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Title: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: GreekStein on August 01, 2009, 01:14:22 PM Myself and Rooks formulated a plan recently for me to introduce myself to Ling as the worlds biggest dousche. You're probably thinking, not hard Cos, you're pretty close as it is.
Well about a week and a half ago I sent a letter to Ling (handwritten obv for maximum doushciness) telling her that I'm a huge fan and I find her an inspiration. I won't disclose too much of the information as Rooks should be posting the letter shortly. I'm off to DTD looking like a true weirdo (hair not gelled and pushed forward over my forehead and weird green t shirt with white stripes...buttoned right to the top obv!). My mission is to freak Ling out so to those I didn't pm please don't acknowledge me at DTD today. Cos/Malcolm Garvey Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: The Camel on August 01, 2009, 01:23:36 PM Speaking as someone who was rightly described as old and boring in a thread last week, I can't see how pretending to be a stalker is anything except naff and possibly unsettling for Aisling.
Sorry for being a spoilsport. Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: GreekStein on August 01, 2009, 01:26:09 PM This is how me, Malcolm Garvey, creepy bastard looks with his attempted broken jaw-like smile.
gg Ling Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: pokerfan on August 01, 2009, 01:36:02 PM Were you in The Wonder Years ?
(http://www.serienoldies.de/images5/wunderbare_pfeiffer.jpg) Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: GreekStein on August 01, 2009, 02:04:56 PM Speaking as someone who was rightly described as old and boring in a thread last week, I can't see how pretending to be a stalker is anything except naff and possibly unsettling for Aisling. Sorry for being a spoilsport. S'ok Camel - the title of stalker is for added effect - I'd describe Malcolm as a loser who is a bit overkeen, not the guy who's looking through bedroom windows at night. Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on August 01, 2009, 02:35:06 PM this is all good
Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: boldie on August 01, 2009, 02:44:41 PM Excellent!...Will you speak with a lisp/bit of spittle coming out?
Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: Claw75 on August 01, 2009, 02:45:49 PM good luck Malc. don't forget to eat some garlic before you get there.
Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: The Camel on August 01, 2009, 02:48:05 PM I know a couple of girls who have been stalked, honestly it is the furthest thing from funny.
Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: mouth on August 01, 2009, 03:02:24 PM Unaccustomed as I am to public posting.... ::)
think I'd be a bit freaked really - how does Ling know Malcolm's stalking limits... don't know how strong a person she is but best case scenarios involve her calling the police and/or kneeing Malcolm in the groin. Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: Laxie on August 01, 2009, 03:06:33 PM He can't be considered a stalker after only one letter and a quick hello. But seeing her face during the meet and greet - pics please!
Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: MANTIS01 on August 01, 2009, 03:21:06 PM I've got a good idea. Why doesn't everybody in the world just stay indoors and not speak. That way nobody will get offended or potentially worried about what might happen someday.
What if Ling actually fancies Malcolm and wants to see him regular? I mean isn't she into the geeky type? ;) Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: Linux on August 01, 2009, 03:40:05 PM this will be epic
Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: creepy_benji on August 01, 2009, 04:35:26 PM I know a couple of girls who have been stalked, honestly it is the furthest thing from funny. What made this guy get the hump? rotflmfao Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: ChipRich on August 01, 2009, 04:50:30 PM What if Ling actually fancies Malcolm and wants to see him regular? I mean isn't she into the geeky type? ;) LOL, would be com. Look forward to hearing about reaction & stuff. Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: thetank on August 01, 2009, 05:08:01 PM Crack the fk on imo. Looks good craic
Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: Ismene on August 01, 2009, 08:22:38 PM [ ] WP guys....... ;-)
Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: Laxie on August 01, 2009, 10:24:06 PM Rumbled
Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: Ismene on August 01, 2009, 10:33:32 PM Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: Laxie on August 01, 2009, 10:46:21 PM rotflmfao ;applause; Never doubted ya Chicka! :)up
Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: sovietsong on August 01, 2009, 11:20:38 PM epic fail
not sure if greekstine is my favourite blonde anymore... /end thread Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: thetank on August 02, 2009, 01:07:04 AM Variance is all, keep 'em coming.
Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: GreekStein on August 02, 2009, 03:24:16 AM This never got off the ground because Ling knew....and guess who told her? Only our cult leader lord Kendall!
