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Dont know if any of yous have seen this, its a wee game to pass the boring hours at work or between tourneys:

http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf (http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf)

Have a go, and post your highest scores, and no cheating, cos i know the highest possible score you can get, ill post it in a few days.

PS this game is to be taken lighthearted, so could the penguin freedom fighters, please refrain from sending me abusive PM's  ;tk;

Regards

Dave

PS its all in the swing!!!!

OMG Not again please!!!

http://www.everyvideogame.com/index.php?module=pnFlashGames&func=display&id=157&cid=

And here is a link to the hardcore version

woops sorry didnt realise it had been done!

wooow the hardcore version is even better.

Oh no!!
We've only just managed to shut Kiv up!!

Looooooooooooool!

It's back!!!!!

1094 I think it's time I stopped now.

only 840ish, im not very good

he he he he      .....   LOL LOL LOL  here is my record from months ago ... I havent played it for ages.

1370

Sigh!

just hit 1045

Here's another good one:

http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html (http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html)

The current record in my office is 1919ft  held by me!

Have fun!

Trace
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Although I've had a couple over 1000 my average score must be nearer 27. I Thwack the penguin into those red spiky things every time.

3rd shot in the kitton cannon, and i got 1309 ft!

Anyone wanna try kitty lowball, whats the lowest score you can get? 54ft for me so far although I'm sure someone can easily beat that.

19ft, the bar has been set folks.

I just got 11ft and I'm so proud of myself that I'm going to get something to eat.

Still doesn't beat me!

31ft is my lowest, god we are sad, cos i was just going to post about the lowest possible score, until you beat me too it.

you gits.  how do you do the penguin thingy?  i can't get past 300ft - do you have to press some other buttons?  is it just a mouse click?  i'm playing the earlier one posted

Dont worry rivered, the highest possible score for the first one posted is 323.5 so your at the high end of the scoring charts!

Highest scores so far:

Clean penguin game - 323.5 held my Me and 2 other friends of mine
Hardcore penguin game - 1370 held by Kivvy (im not counting the scores on the web page, only blond scores)
Kitten cannon, Longest - 1919ft held by TraceT
Kitten cannon, shortest - 11ft held the the Tanko

Now the bar really has been set!

Go forth and demolish these standings

ok bloody version is much better... after some frustration i got 1070.... think i'll leave it at that...

When you fire a cat 80ft into the air and it lands on the grass, you would not expect it to bounce 30 ft in the air as is the case in this game.

This reassures me, I would be somewhat worried as to what kind of research went on in the developement stage of this game if the cat bouncing physics were realistic.

clearly a man with to much time on his hands!

get a real job!

My highest scores for these were posted on P4C a few days ago, "clean penguin" is 334.5, and there is a donation to P4C if anyone can beat that. :)up
Hardcore, you should be able to do MUCH better  ::) , mine was around 1700 earlier in the year.
and Kitty cannon, my best stands at 2097, but Panther2003 is said to of reached 2700+!!!

im not calling you a liar Ginge, but 334.5 on clean penguin???

no way, me and my mates have been on this for ages, and three of us have hit, what can only be described, as the perfect hit, and all three have had 323.5

the kitty i can understand, its just your luck with the bombs etc

But the penguin game is all skill?

Absolutely gutted.

Just got 2080 at kitty cannon. Ginger beats me by 17 teeny little feet.
 :tikay:
That's poker though. :tikay: :tikay:

btw I believe 11ft is the lowest score possible, you need spikes to be the first object and you need to hit the near side of them, the far side gives 13ft.

Make yer mind up woman, Panther's hit on P4C said 2600..  100ft on kitten cannon makes all the difference you know.  lol

Yes - I am a tallented failure - i matched 11ft on Kitten cannon.

For the benefit of those watching in black and white. That score is 3,241 ft.

Conclusive proof that I have less to do with my time than most.

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Sry Dave, but there is picture proof on the P4C post that I made  :dontask: I think it must of been a perfect hit, as it was a one off for me too.

Trace, TBH  I can't remember which it was!! you'd have to ask either Rod or James if it was 2700 or 2600.   

I like how you've used the past tense here Ginger :)

I believe your score at clean penguin btw. Just beause Dave and his mates all got the same big score, doesn't mean it's the maximum.

If you were to play poker with no idea as to the hand rankings, you may believe 4 aces is the best hand possible as you've been playing for ages and a few of you have had it. Until, that is, Ginger comes along with a straight flush :D

i just got 322.9 on the clean penguin

i admit it have a problem   

i cant leave this thing alone :pop:

I haven't managed to get a score of 1 yet! Everytine I jump the man hits me - it doesn't matter when I go - he's there before me....is it me or am I jumping wrong....or is a yooth thing....oldies can't play video games?  :blonde:

You're the man, not the penguin.

You click the mouse to say you're ready and you click it again to swing your bat. The aim is to try to hit the penguin the furthest distance.

Ooops  :blonde:  thank you!

That has to be the funniest post i've read in ages!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

I'm glad you said that Ifm, I thought so too. What a "D'oh" moment!!!!!!!

 :blonde: if ever i've heard one  rotflmfao

LOL

Here's me helping the poor old dear out and all you guys can do is laugh at her.

Charming

(I did chuckle a bit myself though)

OK, so it isn't as good as tanks:  but I hold the record in the office still  lol

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Just found this..........yes v busy at work thank you.

http://files.deviantart.com/f/2004/188/8/7/gridgame.swf

758 to beat! :dd:

Scrap that.....beginners score......    1836 to beat!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

pretty cool little game 2043 on 4th try  :D

 :tikay:

Stop showing me up you.

Bloody media stars sitting around playing computer games in their Winnebago whilst 17 lackys do their hair / make up/ toe nails etc!!!!!!

LOL, I wish!!!

LMFAO  N1 Jane - another win for the girlies!

2521.....

A game of skill, should sort the men from the boys. 27 something is my record. Don't know if link will work.

http://www.iol.ie/~dluby/escape.htm

Far too much effort and concentration required for that one - I'll stick to my kittens.  lol

It's certanliy not as entertaining as exploding kittens and decapitating penguins.

The bittys move in the same order every time, with enough practice you could get some big times. Made 20.84 seconds after a few minutes but think I'll leave it at that.

Like TraceT says, far too much effort and concentration required.

Oi - I've spen a fortune on therapy because I was always picked last for the rounders team - and I'm reliving it here!  ;reallyamsorry;  I've only got a few years and then me and Tikay will be pushed out of the way by you yoofs as you beat us onto the bus...... 8)

Pah, Trace looks about 23, and thats on a bad day