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The "How on earth to win on the horses....... " thread got me thinking.

If anyone is interested, I thought I would start a thread to highlight bets which in the long run are safer than putting money in the bank.

They won't be tips as such, they will just be bets that are mathmatically value.

I suggest a starting bank of £250 and to open an account with bet365, Stan James, Boylesports or Paddy Power because they offer Best Odds Guaranteed. A great concession which means if you take a price and it subsequently drifts you get the better price. (If you choose Bet365, don't open the account til Saturday because they offer much better opening free bets at the weekend).

I never make targets in gambling, but I would be very suprised if we can't turn £250 into £1000 by the end of the year.

step1, wake up at 5:00am saturday, get racingpost, back pricewise selection for all you have on betfair, go back to sleep, wake up 10-11am and lay it at way shorter.

fo sho!

Here's one:

4.00 Goodwood £10 each way Isabelonabicycle @ 10/1

EDIT: Still value at 8/1, but wouldn't want to take less than 7/1..

Sigh, it was at 8's, put the dosh in and by the time I clicked it had gone to 7's. Same again then 6's. Not taking that.

FML FML FML FML

Should have backed the winner too.

FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my gf said put a tenner on sweetheart for me i said no its shit.
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The Greek Guy COS messed me up big time I am an ADDICT :(

David Lam you very very sick man. Welcome to blonde mate.

yep..tjaht's money in the bank. Or, the way Tom segal and the Pricewise extra guys have been running just stick your entire roll on them every week. those guys make it look soooooooo fecking easy, I hate them.

Say No Now (12-1) in the 4.00 Goodwood? Doesn't need to improve alot to be nailed on for a place.

Back each way then?

EW that's what this thread is for, freerolling the win ftw. I've posted it for Keith to have a look at it but of course he's busy, hopefully getting the lot in Newcastle.

cool im on. got 11 tho :(

LOL @ dvilla looking at this thread. do some work you degenerate!

I need to retire some how right :)

you got the lot already

weeeee, nice one Kukushkin,

Close but got in in 3rd

Ya was on e/w, now got money to waste in account. Anything else this afternoon?

Nice one Kukushkin :)

Nice one Kukushkin :)
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Perfect Affair 8.45 Salisbury. There's plenty of 9/2 around, I think it'll win but with a dodgy favourite in the race it is perfect for this thread.

I'm on.

Can a mod make sure big Barry is banned from making tips on this thread lol

On e/w @ 9/2. Ty and gl.

lol..pot meet kettle?

Lol you don't know the half of it Boldinho!

guys what would i get with 200 each way 2nd or 3rd ?
Thanks

@ 9/2?
Returns £425
£25 profit

cheers buddy yep 9/2

Better off placing place only at Betfair aren;t you?

Is that not a horrible bet then?

Not if you don't think it will be out of the frame, which most people dont. Just like kukushkin said, its a freeroll for the win most of the time.

Cool, gotcha. I'm on myself for a little bit but I never really bet horses unless told to so never work out what e/w pays.

When I saw £400 for +£25 and only a win for a true scoop i thought it was perhaps not worth the risk for reward at that price but I guess you guys are confident it will be secure for at least a place. 9/2 was still a tad short for me.

got £25 e/w though.

I'm crap at these sorts of things, but would taking 2.14 on betfair for it to place be a sensible bet at all?

Not if it wins.

LOL u know what I'm asking, reducing variance is my thoughts, lower/risk reward?

 8.45 salisbury.... im on for £4 e/w...  got it for 5. at laddies, any where you can watch these races for free other then channel 415?

Come on the buxs!

Feed on Betfair if you place a bet with them

feed on Betfair..... right, hmmm, nope not a clue! Is there a glossery for this betting malarky? last time I was on betfair I got scared by lots of options and closed my account! Good old simple Ladbrokes!

Ladbrokes gave you 5's? They must like you. They've been short on it all day at 4's. If you want to watch it like a true  degen the only sensible way to go is hitting the refresh button on the betfair in running market every 2 seconds through the race.

Ladbrokes gave him 5.0 obv = 4s.

Trust me, Ladbrokes do not like me... nor do the Williams sisters, along with the Norweigen Bandy team!!

I was just pulling his leg. Its pretty important this wins now, with a load of the blonde lads on and me having a biggish single e/w and a double with Mirrored. gl to all concerned.

What happened in the race? I missed it watching a crappy film with the gf.

the 3 favourites didnt finish anywhere

Oh well, Keith will be back tomorrow. The film wasn't so bad either. Easy Virtue, based on a play by Noel Coward but it was actually pretty good.

Anybody got any big fancies for tomorrows racing???

You got to risk it for the biscuit!!! Tomorrows another day and a whole lot more races to hear from many people that a horse will do well then it will come 8th! Good times!!!

Got to think long term mr stribling, if you back everything I tell you to you won't lose in the long run. Or even better just back everything Keith tells you to.

I apologise in advance, but whos Keith??

I never question any of the blonde lads comments here, However, Attheraces.com and gg.com (and the williams sisters) B*****ds!! You guys are the gods of the courses! I shall follow you till the end! (the end being I can't afford a 99p cheese burger from Mcdonalds!)

Keith is 'The Camel'. He knows his stuff.

One of my Dad's horses runs tomorrow night.

I will let you know all know if its fancied to run a decent race, so check back here.

Where are they then?

In Cos' Yahni Me Koukia.

lol Bolderingo 'in Cos' pan with...'

I didn't understand what Koukia was meant to be...

bean and meat stew, no?

