Title: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 19, 2009, 02:54:12 PM I am currently sat in a hotel room in Aberdeen .. Travelodge to be precise, I use the word "Hotel" in the loosest sense of the word.
I booked early you know, bout 4 or 5 weeks ago, that way you can take advantage of the cheaper rates... well you could if there was any available !! Anyway, no worries, I have a "Family room" (En suite with Double bed, pull out bed AND sofa bed) was same price as a normal room, so I figured I would get this one ... plenty of room to move about. The trip started well, left Pompey in plenty of time for the short trip to Southampton airport, but our goodbye was cut short as no sooner had we stopped at the drop off point and started unloading suitcase/lap top bag from the boot, gestapo pounced and virtually shoved Jane back in the car and shooed her away ... another classic case of "give someone a fluorescent vest and they have an irresistible urge to march on poland!" Into the airport I trot, bemoaning the fact that i didn't get a hug, only one peck and an "air kiss" as yellow vest was virtually dragging Jane into the car ... Jane probably chuckled all the way home, and not just because she didn't have to kiss and cuddle me ... oh no ! .. What would have her in fits of giggles would be the plane that was waiting for me, twin propeller jobby it was, and looked like it would need someone to kick start the bloody thing. I am not great with flying, well lets narrow it down a bit, its take off that does for me, once the plane is in the air, I'm OK ... its easy , landing the same, no problem at all .. but FML taking off in any plane just scares the shit out of me, I cant open my eyes, I grip onto the arm rests til my knuckles turn white and i have my head right forward, you know the position... Put your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye. Once we are airborne and the dolly's are up and walking about, I am fine ... same with landing, never bothers me... weird. Sooooo Aberdeen, off the plane and head for baggage reclaim, bag safely in my possession its straight to the WH Smiths in the airport for a packet of smokes, they only sell packs of 10, not a problem ... pay with a tenner and FML ... bad beat number 1 ... she gives me a Jock fiver in my change ! .. WTF am i to do ?, I have no gloves, I am only wearing a T-Shirt so I cant even stretch the sleeves to cover my hands to prevent me touching it... I stuff said note in my pocket and make mental note to bleach my hands when I get to the hotel .... Ahhh yes, the hotel, that brings me back to the start of this post... I get a Cab from airport to hotel, pleasant journey, cabbie was an old boy, we chatted lots about football, it was all good .. UNTIL i got to the Hotel ... Receptionist had obviously had a refund from the charm school, she had a face that could sour milk from 30 yards, I'm serious this woman would earn a fortune on Halloween, and that's without spending a penny on make up ... The convo went a bit like this ME "Hi, I have a reservation, name of Shepherd, 3 nights please." COW "Check in is at 3 O'clock" ME "Ahhhh No problem, I will go and have a wander about for a couple of hours, can I just leave my bags here until I can check in ?" COW "NO, we don't take bags" They fkin took you love, was what I thought, but I refrained from saying it out loud.. ME "OK, I will go for a coffee and a bite to eat and come back at 3pm, if the room isn't ready yet" COW "Room IS ready" ME "oh right, so can i check in early then please" COW "£10" ME "Sorry ?" COW "Early check in costs £10" FML .. Welcome to Aberdeen ... really pisses me off, the staff at the airport, all smiles .... cabbie, top bloke ... Hotel receptionist, evil looking cow with a face that looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp and an attitude that stank worse than a cess pit ! .... And guess which of those people will always spring to mind when I think of Aberdeen in future ? So, I pay my ten quid and head up to my room ... roomy, not too bad, standard travelodge... they are the same where ever you go ... or are they ? Family room this is, so by definition that is taken to mean families would stay in this room which in turn means kiddies would be ok in here ... well not with the fucking radiator hanging off the wall and bare wires around the badly fitted socket they wouldn't !! See Attached Pics ... I propped the heater against the wall myself, was going to ring down to reception to tell them, then noticed that the room doesn't have a phone ... or a remote for the telly ... or any towels what it does have though ... is a stunning view ... see last pic. Oh well, it cant get any worse can it ..... Oh hang on my phones ringing ... FML Its Ironside !! Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Acidmouse on June 19, 2009, 02:56:19 PM fooking hell I nearly pissed myself at this post, well done :)
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: kinboshi on June 19, 2009, 02:56:42 PM Oh well, it cant get any worse can it ..... Oh hang on my phones ringing ... FML Its Ironside !! Beautifully finished! Great post Kev. ;applause; Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: celtic on June 19, 2009, 03:03:43 PM Oh well, it cant get any worse can it ..... Oh hang on my phones ringing ... FML Its Ironside !! Beautifully finished! Great post Kev. ;applause; Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: HOLDorFOLD on June 19, 2009, 03:05:28 PM Oh well, it cant get any worse can it ..... Oh hang on my phones ringing ... FML Its Ironside !! Beautifully finished! Great post Kev. ;applause; +1 this did make me smile Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: nirvana on June 19, 2009, 03:06:45 PM FYL :-)
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Claw75 on June 19, 2009, 03:11:32 PM oh dear! thanks for the laugh anyway!
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: The_nun on June 19, 2009, 03:22:32 PM Brilliant post Kev, just BRILLIANT, specially this..
COW "NO, we don't take bags" They fkin took you love, was what I thought, but I refrained from saying it out loud.. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: maccol on June 19, 2009, 03:48:45 PM Brilliant post Kev, just BRILLIANT, specially this.. Yes I lolledCOW "NO, we don't take bags" They fkin took you love, was what I thought, but I refrained from saying it out loud.. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: booder on June 19, 2009, 03:54:06 PM It's Scotchland Kev,that room rates 9/10 on the luxury scale up there mate
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: AndrewT on June 19, 2009, 03:57:36 PM Beautiful view there Kev - nice little family of air conditioning units. Didn't realise they were wild in Aberdeen.
