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To laugh at your own jokes?

Is this a new game?

o.k i'll go....................NO.

next:

Is it wrong steal your neighbours underwear from their garden and wear it the next day when saying hello to them?

OF COURSE NOT AS LONG AS THEY ARE DRY IT WOULD BE A BIT KINKY THOUGH IF THEY WHERE  STILL WET

no

is it wrong?

(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7436/1639/200/Adultbaby3.2.jpg)

If your neighbour's a woman...........NO

If it's a man..........YES

If you find out your girlfriend has been cheating on you behind your back with your best friend, is it ok to start dating her mum?

Definitely not wrong if dry. wet is just asking for swine flu isn't it?

Ok, here's another

Is it wrong

To squirt white hand cream from the dispenser in the G casino loos into your hand, go back to the poker table and ask the guy sitting next to you - "is this yours? I just found it on my skirt".

ok, quite a simple game but people really aren't getting the rules. please try harder

If you find out your girlfriend has been cheating on you behind your back with your best friend, is it ok to start dating her mum?


Yes - if you count your dad as your best friend.

A picture paints a thousand words yet this one just screams Yes.

Is it wrong.. that shops sell nappies in this size?

lol, theres a lot wrong with this thread, ive got the man-baby image in my head combined with the mouth asking him if he's just ejaculated under the table to which he replies: "well i'm not getting any indoors, my wifes dating my sons best mate".

Is it wrong to buy an £8 piece of prime rump steak from sainsbury's, give it the full treatment then just chuck it in between a couple of pieces of bread and have it as a sandwich?

Yes. If you're gonna do it do it properly and buy fillet.

Is it wrong to take your kids to go and see Stavros Flatley perform live and really enjoy it yourself?

Is it wrong to change my answer to your first question in light of recent evidence?


Might work if I had answered your first question in the same manner as gatso.

Is it wrong to wish liz taylor had died young like Marylin Monroe instead of growing old and getting ugly.

Yes. Is it right to out yourself publicly as a gay man on a poker forum?

so so right

(http://www.sayvilleucc.org/777px-Gay_flag.png)

Can;t see the picture - what is it? You with a handbag? or Joan Collins in her hey day with her arm round Judy Garland?

theres a picture with judy garland AND joan collins, where can i get it?

Er.. You're not are you? I try to make sure all insults or personal comments are deliberate: hate it when one slips out unintentionally.

Which brings us to the next Is It wrong..

To blame someone else if you fart in public?

I've got a pic of judy garland and a small dog if you'd like it

this one?

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3295/2794451030_1fe63ef171.jpg)

how did you get hold of my picture? did boldie give you my address?

he posted it all over his own forum............................so no :(

I would have so given it to Judy Garland in 1939.

I can't watch Wizard of Oz in a room by myself without cracking one off.

This isn't a question, I know full well it's very wrong, I'm changing the format.

changing the format is wrong

God love him, if he was old enough to crack one off in 1939 cut him a bit of slack will ya?

Is it wrong for octagenarians to wank?

is it wrong? wtf else are you gonna do at that age!

It is not wrong for those post a certain age to wank.

It might be wrong for wankers a certain age to post.

where does wanking when posting fall into it?

So long as it's not on the Sabbath I think you're grand.

something always felt wrong about cracking one off to 3 hours worth of eastenders but i did it anyway

is it wrong that I used to like Hermione but now not so much

Yes.

Is it wrong to think you'd rather shag the ginger one from Girls Aloud than Sheryl Cole, even if it's just for novelty value?

Yes!

Is it wrong to stand up to wipe your arse?

It has to be done sometimes so no.

Is it wrong to only buy Andrex quilts as "it makes your bum feel nice"?

No. Expensive loo roll prevents brown finger nail issues.

Is it wrong to use your new puppy if you have no andrex quilted to hand?

nope


Is it wrong that peter andre was in the news for his settlement from a tabloids newspaper then when the news had an advert peter andre was in the adverts banging on about how you can read his story in the news of the world this sunday?

Yes.

Is it wrong to tell people that "one of the reasons we are moving to the Dunfermline area is because Gordon Brown is the MP there and it gives me a better chance of accidentally running the one eyed scottish moron over thereby creating a better Brittain"?

something about scotland and politics or something, fuck knows ::)

Is it wrong thats i think i know but i dont know why?

yes,

Is it wrong to get seriously excited about a "grouting whitener stick" and immediately whiten all the grout in your bathroom as soon as you buy it?

Yes, you've been domesticated, no going back :s

Is it wrong to have a nice £45 meal in a restaurant and then waltz out without paying because the waiter wouldn't stop being overly tactile with your girlfriend last time you ate there?

is it wrong?
































to fart in front of many people?^_^

Yes. Run rather than waltz.

Is it wrong to decide where you buy a house because of a casino, a bookies, & a good chinese takeaway if stuff like schools are shit?

why do you think I want to move to Nottingham?

Is it wrong to think all women should be caged after seeing this video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5sUSMs7k0M&feature=related

bet i am not the only one who moved much closer to the screen during that video

Shakira is amazin, always has been, wow.

She's some girl.

wp

One of my house mates told us he wipes his arse between his legs. is it wrong?

how do we know, you know him, does he lie a lot?

Very wrong. Particularly if you did it in my restaurant. Mainly because our only male waiter is gay, so I feel your argument would not hold up.

I have a restruant brag post imo

is it wrong to do the shake n' vac?

No, not if you need to put the freshness back. Is it wrong to feel sexually attracted to the Shake n' Vac woman even though she's twice your age and even barmier than Barry Scott?

Very wrong !!


Is it wrong to wait until the very last minute before going for a dump ?

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8CTscW3dpI Ouch. I may reconsider. Was probably about 14 the first time round tho..

Yep.. Song's crap though.

No problem mate. Just turn the volume down, watch the vid and have something decent playing in the background.

Are you watching me?  Are you Malcolm?

I thought I was allowed braggin rights when i started the thread. Personally I'd rather be able to claim braggin rights on something more stable at the moment :(

Is it wrong.... to invite Dewi J over to stay when he was coming up to Blackpool only for him to diss you on a thread?

No.

Is it wrong to complain about the restaurant business not being stable business and then inviting Dewi over who will surely empty your taps and fridge?

Yes.

Is it wrong to claim a thread that Dewi obviously started?

no, he did.

Is it wrong to buy Venetian blinds only to find they wont screw into the plastic frame on the window so you butcher your ceiling and screw the brackets in so it's hanging from the ceiling?

[  ] Wrong
[X] Stupid

as long as it's not wrong

[ x ] yes [ x ] no [ x ] Maybe    - I dont understand this game tbh

Is it wrong to think steven hawking is full of shit and is just making all this stuff up cos he knows no one can understand what he's banging on about anyway?

Not wrong at all, Hawking IS as thick as pig shit ... that machine that he is hooked up to is the clever one !!

Is it wrong to now believe Mr Hawking just uses Wiki constantly, we're just not able to see it?

No,

Is it wrong to go to a mates house use his bathroom then close the windows and doors and blame him when his girlfriend gets home?

Not wrong

Did it work? I thought most birds can tell their own mans scent.