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The Rules

There are 14 questions.

PM me your answers by Tuesday 5th May 11.59pm.  The subject line should be "There is a Hilton on the Vegas Strip", and please give each answer on a SEPARATE line with corresponding question number. 

The reveal will take place on Wednesday 6th May at @ 19:47.

Your score for each question is number of people who give the same correct answer. So you want to go for answers that you think will be less commonly given. Levelling commonly happens. The answer most commonly given is called the sheep, with the corresponding sheep score.  If you score the only ACE in any round, you will receive MINUS 1 points for that round.  So a solitary ace for a round scores better than a pass.

You are not allowed to do research such as Google searches to come up with answers.  Those who do will be spotted by the other contestants and no doubt pointed out. Punishment will be dealt to those deemed cheating.  I will be the judge, but a jury of your peers might be drafted in to decide guilt or innocence.

If you give an incorrect answer, you will receive 10 points (or one more point than the highest scoring correct answer if this scores 10 or more).

You MUST pass on one, and only one, question and score a 0 for that question.

Any questions, post in this thread. If it's a stupid question, expect a stupid answer.

Spelling mistakes will be treated according to their severity and may invoke a penalty.

Objections are allowed, and positively encouraged

If a previous winner is victorious then its up to them if they wish to nominate a new QM r do it themselves

Please read the rules, and re-read them.  Ignorance of the rules will not be an acceptable excuse for farcical objections or questions, and the judge (and jury if necessary) will be called upon to determine guilt and the punishment.

NEW JOKER RULE

You must use your joker, or I will pick someone at random for you. If you forget you start on plus ten points.

Once the entrant list is posted you may nominate another player to use your joker against and pick 2 questions that the joker is valid for. If that person gets the sheep or a FAIL for either of those 2 questions they get ten points added to their score.
Added incentive to avoid sheep and failures
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The Questions

1)   Name one of the top ten wine producing countries

2)   Name a Sean Connery Bond film

3)   Name an animal that can commonly be found on Safari in Africa

4)   Name a sexual position depicted in the Karma Sutra, that you must have tried.

5)   Name a brand of car that has an animal as its emblem

6)   Quote a piece of common irritating table talk (note, Whale rule will apply to similar quotes)
                (also note, “irritating” may be defined by me !)

7)   Name a well known vodka or gin brand

8)   Name a country that is a member of the G20 group

9)   Name 1 of the ten commandments

10)   Name a well known top shelf gentleman’s magazine

11)   Name a finisher in this years grand national

12)   Pick a card, any card (not suit, just card)

13)   Name a country that uses Euro’s as its currency

14)   Go to www.deathclock.com enter your details and give me the year


I WILL BE LOOKING FOR ANY EXCUSE TO UPHOLD OBJECTIONS, FCK YOUR LIVES !!!!!!

LOL anyone would think you had questions ready.

LOL at some of these

Entrant List:

Technolog
RobertHM
Claw75
Shogun112
HoldorFold
Tightend
cdw1111
The Crow
JayEm1
The Tank
amcgrath1uk
Bobalike
Silo Graham
Somme
Laxie
Wardonkey
scotty2hatty
Kinboshi
Sharplea
G1BTW
Joobie538
JonMW
scottm

Speed, got to love that.

It's like someone at the Oscars collecting their gong "Wow what a suprise, me?, it can't be true, never expected this, now which pocket is my acceptance speech?"

clarification please

14)   Go to www.deathclock.com enter your details and give me the year

I am shown as dead already

Its worth noting that Boshi's questions were based around cookery and dancing.

Mine are around alcohol and porn

FYL   FYD

Now thats just nit picking

adds the risk of a double sheeping

(http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/6134/0/Epic_Fail.ashx)

I will be sure to add that to your answers !

I nearly make a hundred - and that's with being a smoker   ;carlocitrone;

blimey, 104 if I didn't smoke   

sented

Objection. It's unfair to force kinboshi to pass a question.

Will "up the bum" be accepted as an answer for Q4?

LoL


Some quality fails and amusing answers coming in already

Death clock thingy is pretty depressing,so i'am gonna have a tab before an afternoon in the pub contemplating my remaining 7 years.

Just to clarify, what is it you're looking for here?

Are we talking hardcore smut with a plastic cover, minimum requirement of beaver shots or just a mainstream mag aimed at blokes that happens to be on the top shelf?

I expect objections to this question so thought I'd clear it up.

think yrself lucky i died in august  2000 gg wp

Any answer will be accepted. It may be failed, but it will be accepted !

New Joker Rule


Do we have to wait for the player list to appear??  Chances are I may miss the start of the reveal so can I just nominate Knifishy now  ;D

Sigh, just re-read the questions - got a couple here that could give me a fail on a wording technicality  :P

Good.

No clarifications will be provided

I will publish the entrant list so far tomorrow, so you can nominate then

This one needs to start early. There will be more objections than a courtroom thriller.

FML i havent tried sex ever in my life so gonna have to pass i think unless i get lucky tonight

i aint wasting any more time with rsq i have less than 3 years too live according to death clock

and it didnt ask me any serious health questions

i really really hate doing them things i know there is no truth in them but i am on life tilt now

18 jan 2012 pls make arrangements to come to my funeral as i dont want to be the only one there

Am I getting anything in your will?

Joker me up a go go ....... roll up roll up Kinfishy for Joker nomiation  ;nanana;

Lap dancing at the wake?

It's what he would have wanted.

Only 6 in so far....

Has RSQ lost its popularity?
Has the choice of the only person likely to deliver a non farce quiz put people off?
Will there be a flurry of entrants today and tomorrow?

Who knows? YOU DECIDE !

i am in mourning for my impending death

RPI Ironside

Did you not get my answers?

yep got em, thanks

nh sir.

Will send my answers in at the last minute like I've done every other week.

Quite possibly something to do with the farce rules and questions you have set, no?

Don't worry, you can farce it up next time, I reckon you have deserved a crack at it ;)

They are perfect sheep questions !!

9 entrants so far, entries close 11.59pm tomorrow............

list i have just over 2.5 years to live you cant expect me to waste any time on this rubbish do you?

LoL, fair enuff !!