FOL without the non runner the 4.05 today would be one of the better E/W betting opportunities of the weekend. Roaring Forte was a standout bet with 8 runners, can't bet him now though.

 rotflmfao

http://www.coolrecipes.co.uk/Yahni%20Me%20Koukia%20(Meat%20Stew%20with%20Broad%20Beans).htm

knew i was right...FFS, as if it's not bad enough having to explain English to the British, I now have to explain Greek to Cos!

Ridiculous hijack here but I thought that film was great - mainly for one of the funniest scenes i have ever seen in a movie.  I'm sure you know which one i mean.

:)

[  ] I sure eat broad beans.

[ X ] Koubes are where it's at. Pure heaven!

http://www.greekgourmetshop.co.uk/uploads/images_products/411.jpg

that looks quite nice.

Greek restaurant in Leeds during bB8?

You don't really eat Koubes at a restaurant. Sort of thing you can buy at greek bakeries.

I'll bring some up if i can.

Each Way Senses @ 4/1 3.30 Newmarket gogogogogo

on!

didnt see this til 3.29 then put it on as quick as i could but only for the win. sigh.

What happened?

fav beat senses into 2nd

Favourite drifted like a barge.

Then pissed up.

Senses about 15 lengths clear of the third.

Sublime Talent each way 6.25 Wexford.

I wouldn't take the current price as it's trading alot bigger in the win market on betfair.. it should go at least to 5/1.

Irish bookmakers are a fking disgrace.

This horse is trading 10.5-11 on betfair yet they won't shift it anywhere near 10-1.

Just for half a stride at the 2 pole I thought we had the favourite in trouble..

But regardless, job done :D

You complete me!!! Although pushed the boat out 8 ew returned 17.66... I am greatful for every penny but I expected more, Havn't quite worked out this e/w malarky yet!

Good stuff Keith!

Non handicaps with 8+ runners pay 1/5th odds for 1,2,3. So if you have £5 each way at 7/1 and it comes second or third you return £12. If it hits the jackpot and wins you collect £52.

If you had placed your bet with one of the bookies I suggested at the start of the thread you would have been paid out at 7/1 even if you took 4/1.

Free moniez.

I think Motherwell in the handicap looks quite big at 11/4 at paddypower and hills, and even the 10/11 for the win, is also good.

Jim Jefferies has already said he's dropping a few first teamers- Alan Combe(the goalkeeper) and Kevin Kyle(their top scorer) and frazer wright is suspended; he also says he wants to try out a few youngsters where as Mark Mcghee has said on their website he will be playing a full strength side going for the win. They also have better players and are 7 points ahead in the league.

The flip side of this though is Motherwell have failed to beat Killie all year and even got beat 2-0 at home last time the played at fir park. And the 'fresh' youngsters will be an unkown quantity so again could be like pele-but if they've not been in the team now chances are they are not as good as Killies 1st teamers

It is also a meaningless match which might put a few off!

Any interesting ew options for todays races....?

ive back motherwell the last two week 3-0 away and 3-1 away both around 7/4

ill defo be on them at Evens today at home

lol I'm hopeless

early doors mate

im on for £25

3.45 Catterick.. Winged Harriet looked a complete dodger last time out and although it's form says she should win this on the bridle.. I'm going to take her on.

Dalmunzie is pretty strong on betfair, so each way at 6/1 or better looks a safe bet.

Well that was a load of shit.

7.10 Thirsk Doc Jones at 3/1 or better.

Unfortunately there is only 7 runners, so you get 1.4 1,2.. it is trading at 1.19 in the place market and if you take 3/1 you get 3/4 the place portion.

Big value obv.

It's trading at 5.5 in the win market now.. so hold on for 4/1 i think.

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Nice result

I missed getting on by about 30 secs


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+1

The day I back one of Roger Charlton's at 1/3 is the day I give up gambling.

FML!! The 1 bl**dy time I have a chance to win my fortune with a Camal Guarantee and im off enjoying the sunshine!! I need to get a deal with my phione network that I can get blonde for free on my mobile!!

Good work Camal!

3.50 lingfield Tisifone 7/1..each way!

GOGOGOGO!

15/2 Skybet

missed it what happened?

Didn't place

 >:(

5/4 on a coin flip?

Ladbrokes offering 5/4 on England to score the most off their 1st over in the 20 20, v pakistans 1st over.

Complete coin flip of a bet but had to have an interest at 5/4

FML

2 dot balls first up, WP england

Afridi effect?  He'll hit a 6 off the first ball if needs be, England will wait until the last 4 overs before trying anything to risky...

Yeah i know what you mean but 5/4 a single over, anything can happen.

9 runs for england, prob not enuff. gg £

A few quid banked but more importantly, thank god England won as I am off to the 20 20 next weekend !

Are there any good looking e/w options for any of tomorrows races, what ever the price..... Im praying to get off to a good start for the weekend! Someone please describe to me that sweet feeling of winning again...

Only just seen this thread for the first time. Did anyone actually do the above like Camel suggested and are they showing any profit??

i fancy an ew treble today ;

aqwaal 3.05 ascot; won it`s last 2 and looks to be improving ,around the 6/1 mark.

elusive wave 3.45 ascot looks a bit of class from France could`nt have been more impressive in it`s previous races ,11/4 .

sabotage 4.55 ascot from a stable yet to have it`s first winner at the meeting ,this ha a real chance ,over priced at 7/1 after it`s last run.

It's working for me so far although I've missed a few bets.

Fame and glory or Masterofthehorse?

Does Mourayan give any ew value??