Preferred Game - Fold 'Em Poker
Random fact - He must have the patience of a saint to deal with this motley crew! The permanently sober one.

(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2679/216/1/269300110/n269300110_821239_6331703.jpg)

How about ''Puppies Dog Tails''...  GL!

Night 1,

Toffoc Count - 6
Maccy D's Count - 5
Hands Played - 10 (and Claw's up a few mad dimez)

Picked up JonMW and Claw from the train station and straight to the Harbourside Casino.

Names on the list for the cash games, Claw playing in the high-rollers league and the rest of us lol Bingoments level.

Claw sits down with her dimez from the 3-card-poker table after picking up AAx 2nd hand MBSFN and proceeds to lose the will to carry on. With the waiting list for the smaller game looking longer than Flushy and Channings stakee list, we give up and head off with a mad craving for Maccy D's.

Joobie's "driving" is very much like that of Lewis Hamilton's with his current lemon, so fun to be had by all (with the addition of several extra seat belts.)

With music blaring out at a level to drown out even the most hardcore of Boy Racers from Southend we arrive at Maccy D's. However, with this being the car of Julie "ADD" Holness, the music is an eclectic mix of German Rock Dance music and "Superman" and "Music Man".

We have officially found the slowest drive-thru in Maccy D's history, taking over 30 mins to order, pay and collect our food (kindly staked by dimez winner Claw wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii). So with nothing better to do, Joobie whacks the volume up to monumental levels and we all start doing the dance moves (except for an exceedingly embarrassed JonMW).

Home for Maccy D's more toffoc and a discussion about tits and asses and the state of Claw's new PJ's with the plunging neck-line and we are well on our way to passing out in preparation for tomorrow.

Joobie, Sharplea, Claw, JonMW and Tuffster

At least they served you at that Mc D's!!! Have fun kidz!

Waiting for someone to cook me my fry up....................................

here's one for the lads.  Joobs was just looking around for her flip flops to go out to feed her rabbit.  No joy, so she stuck on the nearest footwear she could find, which happened to be thigh-high PVC boots.  Enjoy!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/clairep75/Picture.jpg)

 ;gobsmacked;

Thanks Claire, that is all

Perv's the lot of you.

P.S. i have a techie question how do you set pictures as desktop wallpaper?

Day 2 had one simple theme to it. EPIC FAIL.

EPIC FAIL 1: Breakfast.
EPIC FAIL 2: The actual playing of the poker.
EPIC FAIL 3: Joobie "helping" Des
EPIC FAIL 4: Bowling.

The day had started off well (see above for pics of rabbits, PVC and DD's) until the motley crew of chefs that were Joobie, Tuffster and Jon MW decided to "cook" breakfast. Somehow, it took 45 minutes to cook a fry-up and this involved near total loss of Mushrooms, misplacement of Sausages and rather well-done Bacon. It took longer to cook the breakfast than it did for the tour members (minus a visibly ill sharplea) to eat it.

The team then piled into the car and proceeded forcewith to the local Morrisons to fill the car up and pick up the fuel cap that Joobie managed to leave there yesterday, impressive. By now, it is 1pm and Claw is wanting to get to the bar whereas sharplea just wants to get there. Joobie then proceeded to drive at Mach 1.5 and we were there by 1.50pm, managing to drive past the casino front door with Joobie, Tuffster and Claw singing (and dancing) very very loudly to "Music Man" by Agadoo. Jon MW and sharplea have never felt so embarrassed in their lives.

The less said about the actual poker playing, the better. By break 1, Joobie and Tuffster had donked off half their starting stack, with sharplea grinding it out at exactly average whilst Claw and Jon MW were doing a little bit better (expected). Tuffster busted soon after losing most of his chips with K-Q vs 10-10, we race bad. The rest of the team made it to the dinner break, where we all found that the food was shit. Joobie busted about 5 hands into the second session with a very poorly played A-Q, letting her opponent hit trip 9's on the turn. Jon MW ran his A-Q into fellow Blonde AndrewT's 10-10 on a Q-10-x flop and this left Claw (on 25k) and sharplea to carry the pressure of the team's hopes and dreams. Claw found the pressure too much (she fell unluckily) and sharplea decided to take a leaf out of Julian Thew's book, yo-yoing from 20k to 7k, then 14k to 1200, then 4k and eventually busted in horrible circumstances when he shoved A-A UTG short and ran into Turny's J-9, which straightened up on the turn, and the whole team was out by 10.15pm. Ouch.

