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Am interested in any ideas/anecdotes that I could use to spice up a standard Stag pub crawl. The best man is a douche so is unlikely to bring any ammunition so thought I'd take it upon myself. A simple search for 'Stag Night Ideas' doesn't provide anything amazing tbh.

TIA

How about going for a meal and then a couple of pints?

Stag nights pranks are overrated and naff imo.

Keith talks such sense.












(Sometimes)

I think Sheriff Fatman is the expert in these matters...

Just saw Rodney in his wedding episode of OFAH come in de-bagged with an L plate on his boxers.

Add in a few drinks & a Kebab - hilarious imo

turbo shandies and jaegerbombs should liven the spirit of most

Leather skirts all round and a competition to see who can get the most lipstick on their bum.

I'm just recovering from a friend's stag party yesterday. Great fun. In the day we did clay pigeon shooting (I appear to be something of a natural at this) and go-karting, then in the evening curry, pub crawl, and a club.

The best part of the evening was playing Bingo. Each player was given a grid containing 25 different tasks (e.g. ask a random girl to give you her bra then wear it on your head for 1 minute = achieved, though not by me alas;) and so on. Once each row, column, or diagonal was complete the stag had to do the task associated with that row - the first one being wearing nothing but a Borat-stylee 'mankini' from the restaurant to the next pub (1 km walk, and cue huge amounts of abuse from the general public).

Absolute class :D

We're not all old and boring though

first thing is to spike groom with viagra then a few pints and off to strip club then out for the night

And that is just the first thing

ok, so I'm thinking some sort of game where the stag has to do a dare at every boozer, like the mankini idea.

More dare suggestions required please...

I agree, so that must make me young and boring :(

Cheap flight to the Ukraine then an afternoon of target shooting with AK-47s and an evening of young, attractive and nubile reasonably priced prostitutes.

Camel's and Swordpoker's ideas sound cool too.

Then next day, play EPT Kiev.

Sorted.

Best i've ever heard!

A friend on mine went on one last year in Latvia. They arrived and had an amazing first night, drinks, blubbing etc. Second night is where it got good. The best man had hired a company to play a prank. 4 latvians in a big van pull up beside them, jumped out in balaclavas and kidnap the groom. The groom was taken around in a van, shiting himself for an hour. After the hour he was taken into a room with a scarf over his eyes, stripped naked, and tied to a chair while being shouted at in Latvian. they take the blind fold off and all his mates are there cheering with 2 strippers who start to give him a dance. Haha, awesome.

Its mine next year, they've been warned

Depends on if the groom is the sort who'll find being humiliated funny.

If he is then humiliate away. Mankini's, dresses whatever, the worse the better.

If he's more likely to be terrified at the prospect of being shown up in public then Tank's AK47 + strippers / hookers plan sounds perfect.

If I was organising a stag do I'd want to make it the perfect weekend for the stag. Try to cater for whatever you think he'll enjoy and thank you for forever for organsing. If the stag happens to be Camel or Red-Dog then a meal and a couple of pints would be absolutely perfect.

no it doesnt, infact the more he hates it the funnier it is for everyone else.

Watch "The Hangover"

Best stag weekend ever by the looks of it.

Stag night solved - book this stripper.

http://www.theage.com.au/national/best-man-allegedly-raped-by-stripper-at-buckx2019s-night-20090729-e1l0.html

I dont understand the crime  :dontask:

dont get married go on a stag life