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They shouldn't be on this board anyway.

Right to the point, i need someone to try and work out a realistic price for this bet:

It's simple really i have until i am 30, 24th Sep 2012, to bed a very famous celeb, not some mickey mouse soap star or anything. They have to be fit as well, however they can make up for being slightly less fit by being ridic famous and vice versa.

Please help! Cheers.

mathematicians haven't invented this number yet I'm afraid

juuuune lay me the bet then plz

clearly i am looking to back the bet, just ramping to get a better price off the layers, obv

shrewd!

100/1

You havent stated if this 'fit celeb' will be male/female so I have spent the last few hours calculating the odds for both

Male - evens
Female - 25000000000000/1

If you do 10 of these it should still count.

Sorry it was in original discussion, female only.

Does she have to be famous when you bed her or can she become famous later as long as it's before your deadline?

Famous at time of bedding.

I aint joking by the way if people wanna lay a price and a max liability please post, if its worthwhile i will give it a go.

ok few stipulations needed I think here bud: -

clarify "famous"
how will proof be required / proven?
will your mrs be involved? Know about the quest?

Ill give u a price so long as you dont want stupid money on it, maybe a piece of artwork ;)

Really have to clarify whether she has to be attractive or not. I reckon I could probably drill Jo Brand or Susan Boyle with minimum ease (that's not me putting my own challenge out there, I'm just saying I would really dispute paying Flushy out if he nailed a real moose who happened to be famous).

do uber famous porn stars count?, or is this some prelude to Flushy dieing to tell us he smacked Jordon whilst ball bagged or something?

just lol

Its such a shame Flushy has a girlfriend, because this prop bet would be legendary with a single guy who would take it seriously. Maybe Amatay should have a go?

Porn Stars deffo dont count, you can just cash in your reward points on swank poker to do that

'Famous' female poker players or poker presenters dont count (Other than Shannon Elizabth or Tilly obv)

Yeah Kara Scott lives to close to Flushy for my liking

Is there someone lined up we dont already know about?

Are we talking 'bed' or 'please'?

Don't you have a girlfriend?

I'd like to see the odds on that one.

I hope this bet doesn't become common knowledge Flushy otherwise one of the lads off The Inbetweeners will stand a better chance of winning the bet ;D

He cant nail one of the lads from the inbetweeners either

Maybe she realised she was batting well below her average?

This thread is brilliant.

Definitely be looking to bet on it. Only if Blatch gives prices so we can try and hurt him.

Love that Flushy actually clarified that it wouldn't be a male!

Also, let's get the Amatay involved in a separate one of these bets somehow.

I would have to know you personally to lay a price. So many variables, you appear to have the monies to get into the right bars, restaurants, clubs etc. Also I have no idea what your chat is like with the ladies.

I would lay the majority of my mates 250/1 (maybe more) on this, but i think you have a better shot than that. Maybe about the 25 to 50/1 mark maybe fair.

Are you allowed to directly pay her?

Perhaps to solve issues of what constitutes famous and what constitutes fit, a definitive list could be drawn up beforehand. Names could be added to the list and taken away accordingly.

The Fuckit List

I am happy to act as independent arbiter of fame.

If the bet happens, a panel of judges would be needed imo.

I'll be the new Eric Morley.

Surely if she's fit and famous it's worth giving it a go anyway?

Happy to be a judge, how do we know you did it?

Photos ftw?

thats a bit strong, surely only the girl would know how good he is

Lots of mini Flushies running around Brighton by July 24th 2013 or it didn't happen.

does waynetta count .

My first ruling would be Katharine Jenkins definitely counts

My manifesto to be Eric Morley ends

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGSc1hK-Z54

Fine set of lungs.

Sue Barker counts too imo

lol

oopsy.

*cries*

 ;iagree;

I assume
1. It will be consensual
2. Necrophilia doesn't count

Does she have to be still breathing?

No way I would lay this bet, for a man of means living in the south east of England this should be very achievable, single figure odds IMO.

Didn't read OP properly, just saw the bit about no soap stars, I'll assume this also applies to reality stars and models. Odds lengthening.

lol Robert great minds..

theres barely any point doing the bet

I don't about your taste in women, but Flushy getting it on with a dead person would just fail on the "fit" rule.

Not if your keep her in the fridge.

I cant work out if necrophilia would be classed as consensual or not, you'd have to be running pretty bad to get a knockback from a corpse.

I always like to crack open a cold one, what else are fridges for????

just lol

Love Sue Barker. Her and Fern Britton in a sex sandwich. mmmm delish!

And warm up her lady bits with a hot water bottle before the deed.

If you can post pics of you tea bagging anne robinson by this date, i'll give you odds of 1,000/1









max bet 7p

Where are all these famous fit birds in Brighton I want to know flushy ? or you going out further afield ?

haha,  what a crazy thread.   Are you going to write a seduction guide after you succeed outlining your methods?     James Dempsey's guide to dating success with celebs.   

How will you be able to prove you were successful?   


good luck

There's a particular strain of Gohnorrhea that you can only catch from A-listers, fit B-listers and super fit C-listers .

if i remember correctly gemma atkinson gave alot of the camera crew on hollyoaks chlamydia

How did I miss this thread?

What odds are ou looking for?

I think I would not be too disappointed though

Agreed, seems like a +EV trade to me.

 ;popcorn;