I think it might be reaching the end of its run on here anyway by the looks of things........... I shall do the reveal but looks like it might be short of the numbers needed for a decent RSQ

reaching the end of it's run my arse!  Probably being bank  holiday weekend not helped with numbers.

I think the delays in the last RSQ lost some of the momentum. It's now up to you to retrieve the situation, no pressure.

am in. sigh. Not even gonna bother to google my answers. Bottom half will do for me as usual.

Cheers

If you havent already done so, please PM me your Jokers. If other players names get added to the entrants, you can change your joker between now and the reveal if you want to

I'm in. FML

do we have to play a joker?  not too keen on this particular rule change myself.....

Can we have an entrants list,so we can pick a joker,please.

agree its a right load of bollocks, i just picked you and questions 1 and 2, do the same for me...

Here's my joker:

(http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=24428;type=avatar)

(http://api.ning.com/files/XIeKIGwldf6ow67hINdOQxQZs1lac8hH0Rt73xaLafIznaL4K0FwBlMKH1*dlBaY-Iq7KGvA2tmUKjZr*VCh6O9cmBseiv7H/464pxjokerritz.jpg)

quiz master: ItsMrAlex2u

OK - I pick Somme and 1 and 2.

How do i add a poll to this thing?

Happy to scrap the joker if you prefer. Thought it would add more farce amusement to see who had stiched up who.
As its stands though, i dont think Claw will be very happy !! (oops)

As a decent QM, I listen to the opinions of my minions.... and will be listening intently to all objections as I plan on upholding any objection possible that sounds even remotely plausible.

11 hours left to register........

I think the joker should be scrapped - as it stands, it's likely to be the jokers that decide where everyone finishes rather than people's actual answers.

Boshi, get your entry in. I want to fail all 14 of them.

Scrap Joker please. I forgot about it obv

OK boss.  Will send them in later.  When's the deadline?

OK decision made, joker scrapped.

It will be your own stupidity that costs you all now !!!!

Mwuua hahahaha !!!!!

Will have to find new ways to stick it to Tightend

I've just sent them in complete with Joker rubbish.  Sigh. 

16 so far
Clock is ticking......

Not wishing to cause trouble of course, but in the interests of disclosure, the following were the recipients of Joker nominations before the rule was scrapped;;

Holdorfold, 1 vote
Tightend, 2 votes
RobertHM, 1 vote
Claw75...... 5 votes !!

 ;grr;

who???

 ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee;   woohooo I feel loved, first time I've been nominated for anything




Ba'h, joker got scrapped before I had a chance to nominate anyone   ;tracet;

how on earth have i got more than tighty?!  so rigged.  Anyway, no good disclosing unless you're going to say who did the nominating!

oooo  now that's a very good point ...........  come on, out with it,   we're waaaaiiitttiinnnngggggggggggggg lol

I gave my vote to HoldorFold.   ;D

I did. I went for Scotty2hatty as my major threrat, but he hasn't entered. I identified you as a knowledgeable person likely to challenge my supremacy and jokered you.

That's the attitude that earned my Joker :)

Like a late-comer to the Karma Sutra, I've just entered...

I'm obv in too.

3 wins, 5 attempts  ;first;

My results speak for themselves, but just in case they don't, I'll shout em out anyway lol  ;fishing;

FYL !!!!!!!!

I know why as well ..... you was concerned I'd get the Ace on the top shelf magazine and Karma Sutra questions  rotflmfao

I think you under estimate our depraved blonde community !!

18 in, 2 1/2 hours to go.

A nice, manageable, non farce enducing number I do believe !

21 and counting

Can the spreadsheet cope? All will be revealed tomorrow !

23 runners and riders, the non-farcity begins later. I need to make sure I am at least half way through a bottle of vino before I start

Dont forget the May league on Blonde starts at 8.30 tonight as well

Reveal at 19.47, so 43 minutes to complete reveal.

well organised ItsMrFARCE2u  ;applause;

[  ] I am in the blonde league

Good, less chance of abuse then. Move the Blonde league IMO

this has better be good - I've opted not to go out for it!

FAIL !!!!

Doesnt seem to be much of an audience for the reveal, but I am ready so FYL !

I'm here and it's 19.47 - let's gogogogogo!

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I will begin.

Nice non controversial question to start with.... no objections here surely.....

Question 1)

Name one of the top ten wine producing countries:

USA – Sheep
5pts
G1BTW
Kinboshi
Laxie
Sharplea
Wardonkey

Argentina
3pts
Amcgrath1uk
JayEm1
Tightend

Chile
3pts
Bobalike
HoldorFold
Technolog

Germany
3pts
Joobie538
Shogun112
The Crow

South Africa
3pts
JonMW
RobertHM
Scottm

France
2pts
cdw1111
Silo Graham

Aces
1pt
Italy - Scotty2hatty
Spain - Claw75

FAIL’s
10pts
JAPAN - The Tank
CANADA – Somme

No passes

wheee - I like this game!

You may not by the end of this evening

sigh

but then again nor will anyone

weeeeeeeee

already heading towards safety :)

Scores can be fixed

i got no chance of winning - Tighty's already ahead of me.

Its fine, as a past QM it doesn't actually bother me winning ;)

So who are the top ten wine producing countries

Please list in order

I think he's probably got enough to be getting on with :)  sure you can find it on wikipedia or summit :)up

1  France 5,349,333
2  Italy 4,711,665
3  Spain 3,643,666
4  United States 2,232,000
5  Argentina 1,539,600
6  Australia 1,410,483
7  China 1,400,000
8  South Africa 1,012,980
9  Chile 977,087
10  Germany 891,600

No objections?

Somme and Tank not around?

Good Next question..........

Phew just made it then in 10th place

Thanks

Now which countries drink the most wine

again, a nice non controversial one to ease us in gently...