As for the £10 for early check-in - all Travelodges do this now, I had it at the one in Nottingham for the Sky Poker thing last week. Aberdeen hotels make a bundle for the guys coming off the oil rigs, who don't care too much about dodgy radiators and crappy views as none of them are paying. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: ZZZZZZZROPE on June 19, 2009, 03:58:19 PM lol good job, gl if your playing
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: ripple11 on June 19, 2009, 04:02:51 PM Brilliant post Kev, just BRILLIANT, specially this.. COW "NO, we don't take bags" They fkin took you love, was what I thought, but I refrained from saying it out loud.. +1 10 quid for checking in early........WTF!!!....never ever heard of that little gem. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Rod Paradise on June 19, 2009, 04:26:53 PM Let's look at this from the other side......
Wee woman working reception in the travel lodge in Aberdeen: "FML I've got the Friday afternoon shift, now instead of just the roughnecks off the rigs, all horned up and gagging for a bevvy, I'll have a few teuchter's from the wilds of Scotland like Elgin coming to the 'Big City' to get pissed/stoned/laid. At least they'll not be arriving for a while and I can get things prepared for them." Door opens - in walks a big balding bloke, one eye going for the messages, the other bringing home the change. Kind of like a cross between: (http://adscam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341bfa1853ef01156f942b70970c-250wi) and (http://prodigalsun.typepad.com/the_prodigal_sun/images/forestwanderingeye.jpg) "Fuck's sake I think it's trying to speak!!" 'Awight treacle, ow's it going, wanna check me in sharpish so I can get up the apple and pears to me room to get off me plates, get a quick kip, maybe a J Arthur & then get ready to meet me china Ironsides? the name's Shepherd.' "Right, I caught none of that beyond Shepherd, let's have a look, OK, he's booked in (I want to cry now), well he's obviously some kind of care in the community case who cannae speak the language, we can give him the wrecked room, less for him to nick. Only problem is the early check in fee, if he complains gracefully I'll maybe waive it." "OK Sir, I'm sorry but there's a £10 charge for checking in early." 'You're avin a giraffe incha? All the way up the Frog from Lahdahn, on that plane with me farmer Giles giving me gip & you want a tenner to let me check in early? Bloody Sweaties!!' "Right I caught that, he's a sassenach, fuck waiving the fee." "Sorry Sir it's company policy, I don't make the rules". 'Awight then, it's a load of pony, but I'll cough for it, need a bit of shuteye before I meet Ironsides for a ruby & then he said we're off for the 'karaoke', some place called the Sheep Farm - better be good." Kev goes up the stairs, wee woman calls in sick for the weekend. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: tikay on June 19, 2009, 04:28:51 PM The BEST EVER. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: AlexMartin on June 19, 2009, 04:31:08 PM Let's look at this from the other side...... Wee woman working reception in the travel lodge in Aberdeen: "FML I've got the Friday afternoon shift, now instead of just the roughnecks off the rigs, all horned up and gagging for a bevvy, I'll have a few teuchter's from the wilds of Scotland like Elgin coming to the 'Big City' to get pissed/stoned/laid. At least they'll not be arriving for a while and I can get things prepared for them." Door opens - in walks a big balding bloke, one eye going for the messages, the other bringing home the change. Kind of like a cross between: (http://content.imagesocket.com/images/wankerf2e.jpg) and (http://prodigalsun.typepad.com/the_prodigal_sun/images/forestwanderingeye.jpg) "Fuck's sake I think it's trying to speak!!" 'Awight treacle, ow's it going, wanna check me in sharpish so I can get up the apple and pears to me room to get off me plates, get a quick kip, maybe a J Arthur & then get ready to meet me china Ironsides? the name's Shepherd.' "Right, I caught none of that beyond Shepherd, let's have a look, OK, he's booked in (I want to cry now), well he's obviously some kind of care in the community case who cannae speak the language, we can give him the wrecked room, less for him to nick. Only problem is the early check in fee, if he complains gracefully I'll maybe waive it." "OK Sir, I'm sorry but there's a £10 charge for checking in early." 'You're avin a giraffe incha? All the way up the Frog from Lahdahn, on that plane with me farmer Giles giving me gip & you want a tenner to let me check in early? Bloody Sweaties!!' "Right I caught that, he's a sassenach, fuck waiving the fee." "Sorry Sir it's company policy, I don't make the rules". 'Awight then, it's a load of pony, but I'll cough for it, need a bit of shuteye before I meet Ironsides for a ruby & then he said we're off for the 'karaoke', some place called the Sheep Farm - better be good." Kev goes up the stairs, wee woman calls in sick for the weekend. lol wp rod!!!!!! Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: The_nun on June 19, 2009, 04:32:59 PM ;tightend;
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: booder on June 19, 2009, 04:38:07 PM Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: kinboshi on June 19, 2009, 04:39:18 PM ;popcorn;
Awaits next installment eagerly. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 19, 2009, 05:11:02 PM LOL just been for a walk about ...obv pissing down with rain FML ... nip into bookies and have a score on a dog ... binks at 7/4 and get back £55 in fkin toytown money !!
My phone pings and its a text fro Rod "sorry Kev, couldnt resist LOL" ... I ring him back and ask him whats he sorry for, he replies "you will soon find out when you fire up the lappy" I did LOL though NH WP GG Rod ... now GFY ! Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: RED-DOG on June 19, 2009, 05:20:49 PM Brilliant!!!!
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 19, 2009, 05:23:41 PM LOL after firing up the lappy to see the bite back from Rod, I nipped to the loo ... when I came out I closed the door (it had been open since i got here0 and saw some more evidence of a Scottish "Family room"
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: cia260895 on June 19, 2009, 05:26:25 PM find a place to stash a smelly fish b4 u leave
superglue wardrobe doors shut as well take out lightbulb and shake it til element breaks then glue the fecker back in call it shepherds revenge that is if you didnt leave a deposit and i take it a revisit is off the menu Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: cia260895 on June 19, 2009, 05:27:35 PM LOL after firing up the lappy to see the bite back from Rod, I nipped to the loo ... when I came out I closed the door (it had been open since i got here0 and saw some more evidence of a Scottish "Family room" obv lack of loo roll those jocks r well ard u know Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: lazaroonie on June 19, 2009, 05:28:54 PM It's Scotchland Kev,that room rates 9/10 on the luxury scale up there mate ha, im going to post a pic of my hotel room, make you all jealous.... Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: maccol on June 19, 2009, 05:29:31 PM LOL after firing up the lappy to see the bite back from Rod, I nipped to the loo ... when I came out I closed the door (it had been open since i got here0 and saw some more evidence of a Scottish "Family room" Time for some financial chit-chat with hotel management imoTitle: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 19, 2009, 05:31:10 PM POSITIVE NEWS !!