This left a very frustrated team with nothing to do as there were no cash games, no Tighty SNG's and we couldn't even go down to Bristol to play cash as their waiting list was massive, leading to a situation where Joobie commandeered Des Duffy's laptop to show the man the game of Clusterz, but she got distracted by Sky Poker which led to a complete and utter total laptop failure, resulting in a full restart and delays to the updating whilst Joobie hid behind a chair when Des returned!! Claw then had an epic brainwave which consisted of the whole team plus recent addition AndrewT to head next door where there was a bowling alley. After 10 minutes of arguments over who would find out the opening times, sharplea was dispatched to phone them (laziness FTW) and was informed by a lovely automated voice that they were open until 1am. We all headed next door only to find out that they actually closed at 12midnight, and as it was 11.40pm there was no chance we could get a game! We headed into the arcade area where Claw showed her lack of ability at Superbikes, Joobie won at Dance Dance Revolution and sharplea pwned Tuffster and Jon MW at pool. AndrewT disappeared for 2 minutes and reappeared with an ice-cream of all things at midnight! Hollywood Bowl kicked all us out soon after and we headed to the casino, where the mutual decision was made to return home.

Joobie managed to get us home in one piece, quicker than we actually got there! The rest of us are still trying to work out how.

Epic Fail 1

Breakfast

This is the breakfast as it was served

(http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss82/beloved_ltd/th_PICT0056.jpg)

Which was cosmetically okay - until Claw pointed out there were no sausages!!!!!!!

To the great relief of all concerned, the sausages had actually been cooked and weren't hiding in the freezer.
Joobie had just forgotten to take them out of the grill and put them on the plate.

This was the 'corrected' breakfast - with the forgotten sausages.

(http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss82/beloved_ltd/th_PICT0059.jpg)

Despite such a farcical fail in presentation the actual breakfast wasn't lacking in content
Fry Up Ingredients
Eggs
Bacon
Sausages (eventually)
Mushrooms
Beans
Black Pudding
Hash Browns
and Fried Bread

So, alls well that ends well.
Obv.

Epic Fail 2

Poker

"Highlights" from the Cardiff Tournament (courtesy of the APAT live update)




[   ]  Lie



[ x ] Fish

Dinner Break
Jon MW - Folds KQ to get near the front of the buffet queue
Tuffster - May have actually busted out deliberately to ensure the same result
The rest - fail to comprehend, that at this point, positional play means what you position you get in the queue


[ x ] Really unlucky
 ;grr;

{Although, slight correction to the reporting. I was the bb and check raised post flop - AndrewT then reraised me all in.}


[ x ] Fish




[ x ] Fish

This meant all our hopes now rested with Sharplea

[   ] We were confident
[ x ] FOL



[ x ] Fish


And so in a house of 5 poker players
4 made it to the Dinner Break
0 made it to Day 2

[   ]  Good Result

Great stuff.

Hopefully you'll have a better day today, without all that pesky poker getting in the way

Don't be silly!!!

Online poker FTMFW today. We've already set up a desktop computer downstairs as we have 4 laptops and 5 players.

I've just qualified for the sunday warm up and the nits are queuing up to get me to qualify for them too ;D

[ ] I can be arsed playing anymore $1 turbo rebuy sats

Day 3 - Breakfast

Looks like we're not eating breakfast today!!! - we have totallly run out of cutlery and crockery and because of the stability of the ever growning mountain of washing up, people are now refusing to enter the kitchen!!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v159/sharplesa/100_0435.jpg?t=1238938579)

Tuffster has given in and is doing the washing up.

This is WHY I want you to do it for me FFS!!

PokerStars Game #26747420843: Tournament #150934705, $1.11+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (25/50) - 2009/04/05 14:53:02 WET [2009/04/05 9:53:02 ET]
Table '150934705 88' 10-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 4: sharplea (965 in chips)
Seat 8: smutsmut (535 in chips)
sharplea: posts the ante 10
smutsmut: posts the ante 10
smutsmut: posts small blind 25
sharplea: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sharplea [As Ac]
smutsmut: raises 50 to 100
sharplea: raises 50 to 150
smutsmut: raises 375 to 525 and is all-in
sharplea: calls 375
*** FLOP *** [4c Ah 6s]
*** TURN *** [4c Ah 6s] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [4c Ah 6s Js] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sharplea: shows [As Ac] (a full house, Aces full of Jacks)
smutsmut: shows [Jh Jd] (four of a kind, Jacks)

[   ] that hand wasn't funny!