Question 2)

Name a Sean Connery Bond film

From Russia with love – Sheep
5pts
Cdw1111
Scotty2hatty
Shogun112
Technolog
The Tank

Diamonds are forever
3pts
Amcrgrath1uk
HoldorFold
Joobie538

Thunderball
3pts
Claw75
Somme
Wardonkey

You only live twice
3pts
Kinboshi
Laxie
scottm

Never say never again
2pts
Bobalike
JonMW

Goldfinger
2pts
JayEm1
RobertHM

Dr No
2pts
Silo Graham
The Crow

PASS
0pts
Sharplea
Tightend

FAIL
10pts
Man with the golden gun
G1BTW


No Aces

Jersey, by me, as i type

tis the only way to survive being QM

Objection

I put Dr. No


ACE WANTED here please

You did indeed, and so did Silo Graham, 2 pts each, no ace. Answer amended as I had not put you both in

FARCE!!!!

Farce!!!!


Now let me read what I have missed

Its all in the spreadsheet correctly (thank fck for that) just a keyboard malfunction!

All quiet on the objection front?

Gooood

Scores after Q2

Tightend   3
Claw75   4
Silo Graham   4
Bobalike   5
JayEm1   5
JonMW   5
Robert HM   5
The Crow   5
Sharplea   5
scotty2hatty   6
amcgrath1uk   6
HoldorFold   6
Joobie538   6
scottm   6
cdw1111   7
Shogun112   8
Technolog   8
Kinboshi   8
Laxie   8
Wardonkey   8
Somme   13
G1BTW   15
The Tank   15

I wish i had the time to play this one, it looks like its a good one

Ok, lets start the controversy a little shall we? just a taste.

and as Kinboshi isnt around, I say FHL

Go for it

Question 3)

Name an animal that can commonly be found on safari in Africa

Elephant – Joint sheep
3pts
amcrgarth1uk
Silo Graham
Somme

Zebra – Joint sheep
3pts
Claw75
RobertHM
Tightend

Giraffe – Joint sheep
3pts
HoldorFold
Scottm
The Tank

Hyena – Joint sheep
3pts
JayEm1
Sharplea
Technolog

Cheetah
2pts
Bobalike
Scotty2hatty

Wildebeast
2pts
Laxie
The Crow

Aces
1pt
Warthog – cdw1111
Mosquito – G1BTW (clever)
Antelope - JonMW
Hippo (unbelievably an ace) – Joobie538
Rhino – Shogun112
Lion - Wardonkey


Jury out on……
Human - Kinboshi

No passes or Fails

I'm here, I'm just wrong.

When you've obviously got an answer wrong, there's no point arguing with the quizmaster on illogical grounds.

My name is not ItsMrAlex2u

mosquito?!?!? get real!!!!

Mosquito – G1BTW (clever)

It is clever, but is a mostquito classified as an animal or an insect??

The Hilton is on the strip and thats the end of it

Is an insect not an animal?

Open to objections, links needed

Giving myself an Ace for the Dr, No answer

A mosquito is not an animal. It's a fookin' insect.

Do you think the word animal means any living organism?

A mosquito is no more an animal than a Daffodil.

Even though it wasnt

Good effort !

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal#Etymology

Sadly, if we go by the biological definition of the word "Animal"...Kinboshi's right.

But from what I've read, if you fail Boshi you have to fail Mosquito.

Hippo (unbelievably an ace) – Joobie538

Level 10 thinking imo

Ok thats good enough for me, Human and Mosquito are both FAIL

What he said

OBJECTION to the insect



(I think kin maybe right though)

Better than that

Level 538 thinking obv

Sigh, yes, have to agree with what I just read as well (wasn't disputing human though, bloody good answer Mr Boshi).

Animal Kingdom and Plant Kingdom - so mosquito falls into animal kingdom and is correct.

It's so obvious no link is needed.

Whether to turn this quiz into a farce or not is your desicion.

When you go "on safari" your not looking at humans or mozzys,both fails

Mosquito is an animal of course it is.

Humans are found on safaris and are also animals.

OBJECTION

Hmmmmmmm, decisions decisions

Humans GO on safaris you don't LOOK for them so therefore can't find them

Does it say pick an animal you're going out to see?

Erm, no.  It asks for an animal you'll find on safari, and both answers are correct.

Also, you don't find hippos on safaris, you find them on deep-sea diving expeditions.

Decision already made

stick to your guns alex - decision to fail both correct imo.

So is my Uncle Eddie an animal as well

please see picture below of Eddie, he can eat a few animals

My thinking is that Human wasnt in the spirit of the question but I think I may let this go because if Boshi gets anywhere near winning then I can fck his life up in a later question

Mozzy and Human are reinstated as aces. Scores to follow

question was:

Name an animal that can commonly be found on safari in Africa

didn't say that you look for.



Mosquito and human are both technically correct answers (Dodegy QM question wording though so Fail 1 for QM he he)

Oh, and whoever states that insects aren't animals, please tell all what they are then.  Plants? Bacteria?

Human & Mosquito so clearly correct - EPIC FARCE!!!

a pain in the arse?

JonMW   6
Tightend   6
Bobalike   7
Claw75   7
Joobie538   7
Silo Graham   7
The Crow   7
cdw1111   8
JayEm1   8
Robert HM   8
scotty2hatty   8
Sharplea   8
amcgrath1uk   9
HoldorFold   9
Kinboshi   9
scottm   9
Shogun112   9
Wardonkey   9
Laxie   10
Technolog   11
G1BTW   16
Somme   16
The Tank   18

Oh thank you oh kind farcemeister. Not in the spirit of the question? WTF?!  They're correct answers and so they are correct.

Noted

Insectae, Crustaceans, Archanibollox and Badgers iirc.

Creepy fookin crawlies basically.

ffs grow a pair man!

Dont push it !

something can't be found without being looked for

Ok, moving on

Question 4)

Name a sexual position depicted in the Kama Sutra that you must have tried

Missionary – Sheep
4pts
Bobalike
Cdw1111
JayEm1
Silo Graham

The Lotus
2pts
Scotty2hatty
Shogun112

Aces (interesting)
1pt
The Crab – The Tank
Doggy - Technolog
Elephant (!?) – The Crow
Reverse cowgirl – G1BTW
Swan sport – Joobie538
The splitting of a bamboo - HoldorFold
The tigress  - Claw75
Tortoise - JonMW
Virsha the bull - Tightend
Yawning position - Sharplea

Passes (make of this what you will!)
0pts
Amcgrath1uk
Kinboshi (ahem)
Laxie
RobertHM
Scottm
Somme
Wardonkey



No fails – just as well for your sake

This does not bode well for Mr. Bun

The spirits of the questii can get f**ked imo.

this is already shaping up to be the biggest farce yet.

