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Title: First posts quiz
Post by: Claw75 on September 01, 2009, 01:35:57 AM
Quoted below are the first posts of a number of eminent (and not so eminent) blondeites. No cheating now, how many can you guess?

EDIT: disclaimer - seemed like a good idea for a quiz when I thought of it, but not so sure now. I'm posting it anyway though to save having wasted (another) 10 minutes of my time!

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OK, [author] here in Copenhagen, updates within 5 minutes, & for the rest of the night.

If you want to know how someone is doing, just ask, & I will find out for you.

OK, update now imminent.....

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Good luck Burnley John ........
Hello Simon.


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down to the last 2 tables at the moment on a will hill mtt.
the following conversation just took place between the 2 chip leaders (names have been changed to protect the guilty)

player1: player2  you and i should probably stay out of hands against each other
player1: we can solidify our placing
x_caz_x: nh
Thorn_86: puffs
Lalarina: ty
player2: yep

so the question is, should i report this to support (so far they haven't gone up against each other in a hand) or just ignore it?

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Just booked tickets to go and watch the play, 'Dealer's Choice' with Ross Boatman in it.

anyone else seen it?

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Hi, m8

I went to Luton to see Tikay (SKYPOKER) play but he went out early on Level 4

The GUKPT had 368 entrants so far, with another days play tomorrow

The prize money so far was £368,000

So I stayed to watch the action and chatted to a woman in black from

Badbeat.com. She was interviewing players who were well known and had gone out early. She had not spoken to Tikay,she said "Who?"

I started watching Dave Colclough's table (El Blondie) and he was joined by Mickie Werner who has been on Sky recently.

they played OK, but one short stack pushed with 5 6 and was called by 2 other players with A K and A Q.
All 3 turned over their cards before the flop and the short stack got up and started to walk away,... but the flop went 3 5 5 Q 7

so he had won with trip fives. They had to call him back to tell him he had won.

About 11.30pm Dave Colclough went all in with Ace King and after a long think was called by another player with pocket Queens.

The flop went 7 2 4 4 2 and Dave was out.queens and fours winning.

I had a nice chat with Dave and he let me take a picture of us together

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I dont get up in time for breakfast so its just a cuppa when I get to work

Hello btw :)

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23SPADES here on new name cant remember password so set up a new acc lol

one of the boys just rang 10 min ago so it should be ok ish big tr out con out pocket 72out martyn cav out ul m8 ajack was on 28k goodwin 8k gwibow 28 ,,,,,about 10 min ago

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Its totally weird this.

When i was back in high school we used to pin up a different poll everyday on the wall with a pen and people would answer by the end of the day and a count was taken

Anyho th question in this forum was one we ourselves took a vote on and the majority of the girls did say the peed when then poohed.

Hope that clears things up (But i would recommend using toilet paper instead!!)

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nice site guys and best of luck with it

glad to see you have a forum up and running with decent software too

few improvements i would like to see to the forum to make it smoother

1) new disscussion in general caterory "how to" so that people looking for help in there game can post hands etc etc to get help on without  reading thru all the junk that I and many others post on the general board

2) a disscussion in tournment news where travel and casino info can be swappped this will also help people looking to travel or goto new casinos get the info they need without seeing Myself and sensitive sammy fighting over fire safety in a mulitstory building


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: The Camel on September 01, 2009, 01:41:10 AM
Got alot of spare time on your hands?

(Number 1 is Tikay btw.)


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: tikay on September 01, 2009, 01:41:17 AM

5) Mr Crow.

7) Mr Loony Fisher.

# 1 is too tricky. The very beginning.


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: Claw75 on September 01, 2009, 01:42:47 AM
Got alot of spare time on your hands?


yes. unemployed and single ftw!


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: The Camel on September 01, 2009, 01:45:07 AM
Got alot of spare time on your hands?


yes. unemployed and single ftw!

Ever heard of online poker? It can be quite profitable :)


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: thetank on September 01, 2009, 01:49:56 AM
#2 Kev perhaps?


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: Longy on September 01, 2009, 01:52:20 AM
2 is Kev

3 is Gatso i think

So sad that i can even make guesses at this but I was bored the other week and that is how I found bolt's first post.


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: Claw75 on September 01, 2009, 01:53:46 AM
yes, all right so far. Thought Gatso's would stump peeps for longer!


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: thetank on September 01, 2009, 01:54:37 AM
Snoopy is #1?



Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: gatso on September 01, 2009, 01:57:52 AM
yes, all right so far. Thought Gatso's would stump peeps for longer!

I got it cos it's got my screenname in, otherwise probs wouldn't have


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: Claw75 on September 01, 2009, 01:59:25 AM
yes, all right so far. Thought Gatso's would stump peeps for longer!

I got it cos it's got my screenname in, otherwise probs wouldn't have

player1?


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: gatso on September 01, 2009, 02:00:01 AM
9 is ironstein, I've seen that one before, one of the first posts ever iirc


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: thetank on September 01, 2009, 02:03:29 AM
Claw75 for #4?

Narcicist putting yourself in the quiz


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: gatso on September 01, 2009, 02:05:15 AM
Claw75 for #4?

Narcicist putting yourself in the quiz

cunning if so. I remember no. 4 being posted, just not whose it is

I'm intrigued by the thread that led to no. 8


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: thetank on September 01, 2009, 02:05:54 AM
9 is ironstein, I've seen that one before, one of the first posts ever iirc

Good shout

Moaning from day 1, who else could it be?