Name - Julie Holness
Blonde Alias - Joobie538
Age - 26 3/4
Preferred Game - Badugi
Random fact - Both of her eyes are different colours.

Wrong! Only one of her eyes is a different colour.

fml

PokerStars Game #26747815947: Tournament #153444570, $105+$9 HORSE (Razz Limit) - Level III (40/80) - 2009/04/05 15:09:13 WET [2009/04/05 10:09:13 ET]
Table '153444570 1' 8-max
Seat 1: Jim Bee (1570 in chips)
Seat 2: Clairep75 (984 in chips)
Seat 3: EL VALIENTE (1345 in chips)
Seat 4: omaha kid (517 in chips)
Seat 5: bdubs3737 (909 in chips)
Seat 6: sagwise (892 in chips)
Seat 7: VOLAIRE (1259 in chips)
Seat 8: dfh44 (524 in chips)
Jim Bee: posts the ante 8
Clairep75: posts the ante 8
EL VALIENTE: posts the ante 8
omaha kid: posts the ante 8
bdubs3737: posts the ante 8
sagwise: posts the ante 8
VOLAIRE: posts the ante 8
dfh44: posts the ante 8
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to Jim Bee [4d]
Dealt to Clairep75 [3h 5d 4h]
Dealt to EL VALIENTE [7d]
Dealt to omaha kid [Jc]
Dealt to bdubs3737 [Qs]
Dealt to sagwise [9d]
Dealt to VOLAIRE [7c]
Dealt to dfh44 [9s]
bdubs3737: brings in for 12
sagwise: folds
VOLAIRE: folds
dfh44: folds
Jim Bee: folds
Clairep75: raises 28 to 40
EL VALIENTE: raises 40 to 80
omaha kid: folds
bdubs3737: folds
Clairep75: raises 40 to 120
EL VALIENTE: calls 40
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to Clairep75 [3h 5d 4h] [Ad]
Dealt to EL VALIENTE [7d] [Kc]
Clairep75: bets 40
EL VALIENTE: calls 40
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to Clairep75 [3h 5d 4h Ad] [Ts]
Dealt to EL VALIENTE [7d Kc] [4c]
Clairep75: bets 80
EL VALIENTE: raises 80 to 160
Clairep75: raises 80 to 240
EL VALIENTE: calls 80
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to Clairep75 [3h 5d 4h Ad Ts] [Tc]
Dealt to EL VALIENTE [7d Kc 4c] [8h]
EL VALIENTE: bets 80
Clairep75: calls 80
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to Clairep75 [3h 5d 4h Ad Ts Tc]

EL VALIENTE: bets 80 Clairep75: calls 80 *** SHOW DOWN *** EL VALIENTE: shows [5s 2d 7d Kc 4c 8h 6s] (Lo: 7,6,5,4,2) Clairep75: mucks hand EL VALIENTE collected 1196 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 1196 | Rake 0 Seat 1: Jim Bee folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 2: Clairep75 mucked [3h 5d 4h Ad Ts Tc Td] Seat 3: EL VALIENTE showed [5s 2d 7d Kc 4c 8h 6s] and won (1196) with Lo: 7,6,5,4,2 Seat 4: omaha kid folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 5: bdubs3737 folded on the 3rd Street Seat 6: sagwise folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 7: VOLAIRE folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet) Seat 8: dfh44 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)

FYP

The North face of the Eiger has been surmounted and the Lasagne is in the oven

Result.

got bored of waiting for lasagne, sent Claw to Tescos to get crisps chocolate etc.....

[  ] she knows where Tescos is
[  ] i'm good at giving directions
[X] I'll send a search party out in a few hours

FML, that's the thanks I get for doing the bloody washing-up!