I have decided to sample the culinary delights of Scotland ... but I couldnt face Irn-Bru ;) Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: byronkincaid on June 19, 2009, 05:31:28 PM i'm gonna ring them up and say you've been posting on the internet that you've kicked their bathroom door in :)
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: gatso on June 19, 2009, 05:32:06 PM diet coke. so com
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: thetank on June 19, 2009, 05:32:16 PM lol, you run good at booking hotels. I think that's the worst one in Aberdeen.
All it's got going for it is it's central. For this reason they get away with murder and still fill up every week. Laz is in a palace ~a mile to the West of you. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: trafficjam on June 19, 2009, 05:34:56 PM POSITIVE NEWS !! I have decided to sample the culinary delights of Scotland ... but I couldnt face Irn-Bru ;) Looks like another visit to Tracy is due on your return! Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: The_nun on June 19, 2009, 05:35:51 PM You can't stay there Kev.
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: lazaroonie on June 19, 2009, 05:37:35 PM You can't stay there Kev. he's not sharing my palace.... Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 19, 2009, 05:37:55 PM You can't stay there Kev. Yeah, I should go down to reception and get a room move .... Or i could stay and write to traveloge on my return sending them the photos and might get a refund ;) Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 19, 2009, 05:38:25 PM You can't stay there Kev. he's not sharing my palace.... And you aint sharing my donuts ! Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: celtic on June 19, 2009, 05:57:20 PM Black pudding in batter ftw kev.
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Dingdell on June 19, 2009, 06:08:20 PM POSITIVE NEWS !! Looks like another visit to Tracy is due on your return!I have decided to sample the culinary delights of Scotland ... but I couldnt face Irn-Bru ;) Damm right - get off the donuts Kev! Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 19, 2009, 06:14:06 PM Just went down to reception to reel off the list ... the response was "thanks for letting us know .. we knew about the door, that happened weeks ago, didnt know about the heater though, will get our maintenance man to look at it on Monday" ... LOL, no mention of a room change or anything !!
Oh well, I shall be emailing on Monday and going for a minimum of full refund. :D Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 19, 2009, 06:17:34 PM Off out now, meeting Laz and Iron at the Nash ... Tank is coming over later, has to take his Mrs to the cinema first ...sighhhhhhhhh
Maybe I will come back and find that someone has broken in and re decorated :D Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: The_nun on June 19, 2009, 06:30:19 PM If Janes was a wright woman she would fly up there and clean it up for you whilst you go out with the lads, pfff these southern women lazy mares.
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Snatiramas on June 19, 2009, 08:27:03 PM This is a quality thread......
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: SuffolkPunch on June 19, 2009, 09:38:50 PM Good post, Kev. I have every sympathy when it comes to hotel room views. This is what I am currently looking out at from my hotel room - look closely and you can see some air con units on top of the some of the buildings in the foreground. Disgraceful. I would complain to the front desk, but what's the point? They wouldn't do anything about it as they're too busy fetching my laundry, briging me coffee and fruit platters (too much water melon IMO), sorting out my Spa pass etc etc.
FML. Give me Aberdeen any day! Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: boldie on June 19, 2009, 10:08:14 PM rotflmfao @ this entire thread.
WP Kev, Rod and young Mr Punch. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: The_nun on June 19, 2009, 10:13:06 PM Good post, Kev. I have every sympathy when it comes to hotel room views. This is what I am currently looking out at from my hotel room - look closely and you can see some air con units on top of the some of the buildings in the foreground. Disgraceful. I would complain to the front desk, but what's the point? They wouldn't do anything about it as they're too busy fetching my laundry, briging me coffee and fruit platters (too much water melon IMO), sorting out my Spa pass etc etc. FML. Give me Aberdeen any day! Gold Star. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: bazzabhoy on June 19, 2009, 10:30:47 PM brilliant havn't laughed so much at a post for ages....superb. cant believe your complaining about that quality view m8.... better not say much more till i see my hotel in leeds tomorrow lol
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: boldie on June 19, 2009, 10:32:15 PM brilliant havn't laughed so much at a post for ages....superb. cant believe your complaining about that quality view m8.... better not say much more till i see my hotel in leeds tomorrow lol The thing is...it's probably the best view in Aberdeen! Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: dino1980 on June 19, 2009, 10:57:26 PM If anyone ever does decide to come to Aberdeen to play poker I can definitely reccomend the City Wharf Apartments, about 3 mins walk from the G Casino, £60 a night Saturday/Sunday (£105 during the week i believe). I've got a lounge and a kitchen so much less soul destroying than a hotel. FYL Kev, see you tomorrow at the G.