If it fly's its not an animal its a BIRD,

A Mosquito bird,      simples

Sorry MrHilton.

for badgers read millipodisomething

Multiple objections follow

[  ] You are alone in the Bun situation

I don't remember the 'reverse cowgirl'  or 'doggy' being in my copy of the kama sutra (translated from the original).  sure there are some other dodgy ones there too...

Right, I'm home now and on my computer rather than my phone.  Now I can type properly...

Objection to the googling in the previous round!

http://www.goodtoknow.co.uk/relationships/259026/Kama-Sutra-positions

The Kama Sutra positions

- Widely Opened
- Clasping position
- Indrani
- Milk and Water Embrace
- The Tigress
- The Congress of the Crow
- The Lotus
- The Suspended Congress
- The Splitting Of A Bamboo
- The Pair Of Tongs

Th

Also - I think of a lot of those positions given in the answers aren't the names that are in the Karma Sutra.

seconded

Not doubting the knowledge obv, but possible collusion form the Madefromoatinsteadabixes here?

Here's my favorite

Picture deleted for decency

http://www.ehow.com/how_2123151_have-sex-kama-sutra-elephant.html

Thirded (and why I passed on this one)

http://www.fhm.com/video/the-kama-sutra-top-ten/the-kama-sutra-side-saddle-cowgirl-20081210#galleryItem50945

So whats this all about then?

probably jon did joob's answers for her.

that is a link to fhm - nothing to do with the original kama sutra.

Oh of course, yes, you answered the James bond question and tactically passed on this one......... mmmmmmmmmm

1. there are more than that in the karma sutra
2. different translations give different names
3. technically he didn't ask for the names he asked for the positions

e.g.

http://www.spaceandmotion.com/karma-sutra-positions.htm (http://www.spaceandmotion.com/karma-sutra-positions.htm)

technically he hasn't got a clue what he's doing either.

I don't think there were more in the original tbh, although later bastardised versions will have added new positions and given them names, obv.  The original kama sutra is mostly a load of sexist waffle about bossing your woman about, and only one section on positions, of which there are only a few.

This could save a lot of spreadsheet chaos but I am happy to fail as many people as possible if we can get to the bottom of this (if you will pardon the pun)

they can't even spell kama sutra, never mind get the positions right :D

HEY!!! that's one question i didn't need anyone elses help with,  (well technically i did, thats not an "alone" one. but i came up with that answer myself)

Jon The Reverse Cowgirl Woodfield has a good point.

What about the Whale rule tho?

Splitting of a bamboo is in the Karma Sutra


http://www.sexforenlightenment.com/sfe/sex_techniques/splitting-a-bamboo.htm

http://www.indohistory.com/kamasutra_sexual_orientation_chapter_6.html

That's the Burton translation of the original, and it seems to be the chapter on positions.

Karma Sutra is also a translation and anglicisation - it can be done in a few different ways

He has a good point.

Fck it, we will be here until xmas. I didnt specify the original Kama Sutra and the positions are all google-able with Kama Sutra detailed specifically in the search results so all remain correct.
Scores to follow

told u the questions were shit

Yeah. thought so.

farce farce farce farce.  what's the point of having a specialist area of knowledge if 'doggy' gets through!?!?!?! question might as well have just been 'name a sexual position'  worst QM yet!!! ;D

JonMW   7
Tightend   7
Claw75   8
Joobie538   8
Robert HM   8
The Crow   8
amcgrath1uk   9
Kinboshi   9
scottm   9
Sharplea   9
Wardonkey   9
HoldorFold   10
Laxie   10
scotty2hatty   10
Bobalike   11
Shogun112   11
Silo Graham   11
cdw1111   12
JayEm1   12
Technolog   12
Somme   16
G1BTW   17
The Tank   19

ps i don't think you're really the worst qm, just thought you might feel left out if someone didn't say it soon :)

I am wishing you had done it now

lol, can't remember the answers - surely doggy didn't get through????

Question 5)

Name a brand of car that has an animal as its emblem

Ferrari – Joint sheep
4pts
Amcgrath1uk
Claw75
Shogun112
The Tank

Lamborghini – Joint sheep
4pts
HoldorFold
Somme
Tightend
Wardonkey

Peugeot – Joint sheep
4pts
G1BTW
JonMW
Scotty2hatty
The Crow

Dodge
3pts
Bobalike
Cdw1111
Laxie

Jaguar
3pts
JayEm1
Joobie538
Silo Graham

Aces
1pts
Panther - RobertHM
SAAB - scottm
Wiesmann - Kinboshi

Fails
Gumpert - Sharplea
Skoda - Technolog

No passes

I'm glad you did it now

ace!

Shut it MacGregor or I'll be demanding a demo to plug the gap in my knowledge when next we meet!

Pains me to say, but Gumpert is a correct answer.

lol - 15 years ago maybe, but i can't pull those shapes anymore without pulling a muscle!

Is it fck

The question was not about mythical creatures

http://www.cartype.com/pages/2330/emblems_with_animals

Gumpert's about halfway down

(http://www.cartype.com/pics/3001/small/gumpert_logo_1.jpg)

Its a fucking animal.

Fair enough.  Googled anyway.... ;whistle;

no it's not, it's a made up creature

Name the animal

Bit like Wiesmann  ;whistle; ;whistle;

Sod off. It was on Top Gear ffs.

A bit like I work on a bloody car website and am a petrol-head.

[ x ] Would have been a well played joker up Tighty's ass on that Q

Which is clearly why you passed on the Kama Sutra question

(http://www.cartype.com/pics/3105/full/saab_3.jpg)

same creature at the Gumpert

saab is a lion - gumpert looks like a griffin.

ok - scrap that - i've never looked at it closely, but it does look like a bit of an iffy lion on closer inspection

She has a point.

Both fails then?

