Title: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Colchester Kev on August 12, 2009, 05:44:25 PM Made a bacon sarnie for lunch ... we have one of those gas cookers with a lid, grill on top of oven ...
Anyway, Janes daughter had left some bloody cap on the top of the cooker ... and it was close to the vents at the back ... Result, lovely bacon sarnie, but hat was scorched, it was over the vent at the back.. sighhhhhhh Anyway now after a 16 year old storming off upstairs crying over a stupid gangster cap, I am told I need to replace it, could cost around the 30 quid mark ... £30 for a fucking baseball cap !! So .. should I stump up for a new one, or should she learn to take her silly hat upstairs to her room when she comes in. I know I am gonna have to cough up whatever you lot say .... but let me know anyway. Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Claw75 on August 12, 2009, 05:47:17 PM give her a blonde cap instead
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: trafficjam on August 12, 2009, 05:48:05 PM I say she should learn her lesson and never put headwear where food is cooked or served.
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Colchester Kev on August 12, 2009, 05:48:26 PM give her a blonde cap instead LOL !! Somehow I don't think I would get that one through ... besides we don't have any :( Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Ginger on August 12, 2009, 05:48:35 PM So .. should I stump up for a new one, or should she learn to take her silly hat upstairs to her room when she comes in. Or should you pay up for the new cap without complaining? As most people would realise after 18 months, that if you leave things on the top of the cooker while it is on... things will get burnt! Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Colchester Kev on August 12, 2009, 05:49:26 PM So .. should I stump up for a new one, or should she learn to take her silly hat upstairs to her room when she comes in. Or should you pay up for the new cap without complaining? As most people would realise after 18 months, that if you leave things on the top of the cooker while it is on... things will get burnt! I didnt use the cooker, I used the grill .... :) Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: trafficjam on August 12, 2009, 05:51:18 PM did the sarny taste c(r)ap!
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Ginger on August 12, 2009, 05:51:24 PM I say she should learn her lesson and never put headwear where food is cooked or served. Would normally agree, but as we are in the middle of having a new kitchen, and recently moved, there is no place for anything, anywhere. Also on top of the cooker was 4 rolls of wallpaper that had only been purchased minutes earlier, I feel he is lucky to only be escaping with the cost of the cap! Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: trafficjam on August 12, 2009, 05:52:54 PM I say she should learn her lesson and never put headwear where food is cooked or served. Would normally agree, but as we are in the middle of having a new kitchen, and recently moved, there is no place for anything, anywhere. Also on top of the cooker was 4 rolls of wallpaper that had only been purchased minutes earlier, I feel he is lucky to only be escaping with the cost of the cap! Ahh well that's a different story - it is his fault for not removing all the crap on the cooker before he cooked. So sorry Kev you will have to pay Up! Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: RED-DOG on August 12, 2009, 05:53:40 PM Person who put cap on cooker should pay. /End thread.
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Colchester Kev on August 12, 2009, 05:55:48 PM I say she should learn her lesson and never put headwear where food is cooked or served. Would normally agree, but as we are in the middle of having a new kitchen, and recently moved, there is no place for anything, anywhere. Also on top of the cooker was 4 rolls of wallpaper that had only been purchased minutes earlier, I feel he is lucky to only be escaping with the cost of the cap! Ahh well that's a different story - it is his fault for not removing all the crap on the cooker before he cooked. So sorry Kev you will have to pay Up! You dont need to move crap from on top of cooker ... it has a cover .... I used the grill. I did not know that the vent at back would actually burn anything. Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: EvilPie on August 12, 2009, 05:56:51 PM Buy her a new cap you tight arsed git!!
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Colchester Kev on August 12, 2009, 05:57:40 PM Buy her a new cap you tight arsed git!! Offered a spurs one for £9 ... she wasn't amused :D Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Snatiramas on August 12, 2009, 06:00:55 PM As you already said it is of course only a matter of time before you replace it Kev. This thread can only cause pain and suffering of which you will receive 95%. Is it worth it? Of course it is. I say offer a new one for Xmas and put a countdown to Xmas calendar on the fridge door with a picture of said cap. Should cause maximum pain for all concerned.
