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As per another thread, post pics of people you find attractive off the telly box you might otherwise get laughed at for/not quite good enough for the Gratuitous thread, Gents and Ladies welcome, this one is mine:

In before Gatso puts a pic of Lisa Tarbuck up.

FYP

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this is gonna be a sick thread

I have no intention of doing that. just remember her being a popular choice on a previous thread, I'm going to give this one some thought, I'm sure there are a few

(http://www.stevencarrigan.com/blog/uploaded_images/Frank-Skinner-731688.jpg)

start your own thread please ::)

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(http://tabootrinity.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/6a00d8341c2f0953ef0112796b900f28a4-500wi.jpg)

Good thinking booder

 ;hide;

cant remember  a female police officer on the bill that i didnt fancy i know itts so wrong

oi - this is unisex thread. Daveshoelace is an equal-opportunity thread creator.

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/08/17/birdsofafeather_1_396x222.jpg)

why shouldn't we fancy kelly brook?

Yep, the mingers women like is just as interesting and also very reassuring. One of the fittest girls I have ever met fancies Jeremy Clarkson, which means you always have a chance, no matter how small.

well I shouldn't - and I do, a bit

You just know she would be good in the bedroom........

Gatso,...please,who wouldn't.

Hate to say it but.......

+1

(http://estb.msn.com/i/33/CA4F209B709412B99C69E229AA34A.jpg)

(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/justin-celeb.jpg)

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00339/F_200706_June28TVpe_339921a.jpg)

i would love to smash their heads together

What do they call that old bint with the teeth? Not Esther, the one who's into rambling and stuff, used to be in charge of channel 4 or summat I think.

that's the point, everyone would therefore she doesn't belong on a thread for people that other people shouldn't fancy. I think. I've been really confused by lots of posts today tbh

It's all about totty YOU shouldn't fancy but do..IE ME.. awww bless.

yeah. can you throw in her daughter too? the one who played wonderwoman

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why shouldnt you fancy her, she was alright

That's  her. I bet she goes like a lavatory door.

yeah, I'm gonna have one from this thread and one from the other

I'll tell you another one. Her who plays Richard Briers wife in Ever Decreasing Circles.

!

Yep, I liked her when I was a kid, not now.

+ a million

You're still nobut a stripling.

Margo FTW

Nah. that was a diferent series.

(http://www.britishblogs.co.uk/images/230110.jpg)

characters name is anne

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(http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6258242,00.jpg)

bird from the IT crowd

You too eh Iron?

Jeez I have loads (and I always thought I was quite picky!)
(http://www.nndb.com/people/321/000030231/martin-freeman.jpg)

Penelope Wilton I think.

Someone find some pics for Tom please.

too right
and felicty kendall from the good life that richard briars had his fair share of lovely wifes on screen

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tara palmer tompkinson

Felicity Kendal is a shoo in.

Bit of a looker in her younger days

(http://www.fishup.ru/files/bf/34/3a/lg_5888951_PenelopeWilton.jpg)

And she's aged well

(http://www.thestage.co.uk/images/pics/6886.jpg)

Thats her.

(http://fashionfeen.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/taylor-momsen-sgy-000736.jpg)

Jenny mfkin Humphrey from Gossip Girl aka Taylor Momsen

(http://www.thebill.com/_uploads/images/imagelibrary/PersonnelFiles/PF_Weston5.jpg)
(http://www.thebill.com/_uploads/images/imagelibrary/PF_Moss4.jpg)
(http://www.thebill.com/_uploads/images/imagelibrary/PF_Walker5.jpg)
(http://www.thebill.com/_uploads/images/imagelibrary/502-01e.jpg)
(http://www.thebill.com/_uploads/images/imagelibrary/PersonnelFiles/PF_Armstrong2.jpg)
(http://www.badzena.com/young/young6.jpg)
(http://www.badzena.com/honey/honey1.jpg)

Bit of a theme developing there

policewoman strippergram for ironside at next blonde bash please

there are another few 100 from that show

not sure what it is about policewomen

as long as they look like someone from the bill

Is the top one Claire Goose?

I remember her from a long time ago. Very cute.

Kate Silverton

Who is 3rd one please?  She fine.
From the Bill?

kezia walker is character

tellly cooking bird

dave you do know who her dad is?

yep, its her I want to boink, not him

every time i look at her i keep thinking of him for that reason i am out (not that i had a chance anyway)

FYP
 ;hide;

wrong on sooooo many levels

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/02_1/MichaelPortilloPA_228x325.jpg)

lol claw.

def Carol Smilie for me.