OK scores after Q5, everything else seems ok, and no way I am allowing Gumperts winged cat (and SAAB is a lion)

Robert HM   9
Kinboshi   10
scottm   10
JonMW   11
Joobie538   11
Tightend   11
Claw75   12
The Crow   12
amcgrath1uk   13
Laxie   13
Wardonkey   13
Bobalike   14
HoldorFold   14
scotty2hatty   14
Silo Graham   14
cdw1111   15
JayEm1   15
Shogun112   15
Sharplea   19
Somme   20
G1BTW   21
Technolog   22
The Tank   23

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saab_Automobile#General_Motors_Ownership_.281989-2009.29

It says a SAAB Griffin logo ffs!!

Next............

Question 6)

Quote a piece of common irritating table talk (note, Whale rule will apply to similar quotes)

I knew I was behind but had to call – Joint sheep
3pts
Cdw1111
Kinboshi
Tightend


If I fold will you show – Joint sheep
3pts
HoldorFold
Scottm
Silo Graham

One time!
2pts
JonMW
Sharplea

Aces
1pt
I had outs – G1BTW
I knew you had nothing - Wardonkey
I was ahead - Laxie
I’d have made a straight if I had played – amcgrath1uk
That’s poker! – Claw75
You called with that? - RobertHM
You missed your aces while in the toilet – the Tank
I’m Gambling - Bobalike

Shocking number of passes on a poker forum
0pts
JayEm1
Joobie538
Scotty2hatty
Shogun112
The Crow

FAILs
10pts
How did work go? - Somme
Pass me the salt please – Technolog (should be sugar)

yeah i think you're right.  Saab should be a fail too.

Gumpert should be an ace more like.

http://www.saabmuseum.com/marque/

The AB Scania-Vabis corporate symbol featured the crowned head of a mythical beast, the Gripen, or Griffin. Though this symbol was not actually used on any Saab car, it is important in the respect that it is the forerunner of the Saab-Scania corporate symbol that was used between 1984 and 2000, and the new Scania corporate symbol that reverts to the three pointed star of the original symbol.

Saab is a griffin too.  Hence the name of the fighter plane.

Good find.
Saab is a FAIL

You called with that? - RobertHM

you hear that one a lot Rob?!

http://www.cartype.com/pages/2330/emblems_with_animals

Hmmm...lets read the name of the link you absolute moron.

My most common talk was "I'll show you what I've got If You show me yours first "

OOps that was the Kama Sutra question

[X] nearly put saab
[X] phew

Some random link using the word animal doesnt make a flipping winged cat an animal

that's better - QM finally found his bollocks!

Bottle of wine finished

A winged insect and we'll talk tho ::)

Scores after Q6

Robert HM   10
Joobie538   11
The Crow   12
Claw75   13
JonMW   13
Kinboshi   13
amcgrath1uk   14
Laxie   14
scotty2hatty   14
Tightend   14
Wardonkey   14
Bobalike   15
JayEm1   15
Shogun112   15
HoldorFold   17
Silo Graham   17
cdw1111   18
Sharplea   21
G1BTW   22
scottm   22
The Tank   24
Somme   30
Technolog   32

good man - now go back and review the rest of the questions please

Kingdom:   Animalia
Phylum:    Arthropoda
Subphylum:    Mandibulata
Class:    Insecta

Question 7)

Name a well known vodka or gin brand

Bombay Sapphire – Sheep
4pts
Bobalike
Claw75
JonMW
Tightend

Grey Goose
3pts
G1BTW
Scottm
Wardonkey

Absolut
2pts
Shogun112
Somme

Gilbeys
2pts
RobertHM
Technolog

Tanqueray
2pts
Sharplea
The Tank

Aces
1pt
Bison Grass Vodka – Joobie538
Cork dry Gin - Laxie
Gordons - HoldorFold
IS vodka – JayEm1
London Gin – Silo Graham
Red square – The Crow
Smirnoff – amcrgath1uk
Vladivar - Kinboshi
Vodkat – Scotty2hatty


FAIL
10pts
Tescos – cdw1111


No passes

just imagining what a crow quiz would be like.........

Subtitles to follow?

nothing wrong with 'tescos' imo

whats that then?

Well known FFS - WELL KNOWN!!!

(http://fatalexception.eu/img/photos/smartvodka.jpg)

question......... would this have been a pass?  - nearly put it then changed my mind.

THIS

There is no Tescos in Jersey, so it aint well known to me

Wrong on two levels

The 'brand' isn't tesco's - just like the Asda Vodka isn't called Asda

pedant!

Was Tesco's against the spirit of the question?

Tescos is a Fail, end of (as would be Asda, Safeway etc etc)

Scores after Q7

Joobie538   12
Robert HM   12
The Crow   13
Kinboshi   14
amcgrath1uk   15
Laxie   15
scotty2hatty   15
JayEm1   16
Claw75   17
JonMW   17
Shogun112   17
Wardonkey   17
HoldorFold   18
Silo Graham   18
Tightend   18
Bobalike   19
Sharplea   23
G1BTW   25
scottm   25
The Tank   26
cdw1111   28
Somme   32
Technolog   34

depends how attractive she is

This should be interesting...

Question 8)

Name a country that is a member of the G20 group

Russia – Sheep
4pts
Bobalike
Joobie538
Somme
Wardonkey

Italy
3pts
Laxie
RobertHM
Technolog

Japan
3pts
Cdw1111
G1BTW
Kinboshi

Canada
2pts
Scott2hatty
Shogun112

Aces
1pt
Argentina – JayEm1
Australia - scottm
Germany – The Crow
India - JonMW
Mexico – amcgrath1uk
South Korea - Tightend
Turkey - Sharplea
USA – Silo Graham

FAILS
10pts
Sweden – The Tank
UK – Claw75, HoldorFold


No passes

the mozzy?

LoL

Welcome Mr Ironside

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-20_major_economies#Members_of_G-20

UK's on that list.

Correct

??? I am a bit confused as to why you would fail the UK?

Read the question

It'd make a change if the answers have to match up with the question.

The United Kingdom is a country that is a founding member of the G20 group.

???

yes, what's your point?

yep - read the question

still don't see the problem

England is a country
Scotland is a country (well sort of)
Wales is...... Wales

UK isnt a country

this is a wind-up right?!

Sample Crow Question

Name a car that does NOT have a Haynes workshop manual

The Baby manual is v funny, tells you how to change a nappy, like an Oil change

FYP

Legally Politically and Economically - in fact by every definition there is

+1

The United Kingdom is a unitary state consisting of four countries:

As always though, open to the masses for debate...............