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PokerStars Game #26748585144:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/04/05 16:38:51 CET [2009/04/05 10:38:51 ET]
Table 'Thetis III' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Maxtasy ($50 in chips)
Seat 2: 1-800-KONG ($18.75 in chips)
Seat 3: luisfran ($32.25 in chips)
Seat 4: BuLMeN ($52.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Fabus ($28.60 in chips)
Seat 6: Oubiña4 ($26.10 in chips)
Seat 7: Anfaenger995 ($9.50 in chips)
Seat 8: joobie538 ($71.65 in chips)
Seat 9: podong0 ($52.60 in chips)
Anfaenger995: posts small blind $0.25
joobie538: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to joobie538 [2c 4h]
podong0: folds
Maxtasy: folds
1-800-KONG: calls $0.50
luisfran: folds
BuLMeN: folds
Fabus: folds
Oubiña4: folds
Anfaenger995: folds
joobie538: checks
*** FLOP *** [Jd Js 2h]
joobie538: bets $1
1-800-KONG: calls $1
*** TURN *** [Jd Js 2h] [4d]
joobie538: bets $1.50
1-800-KONG: calls $1.50
*** RIVER *** [Jd Js 2h 4d] [4s]
joobie538: bets $3
1-800-KONG: calls $3
*** SHOW DOWN ***
joobie538: shows [2c 4h] (a full house, Fours full of Jacks)
1-800-KONG: shows [5s 5h] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
joobie538 collected $11.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $12.25 | Rake $0.55
Board [Jd Js 2h 4d 4s]
Seat 1: Maxtasy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: 1-800-KONG showed [5s 5h] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fives
Seat 3: luisfran folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: BuLMeN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Fabus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Oubiña4 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Anfaenger995 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: joobie538 (big blind) showed [2c 4h] and won ($11.70) with a full house, Fours full of Jacks
Seat 9: podong0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

wp on the washing up Tuffster

If this was the Shrewdie house, you'd probably be about £75 better off for your trouble.

FML

That is all

claw on iphone here.  where the fuck is tesco?

Behind all the trollys!

I had a duck once, and one of it's legs were both the same.

[  ] poker is going well
[X] we're all playing Clusterz!

4 of us (Claw decided sleep was a better idea) entered the Deep Stack tournaments on Stars at 5pm.

It's still Level 1.

[X] Tuffster is OUT.

AA <<<<< 910

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Blatant I have an I-Phone brag post IMO!!  :)up

F**k the poker. I've finally found a game I can beat;

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Mazapan/you-have-to-burn-the-rope

too easy ...

That's Joobie not me!  ;D

Here is a good game for you to play Tuffster ... Your mission is to find Joobies PVC collection and post pics.


Beer in it for ya if you succeed ;)

I'm scared of Adam tho!

 ;hide;

  have you seen him

But he's bigger than me and he'll set Joobie on me!

RUN AWAY!

This is true, I'm the biggest here at 6ft.

How bad does this make Jon MW and Tuffster look? Tuffster is skinnier than me as well!!

Wow the song at the end is pure quality!
Love it!

so, after yesterday's sing-a-longs in the car, Joobs and I decided that we really should audition for the next series of the x-factor.  Sneak preview of our audition piece here:

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090405173909505

I think you'll agree it's quite special

Claw and Joobie make their own home movie - so many people are going to be so let down when they click on the link ;)

'what happened after a bottle of toffoc' is current in the editing suite, and will be posted some time after midnight (or not)

"Special" pretty much sums it up ... :D

lol yeah - I chose my wording carefully :D

bob

Which member of the tour said this?

And in which context?

 ;whistle;

 ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep;

Cashed in the low SCOOP

 ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep;

I'm fine, really I'm fine

Definitely not about to fall asleep

 ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep; ;sleep;

A great read, nice thread Dewi

Joobie and Claw tried to put me off my game, see photos below!!

[IMAGE REMOVED]

Coming soon...........

Photo's  of a post watershed nature!!

A normal Sunday night at Joobie's, After a tough day donking out of tournaments, we decided to slip into something a little more comfortable

the hostess
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v159/sharplesa/100_0443.jpg?t=1238983231)

Playing a SNG
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v159/sharplesa/100_0446.jpg?t=1238982716)

"having a fag"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v159/sharplesa/100_0461.jpg?t=1238982831)

??????
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v159/sharplesa/100_0459.jpg?t=1238982977)

lolol

see, much more fun than all that poker nonsense

On the train now heading back to the smoke. Big thanks to Joobs and Adam for putting me up, and to al the oatabix for a fun weekend! :)up

[X] Tuffster's 'claiming to be gay so the girls can prance around in their underwear in front of him' plan worked a treat.

