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Title: HSBC Fraud Prevention Team
Post by: Horneris on July 27, 2009, 01:40:14 PM
= Biggest Rub Down artists ever.

FACT.

INDIAN GUY "we just wanted to check a few transactions with you and have blocked youre card in the meantime"

INDIAN GUY "in the last few days you have transactions of £600 Betfair, £200 Ladbrokes, £100 Gala Coral, £200 Stan James, £150 William Hill" and carries on for a few minutes with more and more.

ME "yes im perfectly aware iv done my net worth, ty for the reminder now die"



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Title: Re: HSBC Fraud Prevention Team
Post by: StuartHopkin on July 27, 2009, 01:45:17 PM
lol

I have had one of those very similar but a couple of the transactions were even more embarassing  ;)


Title: Re: HSBC Fraud Prevention Team
Post by: GreekStein on July 27, 2009, 01:47:01 PM
= Biggest Rub Down artists ever.

FACT.

INDIAN GUY "we just wanted to check a few transactions with you and have blocked youre card in the meantime"

INDIAN GUY "in the last few days you have transactions of £600 Betfair, £200 Ladbrokes, £100 Gala Coral, £200 Stan James, £150 William Hill" and carries on for a few minutes with more and more.

ME "yes im perfectly aware iv done my net worth, ty for the reminder now die"



slksadlsdl;ksdkl;sd;lksd;lksd;lkl;sdl;sd
= Biggest Rub Down artists ever.

FACT.

INDIAN GUY "we just wanted to check a few transactions with you and have blocked youre card in the meantime"

INDIAN GUY "in the last few days you have transactions of £600 Betfair, £200 Ladbrokes, £150 Toni & Guy, £100 Gala Coral, £200 Stan James, £150 William Hill" and carries on for a few minutes with more and more.

ME "yes im perfectly aware iv done my net worth, ty for the reminder now die"



slksadlsdl;ksdkl;sd;lksd;lksd;lkl;sdl;sd

FYP.


Title: Re: HSBC Fraud Prevention Team
Post by: boldie on July 27, 2009, 02:57:50 PM
I lol'ed.

I sure love banks.


Title: Re: HSBC Fraud Prevention Team
Post by: lucky_scrote on July 27, 2009, 03:14:34 PM
If you can't get premier pay for plus, you won't get an indian guy on the phone. Worth the money imo.


Title: Re: HSBC Fraud Prevention Team
Post by: GreekStein on July 27, 2009, 03:36:55 PM
racist ban


Title: Re: HSBC Fraud Prevention Team
Post by: StuartHopkin on July 27, 2009, 03:48:00 PM
If you can't get premier pay for plus, you won't get an indian guy on the phone. Worth the money imo.

My mum and dad are Indian
Its people like you that keep them unemployed


Title: Re: HSBC Fraud Prevention Team
Post by: Longy on July 27, 2009, 04:16:22 PM
I get this exact call about a month ago and said yeah that all seems right. The Indian guy on the other end started laughing.


Title: Re: HSBC Fraud Prevention Team
Post by: GreekStein on July 27, 2009, 04:32:57 PM
The most tilting thing by a country mile about these calls with/from Indian call centres is that every single lying bstard claims to be called 'Tim West or Frederick Collins'.



Title: Re: HSBC Fraud Prevention Team
Post by: boldie on July 27, 2009, 04:39:33 PM
The most tilting thing by a country mile about these calls with/from Indian call centres is that every single lying bstard claims to be called 'Tim West or Frederick Collins'.


I always claim to be Apu


Title: Re: HSBC Fraud Prevention Team
Post by: thetank on July 27, 2009, 04:42:30 PM
= Biggest Rub Down artists ever.

FACT.

INDIAN GUY "we just wanted to check a few transactions with you and have blocked youre card in the meantime"

INDIAN GUY "in the last few days you have transactions of £600 Betfair, £200 Ladbrokes, £100 Gala Coral, £200 Stan James, £150 William Hill" and carries on for a few minutes with more and more.

ME "yes im perfectly aware iv done my net worth, ty for the reminder now die"



slksadlsdl;ksdkl;sd;lksd;lksd;lkl;sdl;sd

 rotflmfao


Title: Re: HSBC Fraud Prevention Team
Post by: GreekStein on July 27, 2009, 04:44:21 PM
The most tilting thing by a country mile about these calls with/from Indian call centres is that every single lying bstard claims to be called 'Tim West or Frederick Collins'.


I always claim to be Apu

Normally when I answer the phone I ask them who they're after and make them repeat my 21 letter long full greek name about 12 times before they get it right and then say, 'oh, sorry, he's not in'.


Title: Re: HSBC Fraud Prevention Team
Post by: boldie on July 27, 2009, 04:44:45 PM
The most tilting thing by a country mile about these calls with/from Indian call centres is that every single lying bstard claims to be called 'Tim West or Frederick Collins'.


I always claim to be Apu

Normally when I answer the phone I ask them who they're after and make them repeat my 21 letter long full greek name about 12 times before they get it right and then say, 'oh, sorry, he's not in'.

lol


Title: Re: HSBC Fraud Prevention Team
Post by: MC on July 27, 2009, 04:45:30 PM
= Biggest Rub Down artists ever.

FACT.

INDIAN GUY "we just wanted to check a few transactions with you and have blocked youre card in the meantime"

INDIAN GUY "in the last few days you have transactions of £600 Betfair, £200 Ladbrokes, £100 Gala Coral, £200 Stan James, £150 William Hill" and carries on for a few minutes with more and more.

ME "yes im perfectly aware iv done my net worth, ty for the reminder now die"

LOL, I've had the same rubdown so many times. You'd think 5 years later they'd understand poker deposits don't constitute suspicious activity on my account, but still they ring. 8am once these bastards rung me. Sigh.


Title: Re: HSBC Fraud Prevention Team
Post by: MC on July 27, 2009, 04:46:05 PM
Normally when I answer the phone I ask them who they're after and make them repeat my 21 letter long full greek name about 12 times before they get it right and then say, 'oh, sorry, he's not in'.

lmao!


Title: Re: HSBC Fraud Prevention Team
Post by: sovietsong on July 31, 2009, 02:29:53 PM
Lol just seen this! Had a call myself- sigh...