"The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland[13] (commonly known as the United Kingdom, the UK, or Britain)[14] is a sovereign state and constitutional monarchy located off the northwestern coast of continental Europe. It is an island country,[15][16] spanning an archipelago including Great Britain, the northeastern part of Ireland, and many small islands."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom

Do I really need to go on...

As it wasn't my answer I'll just add that if you want to use your own definition of country which excludes the UK

then that definition makes USA a fail

The United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland IS A COUNTRY - FACT!!!!

England, Wales, Scotland are (arguably) not.

http://www.number10.gov.uk/Page823

answers your retarded belief that the UK isnt a country - england is a country within a country.

Oooooooooooooooooh......I think the new QM is my HERO!!!!  

If the G20 website considers the UK a country then for this question it's a PASS



FARCE


http://www.g20.org/about_what_is_g20.aspx



Another dodegy worded question from QM IMO    ;)

In the interests of public order I will uphold the objection.

UK is correct

lol. good defence. you are aware that a unitary state is a type of country?

the wording was fine, it's his own crazy view that the UK is somehow not a country that is the problem!

FYP.

this is going to be the death of RSQ. Who's idea was it to let him be QM without actually winning?

Ironside and Newmanseye were better ffs!

ok

good man.  and there you go, you've learned something new tonight!

I retract my original statement

Scores after Q 8

The Crow   14
Robert HM   15
amcgrath1uk   16
Joobie538   16
JayEm1   17
Kinboshi   17
scotty2hatty   17
JonMW   18
Laxie   18
Claw75   19
Shogun112   19
Silo Graham   19
Tightend   19
HoldorFold   20
Wardonkey   21
Bobalike   23
Sharplea   24
scottm   26
G1BTW   28
cdw1111   31
Somme   36
The Tank   36
Technolog   37

Question 9)

Name 1 of the Ten Commandments

Honour your Father and Mother – Sheep
5pts
Claw75
G1BTW
Laxie
RobertHM
Somme

Thou shalt not covet
4pts
Cdw1111
HoldorFold
Shogun112
The Crow

Thou shalt not bear false witness against your neighbour
3pts
Kinboshi
Sharplea
Tightend

Thou shalt not kill
3pts
Scotty2hatty
Silo Graham
Wardonkey

Thou shalt not steal
3pts
Amcrgrath1UK
Bobalike
JayEm1

Aces
1pt
I am the lord your god - scottm
You shall have no other gods before me – The Tank
You shall not commit adultery - JonMW
You shall not make for yourself an idol (unless it is of the QM of this RSQ) – Joobie538

Fail (should be a commandment but sadly a fail)
10pts
Thou shalt not commit EPIC RSQ FAILRUE AND FARCITY - Technolog

No passes

please let the crow get a sheep answer!

rotflmfao

P.S.

FMP

I couldnt care about this now.

Chelsea lost!

woppee barc for the ecl

FARCE from tesco vodka onwards,bring back Newmaneye!!

steady on!

No objcetions?

Good

Scores after Q9

Joobie538   17
The Crow   18
amcgrath1uk   19
JonMW   19
JayEm1   20
Kinboshi   20
Robert HM   20
scotty2hatty   20
Silo Graham   22
Tightend   22
Laxie   23
Shogun112   23
Claw75   24
HoldorFold   24
Wardonkey   24
Bobalike   26
scottm   27
Sharplea   27
G1BTW   33
cdw1111   35
The Tank   37
Somme   41
Technolog   47

Question 10)

Name a well known top shelf gentleman’s magazine

Mayfair – Sheep
5pts
Claw75
Scottm
Sharplea
Technolog
The Crow

Razzle
4pts
Amcgrath1uk
Cdw1111
Kinboshi
RobertHM

Penthouse
3pts
JonMW
Laxie
Scotty2hatty

Playboy
3pts
Bobalike
JayEm1
Shogun112

Aces
1pt
Escort - Somme
Fiesta – Joobie538
Hustler – G1BTW
Knave - HoldorFold
40 Plus – Tightend (classy)

FAILS
10pts
Club – Silo Graham, Wardonkey (should be Club International)
Fox – The Tank (not well known enough)

No passes

My ace and Joob's ace are the same commandment.

Its gonna be a close one

;applause; 

Good work all

Scott's ace,

"I am the Lord your God"

is part of that commandment too.

If he just put that it should be a fail probs. By itself it's less of a commandment and more of a shout out

nope they are different  one is about worshiping other gods the other is about vanity

1     “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me.

2     “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments.


Scottm and Tank is the same commandment.  Joobies is an ace though

No they arent, half way down, although it does make Scottm's answer a fail

sigh, it was a toss up (pardon the pun) between mayfair and club international :(

I stand corrected HOLDorFOLD

Knew there was some duplication going on there though

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao  Classic    :)up

are we there yet?

scottm answer to the commandment changed to FAIL

scores to follow

We were 'there' a few hours ago.  Unfortunately, there is such a long way away now...

Why, oh why did i want to win this??

Scores after Torture 10

   
Joobie538   18
JonMW   22
amcgrath1uk   23
JayEm1   23
scotty2hatty   23
The Crow   23
Tightend   23
Kinboshi   24
Robert HM   24
HoldorFold   25
Laxie   26
Shogun112   26
Bobalike   29
Claw75   29
Sharplea   32
Silo Graham   32
G1BTW   34
Wardonkey   34
cdw1111   39
scottm   41
Somme   42
The Tank   47
Technolog   52

I only remember that part from an episode of the West Wing, didn't realise there was more to it. :dontask:

BUT

Why is everyone so keen to change my Aces to Fails ...  :redcard:

Conspiracy I think .....