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: EvilPie on August 12, 2009, 06:02:30 PM You should buy her a new cap.
But she needs to know it's not just because she stormed off. You're getting it because you burnt it therefore it's your responsibilty to replace it. You aren't getting it because you're backing down to her typical teenage tantrum. Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: cia260895 on August 12, 2009, 06:04:13 PM Person who put cap on cooker should pay. /End thread. this wtf is a cap/hat doing in the kitchen anyway? is 1 of those 1's where they have to keep the sticker on it? Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Snatiramas on August 12, 2009, 06:04:30 PM You should buy her a new cap. But she needs to know it's not just because she stormed off. You're getting it because you burnt it therefore it's your responsibilty to replace it. You aren't getting it because you're backing down to her typical teenage tantrum. Even though you are FYP Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Colchester Kev on August 12, 2009, 06:04:44 PM Person who put cap on cooker should pay. /End thread. this wtf is a cap/hat doing in the kitchen anyway? is 1 of those 1's where they have to keep the sticker on it? LOL yup ! Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: RED-DOG on August 12, 2009, 06:05:59 PM Someone puts a cap on top of the cooker, it gets burned, and it's supposed to be your fault? WTF?
Is it me? :dontask: Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Graham C on August 12, 2009, 06:07:47 PM Should have noticed the burnable item on the cooker before using imo. I think you should stump up and let it be a lesson to you :D
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: cia260895 on August 12, 2009, 06:09:01 PM Person who put cap on cooker should pay. /End thread. this wtf is a cap/hat doing in the kitchen anyway? is 1 of those 1's where they have to keep the sticker on it? LOL yup ! got 1 here if u want it? will piss someone off big time if it goes walkies ;D Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on August 12, 2009, 06:09:33 PM Was the sarnie worth £30?
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: GreekStein on August 12, 2009, 06:11:17 PM Can you buy her a shank or a 20 bag of draw to keep in her pocket whilst wearing said cap?
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Colchester Kev on August 12, 2009, 06:16:50 PM Was the sarnie worth £30? no :( See .. the thing is this, If you dont want accidents in the kitchen, then dont let blokes in !! Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on August 12, 2009, 06:20:45 PM Was the sarnie worth £30? no :( See .. the thing is this, If you dont want accidents in the kitchen, then dont let blokes in !! Very good point. Jane should have cooked it therefore Jane should pay for it. Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: GreekStein on August 12, 2009, 06:22:13 PM Was the sarnie worth £30? no :( See .. the thing is this, If you dont want accidents in the kitchen, then dont let blokes in !! Very good point. Jane should have cooked it therefore Jane should pay for it. +1 Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: trafficjam on August 12, 2009, 06:25:07 PM Buy her a new cap you tight arsed git!! Offered a spurs one for £9 ... she wasn't amused :D Now that was agood offer Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Colchester Kev on August 12, 2009, 06:25:55 PM Was the sarnie worth £30? no :( See .. the thing is this, If you dont want accidents in the kitchen, then dont let blokes in !! Very good point. Jane should have cooked it therefore Jane should pay for it. +1 Now we are getting somewhere :D Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Laxie on August 12, 2009, 06:26:17 PM Was the sarnie worth £30? no :( See .. the thing is this, If you dont want accidents in the kitchen, then dont let blokes in !! Very good point. Jane should have cooked it therefore Jane should pay for it. +1 Yeah. Good luck getting that one through. Let me know how you get on. Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Graham C on August 12, 2009, 06:27:04 PM Was the sarnie worth £30? no :( See .. the thing is this, If you dont want accidents in the kitchen, then dont let blokes in !! Very good point. Jane should have cooked it therefore Jane should pay for it. +1 Yeah. Good luck getting that one through. Let me know how you get on. lol was thinking the same. Kev needs a deeper hole ! Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: trafficjam on August 12, 2009, 06:29:54 PM Person who put cap on cooker should pay. /End thread. or the person who put the wallpaper on there! Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: trafficjam on August 12, 2009, 06:31:02 PM Person who put cap on cooker should pay. /End thread. this wtf is a cap/hat doing in the kitchen anyway? is 1 of those 1's where they have to keep the sticker on it? You are really asking for trouble there! LOL yup ! got 1 here if u want it? will piss someone off big time if it goes walkies ;D Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Ginger on August 12, 2009, 06:32:34 PM Was the sarnie worth £30? no :( See .. the thing is this, If you dont want accidents in the kitchen, then dont let blokes in !! Very good point. Jane should have cooked it therefore Jane should pay for it. +1 Yeah. Good luck getting that one through. Let me know how you get on. My answer was along the lines of " yeah right, nice try, never gonna happen..." In fairness it was an accident, but that doesn't mean that Jen should lose something because Kev was stupid not to move the items off the cooker. Perhaps if he helped out more in the kitchen he would know the back of most cooker tops burn things, and therefore not have to stump up the £30 for a new cap. Self inflicted IMO. Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Laxie on August 12, 2009, 06:36:27 PM TBH, you let the side down there Jane. Get back in there and proper feck him out of it for even attempting that line!
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: celtic on August 12, 2009, 06:40:02 PM seems a perfect case for Judge Judy or even Jeremy Kyle.
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Claw75 on August 12, 2009, 06:45:16 PM seems a perfect case for Judge Judy or even Jeremy Kyle. kangaroo court at blonde bash? Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: gatso on August 12, 2009, 06:46:30 PM while we're on the subject, any chance I could have my blonde cap yet?
no worries if not, I've only been waiting 3 years Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: GreekStein on August 12, 2009, 06:48:39 PM I think the man of the house should be the only one making the decision of what happens.
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: bolt pp on August 12, 2009, 06:49:51 PM give her a blonde cap instead LOL !! Somehow I don't think I would get that one through ... besides we don't have any :( LOL, kinda seals my fate if you wont even stump up a bit of glonde gear for your own family ::) Crying off in a huff @ 16? jeez i had my own gaff and was grafting at that age!" Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: I KNOW IT on August 12, 2009, 07:04:26 PM Buy her a new 1 before she knocks your new teeth out
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: TightEnd on August 12, 2009, 07:04:53 PM Buy her a Hannah Montana cap as a replacement. When she refuses, offer it to Jane's other daughter, and establish the moral high ground when elder daughter refuses, by telling her how ungrateful she is.
In the real world, just buy the new cap. Easy life innit? Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: cia260895 on August 12, 2009, 07:39:52 PM but from a H&S point of view if you had done a risk assessment before undertaking such a task then the accident could have been avoided..
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: AndrewT on August 12, 2009, 07:57:11 PM How can a baseball cap be £30?
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: G1BTW on August 12, 2009, 08:15:09 PM http://clothes.shop.ebay.co.uk/Womens-Accessories-/4251/i.html?_trkparms=65%253A12%257C66%253A4%257C39%253A1%257C72%253A1685&_nkw=baseball+cap&_catref=1&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_sop=15&_sc=1
She'll never know the difference Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: I KNOW IT on August 12, 2009, 08:20:51 PM Ask Big Baz if he has a snide 1 for a fiver ;)
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: G1BTW on August 12, 2009, 08:20:55 PM wtf? Modern technology, psychic!