It does seem to work a treat eh?

I'm going to try a similar tack, laying some ground work at the moment by confessing to the forum my love for musicals. Perhaps expect an announcement from me round about the time of the next blonde bash.

It has to be said though, I did get cleavage thrust at me on Saturday night simply for having something in my trousers which the two of them wanted.

[  ] It was my cock.

[  ] The check box was required

And very nice it was too!!

Dammit, and I would have got away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids.

wp tuffster. I rather bizzarrely own 25% (or maybe 20%, not sure) of that dress. glad to see it being put to good use

This so needs explaining.........

Blonde Bash - Ironside, Gatso and Jon MW accompany Joobs to Ann Summers and buy the cheerleader outfit that Tuffster is wearing between them.

so do I own 1/3 of it? sweet. I didn't even have to pay cash for my share, I won it playing ironstein at pool

so how does that work then?  Is it like a timeshare?

Day 4

We're one member down and after last nights "fun" we've resorted to a morning of crazy poker before heading to Weston beach to eat icecream by the slighty singed pier.

The rules for this form of poker are simple, you HAVE to see a flop with any A or any 2, pocket A's or 2's are an instant all in.

the results to follow.............


                                       

Jon MW - OUT.

With 7-2.

[ x ] Kicker issues

Tuffster - OUT.

PokerStars Game #26785109073: Tournament #153737698, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (30/60) - 2009/04/06 14:59:31 GMT [2009/04/06 9:59:31 ET]
Table '153737698 7' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ponksisai (3400 in chips)
Seat 2: sanderdevoss (3625 in chips)
Seat 3: deepfriedrlc (3285 in chips)
Seat 4: kbflyer (1990 in chips)
Seat 5: Tuffster1 (1930 in chips)
Seat 6: Horsepool (3270 in chips)
Seat 8: luduk11 (3935 in chips)
Seat 9: hoorische (3125 in chips)
sanderdevoss: posts small blind 30
deepfriedrlc: posts big blind 60
*** HOLE CARDS ***
kbflyer: folds
Tuffster1: calls 60
Horsepool: folds
luduk11: calls 60
hoorische: raises 65 to 125
ponksisai: folds
sanderdevoss: folds
deepfriedrlc said, "lets rock"
deepfriedrlc: raises 3160 to 3285 and is all-in
Tuffster1: calls 1870 and is all-in
luduk11: folds
hoorische: folds
Uncalled bet (1355) returned to deepfriedrlc
*** FLOP *** [Kh 9d 6s]
*** TURN *** [Kh 9d 6s] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 9d 6s Ts] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
deepfriedrlc: shows [Qd Kd] (a pair of Kings)
Tuffster1: shows [3s 2c] (high card Ace)
deepfriedrlc collected 4075 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4075 | Rake 0
Board [Kh 9d 6s Ts As]
Seat 1: ponksisai (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: sanderdevoss (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: deepfriedrlc (big blind) showed [Qd Kd] and won (4075) with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: kbflyer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Tuffster1 showed [3s 2c] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 6: Horsepool folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: luduk11 folded before Flop
Seat 9: hoorische folded before Flop

LOLOLOL

:D

This shows the genius and joy of the Ace Deuce game

Although weirdly Tuffster lasted longer in this tournament playing this way than when he usually does when he's trying to play 'properly'

[X] Soul Read FTW

Can I ask the NMFWMFOI-abixes a question like folk do with Tikay and his diary?

FIRE AWAY!!

[X] FOL  ;hide;