Question 11)

Name a finisher in this years grand national

Irish Invader – Sheep
3pts
Kinboshi
Laxie
Somme

Battlecry
2pts
Scott2hatty
Tightend

Comply or die
2pts
Bobalike
Silo Graham

Mon Momme
2pts
Shogun112
The Crow

Aces
1pt
Cornish Sett - scottm
Idle Talk – Joobie538
My Will – RobertHM
Priests Leap - Sharplea
Snowy Morning - Wardonkey
State of play – amcgrath1uk

Passes
0pts
Cdw1111
G1BTW
HoldorFold
JonMW
Technolog
The Tank

Fail
10pts
Roger Rabbit – JayEm1

Epic, copy/paste fail
10pts
“Name a finisher in this year’s grand national” – Claw75

google

ah that's HARSH.   Sheep score minimum but not a fail, have a heart lol

No answer was given !

that's my PASS moron!!!!!

Best introduction of a main character in a pilot episode of a TV series imo.

The President's first lines upon making an entrance are to announce loudly to the room "I am the Lord your God, thall shall worship no other Gods before me"

Aaron Sorkin is a genious!!!

THIS.

So instead of saving PASS you type the question.......? Unlike every other normal person who types PASS? and I am the moron ffs !?!?!?

no i forgot to type pass on this occasion.  given that i answered all the others and didn't use my pass on them, I would have thought that my intention was clear. 

It wasnt, but I have checked and you didnt pass any other q so I will begrudgingly let you have the Pass

scores to follow

[ ] really disappointed i forgot to enter

:D

you'll have to excuse me now - am off to exchange my jungleville passport for an English passport, or maybe a Scottish passport...........

for the grand national?

Even if this wasn't a poker forum it would still be a ridic call, loads of folk have work sweepstakes and that so watch the race for a bit of craic, or it's their one bookie punt a year etc etc.

Google call is a bit off here imo, unseconded if there is such a thing.

I am nearly up for parole, 3 tortures to go. A good way through my second bottle of wine and typing is a bit more of a challenge than it was earlier

scores after torture 11

Joobie538   19
JonMW   22
amcgrath1uk   24
HoldorFold   25
Robert HM   25
scotty2hatty   25
The Crow   25
Tightend   25
Kinboshi   27
Shogun112   28
Claw75   29
Laxie   29
Bobalike   31
JayEm1   33
Sharplea   33
G1BTW   34
Silo Graham   34
Wardonkey   35
cdw1111   39
scottm   42
Somme   45
The Tank   47
Technolog   52

enough

Agreed, Sorkins writing is quality,

Question 12

Pick a card, any card (not suit, just card)

Two – Joint sheep
3pts
Cdw1111
Kinboshi
Somme

Three – Joint sheep
3pts
JayEm1
Sharplea
Silo Graham

Five – Joint sheep
3pts
G1BTW
Joobie538
Laxie

Nine – Joint sheep
3pts
JonMW
Shogun112
Wardonkey

Four
2pts
RoberthHM
Technolog

Six
2pts
Claw75
scottm

Aces
1pt
Ten – scotty2hatty
Jack – amcgrath1uk
King - Bobalike

Dubious aces for answers technically ok but not in the spirit of the question.. the Jury is still out…
Get out of jail free - HoldorFold
Mastercard - Tightend
Mr Bun the Baker – The Tank

FAIL
10 pts
Germany – The Crow

No passes

thank you :)

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Dubious aces for answers technically ok but not in the spirit of the question.. the Jury is still out…
Get out of jail free - HoldorFold
Mastercard - Tightend
Mr Bun the Baker – The Tank


No way Aces, I thought about this but the fact that you said not to give the suit indicated you were referring to a normal 52 pack of playing cards!

OBJECTION

Yep I was considering the same thing, I wasnt specific with the question but the suits made it specific. These  are FAIL

Yep agree. To close to the top for my liking  rotflmfao

the jury is not out.  there is no jury.  make up your own mind whether you are going to accept them and stick to it.  you are the QM - you have the power!

Also, The Tank was going for a comic fail, don't disappoint him. TightEnd, too clever by half and needs a slap down with a fail stick, HoldorFold is on the same points as me and I want to go ahead.

sigh - so easily swayed.  have you sobered up and lost your wotsits again? :D

My answer Germany is clearly the answer to question 13, not this one

The fail is correct , but please enter Germany as my Q 13 answer

Trust me, these were always going to fail

Scores after torture 12

5 in the running for the next round of pain IMO

Joobie538   22
amcgrath1uk   25
JonMW   25
scotty2hatty   26
Robert HM   27
Kinboshi   30
Claw75   31
Shogun112   31
Bobalike   32
Laxie   32
HoldorFold   35
The Crow   35
Tightend   35
JayEm1   36
Sharplea   36
G1BTW   37
Silo Graham   37
Wardonkey   38
cdw1111   42
scottm   44
Somme   48
Technolog   54
The Tank   57

Question 13)

Name a country that uses euros as its currency

Ireland – Sheep
3pts
HoldorFold
Shogun112
Somme

Cyprus
2pts
Bobalike
Technolog

Finland
2pts
JayEm1
Scotty2hatty

Greece
2pts
RobertHM
Silo Graham

Malta
2pts
Joobie538
Kinboshi

Slovenia
2pts
Sharplea
Tightend

Spain
2pts
Amcgrath1uk
Laxie

Germany
2pts
The Tank
The Crow

Aces
1pt
Austria - Wardonkey
Belgium - scottm
France – Claw75
Italy – cdw1111
Portugal - JonMW

FAILS
10pts
Romania - G!BTW

no one's said it for a while so....


















FARCE!!!

Scotty or Robbie FTW please....


nooooooooooooooooooo

I was not, I've been playing this properly.

Narrow value bets on Japan producing wine and Sweden being in the G20. Some harsh QM-in on FOX not being a worthy razz mag have seen me clock up a few fails is all. Variance

Question explicitly stated ANY card and that suits didn't matter. That suits didn't matter is just as likely to suggest that he wasn't referring to a standard deck of 52 playing cards as the other way round. (+ it's a pretty loose argument to begin with)

Any card means any card. Get out of Jail Free, Mr. Bun, or the one my Auntie susan sent me for my birthday.

jonmw going well - top 2! :)up

Don't care

:( out of the blonde league game

Not so keen on aces anymore

If he meant a card from a standard deck of 52 playing cards why wouldn't he have said so in the question.

He said any card.

Fk this rigged FARCE imo

Not as bad as newmanseye but the closest contender yet

lol

Time of the month Tank?