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: phatomch on August 12, 2009, 10:14:19 PM buy her the hat , but tell her she has to pay her way now as 16, then say she can start earning her keep by making you a bacon sarnie.
failing that buy her a hat then buy yourself the exact same one and wear it all the time she wont ever wear it and you can get it refunded Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Colchester Kev on August 12, 2009, 10:20:41 PM buy her the hat , but tell her she has to pay her way now as 16, then say she can start earning her keep by making you a bacon sarnie. failing that buy her a hat then buy yourself the exact same one and wear it all the time she wont ever wear it and you can get it refunded LOL I have already said I am having the old one and will wear it out :) Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Ginger on August 12, 2009, 10:37:40 PM buy her the hat , but tell her she has to pay her way now as 16, then say she can start earning her keep by making you a bacon sarnie. failing that buy her a hat then buy yourself the exact same one and wear it all the time she wont ever wear it and you can get it refunded LOL I have already said I am having the old one and will wear it out :) Which massively backfired! "I'll do you a deal, you can get one on sale in the net for £15, or get a £30 one with me keeping the old one, which I will wear - at a daft angle, every time we are out" Jen's answer "I'll have the £30 one, I don't care if you look an idiot!" LoooooooL Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: cdw1111 on August 12, 2009, 10:42:35 PM pics of Kev with hat on please.
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Josedinho on August 12, 2009, 10:45:12 PM Teach child the value of money. £30 on a cap originally is the mistake.
Obviously just replace and say sigh and FML when she no longer wants it a few months down the line Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: G1BTW on August 12, 2009, 10:46:38 PM pics of Kev with hat on before he burns that one too please. fyp Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Colchester Kev on August 12, 2009, 10:58:05 PM I am sure bolt can get me a replacement.
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Ginger on August 12, 2009, 11:00:31 PM Teach child the value of money. £30 on a cap originally is the mistake. Obviously just replace and say sigh and FML when she no longer wants it a few months down the line I agree it's a daft amount of money on a cap, but she paid for it herself out of her birthday money - not a chance in hell would I pay for one of them. Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: bolt pp on August 13, 2009, 01:40:30 AM Teach child the value of money. £30 on a cap originally is the mistake. Obviously just replace and say sigh and FML when she no longer wants it a few months down the line I agree it's a daft amount of money on a cap, but she paid for it herself out of her birthday money - not a chance in hell would I pay for one of them. ffs kev you mean bastard, i didnt know it was from her birthday money! replacement AND gift voucher for the trouble IMO ;D Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on August 13, 2009, 03:56:35 AM Was the sarnie worth £30? no :( See .. the thing is this, If you dont want accidents in the kitchen, then dont let blokes in !! Very good point. Jane should have cooked it therefore Jane should pay for it. +1 Yeah. Good luck getting that one through. Let me know how you get on. My answer was along the lines of " yeah right, nice try, never gonna happen..." In fairness it was an accident, but that doesn't mean that Jen should lose something because Kev was stupid not to move the items off the cooker. Perhaps if he helped out more in the kitchen he would know the back of most cooker tops burn things, and therefore not have to stump up the £30 for a new cap. Self inflicted IMO. I think we clarified the kitchen is for women in a previous post. Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Snatiramas on August 13, 2009, 08:42:09 AM Teach child the value of money. £30 on a cap originally is the mistake. Obviously just replace and say sigh and FML when she no longer wants it a few months down the line I agree it's a daft amount of money on a cap, but she paid for it herself out of her birthday money - not a chance in hell would I pay for one of them. Puts a different spin on it.......get it bought Kev Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: TheChipPrince on August 13, 2009, 09:21:53 AM Fancy 'spite' burning her cap because she dare go near your bacon. Pay up imo.
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: kinboshi on August 13, 2009, 10:25:27 AM Was the sarnie worth £30? no :( See .. the thing is this, If you dont want accidents in the kitchen, then dont let blokes in !! Very good point. Jane should have cooked it therefore Jane should pay for it. +1 Yeah. Good luck getting that one through. Let me know how you get on. lol was thinking the same. Kev needs a deeper hole ! Is that what Dingdell said? I think the man of the house should be the only one making the decision of what happens. Yes, they are still looking for him. Buy her a new 1 before she knocks your new teeth out It'd save on dentist's fees. Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: AndrewT on August 13, 2009, 10:44:33 AM Kev's going to look mighty fine at the Blonde bash - wearing a Celtic shirt and a singed baseball cap.