JOOBIE - OUT


PokerStars Game #26785538669: Tournament #153737698, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (50/100) - 2009/04/06 15:17:36 WET [2009/04/06 10:17:36 ET]
Table '153737698 9' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: BrandoB18 (6155 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: AndersDK82 (1850 in chips)
Seat 3: kannichts (3760 in chips)
Seat 4: jøtul (7435 in chips)
Seat 5: vflgum211 (4190 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: wendee37 (4175 in chips)
Seat 7: flirtking (7914 in chips)
Seat 8: joobie538 (1196 in chips)
Seat 9: gully dm (3910 in chips)
BrandoB18: posts the ante 10
AndersDK82: posts the ante 10
kannichts: posts the ante 10
jøtul: posts the ante 10
vflgum211: posts the ante 10
wendee37: posts the ante 10
flirtking: posts the ante 10
joobie538: posts the ante 10
gully dm: posts the ante 10
vflgum211: posts small blind 50
wendee37: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to joobie538 [8d 8s]
flirtking: folds
joobie538: raises 1086 to 1186 and is all-in
gully dm: raises 2714 to 3900 and is all-in
BrandoB18: folds
AndersDK82: folds
kannichts: folds
jøtul: folds
vflgum211: folds
wendee37: calls 3800
*** FLOP *** [6c Kc Jc]
*** TURN *** [6c Kc Jc] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [6c Kc Jc Kh] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
wendee37: shows [Th Ts] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
gully dm: shows [Qs Qc] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
gully dm collected 5428 from side pot
joobie538: shows [8d 8s] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
gully dm collected 3698 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9126 Main pot 3698. Side pot 5428. | Rake 0
Board [6c Kc Jc Kh 5s]
Seat 1: BrandoB18 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: AndersDK82 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: kannichts folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jøtul (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: vflgum211 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: wendee37 (big blind) showed [Th Ts] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 7: flirtking folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: joobie538 showed [8d 8s] and lost with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 9: gully dm showed [Qs Qc] and won (9126) with two pair, Kings and Queens


[X] should've stuck to A 2

PokerStars Game #26785552231: Tournament #153737698, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (50/100) - 2009/04/06 15:18:10 GMT [2009/04/06 10:18:10 ET]
Table '153737698 1' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: coolsingel (4685 in chips)
Seat 2: dacook1980 (16657 in chips)
Seat 3: beppogeil (2090 in chips)
Seat 4: Naddamon (5910 in chips)
Seat 5: atikmiah (16966 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: Fitolin35 (3785 in chips)
Seat 7: sharplea (6989 in chips)
Seat 8: hermandynk (13047 in chips)
Seat 9: myxomor (25016 in chips)
coolsingel: posts the ante 10
dacook1980: posts the ante 10
beppogeil: posts the ante 10
Naddamon: posts the ante 10
atikmiah: posts the ante 10
Fitolin35: posts the ante 10
sharplea: posts the ante 10
hermandynk: posts the ante 10
myxomor: posts the ante 10
sharplea: posts small blind 50
hermandynk: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sharplea [2s 5c]
myxomor: folds
coolsingel: calls 100
dacook1980: folds
beppogeil: calls 100
Naddamon: folds
atikmiah: folds
Fitolin35: folds
sharplea: calls 50
hermandynk: checks
*** FLOP *** [5s 2h 5d]
sharplea: checks
hermandynk: bets 100
coolsingel: calls 100
beppogeil: folds
sharplea: calls 100
*** TURN *** [5s 2h 5d] [Tc]
sharplea: checks
hermandynk: checks
coolsingel: bets 400
sharplea: calls 400
hermandynk: folds
*** RIVER *** [5s 2h 5d Tc] [8c]
sharplea: bets 1500
coolsingel: folds
Uncalled bet (1500) returned to sharplea
sharplea collected 1590 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1590 | Rake 0
Board [5s 2h 5d Tc 8c]
Seat 1: coolsingel folded on the River
Seat 2: dacook1980 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: beppogeil folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Naddamon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: atikmiah folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Fitolin35 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: sharplea (small blind) collected (1590)
Seat 8: hermandynk (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 9: myxomor folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[X] The A 2 game works for some of us :) wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Okey dokey, lets see.

I have a friend who is particularly fond of Nights in White Satin by the Moody Blues as an accompaniment to nocturnal romantic activity.

My question to the abixes would be, do you have any particular tracks that you're fond of for the aforementioned purpose?

Gotta be, Pet Shop Boys - I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLhF6X4fZrE

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V6N4elMVX4

[ ] Didn't expect such perversion from Joobie.

Hmmm, how about the other abixes? Any favourites?