Scores after torture 13

Joobie538   24
JonMW   26
amcgrath1uk   27
scotty2hatty   28
Robert HM   29
Claw75   32
Kinboshi   32
Bobalike   34
Laxie   34
Shogun112   34
The Crow   37
Tightend   37
HoldorFold   38
JayEm1   38
Sharplea   38
Silo Graham   39
Wardonkey   39
cdw1111   43
scottm   45
G1BTW   47
Somme   51
Technolog   56
The Tank   59

objection to top two of league on basis of breaking no google rule!!!!

any question in particular or just everything?

+1  She's hung with them.  She knows them well enough to make this claim, so I'm backing her!

everything!

I kept schtum about FOX, didn't give you any shit on that one, ate my muesli.

But TIGHTEND, grandmaster Tightend answered with a non playing card on this question. Surely you don't think your command on the English language is greater than his.

He's a three-peater ffs.

 Our answers were correct to the question you asked.
You can't penalise the players for poorly worded questions.

lol to be fair I don't know if they did this week

Joob def googled the Karma Sutra question.  NO WAY would Joobs know anything other than the missionary position  ;D

Well F their lives if they win is all i can say

Only 2 really in it. Last q to follow.........

sigh, gonna be close but no cigar for me again - can't beat the googlers

your grandmaster tightend did iirc

Excuse me?

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...FFS...keep up!

Put simply, oh yes i can

Gotta agree with this

Dodegy worrded questions - said so all along.   FARCE

Can't understand why QM doesn't think Razz is not well known enough either  :dontask:

if I was a betting woman though.........;D

In that case we're stuffed

They don't have porn in Jersey - the "risque" top shelf magazines over there are things like home economics magazines that feature pictures of rubber gloves..............

LOL, hence the wink.

At Cardiff I did say to you "Blimey, you look knackered mate, 2 months with Joobs and you're all shagged out"   rotflmfao

Question 14)

Go to deathclock and give me the year

I was expecting a lot of aces here but didn’t expect a virtual clean sweep of aces apart from the fails !

Aces
1pt
2084 – Sharplea
2076 – The Tank
2070 - Kinboshi
2066 - HoldorFold
2059 - Technolog
2057 – scotty2hatty
2051 – amcgrath1uk
2050 - Laxie
2049 – scottm
2048 – Claw75
2040 – JayEm1
2039 – Shogun112
2027 – The Crow
2023 - RobertHM
2022 - Wardonkey
2021 – Joobie538
2016 – cdw1111
2012 - JonMW

Pass
0 pts
[  ] Good use of pass
Bobalike
Silo Graham

FAILS
10pts
2009 – The Tank, cant be a genuine answer and if it is then you fail on the grounds of not living long enough to do the nest RSQ
1948 – G1BTW - RIP


So that makes the winner of this weeks painful torture

well fair play to you

At least you can admit this whole quiz is a [size a million squillion] FARCE!!! [/size a million squillion] and that you are woefully inadequate.

Do I get -15 points for living the longest?

wtf!!!!


Ace and a fail on the same Question.

Or is 2009 an ad-libed QM prediction?

 rotflmfao

2084 – Sharplea
2076 – The Tank
2070 - Kinboshi
2066 - HoldorFold
2059 - Technolog
2057 – scotty2hatty
2051 – amcgrath1uk
2050 - Laxie
2049 – scottm

I'll expect you all at my funeral.  I'll let the rest of you off!

Final scores


Joobie538   25
JonMW   27
amcgrath1uk   28
scotty2hatty   29
Robert HM   30
Claw75   33
Kinboshi   33
Bobalike   34
Laxie   35
Shogun112   35
The Crow   38
HoldorFold   39
JayEm1   39
Sharplea   39
Silo Graham   39
Wardonkey   40
cdw1111   44
scottm   46
Tightend   47
G1BTW   57
Technolog   57
The Tank   60
Somme   61

I am going for a lie down

[  ] I enjoyed this

you are obv going to die twice

maybe your first funeral next month doesnt go so well?  :dontask:

Razzle was a pass, 4 pts

Good news JonMW, we all get to go to your funeral.

 :'(

Nice one Julie, good game, well done Alex ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; :respect: :respect: :respect: ;first; ;first; ;first; ;first; ;first; ;boltpp; ;boltpp; ;boltpp; ;boltpp; ;boltpp; ;boltpp;

well done Alex!

Questions by midnight please Joobs!!!!!

Completely and utterly wholeheartedly admitted if I am now allowed to leave the thread please Mr Tank

1am.

We haven't had food yet and dare I say this...the Deep Stack starts in 25 mins...

Just stay there and reap the grief you have sown.

Only if there is free Tescos Vodka

1am will be acceptable.  gl gl!

I was going to say Questions will be up before i go to bed, but i didn't actually go to bed last night............ so questions will be up before the sun!

F that !! 11.30pm

kicking it around too...FML

Well done JOOOOOOOOOOOBssssssss


 ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause;


Thank you MrIusedtobeindecisivebutnowi'mnotsosureAlex     ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D         ;)

I'd like to thank the QM for a good show.  :)up

The players let you off a bit too easy though, wtf. As the father of all QM badgering you were due a little bit more back, never really materialized. Poor showing gang, poor showing.

Instead of giving you grief they tried to mother you. At one point I thought Claw was going to spit on her hanky and wipe a bit of muck off your face when really she should have been walloping you with her handbag and digging her spiky heels into your chest.


Need to have a serious think about next RSQ. Are we going to go easy on Joobs coz she's a good looking girly? At least ItsMrAlex will be on the right side of the fence this time.


As for my answers. fml, all genuine and I finished last.
fml
fml
fml
fml
fml

Practising Kama Sutra?

I would answer that...but I'm not going to. Use your imagination ;)

"Splitting the bamboo"

Doesnt take too much imagination, give that a shot

or google

rhigmh,chfor,jchuouehc,ugh9 547 g2

Just re-read the scores, didn't finish last at all. My 60 points to Somme's 61.


Going down in the books as a mid-table placing methinks.

I don't beelieve it, I beat Tighty.

That's as good as coming second in my book.

 ;D

GG MrAlex
WP Joob

As these farces go, this wasn't  a bad one, wp QM

Gratz to Joobs, get your questions out for the lads.