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: The Admiral on June 19, 2009, 11:12:54 PM amazing kev . you get scottish money in scotland. simply amazing.
as for the receptionist with the halloween mask ,thats ironsides latest conquest. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 20, 2009, 04:26:49 AM weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cashed 3rd in the Nash game, it paid my bar bill and leaves me enough to be freerolling the weekend weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: thetank on June 20, 2009, 04:33:48 AM weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cashed 3rd in the Nash game, it paid my bar bill and leaves me enough to be freerolling the weekend weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee well done How did Laz get on? Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Ironside on June 20, 2009, 06:10:57 AM weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cashed 3rd in the Nash game, it paid my bar bill and leaves me enough to be freerolling the weekend weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee well done How did Laz get on? bubble meanwhile the early exits both made more than 2.5 times the money kev did FHL Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: julian on June 20, 2009, 08:38:17 AM kev,
i'd like see a selection of deep fried delights if at all possible pls. tyvm Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Sheriff Fatman on June 20, 2009, 10:40:10 AM Let's look at this from the other side...... Wee woman working reception in the travel lodge in Aberdeen: "FML I've got the Friday afternoon shift, now instead of just the roughnecks off the rigs, all horned up and gagging for a bevvy, I'll have a few teuchter's from the wilds of Scotland like Elgin coming to the 'Big City' to get pissed/stoned/laid. At least they'll not be arriving for a while and I can get things prepared for them." Door opens - in walks a big balding bloke, one eye going for the messages, the other bringing home the change. Kind of like a cross between: (http://content.imagesocket.com/images/wankerf2e.jpg) and (http://prodigalsun.typepad.com/the_prodigal_sun/images/forestwanderingeye.jpg) "Fuck's sake I think it's trying to speak!!" 'Awight treacle, ow's it going, wanna check me in sharpish so I can get up the apple and pears to me room to get off me plates, get a quick kip, maybe a J Arthur & then get ready to meet me china Ironsides? the name's Shepherd.' "Right, I caught none of that beyond Shepherd, let's have a look, OK, he's booked in (I want to cry now), well he's obviously some kind of care in the community case who cannae speak the language, we can give him the wrecked room, less for him to nick. Only problem is the early check in fee, if he complains gracefully I'll maybe waive it." "OK Sir, I'm sorry but there's a £10 charge for checking in early." 'You're avin a giraffe incha? All the way up the Frog from Lahdahn, on that plane with me farmer Giles giving me gip & you want a tenner to let me check in early? Bloody Sweaties!!' "Right I caught that, he's a sassenach, fuck waiving the fee." "Sorry Sir it's company policy, I don't make the rules". 'Awight then, it's a load of pony, but I'll cough for it, need a bit of shuteye before I meet Ironsides for a ruby & then he said we're off for the 'karaoke', some place called the Sheep Farm - better be good." Kev goes up the stairs, wee woman calls in sick for the weekend. Just read this - sides still hurting. Thanks Rod. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: 810ofclubs on June 20, 2009, 10:55:45 AM epic tread, this has confirmed my gd choice bout playin walsall next week instead!
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: tikay on June 20, 2009, 11:07:16 AM epic tread, this has confirmed my gd choice bout playin walsall next week instead! Hi Toby, There are some comments about you on my Diary thread, pages 925 & 926, here..... http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=25486.13860#top See this, too - some great pics of you at the very start of the photo-montage. Use the Slide-view icon, top right, the pictures are MUCH better, & bigger, in that format. http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=42599.0 Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 20, 2009, 03:16:49 PM This is why I am here http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=42617.0
Join me from 6pm. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 20, 2009, 04:19:07 PM Just having a butchers through the wallet to see what damage occurred last night, was pleasantly surprised... but .... WTF is it with Scottish bank notes...
I had 3 x £5 notes every single one is different , and 5 x £20 notes ... again ALL different ! I think people were winding me up last night saying that the "Jack Nicklaus" fiver was worth a fortune, I must remember to google it. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: booder on June 20, 2009, 04:20:50 PM Is that Meatloaf on the top fiver?
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Dewi_cool on June 20, 2009, 04:24:20 PM Blatant I have £115 brag post imo
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: cambo on June 20, 2009, 04:30:02 PM Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Claw75 on June 20, 2009, 04:30:08 PM here you go Kev - you can double your money!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/jack-nicklaus-five-pound-note_W0QQitemZ260431883335QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Coins_Banknotes_GL?hash=item3ca2f32c47&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12%7C66%3A2%7C39%3A1%7C72%3A1684%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50 Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: xxMAIRxx on June 20, 2009, 04:36:05 PM Brilliant Thread ;tightend; :D, needed a good chuckle!
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Claw75 on June 20, 2009, 04:39:16 PM quite amusing to see that someone has listed the Jack Nicklaus fiver on ebay for £4.99 :)
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: cambo on June 20, 2009, 05:12:18 PM think there was 10 he signed? think those are worth mega cash
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: AlrightJack on June 20, 2009, 05:48:31 PM I am also staying in the same Travelodge as Kev. I arrived last night after aq delayed Easyjet flight from Luton. The intention was to check in quickly, then head out sharpish to meet up with Kev, Ironside and Lazaroonie down at the International for their £30 freezeout. So I arrive at the reception
"Hi, I'm here for three nights, the name's Raab." Guy in his thirties, but not too miserable replied "Nah, got nobody by that name booked in, have you got your reservation slip?" I haven't got it, so I gank up my lappie and log on to my email, to check my reservation. I check the dates of the booking. They are OK. I check they have my name right, they do. I check the name of the Hotel...Travelodge Aberdeen West. FML. That's the one out by the airport. I explain the situation and ask if I can simply transfer the booking. He calls the central reservations call centre and I speak to one of their reps. They check my booking but can't do anything about is as it has been booked through another agency. Its almost 9pm so there's no way the other agency is open now to call and sort it out. I end up paying for another room myself and will call the other agency in the morning to sort it out. By the time I get to the casino I've almost been blinded away. I arrive during the 300-600 level and have just over 8 big blinds left. I ended up finishing seventh and only played three hands in the entire tournament. One was a double up with pocket eights against a local with K-Q. I flopped trips and turned a boat. The next hand I played was on the final table. Holding A-9 of clubs I moved all in UTG with about 4,000 chips and Kolchester Kiv called me with jacks, the mug. Obviously I rivered a flush on him, much to his disapproval. I was busted not long afterwards when Lazaroonie took me out with pocket fives against my A-K. I then joined Ironside on the blackjack table, which was much more fun than the hotel shenaningans or the poker. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 20, 2009, 05:51:38 PM across the road from the casino is the "Sheriff's court" .... I didnt see any horses tbh, but im hopefull of seeing a posse ;)
