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He should have been back for a month now  anyone heard from him?

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I was thinking,.............,,,,.,,,........,,,.......,,,...........,........the same thing

Cyprus probs

nah he was leaving for sunny wales around the 20th july,unless he is swimming it,.,.,

He is back in sunny wales.

He could have been a contender.

James is home, safe, & well.

hi all yes its true i am back for good.,..,just like westlifes song.,.,.,.,

quick update,.,.internet installer shit been going on so no full internet till today,.,
been back in cardiff a while and also been back to cyprus for a week too.,.withdrawl symptoms.,.,.,
had a few cypriots come to stay this week..what a show up that was.,..,quick story/./.
if you ever been to cyprus or eastern europe i think you all know that strip clubs and parlours a pretty cool places
not that i am unfaithfull to mrs sofa,but its nice to have your eyes opened now and again to see what your missing,.,(fuk she better not read this)
anyways on my recent adventures to cyprus i have fallen in with these cypriot car dealers.,.big cars.,.,big boats..,.,big wallets etc.,.,
they been taking me and a few of my mates out to some swanky places in cyprus and showing us the sights of some of the best looking girls in the world,,,.russians,,.croatians.,.,brazzilians etc.,.,.,

so when they decide to come to cardiff.,.,i think fook me.,.,.they want me to show them the sights.,.,here.,.,in cardiff.,.,.,
so off we go for a few beers at cardiff bay quite modern and trendy...,
then take then to one of my fav restaurants in the uk.,.,.,i know the owner and his sons here so expecting to look cool and them all coming upto me infront of these big guns.,.,.i then realise it has been taken over by someone i dont know.,.hence resulting me looking a ***** asking for martinez the owner.,.,with a polish guy telling me he sold up 18 months ago etc.,.,making me look silly,.,.
we then sit down to eat and the food was shite.,.,.,with me ending up having a row with the head waiter telling him that he would be better off flipping burgers.,.,in cyprus im sure my mates would have had him skinned alive then toasted on a bbq.,.,.,
we then go for a few beers then the guys want girls..,.,well fook me i have never seen so many ugly girls in my life.,..,i have 2 friends who own such places.,.,met them while paying poker a while back.,.,yes james come down we will look after your friends.,.,they one cypriot ended up with the ugliest mouthyiest bird i have ever seen.,.,.,just goes to show.,.,the euro is stronger than the pound..,.,.,

next time i will be more prepaired,,..,.i will ship some girls from.,.russia for them..thats  if they ever come back .,.,hahahha.,.,.,but all in all they had a good laugh about it all.,.,.,.,

be back on soon now i am online.,.,.,

OMG.

When you going away again?

PS - GREAT tale!

Next Blonde Bash in Cardiff imo.

nh Sir! welcome back

Sofa - BE AT THE BASH.

Leeds, next month. You do not have the option to refuse.

Please do try and make it.

Welcome back sofa-fish ;)

Sofa sent me quite the most bizarre Text I've ever received yesterday.

It said, simply.

"Just had a **** at Temple Meads."

You'll never believe what was inserted in place of the ****.

A creative thinker might get this - 11/4 Bolt is the first to give the correct answer.

MEAL                       ????????????????????????,.,.,?????????

See now, 'MEAL' never even entered my head.  A whole heap of other 4 letter words did, but not 'meal'.  That's my Saturday fecked.  Sigh.  Cheers.

"MEAL" is NOT the answer, & Sofa knows full well it's not.

Carry on guessing. Laxie was actually in the right area.

And a clue, the "Temple Meads" he referred to is a most splendid Railway Station, built by the God that is Brunel.

'nosh' ftw

Sh**?

Look?

w@nk

Dump ?

LOL - all those entered my head, but then I had to go question it and ask myself why Sofa would send that kind of text to Tikay...

.....is the WINNER.

That was the text - no more, no less.

He was so impressed by the splendid architecture, you see. He'd been on a train, too, so I guess it all sort of built up.

Ship it.........

I could not comment on that.

But he did send me several texts earlier telling me how excited he'd become by being on a train.

"It has a driver, & everything" he noted.

I don't make this stuff up.

see if they guys can guess what you text to me.,.,.,.,
tikay;;;;when you get to temple meads have a good look around everytime i go there i have a ******

Snooze?

accident in my pants?

sausage

rrived

Lol!

Fair cop guv, you got me bang to rights.

But they'll never guess what it was.

Very clever. Wrong, but clever.

Stiffy

....is the WINNER. Sigh.

To be fair, it is a VERY nice Railway Station.

If the prize is a t-shirt could you send it on to bolty as I already have three ;)

Was a toss up between stiffy and piddle to be fair.  He does get excited by trains you know.

 ;applause; :hello: &  ;welcome; back hpe all are well

haloooooo.,,.,.,hope you and mrs ok too.,,mate..,.,
not as sunny here but never mind.,.,.,sort of nearly getting used to it.,.,.,see ya soooooooooooooonnnn.,.,

Will reply to your PM soon Sofa. I'll be at Cardiff, yes.

me and the mrs are good but are not seeing things through the same eyes at the mo m8 so were trying something a tad unconventional,just spoke to her and she sends you n mel her love xx

hope its not that swinging again.,.,.,i broke the rope last time.,.,.,lol.,.,.,.,