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: friends on November 12, 2009, 05:41:44 PM 3 months today and i am still waiting for the replacement hat to replace the one that Kev burnt while making his bacon sandwich!
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: pokerfan on November 12, 2009, 05:45:38 PM 3 months today and i am still waiting for the replacement hat to replace the one that Kev burnt while making his bacon sandwich! Lol, cough up ya tight git.Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: kinboshi on November 12, 2009, 05:48:15 PM 3 months today and i am still waiting for the replacement hat to replace the one that Kev burnt while making his bacon sandwich! Haha!! Welcome to blonde!!!! Commiserations about having to put up with Kev :D Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Ginger on November 12, 2009, 05:50:12 PM Name and shame, I taught her well ;D
Member for 2 years and choose to make first post about Kev being a git, well done! Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Colchester Kev on November 12, 2009, 05:51:00 PM I'm banning her for being underage... gg Jen, you had a truly epic run.
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Ginger on November 12, 2009, 05:52:09 PM I'm banning her for being underage... gg Jen, you had a truly epic run. That might not be a wise move Kev, seeing as you have no idea how to unblock access to the router.... :kiss: Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: cia260895 on November 12, 2009, 05:56:28 PM stand firm Kev yr the man of the house...
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: GreekStein on November 12, 2009, 05:59:08 PM Kev, why are you trying to mess with two women? Well all know you ain't gonna win that fight. Get it bought.
Jen - since Kev still hasn't bought it there's still time to change your mind. Those flat peak caps don't really suit girls. Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: friends on November 12, 2009, 06:32:06 PM stand firm Kev yr the man of the house... Do you know Kev my 13 year old brother is more manly than Kev, and mum wears the trousers in our house Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Laxie on November 12, 2009, 06:46:05 PM Don't worry pet. We got yer back.
GET HER HAT KEV!!! Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: dik9 on November 12, 2009, 07:44:12 PM Don't ya fancy some Jimmy Choos?
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: paulhouk03 on November 12, 2009, 08:10:35 PM Don't ya fancy some Jimmy Choos? what size and style please?Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: GreekStein on November 12, 2009, 08:54:49 PM stand firm Kev yr the man of the house... Do you know Kev my 13 year old brother is more manly than Kev, and mum wears the trousers in our house Kev if you don't buy the cap I'm freerolling your food and drink next time we're at DTD. Can't be having a girl in your house talk about you like that! Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Laxie on November 12, 2009, 08:56:58 PM Hope you're freerolling him more than his food and drink! rotflmfao
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: cia260895 on November 12, 2009, 09:14:31 PM Cmon man what are ya man or mouse?
stand up for mens rights they had burn the bra you can start burn the cap Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: cia260895 on January 15, 2010, 11:07:01 AM so did ya get 1?
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: lazaroonie on January 15, 2010, 11:12:14 AM he could probably get one on ebay. you know how ebay works , right Kev ?
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: LeedsRhodesy on January 15, 2010, 11:50:20 AM i once wanted a scooter but only had £750, i asked my dad for £750 so i could buy it, he said no and i would have to save up or i could go to the casino put the £750 on red. if it comes in i could buy the scooter if i lose its never met to be so you sould offer her £15 load onto a casino on the net and get her to pick red or black if she wins it only costs you £15 Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Girgy85 on January 15, 2010, 11:52:22 AM i once wanted a scooter but only had £750, i asked my dad for £750 so i could buy it, he said no and i would have to save up or i could go to the casino put the £750 on red. if it comes in i could buy the scooter if i lose its never met to be so you sould offer her £15 load onto a casino on the net and get her to pick red or black if she wins it only costs you £15 Good one that Rhodesy! Get her into the business early! :)up Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: RaisyDaisy86 on January 15, 2010, 12:18:17 PM And if she loses tell her gambling isnt for under 18's and as her punishment she is not getting the new cap.