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 20, 2009, 05:52:12 PM Aberdeen G casino
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: pokerfan on June 21, 2009, 02:34:06 PM I am also staying in the same Travelodge as Kev. I arrived last night after aq delayed Easyjet flight from Luton. The intention was to check in quickly, then head out sharpish to meet up with Kev, Ironside and Lazaroonie down at the International for their £30 freezeout. So I arrive at the reception Ive had the same problem about 10 times with these muppets, when you book through an agency for whatever reason it doesnt go directly in to the system but the confirmation will be there behind the counter somewhere on an A4 size print."Hi, I'm here for three nights, the name's Raab." Guy in his thirties, but not too miserable replied "Nah, got nobody by that name booked in, have you got your reservation slip?" I haven't got it, so I gank up my lappie and log on to my email, to check my reservation. I check the dates of the booking. They are OK. I check they have my name right, they do. I check the name of the Hotel...Travelodge Aberdeen West. FML. That's the one out by the airport. I explain the situation and ask if I can simply transfer the booking. He calls the central reservations call centre and I speak to one of their reps. They check my booking but can't do anything about is as it has been booked through another agency. Its almost 9pm so there's no way the other agency is open now to call and sort it out. I end up paying for another room myself and will call the other agency in the morning to sort it out. By the time I get to the casino I've almost been blinded away. I arrive during the 300-600 level and have just over 8 big blinds left. I ended up finishing seventh and only played three hands in the entire tournament. One was a double up with pocket eights against a local with K-Q. I flopped trips and turned a boat. The next hand I played was on the final table. Holding A-9 of clubs I moved all in UTG with about 4,000 chips and Kolchester Kiv called me with jacks, the mug. Obviously I rivered a flush on him, much to his disapproval. I was busted not long afterwards when Lazaroonie took me out with pocket fives against my A-K. I then joined Ironside on the blackjack table, which was much more fun than the hotel shenaningans or the poker. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 22, 2009, 05:02:55 PM Check out the "Harry Hill" interview ...
http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=42620.msg993247#msg993247 Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 22, 2009, 07:23:47 PM Back home in Portsmouth after a fantastic but bloody exhausting trip ... I am so knackered, I cant even be arsed to email a complaint to travelodge yet.
Friday .. After the nightmare that was "The" Hotel room, things rapidly got better. I headed off to the International casino (known locally as "The Nash") where I was to meet Laz, Iron and Tank and play the £30 freeze out, The plan was to play the comp loosely, get busted, have a few beers and head off to find some more ale and entertainment .. sounded like a good plan but never happened ! The comp got 32 runners and my starting table saw me sat with both Laz AND Iron ... fml. Tank wasn't playing as he was taking his Mrs to the flicks, I got to meet her later ... Jess was her name, far too good for tank, god knows how he pulled her !! Anyway ... back to the comp, Iron was playing like a complete novice ... and Laz eventually busted him, to be fair, it was only a matter of "when", not "If" Jon Raab turned up late and managed to get in to the comp, Iron was already out by the time Jon sat down LOL standard. Long story short, both Laz, Jon and myself made the final, but with only 4 places to be paid it would obviously be the strongest players that made the money ... The Nash added £40 to the prizepool to make it a total of £1k ... and despite Raab cracking my JJ with his A9, i managed to make the last 4 ... Both Laz and Jon fell short. We were playing for £400 for 1st then £300, £200, £100 .... I managed to get 3 handed before re shoving AQ into some numpty who had raised K9 and felt he had to call even though passing would have kept him in the chip lead with me just a bit behind ... he binks the 9 and I am out for £200, Oh well, paid the bar bill.... Laz and I had been on a bit of a mission and the drinks had been flowing all night !! ... so to come out of it with a nice bit of profit was a great result :) 1 comp played in the Nash, 1 podium finish ... I think I might just retire now and protect my record ;) Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 22, 2009, 07:34:55 PM THE INTERNATIONAL "Nash" Casino & Cardroom.
What a place this is ... Those of you that have been to the Fitz in Dublin will have some idea about what this place is like, the atmosphere is great, the customer service is just brilliant, and the staff are fantastic. John (Legionnaire on blonde) is one of the top suits there, and he welcomed me to the place with a Large JD & Ginger and a tour of the place ... which was nice ;) Every member of staff I spoke to was smiley and friendly ... jeeeees, if only people realised that happy, friendly staff make customers come back again and again then some places might not be struggling for footfall. The Nash has it spot on. I have a few photos to post up which were taken last night there ... After we had finished at the "G" , we headed back to the Nash to unwind and have a few beers, and partake of the best buffet I have ever seen a casino put on for its punters TOTALLY FREE OF CHARGE (more on that in the next post) If you are ever in Aberdeen, make sure you head down Market street and pay the Nash a visit, trust me, you will not be disappointed !! Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 22, 2009, 08:12:21 PM John from The International Casino Aberdeen
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 22, 2009, 08:17:52 PM Yvonne & Claire
Yvonne is the lady responsible for the best buffets in the world :) Yesterday I had Stovies & Oatcakes for the first time in my life ... I loved it ! And the midnight buffet ... well what can I say, This was a selection of what was on offer ... Stovies Home made steak pie Macaroni cheese Fresh fish battered Chilli a selection of sausage rolls/pork pies/yorkshire puds chips roast taters and I have probably forgotten a load more Remember this is all complimentary and available to ALL customers. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 22, 2009, 08:22:45 PM Claire .. barmaid and ex burlesque model :)
Turns out that she was at erotica last year to see Dita Von Teese ... well thats a coincidence, so was I ... so we had plenty to talk about ;) Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 22, 2009, 08:24:34 PM Bit of blonde advertising in the card room ... it all helps :)
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 22, 2009, 08:27:22 PM Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 22, 2009, 08:31:40 PM The final table of last nights £75 freeze out ... and a few of the regs/card room
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 22, 2009, 08:33:44 PM Iron & his new girlfriend Olga
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: KarmaDope on June 22, 2009, 08:36:42 PM The final table of last nights £75 freeze out ... and a few of the regs/card room It looks like a really good, well run cardroom - pity that most of us can't get to it. Definitely looks like a must visit if ever up there. I can see a BB up there soon... Only gripe from your pics Kev, are the chips them horrible plastic ones or decent weighted clay ones? They look plastic-ky from the pics. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 22, 2009, 08:39:46 PM Decent chips mate, No point asking Iron, he is never involved long enough to get a feel for them !!
