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Title: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: StuartHopkin on August 26, 2009, 03:20:43 PM
Just found out I need to order my new car next week if I want it before Christmas

Its going to be an Audi A5 but im struggling with understanding the spec as I dont do car things.

Quattro? - Is this some 4 wheel drive malarky? I seem to remember saying I should make sure it was a Quattro??? Is this good advice?

MultiwultiTiptronic??? What the hell is this about? Is it to do with the gears? Should I be interested, I just want a manual car!

Help!

Any other advice welcomed


Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: Longines on August 26, 2009, 03:44:53 PM
Quattro? - Is this some 4 wheel drive malarky? I seem to remember saying I should make sure it was a Quattro??? Is this good advice?

It means do you want the 70s pop rock CD preinstalled.

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MultiwultiTiptronic???

Onboard neon-clad gratuity dispensers.

HTH.


Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: kinboshi on August 26, 2009, 03:48:25 PM
Just found out I need to order my new car next week if I want it before Christmas

Its going to be an Audi A5 but im struggling with understanding the spec as I dont do car things.

Quattro? - Is this some 4 wheel drive malarky? I seem to remember saying I should make sure it was a Quattro??? Is this good advice?

MultiwultiTiptronic??? What the hell is this about? Is it to do with the gears? Should I be interested, I just want a manual car!

Help!

Any other advice welcomed

Sigh.


Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: boldie on August 26, 2009, 04:45:25 PM
Just found out I need to order my new car next week if I want it before Christmas

Its going to be an Audi A5 but im struggling with understanding the spec as I dont do car things.

Quattro? - Is this some 4 wheel drive malarky? I seem to remember saying I should make sure it was a Quattro??? Is this good advice?

MultiwultiTiptronic??? What the hell is this about? Is it to do with the gears? Should I be interested, I just want a manual car!

Help!

Any other advice welcomed

Sigh, you feckin' clown!

FYP.


Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: MPOWER on August 26, 2009, 04:45:54 PM
Hello Chap I'm sorry to read this.  

"Its going to be an Audi A5"

I'm gutted for you. I Hope your OK. if you need anything PM me.
 
My 1000th post should be a happy event but sometimes support for others is
far more important.

Regards

M





Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: SeanH on August 26, 2009, 04:55:20 PM
Just found out I need to order my new car next week if I want it before Christmas

Its going to be an Audi A5 but im struggling with understanding the spec as I dont do car things.

Quattro? - Is this some 4 wheel drive malarky? I seem to remember saying I should make sure it was a Quattro??? Is this good advice?

MultiwultiTiptronic??? What the hell is this about? Is it to do with the gears? Should I be interested, I just want a manual car!

Help!

Any other advice welcomed


Quattro basically means it would be Four Wheel Drive rather than it being Forward Wheel Drive

Multi Tiptronic is bascially an Automatic Gearbox with the Option to drive the Car Semi-Automatic with Flappy Paddles behind the Steering Wheel which you need to use when you want to change gear.

Just go into the Showroom and tell them you want a manual gearbox, not a Tiptronic nor a DSG gearbox (Trust me you don't want to ask what DSG is.)

Any other questions PM me as I know Audis pretty well.


Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: henrik777 on August 26, 2009, 05:03:10 PM
Ask if you get free livery.

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Sandy


Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: gatso on August 26, 2009, 05:31:17 PM
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Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: EvilPie on August 26, 2009, 05:48:22 PM
Just make sure it's got front and rear parking sensors.

Everything else is irrelevant for you mate.


Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: EvilPie on August 26, 2009, 05:49:36 PM
Seriously though.

Get the quattro. Much better than front wheel drive.

Make sure you get the sport model. The other one looks ghey.

Make sure you get 19" wheels. The others look ghey.


Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: Dewi_cool on August 26, 2009, 06:06:25 PM
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Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: Nakor on August 26, 2009, 06:09:32 PM
Seriously though.

Get the quattro. Much better than front wheel drive.

Make sure you get the sport model. The other one looks ghey.

Make sure you get 19" wheels. The others look ghey.

Non Sport and small wheels - DUCY? ;)


Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: StuartHopkin on August 26, 2009, 06:49:41 PM
Hello Chap I'm sorry to read this.  