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnTb3tf73ss

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EykRvTE3anY

PokerStars Game #26785974181: Tournament #153737698, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (75/150) - 2009/04/06 15:35:37 GMT [2009/04/06 10:35:37 ET]
Table '153737698 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: coolsingel (6700 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: dacook1980 (17742 in chips)
Seat 3: beppogeil (13485 in chips)
Seat 4: Naddamon (4805 in chips)
Seat 6: Fitolin35 (3735 in chips)
Seat 7: sharplea (494 in chips)
Seat 8: hermandynk (6357 in chips)
Seat 9: myxomor (24871 in chips)
coolsingel: posts the ante 20
dacook1980: posts the ante 20
beppogeil: posts the ante 20
Naddamon: posts the ante 20
Fitolin35: posts the ante 20
sharplea: posts the ante 20
hermandynk: posts the ante 20
myxomor: posts the ante 20
dacook1980: posts small blind 75
beppogeil: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sharplea [7h 2s]
Naddamon has timed out
Naddamon: folds
Naddamon is sitting out
Fitolin35: folds
sharplea: calls 150
hermandynk: calls 150
myxomor: calls 150
coolsingel: folds
dacook1980: calls 75
beppogeil: checks
*** FLOP *** [9h 2d Ad]
dacook1980: checks
beppogeil: checks
sharplea: bets 324 and is all-in
hermandynk: folds
myxomor: folds
dacook1980: raises 324 to 648
beppogeil: folds
Uncalled bet (324) returned to dacook1980
*** TURN *** [9h 2d Ad] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [9h 2d Ad 6c] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dacook1980: shows [4h As] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
sharplea: shows [7h 2s] (two pair, Nines and Deuces)
dacook1980 collected 1558 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1558 | Rake 0
Board [9h 2d Ad 6c 9d]
Seat 1: coolsingel (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: dacook1980 (small blind) showed [4h As] and won (1558) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 3: beppogeil (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Naddamon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Fitolin35 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: sharplea showed [7h 2s] and lost with two pair, Nines and Deuces
Seat 8: hermandynk folded on the Flop
Seat 9: myxomor folded on the Flop

[  ] The A 2 game has made us money

[X] Joobie let the side down by busting with a decent hand

[X] Time to hit Weston town centre!

either a bit of Ash

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLQk1NT2g1g

or a bit of placebo

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnCxKy7LPk4

or some pulp

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1LE9s8RxYg

Joobie and Adam actually have another song that we listened to last night, but it's NSFB.

Off to play on the beach

Back soon

 :-*

I've just been reminded of the huge crush I used to have on Brian Molko.  Phwoar.

Thankyou for that abixes.

Conga did make me lol a little.  :D

Joobs is a black lace groupie.

talking of not suitable for a pre-9pm audience stuff we were looking at/listening to last night, the following may be of interest to those of you who have been wondering where bolty has been lately - seems he's relocated north of the border.  NSFW, obv.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMusalv0xxg

Day 4 Trip to the seaside

Started with a nice 'friendly not at all competitive' game of crazy golf,  to be honest i was SOOO much better than the others nearly managing to hit a hole in one on hole 5 while playing hole 2. meta-game IMO. So completely ignoring the final scores, i won, And celebrated by buying Icecream, which started to dissolve in the rain.

Next stop, The arcade, After little or no success with the fruit machines we moved on to the old fashioned penny pushers, now thinking of the big win i started on the 10p ones and bust shortly after due to poor bankroll management. Everyone else was a little more sensible and stuck to the comfort of 2p, Tuffster gambled his small profit for a ceramic gargoyle.  MW and Sharplea and Me Played pinball now I'm sure some cheating went on coz somehow I lost.  The Driving Game proved that all is well with the world when the Drivers beat the non drivers!!

On the way home we stopped off at the best chip shop in Weston. now we had a MINOR FAIL, when i got back in the car,  key in the bag of chips and the chip fork in the ignition!! oops

Mine and Sharplea's Hero status grew considerably when we became honorary traffic officers on the scene of Minor RTA on the way home, funny how you stand in the road tell someone to stop when there is clearly an incident and they still try and drive through you!

Spot the golf ball fail competition to follow.....

The REAL Day 4 - Final Day of the Tour

After expectedly losing one member of the tour party due to train and family commitments, the remaining four members converged on Weston-super-Mare for a day of debauchery and arguments. Despite the weather being the worst of the whole tour, we started with a nice relaxing game of Crazy Golf. MW took an early lead after the first 3 holes as the rest of the "Oatibixes" struggled to find their lines and hit their straps. It all fell apart for the lone remaining female member of the team after this, with one notable incident seeing her nearly decapitate a poor young girl on hole 7...we were playing on hole 4. Cries of "Epic Fail!" and "FARCE!" were soon heard throughout the course, with the group in front soon picking up on it and joining us in the usage of "Epic Fail!" everytime someone missed an easy shot. Despite hitting 2 hole in ones, MW proceeded to get the jitters between holes 16-18, and this cost him 2nd place. A hole in one saw Tuffster steal second from MW, but sharplea was the deserved winner overall, averaging 2.2 per hole over the last 10 holes in a solid display of putting to win by 6 strokes from Tuffster, with Jon MW a further 2 strokes back and Joobie dead last, having taken 23 more shots than the overall winner (and it would have been more had we not implemented a maximum score of 6 shots per hole). We then all proceeded to fail on the 19th hole and nobody won a free game.