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: KarmaDope on June 22, 2009, 08:51:24 PM Decent chips mate, No point asking Iron, he is never involved long enough to get a feel for them !! Can't complain then! Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: TightEnd on June 22, 2009, 08:54:30 PM Pics of Pittordrie?
nice thread Kev Looking forward to the Walsall thread!! Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 22, 2009, 09:00:34 PM Pics of Pittordrie? nice thread Kev Looking forward to the Walsall thread!! Iron offered to drive me to the ground so I could take pics yesterday, But it would have meant I missed a couple of beers ... sorry mate :D I did manage to catch a glimpse of it as the plane took off, though it was through my fingers. me and plane take offs don't get on at all ! Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 22, 2009, 09:10:20 PM Going back to John, he certainly knows the score ... There are 4 casinos in Aberdeen and if you want to keep ahead of the opposition, you have to make an effort.
John showed me a Mahjong room which is away from the casino area, Chinese TV piped in and a little lounge area.. of course they have to walk right past the roulette terminals and black jack tables every time they go to the loo or to the bar ;) The main thing John and the rest of the guys at the Nash excel at is "Customer Service" ... nothing is too much trouble and he and the team give the impression that they actually care about the place, their jobs and their customers ... an all too rare commodity in the public service industry these days imo. I had an amazing time in Aberdeen ... Brace yourself everyone, because I will be back (although staying in a different Hotel) LOL Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 22, 2009, 09:11:32 PM The final table of last nights £75 freeze out ... and a few of the regs/card room It looks like a really good, well run cardroom - pity that most of us can't get to it. Definitely looks like a must visit if ever up there. I can see a BB up there soon... Only gripe from your pics Kev, are the chips them horrible plastic ones or decent weighted clay ones? They look plastic-ky from the pics. Oh trust me, I will be lobbying for it HARD !! Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 22, 2009, 09:34:53 PM this was the plane i flew in !
(http://www.flyglasgowdirect.co.uk/gjecu34.jpg) Soooooo noisy, I had a blinding head ache when i got off. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 22, 2009, 10:09:41 PM I might even post a pic of my Jack Nicklaus fiver tomorrow :D
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Claw75 on June 23, 2009, 12:26:27 PM nice report Kev :)up
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 23, 2009, 01:08:22 PM Complaint letter is done ...
I stayed at the Aberdeen Central travelodge on the dates given. I am not sure where to start to be honest, because merely stating that the room was a disgrace doesn't even begin to fully describe my experience of your hotel. On arrival I was met by probably the grumpiest, unhelpful and ignorant person I have ever encountered, the fact that she was working in a customer facing role just beggars belief .. I was left waiting for upwards of 20 minutes at reception while she was going backwards and forwards from reception moaning and groaning about not being able to find a key for the bin store or something, never once acknowledging me standing there with 3 bags waiting to check in.. I eventually got lucky, she found the key, did what she needed to do and FINALLY acknowledged my presence. I was early to check in and was told that I could not check in, or leave any bags there while I went for something to eat and drink and return at 3pm to check in .. I was informed that I could check in early for the price of £10 which I did, and was given the key card for room 308. The receipt for the early check in confirms the "receptionist" as 112017/SMITHG1 My invoice number GB0112-2597 On arrival at my room the first thing that struck me was the state of the windows, seriously I thought we were in a black out zone until I realised that it was in fact just dirt and grime on BOTH sides of the glass ! . That quickly paled into insignificance when i saw the radiator leaning against the wall in front of the exposed bracket where it had fallen from, The radiator was still attached to the socket (which was also falling off the wall) by a white cable with wires clearly exposed. I thought I would pop into the bathroom to use the facilities after my long journey and prolonged visit to your reception area, I noticed the bathroom door had a large hole kicked into it and to be honest with you, I thought perhaps I had mistakenly walked into a squat by mistake, but no, further checks confirmed that this was indeed room 308 of the Aberdeen Central Travelodge. I did not unpack, I thought i would just turn the TV on to check the time so I could keep a record of the time of my complaint, a good idea I thought... well it would have been had there been a remote control for the television anywhere in the room ! So, off I trot to reception armed with a list of faults and unsatisfactory conditions, dreading the fact that I had to face the receptionist from hell.. I was somewhat relieved to find that she was not there and had been replaed by a gentleman who at least could look me in the eye and communicate with me properly. What happened next stunned me into silence, on advising him of the state of my room, he replied "thankyou for telling us, we did not know about the radiator, but the hole in the bathroom door has been there for some weeks now, I dont know why it has not been repaired" .. he issued me with a remote control and after making a list of my complaints, he remarked "I will get these seen to, but our handyman is not in until Monday" . At no time was I offered a room change, or an apology for the state of my room, To say I was shocked is an understatement. I have photographs of the said problems, I will of course provide these to you, I am sending an exact copy to your press department to, in which i will attach the photographs. I expect to be compensated for the shoddy and unsatisfactory conditions that I had to endure for 3 nights, and await your response accordingly. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: cia260895 on June 23, 2009, 01:14:18 PM ffs stop moaning ya gr8 big poof,there are people in this world that would of snatched your right arm off to have had the chance to stay where you did.
and they were probably squatting in the bin store........... Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 23, 2009, 01:21:27 PM Jon Raab ...
