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Title: GENIUS !!
Post by: Colchester Kev on September 03, 2009, 01:14:30 PM
Met up with outragous76 (Guy) last night and we hit the £5 rebuy at Duffs.. Guy has written a superb review of the place here http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=43895.0

Anyway .. long story short, I cashed 3rd for £68 ... should have won the lot but got fished out twice 3 handed... Schooled Guy a few times on the FT, but modesty prevents me from gloating :D


Now the genius part ... Went for a wee and in the toilets they had a little silver basket by the sinks ... in this basket were 9 yes thats right, NINE cans of deodorant .. all different.  How genius is that, so bloody simple yet so brilliant ... why doesn't every poker room/casino do the same.


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: kinboshi on September 03, 2009, 01:15:13 PM
'Tis a good idea.  A lot of poker players smell.

(Did you use all 9?)


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: Colchester Kev on September 03, 2009, 01:16:15 PM
'Tis a good idea.  A lot of poker players smell.

(Did you use all 9?)

I had a squirt, when i went for a squirt :)


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: Dingdell on September 03, 2009, 01:19:09 PM
There have been perfumes and toiletries in ladies loos for a long time but I've not seen them in a poker room loo yet. Did they have them i the ladies too or were they discriminating and suggesting that only men smell?


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: Colchester Kev on September 03, 2009, 01:20:36 PM
There have been perfumes and toiletries in ladies loos for a long time but I've not seen them in a poker room loo yet. Did they have them i the ladies too or were they discriminating and suggesting that only men smell?


Didnt look in the ladies loo .... Was my first visit, dont want them to know I am a pervert just yet,




Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: kinboshi on September 03, 2009, 01:20:39 PM
There have been perfumes and toiletries in ladies loos for a long time but I've not seen them in a poker room loo yet. Did they have them i the ladies too or were they discriminating and suggesting that only men smell?

Kev, we await your answer.


(Damn, 3 seconds too slow :D)


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: GreekStein on September 03, 2009, 02:23:49 PM
I dont wanna touch the cans when half the blokes don't wash their hands.


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: thetank on September 03, 2009, 02:29:18 PM
I dont wanna touch the cans when half the blokes don't wash their hands.

You could wash yer hands after no?


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: GreekStein on September 03, 2009, 02:38:50 PM
I dont wanna touch the cans when half the blokes don't wash their hands.

You could wash yer hands after no?

Still rank but I'm an abs hygiene nit.


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: Claw75 on September 03, 2009, 02:45:37 PM
trouble is the people that use it are probs the ones that don't need to!


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: kinboshi on September 03, 2009, 03:15:48 PM
trouble is the people that use it are probs the ones that don't need to!

So they need someone paid to stand at the door of the loos, spraying the smelly ones as they go out.


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: pokefast on September 03, 2009, 04:26:15 PM
Did they have no7 for men?


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: bolt pp on September 03, 2009, 04:28:12 PM
they tried the old toilet assistant thing in woolwich when they first opened a witherspoons(high class gaff for woolwich) but everyone kept beating him up, they had to have one bouncer on the door and one in the toilet before they decided just to give up


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: kinboshi on September 03, 2009, 05:03:43 PM
they tried the old toilet assistant thing in woolwich when they first opened a witherspoons(high class gaff for woolwich) but everyone kept beating him up, they had to have one bouncer on the door and one in the toilet before they decided just to give up

No respect...


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: bolt pp on September 03, 2009, 05:05:45 PM
they tried the old toilet assistant thing in woolwich when they first opened a witherspoons(high class gaff for woolwich) but everyone kept beating him up, they had to have one bouncer on the door and one in the toilet before they decided just to give up

No respect...

nope, it was me that used to beat him up, but i only did it to nick the coppers out of his bowl


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: kinboshi on September 03, 2009, 05:06:14 PM
they tried the old toilet assistant thing in woolwich when they first opened a witherspoons(high class gaff for woolwich) but everyone kept beating him up, they had to have one bouncer on the door and one in the toilet before they decided just to give up

No respect...

nope, it was me that used to beat him up, but i only did it to nick the coppers out of his bowl

You wouldn't have done it if he was your dad.


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: thetank on September 03, 2009, 05:06:58 PM
I thought it was the coppers nicking you


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: Longy on September 03, 2009, 05:29:50 PM
I dont wanna touch the cans when half the blokes don't wash their hands.

You could wash yer hands after no?

Still rank but I'm an abs hygiene nit.

Geez how do you get on playing live poker, handling the chips etc


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: outragous76 on September 03, 2009, 05:38:35 PM
Met up with outragous76 (Guy) last night and we hit the £5 rebuy at Duffs.. Guy has written a superb review of the place here http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=43895.0

Anyway .. long story short, I cashed 3rd for £68 ... should have won the lot but got fished out twice 3 handed... Schooled Guy a few times on the FT, but modesty prevents me from gloating :D


Now the genius part ... Went for a wee and in the toilets they had a little silver basket by the sinks ... in this basket were 9 yes thats right, NINE cans of deodorant .. all different.  How genius is that, so bloody simple yet so brilliant ... why doesn't every poker room/casino do the same.