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: Claw75 on September 01, 2009, 02:07:49 AM
yep Ironside is correct. Number 4 ain't me!


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: thetank on September 01, 2009, 02:08:31 AM

I'm intrigued by the thread that led to no. 8


Thread rings a bell with me, think it's 2006.

Somebody asked whether people peed a little when they took a shit.


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: gatso on September 01, 2009, 02:08:53 AM
just checked claw's. not no. 4, her's would be far too easy to get if she'd posted it


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: thetank on September 01, 2009, 02:09:19 AM
Could #8 be you?


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: Claw75 on September 01, 2009, 02:10:18 AM
summary so far

1 Tikay
2 Kev
3 Gatso
4 ???
5 Crow
6 ???
7 Sofa King
8 ???
9 Ironside


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: tikay on September 01, 2009, 02:10:33 AM

# 5 could be Flushy.


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: thetank on September 01, 2009, 02:10:51 AM
kinboshi for #8?


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: tikay on September 01, 2009, 02:11:32 AM

Indy for # 4?


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: Claw75 on September 01, 2009, 02:11:41 AM

I'm intrigued by the thread that led to no. 8


Thread rings a bell with me, think it's 2006.

Somebody asked whether people peed a little when they took a shit.

correct. I remembered it because comments were made on the thread about it being a fantastic first post. Thought that would be one of the first guessed tbh. No, it's not me!


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: Claw75 on September 01, 2009, 02:13:09 AM
they're good, but they're not right

(http://fest.theskinny.co.uk/media/images/15335/15335_medium.jpg)


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: Claw75 on September 01, 2009, 02:13:50 AM

# 5 could be Flushy.

;D


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: Claw75 on September 01, 2009, 02:15:16 AM
boldie for #8?

nope


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: thetank on September 01, 2009, 02:15:59 AM
Yeah, I decided that wasn't write as soon as I hit post.

Are we looking for a female?


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: The Camel on September 01, 2009, 02:16:30 AM
Had to check mine out.

and post "Mad O'Rourkes Pie Factory - How to Get There".

I thank you.

What a suprise, it's about pies.


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: thetank on September 01, 2009, 02:17:33 AM
I think mine recommends 20 buy-ins as a decent sized bankroll for sitngos ::)

Either the games were much simpler or I was much simpler or a little bitta both


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: Claw75 on September 01, 2009, 02:23:36 AM
Yeah, I decided that wasn't write as soon as I hit post.

Are we looking for a female?

nope, all blokes


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: thetank on September 01, 2009, 02:27:46 AM
Cloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos plz


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: Claw75 on September 01, 2009, 02:33:26 AM
Cloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos plz

Ok. One of the mystery posters is quite old. Another has a reputation for enjoying the company of farmyard animals. The third is too tall for pretty much anything.


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: gatso on September 01, 2009, 02:34:18 AM
ralph, dewi and silo then?


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: thetank on September 01, 2009, 02:35:09 AM
Cloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos plz

Ok. One of the mystery posters is quite old. Another has a reputation for enjoying the company of farmyard animals. The third is too tall for pretty much anything.

I asked for clues, not the answers ffs


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: Claw75 on September 01, 2009, 02:35:16 AM
ralph, dewi and silo then?

1/3


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: thetank on September 01, 2009, 02:35:39 AM
KingPoker for #8?


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: Claw75 on September 01, 2009, 02:36:35 AM
KingPoker for #8?

 ;applause;


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: gatso on September 01, 2009, 02:38:24 AM
damn, guessed at the wrong welshy


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: thetank on September 01, 2009, 02:42:53 AM
Greekstein for 4?

silo for 6? he reads blonde at work I think


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: Graham C on September 01, 2009, 09:06:53 AM
Greekstein for 4?

silo for 6? he reads blonde at work I think

 ;shame;

I think the cuppa one is me, sounds like something I'd say.

Is the play with Ross Boatman Indy?


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: G1BTW on September 01, 2009, 09:40:12 AM
Got alot of spare time on your hands?


yes. unemployed and single ftw!

I learned about the expression 'ftw' on blonde. Maybe it's one of these things that's big in England that takes time to seep up north. I had to work it out myself. For ages I thought it meant 'f*ck the world!'.
OMG, I thought, these people are ****ing angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: mondatoo on September 01, 2009, 10:06:58 AM
What was the 1st ever post on blonde ?


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: Claw75 on September 01, 2009, 10:12:32 AM
Greekstein for 4?

silo for 6? he reads blonde at work I think

yup yup wd


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: thetank on September 01, 2009, 02:05:55 PM
Good quiz Claw  :)up


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: gatso on September 01, 2009, 02:08:07 PM
Good quiz Claw  :)up

can we play again?


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: bolt pp on September 01, 2009, 02:11:41 PM
Good quiz Claw  :)up

can we play again?

latest posts quiz?


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: thetank on September 01, 2009, 02:13:10 PM
Archetypal posts quiz


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: gatso on September 01, 2009, 02:13:40 PM

was that one bolt?


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: bolt pp on September 01, 2009, 02:13:58 PM
Archetypal posts quiz

racist ban imo


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: bolt pp on September 01, 2009, 02:14:28 PM

gatso


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: gatso on September 01, 2009, 02:14:34 PM
Archetypal posts quiz

and that was tank's last one. this version of the quiz may be too easy


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: gatso on September 01, 2009, 02:14:51 PM

bolt


Title: Re: First posts quiz
Post by: bolt pp on September 01, 2009, 02:15:12 PM
we pwn this game