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7NFIgpTsGk Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: sweet potata! on June 23, 2009, 01:28:14 PM Solid complaints there Kev. Nh Wp
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: tikay on June 23, 2009, 01:31:33 PM this was the plane i flew in ! (http://www.flyglasgowdirect.co.uk/gjecu34.jpg) Soooooo noisy, I had a blinding head ache when i got off. When BMI cancelled my EMA-Edinburgh Flight, I had to endure an identical FlyBe Aircraft Kev - it's a Bombadier Dash 8. Propellors, pram wheels for Landing Gear, & very bumpy. So small inside - how did you fit in? - & not an experience I much enjoyed. But they are quite safe - I gather they don't crash very often. Just the once, as a rule. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 23, 2009, 01:48:28 PM The now famous Jack Nicklaus fiver ..
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 23, 2009, 02:42:46 PM Had the automated response to the complaint ... at least I know they have it now.
I just want to let you know that your email has successfully reached us, and we promise to be back in touch as soon as possible. Thank you Kind regards Quality Management Team Travelodge Hotels Ltd Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: phatomch on June 23, 2009, 02:59:00 PM The now famous Jack Nicklaus fiver .. http://www.jacksnote.com/ Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 23, 2009, 03:10:57 PM The now famous Jack Nicklaus fiver .. http://www.jacksnote.com/ LOL nice site, but ebay list them for much much less ... I have decided to keep mine as a souvenir anyway ... might even get it framed. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Claw75 on June 23, 2009, 03:15:16 PM The now famous Jack Nicklaus fiver .. http://www.jacksnote.com/ LOL nice site, but ebay list them for much much less ... I have decided to keep mine as a souvenir anyway ... might even get it framed. lol - two million of them out there. Presumed they would be a bit rarer than that! Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: lazaroonie on June 23, 2009, 03:15:24 PM The now famous Jack Nicklaus fiver .. you could try spending it...that would be novel... http://www.jacksnote.com/ LOL nice site, but ebay list them for much much less ... I have decided to keep mine as a souvenir anyway ... might even get it framed. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 23, 2009, 03:19:07 PM LOL spent loads on Friday night, would have spent more, but you couldn't keep the pace and staggered off to your hotel room.
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: lazaroonie on June 23, 2009, 03:22:20 PM LOL spent loads on Friday night, would have spent more, but you couldn't keep the pace and staggered off to your hotel room. did I tell you how nice it was ? seemed a shame not to use it.... Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: sweet potata! on June 23, 2009, 03:36:08 PM They're appears to be a couple of messages vamooosed from earlier on. It's almost as if it didn't happen.Amazing
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Claw75 on June 23, 2009, 03:42:54 PM They're appears to be a couple of messages vamooosed from earlier on. It's almost as if it didn't happen.Amazing we deleted them ourselves - would have been a shame for this great thread to get sidetracked. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: sweet potata! on June 23, 2009, 03:48:15 PM Shamefully i had checked it earlier and came back hoping for a full out slanging match. Tut tut never materialised.Oh well nevermind!
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Claw75 on June 23, 2009, 03:49:38 PM Shamefully i had checked it earlier and came back hoping for a full out slanging match. Tut tut never materialised.Oh well nevermind! lol sorry to disappoint, but we sorted it out like grown-ups ;) Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: cia260895 on June 23, 2009, 03:55:23 PM Shamefully i had checked it earlier and came back hoping for a full out slanging match. Tut tut never materialised.Oh well nevermind! lol sorry to disappoint, but we sorted it out like grown-ups ;) thats right we argued backwards and forwards between pm's then decided i was right all along ;) Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Claw75 on June 23, 2009, 03:58:17 PM Shamefully i had checked it earlier and came back hoping for a full out slanging match. Tut tut never materialised.Oh well nevermind! lol sorry to disappoint, but we sorted it out like grown-ups ;) thats right we argued backwards and forwards between pm's then decided i was right all along ;) ::) yes dear! Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: SuperJez on June 23, 2009, 05:44:32 PM Solid complaints kev, I really hope they refund you there mate, you couldnt have picked a worse place to stay :(
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 23, 2009, 05:52:38 PM Solid complaints kev, I really hope they refund you there mate, you couldnt have picked a worse place to stay :( tbh the least i would accept is a full refund, although looking at their web site, they give "Evouchers" which you can use for future stays ... I doubt i would be ever using them in Aberdeen LOL Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Claw75 on June 23, 2009, 05:57:26 PM Solid complaints kev, I really hope they refund you there mate, you couldnt have picked a worse place to stay :( tbh the least i would accept is a full refund, although looking at their web site, they give "Evouchers" which you can use for future stays ... I doubt i would be ever using them in Aberdeen LOL if they do offer you vouchers make sure they're transferrable, then you can flog em on ebay :)up Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: AndrewT on June 23, 2009, 05:59:42 PM I hope they give you a full refund Kev
and send it to you in Scottish money Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: boldie on June 23, 2009, 09:05:37 PM rotflmfao
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 24, 2009, 05:41:05 PM another holding reply ...
Dear Mr Shepherd Thank you for your recent correspondence into our Press Office. Due to the nature of your complaint I will be sending this over to the hotel manager and district manager for investigation. They can then rectify the issues raised and resolve your complaint. We will be in contact in due course. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: suzanne on June 24, 2009, 06:42:07 PM Solid complaints kev, I really hope they refund you there mate, you couldnt have picked a worse place to stay :( The travelodge next to the Western takes some beating but I think you managed it with the view :D Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: I KNOW IT on June 24, 2009, 07:12:35 PM Why didnt you keep a reciept of anyone Scottish buying you a drink, surely that would have been worth more than the fiver youve got
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Ironside on June 25, 2009, 12:16:52 AM Why didnt you keep a reciept of anyone Scottish buying you a drink, surely that would have been worth more than the fiver youve got yeah like i've never bought you a drink before Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: I KNOW IT on June 25, 2009, 12:24:45 AM Why didnt you keep a reciept of anyone Scottish buying you a drink, surely that would have been worth more than the fiver youve got yeah like i've never bought you a drink before The receipt is going on Ebay any day now ;) Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: MKKfish on June 25, 2009, 02:01:55 PM Kev - count your blessings... when I first came up here I spent ten weeks commuting each Sunday/Friday staying in that there 'hotel' during the week :(
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 25, 2009, 08:16:53 PM Kev - count your blessings... when I first came up here I spent ten weeks commuting each Sunday/Friday staying in that there 'hotel' during the week :( Not heard anything today ... probably too busy redecorating LOL Do you think I should threaten to send the photos to Environmental Health or something ? Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Dingdell on June 25, 2009, 08:30:48 PM Kev - count your blessings... when I first came up here I spent ten weeks commuting each Sunday/Friday staying in that there 'hotel' during the week :( Not heard anything today ... probably too busy redecorating LOL Do you think I should threaten to send the photos to Environmental Health or something ? Is this going to turn into a FACT! thread?? Give them a minute to have a look at it - send a memo - get a memo back etc etc. If nothing heard by this time next week then go in all guns blazing. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 25, 2009, 08:44:50 PM Yeah, I meant after a week Trace ... depending on what they come back with.