Thats right Kev schooled me! He reshipped me with AK and TT  :D

My final table draw was terribad with Kev to my left and another big stack to his - i raise folded off my CL more times than tommy mthfkn C.

I also spazzed of 15bb's with k4ss  - convincing myself i was 'way ahead' of the table rocks 4x from the CO....... - Kev - i cant even begin to tell you my thought process but it all made sense for about the half a milli second before i jammed knowing she wasnt passing - meh!

Running like stephen hawkins helped too

Fair play to Kev he played well - and it was great to meet you fella

As for the deodorant .............. great idea..........



Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: thetank on September 03, 2009, 05:42:33 PM
My Dad's a nob :(


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: Graham C on September 03, 2009, 06:02:52 PM
Nice result Kev :)

Good of you to have a spray, outragous76 didn't like to say anything


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: turny on September 03, 2009, 06:04:36 PM
I dont wanna touch the cans when half the blokes don't wash their hands.

You could wash yer hands after no?

Still rank but I'm an abs hygiene nit.

oh dear im sure you will love the toilets in the club tomorrow night lol


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: gatso on September 03, 2009, 09:11:08 PM
My Dad's a nob :(

ffs tank, did you not see what happened last time someone wrote nob on a thread?


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: gatso on September 03, 2009, 09:17:34 PM
they tried the old toilet assistant thing in woolwich

lol. wtf were they thinking. putting a bowl of pound coins and a load of aftershaves in the toilet of a woolwich pub and expecting them to not get nicked. that was never going to go well


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: Colchester Kev on September 03, 2009, 10:11:27 PM
Met up with outragous76 (Guy) last night and we hit the £5 rebuy at Duffs.. Guy has written a superb review of the place here http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=43895.0

Anyway .. long story short, I cashed 3rd for £68 ... should have won the lot but got fished out twice 3 handed... Schooled Guy a few times on the FT, but modesty prevents me from gloating :D


Now the genius part ... Went for a wee and in the toilets they had a little silver basket by the sinks ... in this basket were 9 yes thats right, NINE cans of deodorant .. all different.  How genius is that, so bloody simple yet so brilliant ... why doesn't every poker room/casino do the same.

Thats right Kev schooled me! He reshipped me with AK and TT  :D

My final table draw was terribad with Kev to my left and another big stack to his - i raise folded off my CL more times than tommy mthfkn C.

I also spazzed of 15bb's with k4ss  - convincing myself i was 'way ahead' of the table rocks 4x from the CO....... - Kev - i cant even begin to tell you my thought process but it all made sense for about the half a milli second before i jammed knowing she wasnt passing - meh!

Running like stephen hawkins helped too

Fair play to Kev he played well - and it was great to meet you fella

As for the deodorant .............. great idea..........



AK and  5c 6c ... I crapped em when the young fella next to me went into the tank before passing AJ ;)


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: outragous76 on September 03, 2009, 10:19:25 PM
Met up with outragous76 (Guy) last night and we hit the £5 rebuy at Duffs.. Guy has written a superb review of the place here http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=43895.0

Anyway .. long story short, I cashed 3rd for £68 ... should have won the lot but got fished out twice 3 handed... Schooled Guy a few times on the FT, but modesty prevents me from gloating :D


Now the genius part ... Went for a wee and in the toilets they had a little silver basket by the sinks ... in this basket were 9 yes thats right, NINE cans of deodorant .. all different.  How genius is that, so bloody simple yet so brilliant ... why doesn't every poker room/casino do the same.

Thats right Kev schooled me! He reshipped me with AK and TT  :D

My final table draw was terribad with Kev to my left and another big stack to his - i raise folded off my CL more times than tommy mthfkn C.

I also spazzed of 15bb's with k4ss  - convincing myself i was 'way ahead' of the table rocks 4x from the CO....... - Kev - i cant even begin to tell you my thought process but it all made sense for about the half a milli second before i jammed knowing she wasnt passing - meh!

Running like stephen hawkins helped too

Fair play to Kev he played well - and it was great to meet you fella

As for the deodorant .............. great idea..........



AK and  5c 6c ... I crapped em when the young fella next to me went into the tank before passing AJ ;)

i know - i thought he was passing a monster - you looked nervous - but i still couldnt justify the call with 3's - not with the rest of teh value on teh table - do you know who won?


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: Colchester Kev on September 03, 2009, 10:24:01 PM
The young lad in blue T-Shirt.

The one you doubled up twice !!


Title: Re: GENIUS !!
Post by: outragous76 on September 03, 2009, 10:33:09 PM
oh yes u mean usain!

runner runner 2 outer indeed -