If thats doesnt work your buying the cap and will then be out £45 instead then just say sighhhhhhh FML Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: LeedsRhodesy on January 15, 2010, 12:19:59 PM noooooooooooooooooooo the deal is if she lost the bet it not ment to be Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Colchester Kev on January 16, 2010, 12:30:40 AM I can assure you all that no replacement hat has been purchased :)
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: thetank on January 16, 2010, 03:59:59 AM Wish Kev would be more descriptive in his thread titling desicions.
Saw this in my 'show new replies' report and didn't know if it was about some football manager/player doing something he shouldn't or something Kev read on the bbc website that upset him. Turns out if was neither. If I could be arsed I'd make a complilation of all Kev's threads that have titles with generic expressions of despair or dismay, and turn them into a comedy quiz where you have to match the title with the content of the thread. Let's just all assume I did that, good fun was had all round and important lessons were learnt. Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: bolt pp on January 16, 2010, 04:11:59 AM Wish Kev would be more descriptive in his thread titling desicions. Saw this in my 'show new replies' report and didn't know if it was about some football manager/player doing something he shouldn't or something Kev read on the bbc website that upset him. Turns out if was neither. If I could be arsed I'd make a complilation of all Kev's threads that have titles with generic expressions of despair or dismay, and turn them into a comedy quiz where you have to match the title with the content of the thread. Let's just all assume I did that, good fun was had all round and important lessons were learnt. I didnt have fun, scored 76%, bit dissapointed really i thought "ffs how?" was "FFS how?" and thought: "i cant believe it"!!! was "i cant believe this!!", :( Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Ironside on January 17, 2010, 03:51:44 AM kev get you wallet out and get the girl a hat it will be cheaper and easier in the long run
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Royal Flush on January 17, 2010, 04:12:13 AM Ha how did i miss this thread for so long, incred!
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: bolt pp on January 17, 2010, 04:23:57 AM I just finished the shoes thread, so com, gg kev
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: LeedsRhodesy on January 17, 2010, 11:23:01 AM its been 3 months now forget it, i bet she has not left anything on the cooker since has she??? lesson lent Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Ginger on January 17, 2010, 11:41:11 AM I wasn't going to reply to this thread again as I'm sure we had some random agreement that I wouldn't. However, as I can't remember the details and I signed nothing ( ;) ) I feel I can update you on what has happened.
Kev is correct, no cap has been purchased. What has been purchased, after Jen had a think about a remark from Cos made earlier in the thread, is a new bag. I'm happy it's sorted, Jen's happy and Kev is happy that he saved £5. Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: GreekStein on January 18, 2010, 12:55:00 PM What has been purchased, after Jen had a think about a remark from Cos made earlier in the thread, is a new bag. I'm a revolutificator! That's a new word btw. Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Colchester Kev on January 18, 2010, 03:15:33 PM What has been purchased, after Jen had a think about a remark from Cos made earlier in the thread, is a new bag. I'm a revolutificator! That's a new word btw. Good job this wasn't the remark in question !! Can you buy her a shank or a 20 bag of draw to keep in her pocket whilst wearing said cap? Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: Colchester Kev on January 18, 2010, 03:16:17 PM ps. bag was £20 hat was £30 ... only 2/3's of the pain.
Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: GreekStein on January 18, 2010, 03:19:19 PM What has been purchased, after Jen had a think about a remark from Cos made earlier in the thread, is a new bag. I'm a revolutificator! That's a new word btw. Good job this wasn't the remark in question !! Can you buy her a shank or a 20 bag of draw to keep in her pocket whilst wearing said cap? Roflcopters. Oops I didn't even remember what I'd said - didn't mean to offend obv. Glad in a way though as those hats really are horrible. Title: Re: Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh FML Post by: cia260895 on January 19, 2010, 04:24:20 PM hope she doesnt leave her replacement bag on the hob,
what then?? |