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Title: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: GreekStein on August 21, 2009, 12:55:57 PM Background: For a bit of a clue as to where this idea came from have a quick look at the following thread....
http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=43720.0 Essentially this is a simple idea but is hugely +EV and has many many advantages. I would be arranging a stake for a midget to be following Barry Neville around Dusk Til Dawn for one of the £300 Weekend's. Mikey the Midget will be dressed in a costume of the stakers choice. I'm very open to suggestions so please post on the thread with ideas, whether you would like to buy a piece or not. I know what you're all thinking. Where's the return come from? I will reveal several ways in due course but here are a few..... Blondepoker: Obviously the little fella will be wearing a blonde badge or two. DTD remains an area very uncluttered amongst other advertisers and in this way Blonde Poker will gain a huge exposure and benefit from very high levels of standout. In turn, the 300+ tournament players plus reams and reams of cash/smaller stakes tournament players that pass through DTD will see wee Mikey and not only be driven to Blonde Poker forum and live updates but in turn to the cardroom and hence, yet more revenue. More users also = more advertising revenue for Blonde. (Thank me later Tighty). Stakers: As everyone knows Barry Neville is a very lucky man. He's a respected bloke about town and knows a lot of people. He gets good information on dog and horse tips quite often (as possibly a few of you may have seen from his threads?) but is just running bad at the moment (Sigh, variance is a bitch). As everyone also knows, midgets are the best lucky charms there are and with Mikey's aura around Barry for the whole weekend big Bazza's streak of run-like-usain-bolt is about to begin which is going to be very very lucrative for us all. gg Ladbrokes and co. As a final benefit, I will be adding money onto the price of the stake, amount to be decided but not much, possibly £100-£200. 'A premium' I hear you cry? No no, a decided amount of money amongst the stakers will be used to put into Larry by lucky little Mikey and spun up into fortunes. Again, ridiculously +EV as you can see proof of in our Surf and Turf thread. Please post your interest on this thread if you'd like a piece. So far we have: Myself. Longy - 10% Woodsey - 10% Kinboshi - 10%. I leave you with a few testimonials, just incase any of you have never hired a midget before. "We had a great time working with HIRE LITTLE PEOPLE.com. It was a wonderful experience and we thank you for meeting our request. The little person you provied was great. We loved having him at our party. Thank you. - Dr. Deanna Romano "Ever since we hired a little person to promote our company at college bars, our online sales increased by 30%." - Tim Mack, Founder www.IloveROADHEAD.com Disclaimer: Little people are first and foremost human beings, it is secondary that they are human beings who are of restricted growth. The use of the word "little person" or "midget" to describe someone of short stature may be considered offensive by some people, but we do not promote the discrimination of little people. This is merely a way to provide Little People with employment opportunities. It should be noted that the founder of this www.hireamidget.com is a member of Little People of America, Inc. (LPA). Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: Claw75 on August 21, 2009, 01:01:42 PM bookings currently restricted to the Philadelphia area :(
Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: TheChipPrince on August 21, 2009, 01:03:10 PM www.theminiman.co.uk/
Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: GreekStein on August 21, 2009, 01:03:49 PM bookings currently restricted to the Philadelphia area :( Trust a woman to find a fault! Pfft. There are several ways round this. Pretty easy tbh.... (A) we hire a from another midget rentals company. (B) Stu Hopkin does the job on his knees all weekend. It's something he's used to anyway. Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: TightEnd on August 21, 2009, 01:11:16 PM Blondepoker: Obviously the little fella will be wearing a blonde badge or two. DTD remains an area very uncluttered amongst other advertisers and in this way Blonde Poker will gain a huge exposure and benefit from very high levels of standout. In turn, the 300+ tournament players plus reams and reams of cash/smaller stakes tournament players that pass through DTD will see wee Mikey and not only be driven to Blonde Poker forum and live updates but in turn to the cardroom and hence, yet more revenue. More users also = more advertising revenue for Blonde. (Thank me later Tighty).
Thank you Rake another $858 on our card-room and I will thank you again. :)up Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: Claw75 on August 21, 2009, 01:11:55 PM Get Jon MW to do it imo
Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: Dingdell on August 21, 2009, 01:12:41 PM Does Barry Neville know or will it be a complete surprise? Obv the surprise element is more comedic......
Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: boldie on August 21, 2009, 01:13:44 PM Top idea this...how much is a share?
Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: GreekStein on August 21, 2009, 01:14:54 PM Does Barry Neville know or will it be a complete surprise? Obv the surprise element is more comedic...... I've already had a pm asking the same question. What do you all think? My thought was that if Bazza stumbles upon the thread then at least it gives us an idea of whether Barry would bite his nose off or not. Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: GreekStein on August 21, 2009, 01:15:51 PM Top idea this...how much is a share? Not sure yet. You don't have to express an amount just yet. Just gauging interest first! Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: boldie on August 21, 2009, 01:17:49 PM Top idea this...how much is a share? Not sure yet. You don't have to express an amount just yet. Just gauging interest first! Always interested in midgets, me. Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: Nakor on August 21, 2009, 05:20:12 PM Cos you are a brave brave man.
Very funny also. Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: Longy on August 21, 2009, 05:50:31 PM Does Barry Neville know or will it be a complete surprise? Obv the surprise element is more comedic...... I've already had a pm asking the same question. What do you all think? My thought was that if Bazza stumbles upon the thread then at least it gives us an idea of whether Barry would bite his nose off or not. Surprise ftw, though I think we better check the midgets passport and make sure he is from this country. If it is an Albanian midget, i am going into a witness protection programme. Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: thetank on August 21, 2009, 06:31:51 PM Even if midget is from this country you should dress it up as an Albanian.
You know, with the hat and stuff. Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: thetank on August 21, 2009, 06:39:33 PM I was gonna help you out with a picture of a midget Albanian but my google language settings are stuck on Pirate and I have no clue what's going on.
(http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/tigmong/piratesettings.jpg) Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: StuartHopkin on August 21, 2009, 06:54:22 PM www.theminiman.co.uk/ You wouldnt fuckin dare do this Cos Heres your guy Would be the funniest thing ever PS gonna post that picture Barry took of you at DTD last night at somepoint Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: gatso on August 21, 2009, 07:02:01 PM www.theminiman.co.uk/ that's a dwarf, not a midget does this affect the proposal? Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: Amatay on August 21, 2009, 07:05:36 PM www.theminiman.co.uk/ that's a dwarf, not a midget does this affect the proposal? and he has got ginger hair. run bad much?? Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: GreekStein on August 21, 2009, 07:06:40 PM www.theminiman.co.uk/ You wouldnt fuckin dare do this Cos Heres your guy Would be the funniest thing ever PS gonna post that picture Barry took of you at DTD last night at somepoint I would. I can tame Barry. He knows I've got game and trust me, he doesn't want two tickets to my gun show. Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: Colchester Kev on August 25, 2009, 10:44:35 PM DO IT ... have him dressed as Bazzers butler .... would be immense LOL
Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: Woodsey on August 25, 2009, 11:08:55 PM DO IT ... have him dressed as Bazzers FYP Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: Mango99 on September 07, 2009, 05:36:32 PM Did this take place? If so, what was the Big Man's reaction?
Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: GreekStein on September 07, 2009, 06:18:32 PM It will take place. Date TBC.
Infact Big Bazza mentioned it to me at the weekend, when, coincidentally I think he broke the world record for using the words 'daft cont' the most times in one sentence. Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: pokerfan on September 07, 2009, 09:14:34 PM If you can get Kenny Baker im in.
Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: kinboshi on September 07, 2009, 10:06:39 PM Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: EvilPie on September 07, 2009, 10:18:49 PM FYFYP Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: StuartHopkin on September 08, 2009, 12:11:11 PM Massive Sigh
These would have been perfect We could have had them all rugby tackling Barry everytime he stood up www.microwrestling.com Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: Dingdell on September 08, 2009, 12:16:27 PM Massive Sigh These would have been perfect We could have had them all rugby tackling Barry everytime he stood up www.microwrestling.com I am seriously concerned about Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: kinboshi on September 08, 2009, 12:59:35 PM Massive Sigh These would have been perfect We could have had them all rugby tackling Barry everytime he stood up www.microwrestling.com I am seriously concerned about If only you were privy to the conversation in the curry house! :D Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: EvilPie on September 08, 2009, 01:55:45 PM Massive Sigh These would have been perfect We could have had them all rugby tackling Barry everytime he stood up www.microwrestling.com I am seriously concerned about If only you were privy to the conversation in the curry house! :D ;adamm; Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: kinboshi on September 08, 2009, 02:57:11 PM Massive Sigh These would have been perfect We could have had them all rugby tackling Barry everytime he stood up www.microwrestling.com I am seriously concerned about If only you were privy to the conversation in the curry house! :D ;adamm; ;sleep; rotflmfao (how cliquey?) Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: Claw75 on September 08, 2009, 03:59:04 PM Massive Sigh These would have been perfect We could have had them all rugby tackling Barry everytime he stood up www.microwrestling.com I am seriously concerned about If only you were privy to the conversation in the curry house! :D ;adamm; ;sleep; rotflmfao (how cliquey?) Very. share with the whole class please. Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: StuartHopkin on September 08, 2009, 04:05:23 PM Massive Sigh These would have been perfect We could have had them all rugby tackling Barry everytime he stood up www.microwrestling.com I am seriously concerned about If only you were privy to the conversation in the curry house! :D ;adamm; ;sleep; rotflmfao (how cliquey?) Very. share with the whole class please. In your dreams Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: EvilPie on September 08, 2009, 04:42:50 PM Massive Sigh These would have been perfect We could have had them all rugby tackling Barry everytime he stood up www.microwrestling.com I am seriously concerned about If only you were privy to the conversation in the curry house! :D ;adamm; ;sleep; rotflmfao (how cliquey?) Very. share with the whole class please. In your dreams rotflmfao Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: GreekStein on September 08, 2009, 04:50:49 PM Massive Sigh These would have been perfect We could have had them all rugby tackling Barry everytime he stood up www.microwrestling.com I am seriously concerned about If only you were privy to the conversation in the curry house! :D ;adamm; ;sleep; rotflmfao (how cliquey?) Very. share with the whole class please. In your dreams rotflmfao I heard about this. You dirty dirty bastards. Claw you don't wanna know - Stu always has dreams about you. Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: Claw75 on September 08, 2009, 04:53:42 PM Claw you don't wanna know - Stu always has dreams about you. ooh I do. If someone doesn't tell, I'm going to tell about the dream I had about Dan the other night. Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: GreekStein on September 08, 2009, 04:56:18 PM Claw you don't wanna know - Stu always has dreams about you. ooh I do. If someone doesn't tell, I'm going to tell about the dream I had about Dan the other night. The nickname marathon man literally ONLY applies to his running. Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: Claw75 on September 08, 2009, 04:58:14 PM Claw you don't wanna know - Stu always has dreams about you. ooh I do. If someone doesn't tell, I'm going to tell about the dream I had about Dan the other night. The nickname marathon man literally ONLY applies to his running. he seemed to be doing quite well with the other guy in my dream tbf.... Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: StuartHopkin on September 09, 2009, 02:14:31 PM Claw you don't wanna know - Stu always has dreams about you. ooh I do. If someone doesn't tell, I'm going to tell about the dream I had about Dan the other night. The nickname marathon man literally ONLY applies to his running. he seemed to be doing quite well with the other guy in my dream tbf.... Was the other guy of a Halal orientation? Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: AndrewT on September 09, 2009, 02:21:20 PM Claw you don't wanna know - Stu always has dreams about you. ooh I do. If someone doesn't tell, I'm going to tell about the dream I had about Dan the other night. The nickname marathon man literally ONLY applies to his running. Didn't stop him trying to get into her snickers. Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on October 20, 2009, 04:05:02 PM Haha, an old mate of mine went on his stag do this weekend and i've just seen the pictures..
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=logo#/photo.php?pid=9248248&id=861090103 Title: Re: Larry the Lobster becomes Mike the Midget!.....PART 2. (Interest thread) Post by: bolt pp on October 20, 2009, 04:58:46 PM Haha, an old mate of mine went on his stag do this weekend and i've just seen the pictures.. http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=logo#/photo.php?pid=9248248&id=861090103 I feel a bit bad for the midget, hope he got free drinks all night |