"Its going to be an Audi A5"

I'm gutted for you. I Hope your OK. if you need anything PM me.
 
My 1000th post should be a happy event but sometimes support for others is
far more important.

Regards

M



Do we actually have some reason behind this?

Obv you like you BMW's but unless you can give me a valid reason I wont be changing my mind.

Had a 320 coupe for the last two years and really liked it, apart from when the tyre fell off the wheel at 100mph.

Just felt like a change.


Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: boldie on August 27, 2009, 08:26:19 AM
Hello Chap I'm sorry to read this.  

"Its going to be an Audi A5"

I'm gutted for you. I Hope your OK. if you need anything PM me.
 
My 1000th post should be a happy event but sometimes support for others is
far more important.

Regards

M



Do we actually have some reason behind this?

Obv you like you BMW's but unless you can give me a valid reason I wont be changing my mind.

Had a 320 coupe for the last two years and really liked it, apart from when the tyre fell off the wheel at 100mph.

Just felt like a change.
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Should have had a change before the tyre came off at 100Mph IMO.


Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: StuartHopkin on August 27, 2009, 09:45:55 AM
Hello Chap I'm sorry to read this.  

"Its going to be an Audi A5"

I'm gutted for you. I Hope your OK. if you need anything PM me.
 
My 1000th post should be a happy event but sometimes support for others is
far more important.

Regards

M



Do we actually have some reason behind this?

Obv you like you BMW's but unless you can give me a valid reason I wont be changing my mind.

Had a 320 coupe for the last two years and really liked it, apart from when the tyre fell off the wheel at 100mph.

Just felt like a change.

Should have had a change before the tyre came off at 100Mph IMO.

Yeah wasnt the happiest day of my life, the man at Kwik-Fit said 'WTF, I have never seen one do this, you must have been doin some'

If I'd listened to Matt we would have been dead, when I thought something was wrong he said 'it's fine, just a dodgy bit of road'




Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: boldie on August 27, 2009, 10:01:52 AM
Hello Chap I'm sorry to read this.  

"Its going to be an Audi A5"

I'm gutted for you. I Hope your OK. if you need anything PM me.
 
My 1000th post should be a happy event but sometimes support for others is
far more important.

Regards

M



Do we actually have some reason behind this?

Obv you like you BMW's but unless you can give me a valid reason I wont be changing my mind.

Had a 320 coupe for the last two years and really liked it, apart from when the tyre fell off the wheel at 100mph.

Just felt like a change.

Should have had a change before the tyre came off at 100Mph IMO.

Yeah wasnt the happiest day of my life, the man at Kwik-Fit said 'WTF, I have never seen one do this, you must have been doin some'

If I'd listened to Matt we would have been dead, when I thought something was wrong he said 'it's fine, just a dodgy bit of road'




Matt must really like your stereo or something.


Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: Kev B on August 27, 2009, 11:21:15 AM
A5 2.0TDI  S line special edition FTW. Not for you though, I pick it up in about 10 weeks.  ;karabiner;


Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: donerkebab on August 27, 2009, 11:31:56 AM
Balla gotta be S5 really


Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: EvilPie on August 27, 2009, 11:39:09 AM
Balla gotta be S5 really

That would be the S 5 I guess? I had a look at one of those when they first came out.

Nice bit of kit. £41k a bit steep though don't you think?


Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: StuartHopkin on August 27, 2009, 12:11:37 PM
Balla gotta be S5 really

That would be the S 5 I guess? I had a look at one of those when they first came out.

Nice bit of kit. £41k a bit steep though don't you think?

Not really they are the shnuts.

Quotes are all over the place and out of control at the mo so I dont know what im doing.

I cant believe its £27 a month extra for the pretty headlights


Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: donerkebab on August 27, 2009, 12:13:48 PM
Yep sorry S 5 - not the 5 of clubs
41K is small change to a proper balla...

But yeah u gotta get the pretty headlights - how else you gonna tailgate someone and show you mean business


Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: lazaroonie on August 27, 2009, 01:28:30 PM
yup, wouldnt be an audi driver without them driving right up yer chuff.


Title: Re: Car help needed (blatant brag post)
Post by: FuglyBaz on August 30, 2009, 01:45:49 PM
nice brag post Mr Hopkin...