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: glorious on June 29, 2009, 05:33:10 PM John recommended the Carmelite hotel (http://www.carmelitehotels.com/) to me when I was running Office Poker up there in April - 2 blocks over from the Nash - I had a basic room which did fine for the 4 hours I slept in it. Got a good deal as well. :)
Just a wee tip for when you return to the Nash ;) Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: matt674 on June 29, 2009, 08:49:37 PM Kev - count your blessings... when I first came up here I spent ten weeks commuting each Sunday/Friday staying in that there 'hotel' during the week :( Not heard anything today ... probably too busy redecorating LOL Do you think I should threaten to send the photos to Environmental Health or something ? Is this going to turn into a FACT! thread?? Give them a minute to have a look at it - send a memo - get a memo back etc etc. If nothing heard by this time next week then go in all guns blazing. looking at the pics kev posted i think whoever stayed in the room before him already went in all guns blazing :D Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 30, 2009, 04:00:53 PM Well I have had a reply ... nicely presented and spell checked before sending obviously !!
Dear Mr Shepherd Many thanks for your recent feedback regrdaing your stay at Aberdeen Central. I apologise that on this occassion our standards have not been maintained and you experienced a disappointing stay at the hotel. We have adressed your concerns with the bedroom including the maintainance issues and the missing items. I have also picked up with the individuals concerned who failed to rectify your issues in a timely manner, this will be dealt with internally. I want to offer you a full refund and would appreciate it if you could call to arrange this, we do not hold customer credit card numbers at site. Kindest Regards Should I just accept a full refund to my card, or push for a bit extra on top ? I am minded to just accept tbh ... thoughts ? Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: The_nun on June 30, 2009, 04:05:51 PM Full refund and a promise of a free nights stay at another hotel to prove they are not all shit holes.
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: The_nun on June 30, 2009, 04:07:04 PM Full refund and a promise of a free nights stay at another hotel to prove they are not all shit holes. Plus you have to emphasize the fact that you are in a new position that requires frequent stays in hotels across the UK. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Rod Paradise on June 30, 2009, 04:12:53 PM Take the refund and don't be greedy!!!
Although Tighty will want it back as you've not had the expenses Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: SuperJez on June 30, 2009, 04:18:41 PM Take the refund mate, its more than a fair resolution.
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 30, 2009, 04:19:47 PM Take the refund and don't be greedy!!! Although Tighty will want it back as you've not had the expenses LOL if it goes back to my card, the credit card company will swallow it ! Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: thetank on June 30, 2009, 04:28:50 PM Fight the power. ;tk;
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: TightEnd on June 30, 2009, 04:31:45 PM Take the refund and don't be greedy!!! Although Tighty will want it back as you've not had the expenses LOL if it goes back to my card, the credit card company will swallow it ! should go back to blonde Poker Ltd, surely? ;scarymoment; Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: ripple11 on June 30, 2009, 04:36:25 PM Take the refund mate, its more than a fair resolution. ....and surprised you got that much out of them! Well played ;applause; Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on June 30, 2009, 04:44:27 PM Take the refund and don't be greedy!!! Although Tighty will want it back as you've not had the expenses LOL if it goes back to my card, the credit card company will swallow it ! should go back to blonde Poker Ltd, surely? ;scarymoment; blonde poker LTD didn't have to stay in that toilet for 3 nights ;) .... look on it as compensation and be thankful I am not suing you for the emotional distress ;) Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: The_nun on June 30, 2009, 04:47:35 PM Take the refund and don't be greedy!!! Although Tighty will want it back as you've not had the expenses LOL if it goes back to my card, the credit card company will swallow it ! should go back to blonde Poker Ltd, surely? ;scarymoment; blonde poker LTD didn't have to stay in that toilet for 3 nights ;) .... look on it as compensation and be thankful I am not suing you for the emotional distress ;) Was the bed that bad you had to sleep in the loo? Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: Colchester Kev on July 09, 2010, 09:31:33 AM Shameless bump because I remember this trip with great fondness. And also to express my sadness at the closing of the "Nash" casino :(
Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: dino1980 on July 10, 2010, 12:26:14 AM Shameless bump because I remember this trip with great fondness. And also to express my sadness at the closing of the "Nash" casino :( +1 the stovies rockedAlso wonder if the drunken trawlerman has paid a return visit. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: lazaroonie on July 14, 2010, 11:21:56 PM great great memories...I had missed the thread about the nash closing down. not such great news.
anyway, this should be in BoB. Title: Re: FML, I am in the Colonies ! Post by: MKKfish on July 16, 2010, 12:11:15 PM Shameless bump because I remember this trip with great fondness. And also to express my sadness at the closing of the "Nash" casino :( +1 the stovies rockedAlso wonder if the drunken trawlerman has paid a return visit. lol Pete, (the drunken trawlerman), was back in town and is fast becoming a legend. Also having destroyed a feckin great steak 'n chips he hoovered up whatever was left on anyone elses plate, including my soggy fish skins yecch! |