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we just sat down at the table, less than 5 hands ago and we are sitting comfortably with £127. 

We are under the gun and in a great position at the table with most weak tight & loose donks to our left and the Tag's on the right with some Calling stations in between.

UTG we find  5d   Ad  , we make it £3 to play, called 3 times before it gets to Mental crazy calling station that has shown KJ  and KQ after a 5 - 6 bet frenzy, he makes it £8 total,  Tag player on the button ( more Tight than agressive btw ) Flat calls (Alarm bells ringing) but with almost £30 in the pot already and i only have £5 to call, if i flop a monster i may get to stack a mug.  Off we go to the flop

Crazymental villian had around £300 and Tag villian has £110 ish


Flop comes  Tc  2d 4d

So we get abit excited by the flop as its a monster draw, we check with the intention of check raising any bet.

Crazy mental sticks in £40

Tag Villian makes it £98 to go.  He has £12 ish left

Whats our move   ??


Some additional Info, Crazy mental is known for calling any 2 and chasing Gutshots.

Tag Villian is so nitty tight he makes Kinboshi look like Kevs arse ring after the colonic, We have just played the tourney with him and value towned his arse a few times with spanner hands as he made it too cheap and was folding hands like 10 10 face up wih only 7 bb left refusing to race. UBBBEERRRR tight.

so with all this info what do we do.

LOL I'M GONNA SOUND BONKERS - all in  ;goodluck; and hope the 3's are live and that maniac hasn't got 2 of your diamonds
but if he has its still +ev [i'm assuming by your read that he will call the 2 all ins] worst scenario up against 2 sets you are 36%
up to 42% with other possible combos... ;fishing;
                                                                ;laxie;

Use your left hand imo

how golden are you? u get the opportunity to get it in with a clean 10 out, pseudo 15 out draw getting MULTIWAY action. your life must be one long fairytale :)

Righty, so we all agree its a ShIIIIIIIIPPPP with 1 hand in the air,

We ship our Entire stack over the line Praying that Crazy mental player comes along for the ride, Unfortunately he passes.

Ultra super nit plays as many hands as kinboshi with no arms fella Tanks hard for his last £12 ish.  I mean he tanks for a good 4 mins.

He then proceeds to ask, "do you have a flush?, did you flop a set of 10's ?, then mumbles for a few mins about how shit his life is and that he cant win for all " these fish!"  mumble mumble grumble.


Do we want his last £12 call ?  or are we happy with the fold ?

LOL- I'd be happy with a fold. Is this a level? Did he really tank and fold???

[X] Not a level

he's getting something like 25/1 on the call. nothing is that big a dog so he's correct to call with anything so we want him to pass. hu we always want oppo to make a mistake

Yes exactly, Regardles of his holding, other than absolute air he has to call.

So his tank session ends and he decides "Fuck it, I have to call !" whilst at the same time shaking his head and bemoaning his bad luck and " these Fish !"

he calls and rolls over his cards.

Anyone like to have a guess at his hand?

 4c 4s?

 3s 5s

or  Kd Qd

seems pretty stan

slowroll surely?

Top set?

Is this for real???

I starting laughing when you put the button flat called and the alarm bells started ringing.

If its not a joke then welcome to live cash.

p.s.

Call, hope your ace is good too, miss the lot and re load

 Ac Aspades?

J 10 off

Is absolutely spot on, he had the set of fours and he is close to passing for only £12 more!!!

I was loling hard.

So over rolls the fours, turn brings the sweet  Kd and river is a brick, Welcome to Valuetown population 1.

This sends him on tilt, wait for it,.................................................. because he thinks he made a fantastic call!!!!! and he gets punished for it.

Now we all know that the set of fours are shipping in with pretty much every player on here, but WTF was this guy thinking, actually considering the fold?



he proceeds to do another 3 buyins on tilt.



Not really much to analyse here I know but this one really had me giggling from the players reactions and thought process.

cheers for the input

nice pot wd...but you'll do much better not raising UTG with A5 too often :)

juuuuuuune but it was A5 of blue