blonde poker forum

After our little pic swap with each other, If you could partner up with any member on blonde who would it be and why

Mine would be Just Jo I think. Good looking and a ace railbirder.

Before any funny bugger says something like "your wife smithy" I'd like to point out that he said partner up with any member of blonde.

id choose Mikky T, cos he is a poker God, and so sexy at the felt  8)

any of the better players.  Id like some lessons :D

bump

after bradley strider id pick tikay

Mad,

I love you.

xxxxxxxxx

Wait a mo. AFTER bradley strider?

It's off.

is that a no to you getting implants then tikay? :D

Is Bradley Strider male or female?

ambidexerous i think.............lmao and excuse the spelling

im very much RIGHT handed, and i kick with my left. i dont quite like youre attitude concerning my looks  mr tikay, dont you dye youre hair? ;tk;

But male or female?

 :tikay: ;tk;

well brad, you going to put tikay out of his misery?...

ok tikay, you better ask madas if i am male or female ,as she is MRS Strider. :D

It had to come out eventually Brad.....;D ;D

Well even I can TELL that she is a she...........

i can assure you tikay, madas is definately a she.either that or she has had some fantasatic  surgery! ;tk;

I can't say who I would choose - I want to keep them guessing for just a little bit longer...... ;)

My fingers are crossed Ms D!!!

I'd give my right arm to be ambidexterous.

You are a terrible flirt.......

Correction - you are great at flirting!  8)

 :D

Dinner Wednesday 8.30pm. Call me!

 ;letsparty; ;karabiner; :kiss:

But the Luton comp starts at 7......oh I understand....you don't expect to be playing by 8.30  ;scarymoment;

I'm owned. rotflmfao


so you are playing the Omaha then Ding?

owned by who - i thought you were single???????!  new rumour about to start on blonde......

owned is a young person's expression, hence I was clearly optimistic to expect you to recognise it!

Dinner's off then?  :D

What does owned mean?????!!!  I think you made it up?

owned= you have completely run rings round my argument, therefore i give up

or i made it up.

Ok - I get it...you made it up!

No I'm not playing the omaha - only played it once - when i pressed the wrong game on pokerstars and ended up playing a $100 hi lo game by mistake. very quick and costly mistake - out first hand - i went all in with the worst hand and was surprised not to win it. after all everyone who goes all in against me with the worst hand wins every time.....

I'm playing tonight for the £750 satellite and mondays £200 and thats all.......I'm a poor clinic owner who is saving her dollars for January. Pokerstars who were supposed to credit my account with $2000 have said they will do it once I get to the island as I am from outside the US and it would be difficult for them to confirm my prebooking of flights and accomodation as they don't recognise the travel company emails I have sent them....I didn't realise that Virgin Atlanitic were so unknown in the US!  :(

uh huh. Pull the other one.


Please.

Ok Ok I was trying to get away with not having to offer to pay for dinner  :blonde:

so that's a "yes" then is it?

i don't want to add fuel to the rumour that I'm cheap......but if you're paying then obviously yes.  You can bore me to death by telling me where I went wrong on monday......

Get a room!!

Are you paying???

he's not invited

unless of course that's your "thing"!

So if it was my thing you would be ok with it.....?? 

Let me just reconsider this entire thing... :redcard:

I have my standards  (Luckily that falls well within them)

him paying, yes...him attending....No.


(lads, do you think I got away with it?)

Well you've come out of it like a cheapskate........ ::)

rumbled at last

haven't got two to rub together, me

I'm not even going to ask......

you'll find out soon enough

I always admit that I'm cheap and desperate up front, then everything else is a bonus

REALLY???  I need a chaperone -  who else wants to come to dinner on Wedneday?? 

You and Mrs Reddog are so well suited - that's exactly what she said about you when I met her in Southend.....  :-*  (I love you really)

Tighty.

I think Marjorie Proops advice here would be "stop digging, you've been rumbled".

I think the perfect couple would be me and you Tikay, lol what you think?  ;)

I may be lying in the gutter, but I'm looking at the stars

a major character flaw, I never stop digging

Dammmm - he always manages to come out of it smelling of roses........

Watch out Tony, she's only after one thing. Keep your hand on your ha'penny

hope your not being rude red dog  :redcard:

Are you offering?

offering what exactly???????????????

To buy me dinner

Should we rename this post - the blondeite flirting post?   I 've got it - the name for Rob's new club.......

 im not sure Mrs Red dog would let me do that  he he he he

I take exception to that remark. I am merely looking after the interests of the very young and the very old

I think she would agree - if it means she doesn't have to feed him!  8)

These men dingdell there is not controliing them! bunch of big flirts the lot of em  :D :D :D

Thank you Miss Kettle

Love, Pot

 :o  lol

Surprisingly the biggest flirt of them all - Tikay - appears to be outclassed.......never thought I would see the day....lol

You think the Minx outclasses tikay?

me a flirt NEVER i am purely being friendly  ;D

No no no - the minx is female - i was commenting on the male flirts........although everyone seems to have outclassed him today......it's a sad day for the flirting world...

come on tikay where are you??????

i suspect he is  ;scarymoment; 

Trace, you're the biggest flirt since our postman caught his braces in the door handle of my lorry

And yet again you stun me into silence - I pay a fortune for botox and you test it's strength by making me squint at the screen as I try desperately to understand what on earth you are talking about......EXPLAIN!

I was going out in my lorry and I stopped by the mail box at the end of the lane to collect the mail

Just then our postman appeared and climbed onto the lorry step to hand me my letters. Unfortunately, when he stepped off his braces were caught in the door handle, I didn't notice

After about 500 yards I glanced in the mirror to see the postman running along side doing about 25 mph with his face screwed up and his eyes closed

I tried to stop but it was too late, his braces burst, flirted back and hit him in the chest with a loud thwack

He stood there for a moment, obviously winded, then walked purposely toward me, "Oho, here comes trouble" I thought, but then his trousers fell down and I drove away

"I was going out in my lorry and I stopped by the mail box at the end of the lane to collect the mail

Just then our postman appeared and climbed onto the lorry step to hand me my letters. Unfortunately, when he stepped off his braces were caught in the door handle, I didn't notice

After about 500 yards I glanced in the mirror to see the postman running along side doing about 25 mph with his face screwed up and his eyes closed

I tried to stop but it was too late, his braces burst, flirted back and hit him in the chest with a loud thwack

He stood there for a moment, obviously winded, then walked purposely toward me, "Oho, here comes trouble" I thought, but then his trousers fell down and I drove away "


And that is why postmen are afraid of dogs........boom boom  :D