It could have been epic. Thank god for Larry Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: Claw75 on August 02, 2009, 09:45:36 AM This never got off the ground because Ling knew....and guess who told her? Only our cult leader lord Kendall! boo what a spoilsport! :( Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: boldie on August 02, 2009, 10:35:28 AM This never got off the ground because Ling knew....and guess who told her? Only our cult leader lord Kendall! boo what a spoilsport! :( old people are boring. Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: DUNK619 on August 02, 2009, 10:37:31 AM This never got off the ground because Ling knew....and guess who told her? Only our cult leader lord Kendall! boo what a spoilsport! :( old people are boring. Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: pokerfan on August 02, 2009, 10:44:34 AM Ling coulda pwned em both here, wouldve been so com
Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: UpTheMariners on August 02, 2009, 07:34:31 PM I know a couple of girls who have been stalked, honestly it is the furthest thing from funny. What made this guy get the hump? rotflmfao lol bad as my jokes Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: Claw75 on August 02, 2009, 08:19:15 PM I'm just posting this random nonsense because I think a thread with the word 'chronicles' in the title deserves to hit 3 pages.
Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: Ismene on August 03, 2009, 10:59:28 AM OK,
Just to clarify, Tikay confirmed my suspicions never "told me".... It's very hard to pwn someone when there has been no verbal contact nor close proximity..... I'd even learnt Rook's number in order to pass it off as my own - such a let down ;-) Although it was hilarious when Rooks kept trying to wind me up throughout the week lol First time i spoke to Cos was on Sunday evening..... Cos one last question, I'm still confused as to one thing - i already knew what you looked like - so how the hell were you going to pass yourself off as Malcolm? Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: boldie on August 03, 2009, 11:25:12 AM OK, Just to clarify, Tikay confirmed my suspicions never "told me".... It's very hard to pwn someone when there has been no verbal contact nor close proximity..... I'd even learnt Rook's number in order to pass it off as my own - such a let down ;-) Although it was hilarious when Rooks kept trying to wind me up throughout the week lol First time i spoke to Cos was on Sunday evening..... Cos one last question, I'm still confused as to one thing - i already knew what you looked like - so how the hell were you going to pass yourself off as Malcolm? Cos he's a tool? Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: GreekStein on August 03, 2009, 12:29:16 PM OK, Just to clarify, Tikay confirmed my suspicions never "told me".... It's very hard to pwn someone when there has been no verbal contact nor close proximity..... I'd even learnt Rook's number in order to pass it off as my own - such a let down ;-) Although it was hilarious when Rooks kept trying to wind me up throughout the week lol First time i spoke to Cos was on Sunday evening..... Cos one last question, I'm still confused as to one thing - i already knew what you looked like - so how the hell were you going to pass yourself off as Malcolm? We'd never met before and I'd only met Rooks once so I didn't think you'd know what I looked like :S Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: Dingdell on August 03, 2009, 12:32:32 PM OK, Just to clarify, Tikay confirmed my suspicions never "told me".... It's very hard to pwn someone when there has been no verbal contact nor close proximity..... I'd even learnt Rook's number in order to pass it off as my own - such a let down ;-) Although it was hilarious when Rooks kept trying to wind me up throughout the week lol First time i spoke to Cos was on Sunday evening..... Cos one last question, I'm still confused as to one thing - i already knew what you looked like - so how the hell were you going to pass yourself off as Malcolm? Yep - bit of a flaw in your cunning plan Baldrick... Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: kinboshi on August 03, 2009, 12:44:39 PM GreekFail
(http://outspokenentity.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-book-my-horse-fail.jpg) Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: Rod Paradise on August 03, 2009, 02:29:24 PM (http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/assets_c/2009/02/fail-owned-pork-fail-thumb-400x300-17186.jpg)
http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/assets_c/2009/02/fail-owned-pork-fail-thumb-400x300-17186.jpg (http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/assets_c/2009/02/fail-owned-pork-fail-thumb-400x300-17186.jpg) ;D Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: gatso on August 03, 2009, 02:36:33 PM http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/assets_c/2009/02/fail-owned-pork-fail-thumb-400x300-17186.jpg (http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/assets_c/2009/02/fail-owned-pork-fail-thumb-400x300-17186.jpg) ;D that post is nearly as big a fail as cos Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: Amatay on August 03, 2009, 02:47:23 PM [ ] wp Cos
Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: EvilPie on August 03, 2009, 04:19:14 PM http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/assets_c/2009/02/fail-owned-pork-fail-thumb-400x300-17186.jpg (http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/assets_c/2009/02/fail-owned-pork-fail-thumb-400x300-17186.jpg) ;D that post is nearly as big a fail as cos Can't deny that. It's pretty epic. Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: Rod Paradise on August 03, 2009, 04:57:54 PM http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/assets_c/2009/02/fail-owned-pork-fail-thumb-400x300-17186.jpg (http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/assets_c/2009/02/fail-owned-pork-fail-thumb-400x300-17186.jpg) ;D that post is nearly as big a fail as cos Can't deny that. It's pretty epic. Agreed, sigh...... Went in to fix it - site won't allow the picture link anyway - failed again - SIGH........ (http://blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/darth-vader-epic-fail.jpg) Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: GreekStein on August 03, 2009, 07:04:18 PM Your mums all failed now leave me alone!
Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: Ismene on August 03, 2009, 10:44:12 PM OK, Just to clarify, Tikay confirmed my suspicions never "told me".... It's very hard to pwn someone when there has been no verbal contact nor close proximity..... I'd even learnt Rook's number in order to pass it off as my own - such a let down ;-) Although it was hilarious when Rooks kept trying to wind me up throughout the week lol First time i spoke to Cos was on Sunday evening..... Cos one last question, I'm still confused as to one thing - i already knew what you looked like - so how the hell were you going to pass yourself off as Malcolm? We'd never met before and I'd only met Rooks once so I didn't think you'd know what I looked like :S damn those darn updaters with their flashy camera thingys Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: kinboshi on August 03, 2009, 10:52:34 PM OK, Just to clarify, Tikay confirmed my suspicions never "told me".... It's very hard to pwn someone when there has been no verbal contact nor close proximity..... I'd even learnt Rook's number in order to pass it off as my own - such a let down ;-) Although it was hilarious when Rooks kept trying to wind me up throughout the week lol First time i spoke to Cos was on Sunday evening..... Cos one last question, I'm still confused as to one thing - i already knew what you looked like - so how the hell were you going to pass yourself off as Malcolm? We'd never met before and I'd only met Rooks once so I didn't think you'd know what I looked like :S damn those darn updaters with their flashy camera thingys rotflmfao If it wasn't for those pesky kids he might have got away with it. Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: GreekStein on August 03, 2009, 11:09:28 PM OK, Just to clarify, Tikay confirmed my suspicions never "told me".... It's very hard to pwn someone when there has been no verbal contact nor close proximity..... I'd even learnt Rook's number in order to pass it off as my own - such a let down ;-) Although it was hilarious when Rooks kept trying to wind me up throughout the week lol First time i spoke to Cos was on Sunday evening..... Cos one last question, I'm still confused as to one thing - i already knew what you looked like - so how the hell were you going to pass yourself off as Malcolm? We'd never met before and I'd only met Rooks once so I didn't think you'd know what I looked like :S damn those darn updaters with their flashy camera thingys Hmmz this really is epic fail. Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: sovietsong on August 03, 2009, 11:16:22 PM OK, Just to clarify, Tikay confirmed my suspicions never "told me".... It's very hard to pwn someone when there has been no verbal contact nor close proximity..... I'd even learnt Rook's number in order to pass it off as my own - such a let down ;-) Although it was hilarious when Rooks kept trying to wind me up throughout the week lol First time i spoke to Cos was on Sunday evening..... Cos one last question, I'm still confused as to one thing - i already knew what you looked like - so how the hell were you going to pass yourself off as Malcolm? We'd never met before and I'd only met Rooks once so I didn't think you'd know what I looked like :S damn those darn updaters with their flashy camera thingys Hmmz this really is epic fail. can we work together on a prank? I would like to kidnap chiprich and make the other shrewdies pay a huge ransom, you up for it? Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: GreekStein on August 03, 2009, 11:20:40 PM OK, Just to clarify, Tikay confirmed my suspicions never "told me".... It's very hard to pwn someone when there has been no verbal contact nor close proximity..... I'd even learnt Rook's number in order to pass it off as my own - such a let down ;-) Although it was hilarious when Rooks kept trying to wind me up throughout the week lol First time i spoke to Cos was on Sunday evening..... Cos one last question, I'm still confused as to one thing - i already knew what you looked like - so how the hell were you going to pass yourself off as Malcolm? We'd never met before and I'd only met Rooks once so I didn't think you'd know what I looked like :S damn those darn updaters with their flashy camera thingys Hmmz this really is epic fail. can we work together on a prank? I would like to kidnap chiprich and make the other shrewdies pay a huge ransom, you up for it? Shrewdies sure would pay us to get Rich back and do you know how much it would cost to feed that fkr if it went on a week or two? We're betting off stealing something truly incredible from them, something extremely precious, valuable and can't be replicated. Brent Horner's hair perhaps? Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: sovietsong on August 03, 2009, 11:22:48 PM OK, Just to clarify, Tikay confirmed my suspicions never "told me".... It's very hard to pwn someone when there has been no verbal contact nor close proximity..... I'd even learnt Rook's number in order to pass it off as my own - such a let down ;-) Although it was hilarious when Rooks kept trying to wind me up throughout the week lol First time i spoke to Cos was on Sunday evening..... Cos one last question, I'm still confused as to one thing - i already knew what you looked like - so how the hell were you going to pass yourself off as Malcolm? We'd never met before and I'd only met Rooks once so I didn't think you'd know what I looked like :S damn those darn updaters with their flashy camera thingys Hmmz this really is epic fail. can we work together on a prank? I would like to kidnap chiprich and make the other shrewdies pay a huge ransom, you up for it? Shrewdies sure would pay us to get Rich back and do you know how much it would cost to feed that fkr if it went on a week or two? We're betting off stealing something truly incredible from them, something extremely precious, valuable and can't be replicated. Brent Horner's hair perhaps? ummmm, not a bad idea. just glad we have somewhere to discuss this without the chance of anybody reading it. why don't we steal all of there socks so they cant leave the house? then charge them mad dimez to provide socks? Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: Colchester Kev on August 03, 2009, 11:24:39 PM someone needs to break in to the shrewdie house and hide the fkin pies ... LeKnave was trying to buy my clothes at the weekend as his were too tight !!
Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: sovietsong on August 03, 2009, 11:26:25 PM someone needs to break in to the shrewdie house and hide the fkin pies ... LeKnave was trying to buy my clothes at the weekend as his were too tight !! oh shit, some people are still reading this thread Cos, we are going to have to go underground... i will buy us both a rover and we will communicate via that! Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: GreekStein on August 03, 2009, 11:37:47 PM someone needs to break in to the shrewdie house and hide the fkin pies ... LeKnave was trying to buy my clothes at the weekend as his were too tight !! oh shit, some people are still reading this thread Cos, we are going to have to go underground... i will buy us both a rover and we will communicate via that! GreekStein (+ 1 Hidden) and 1 Guest are viewing this topic 1 hidden eh, nice work Soviet. Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: Royal Flush on August 04, 2009, 02:23:02 AM OK, Just to clarify, Tikay confirmed my suspicions never "told me".... It's very hard to pwn someone when there has been no verbal contact nor close proximity..... I'd even learnt Rook's number in order to pass it off as my own - such a let down ;-) Although it was hilarious when Rooks kept trying to wind me up throughout the week lol First time i spoke to Cos was on Sunday evening..... Cos one last question, I'm still confused as to one thing - i already knew what you looked like - so how the hell were you going to pass yourself off as Malcolm? We'd never met before and I'd only met Rooks once so I didn't think you'd know what I looked like :S damn those darn updaters with their flashy camera thingys Hmmz this really is epic fail. can we work together on a prank? I would like to kidnap chiprich and make the other shrewdies pay a huge ransom, you up for it? Shrewdies sure would pay us to get Rich back and do you know how much it would cost to feed that fkr if it went on a week or two? We're betting off stealing something truly incredible from them, something extremely precious, valuable and can't be replicated. Brent Horner's hair perhaps? Middy is most valueable shrewdy asset Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: EvilPie on August 04, 2009, 02:08:00 PM OK, Just to clarify, Tikay confirmed my suspicions never "told me".... It's very hard to pwn someone when there has been no verbal contact nor close proximity..... I'd even learnt Rook's number in order to pass it off as my own - such a let down ;-) Although it was hilarious when Rooks kept trying to wind me up throughout the week lol First time i spoke to Cos was on Sunday evening..... Cos one last question, I'm still confused as to one thing - i already knew what you looked like - so how the hell were you going to pass yourself off as Malcolm? We'd never met before and I'd only met Rooks once so I didn't think you'd know what I looked like :S damn those darn updaters with their flashy camera thingys Hmmz this really is epic fail. can we work together on a prank? I would like to kidnap chiprich and make the other shrewdies pay a huge ransom, you up for it? Shrewdies sure would pay us to get Rich back and do you know how much it would cost to feed that fkr if it went on a week or two? We're betting off stealing something truly incredible from them, something extremely precious, valuable and can't be replicated. Brent Horner's hair perhaps? Middy is most valueable shrewdy asset Flushy's bankroll must get a look in?? Title: Re: A Blonde Stalker...The Malcolm Garvey Chronicles Post by: GreekStein on August 04, 2009, 02:19:46 PM OK, Just to clarify, Tikay confirmed my suspicions never "told me".... It's very hard to pwn someone when there has been no verbal contact nor close proximity..... I'd even learnt Rook's number in order to pass it off as my own - such a let down ;-) Although it was hilarious when Rooks kept trying to wind me up throughout the week lol First time i spoke to Cos was on Sunday evening..... Cos one last question, I'm still confused as to one thing - i already knew what you looked like - so how the hell were you going to pass yourself off as Malcolm? We'd never met before and I'd only met Rooks once so I didn't think you'd know what I looked like :S damn those darn updaters with their flashy camera thingys Hmmz this really is epic fail. can we work together on a prank? I would like to kidnap chiprich and make the other shrewdies pay a huge ransom, you up for it? Shrewdies sure would pay us to get Rich back and do you know how much it would cost to feed that fkr if it went on a week or two? We're betting off stealing something truly incredible from them, something extremely precious, valuable and can't be replicated. Brent Horner's hair perhaps? Middy is most valueable shrewdy asset Flushy's bankroll must get a look in?? You got a lorry we could borrow? |