Final scores:

sharplea - 53
Tuffster - 59
Jon MW - 61
Joobie538 - 76

As punishment for losing, Joobie bought all the icecream and we proceeded to head to the 2 arcades left in Weston after the rest burnt down with the pier. We all failed with the fruit machines and Joobie headed over to the penny pushers whilst the rest of us milled around before deciding to join her. We all failed at those as well apart from Tuffster, who exchanged £3 in 2p's for a miniature gargoyle which sadly did not come to life. Jon MW then proceeded to thrash everybody at Pinball and we headed for the only 4 player game in the arcade - Sega Rally. In a flash of inspiration, Tuffster proceeded to choose the 1 seat and thrash everybody, with Joobie, sharplea and Jon MW very close behind in that order. It was noted that the 2 and 3 seats were un-adjustable and locked into the very front - not helpful for sharplea and Joobie who were the 2 tallest people there and were therefore forced to drive with their knees against the steering wheel, and the 4 seat was unlockable, and as such MW kept slipping off his accelerator, hence the flash of inspiration in guaranteeing victory by Tuffster's seat choosing.

We then reacquainted ourselves with the car and headed home via the best chip shop in Weston, but even this wouldn't be an Oatibix tour without some sort of FARCE. In an act of idiocy not seen since the 1200's, Joobie proceeded to try and drive off using a chip fork as a car key whilst eating her chips using the bloody key! Cue "Epic Fail!", "FARCE!", and a red face from the designated driver (only one insured for the car). She then proceeded to drive home via the sightseeing way, which turned out to be a big mistake when we came across what appeared to be a man knocked off his bike by a van and seizing. The car was instantly pulled over, with chips ignored for ambulance calls. Joobie and sharplea proceeded to offer assistance whilst MW and Tuffster wisely (in their opinion) stayed put firmly in the back of the car eating their chips. After an ambulance was called for, sharplea cajoled Joobie into traffic officer duties as the accident was right on a busy junction in the middle of rush hour. At least it wasn't a four-way junction! Weston's drivers proved completely useless at following instructions, with one old man appearing to not understand the simple signal of Stop and attempting to run Joobie over. Amazingly, it got worse as the ambulance arrived due to rubberneckers and we now understand completely why the police hate it when people rubberneck. After about 20 minutes and aching shoulders, all was restored with the injured man being removed safely to the back of the ambulance and the ambulance clearing the blocked junction, which meant that we could stand down having managed to not cause carnage and keep traffic moving without too much delays on both sides.

We headed home and Tuffster and Jon MW left soon after on their respective 3-4hr journeys home at 7pm, leaving an empty house, one relieved shy cat, and a feeling of success that the weekend (not the poker) turned out really well.

Watch this space for tour number 2 - to be organised!

(I am aware that we were going to have a "spot the golf ball fail" competition, but the pics are on my phone and in a farcial display, the thing is refusing to charge. So when I get it fixed, I'll upload the photos, well, all 2 of them!)

Great diary. Enjoyed it, thanks.

To Summarise

[ x ] Farce

[ x ] Fail

but

[ x ] Fun

The infamous golf ball competition!

Spot the ball.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v159/sharplesa/Photo0015.jpg)

*damn, my new shiny camera phone takes good pics!*

[X] FAIL - Obv not even in the picture :D

This is Joobie remember, my vote is for about half a mile down the road.

Either that or lodged comically in MW's mouth.

Was watching the news tonight about the new mini "London eye" and its debut run in WSM...all apparently went well apart from the recorded commentary inside the pods detailing the news and views about Glasgow and the River Clyde  rotflmfao

[    ] Joobie has "Crazy Golf" skillz
[ X ] Joobie has Crazy "Golf skillz"