Vicky B H yum......

(http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr358/girgy85/VickyBH.jpg)

I spanked it to Marie on more than one occasion ~ does that make me a bad person?

(http://www.181.fm/cache/images/Marie_Fredriksson.mega.jpg)

oh crikey. My sort of thread


Kirsty Allsop

Hazel Irvine

hell no, thats wrong

You missed the best ones out .... on a hunt now

Anita Anand


Great voice, real radio porn

yeah there are so many more

mind you kerry young has my ideal looks about her

+1

Twiggy now, not when she was an actual model

emily maitlis

just remember debbie mcallister

I have one that would end the thread, and kill my remaining reputation, such as it is, for ever

For that reason I will not post it

?

Not widdy. Or Edwina Currie.

just post your maggie thatcher pic ffs

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jfdi. can't be worse than claw's portillo fantasy

Yvette Fielding.....

(http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr358/girgy85/yvette-1.jpg)

lol - exactly what i was going to post before i worked out who it was :D

Only because I happen to know she goes for leggy blondes, which helps the thought process a little. Clare without the menage a trois scenario, not so hot

/thread

Hazel Irvine is a real shocker.

Mine is Zara Philips

told you

Zara belongs in the other thread, nothing unfanciable about her at all. Lovely girl

Hazel I wouldn't call a shocker.

sure is worse than portillo....

You don't mean the Iron Lady?

(http://danshas.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/margaret-thatcher.jpg)

nope, whole seperate thread for Mrs Thatcher and her ilk.

who has the power to ban the boss?

me but you cant afford the bribe for all teh agro i will have to put up with

BINGO   she was the one I was looking for  (plus a coupke of others)

Good:



Better:

Sofie Allsopp

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cHJbFUIrg0g/Skma8TbkPCI/AAAAAAAAB1k/PhMb1FChDgI/s320/bio-sofie-allsopp-s3x4_al.jpg)

thanks mich

kappor is just so wrong she would kill me (proberly with a knife for stalking her)

sigh i know, but i had to put her there  ;D

Penny smith

who was that actress who played a Lt in solider soilder and a wpc in between the lines

Holly Aird, and no shame in that !!

totally. Went to school with her. Other thread please


and for Keeley Hawes


and for Miranda raison from Spooks

She scrubs up well....

(http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr358/girgy85/fizz.jpg)

(http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr358/girgy85/ItsFizzfromCoronationSt.jpg)

Ms Norris

wrong holly was a cpl then a sgt in the rmps in solider soilder

Had a crush on this beauty when i was a nipper...

(http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr358/girgy85/anikarice.jpg)

(http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/8969/92076291zt4.jpg)

Natasha Kaplinsky xxx

Wrong Thread!

There's never a wrong thread for NK.

fAY RIPLEY

Beat me to it

No, I beat you to it, I bet

Sally Webster

(http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/sm3/may2007/6/0/DD50869F-BB40-935E-7312C85C41527C47.jpg)

Lesley Vickerage

Kevs traded her in for this....

(http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr358/girgy85/molly_compton_4.jpg)

allowed on this thread for same reason as Mo said earlier

(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2007_swimsuit/images/photos/07_beyonce_10.jpg)

Waiting for someone to post Laura Robson....

Yeah, but Sally has an awful voice tbh ...

go on then....

She ever been on TV?

emma chambers

Not until January 21st next year, your honour...

A certain Ally McCoist might agree.... ;whistle;

Here ya go...

(http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr358/girgy85/girls_winner_laura_robson_1962185.jpg)

(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/403/96/Dmh3s.0.0.0x0.660x816.jpeg)

Hence the thread title...

Susanna Reid from BBC breakfast

Tighty likes Cold Feet and BBC Sports coverage by the looks of things

oooh - he's going on the proper totty thread

Mmmmmmmm

claire macgregor

(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs185.snc1/6200_149989430637_613415637_3975433_1850052_n.jpg)

add in Spooks, BBC Politics Show and The Bill (mix em up preferably) and you just about have it sir.

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00442/SNF2602CGI_280_442341a.jpg)

Holly Oaks caters for all ages IMO.

other thread?

I quite like

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/spooks/images/characters-ros.jpg)

Took me a while but there's something there I think.

(http://i41.tinypic.com/2vjajkn.jpg)

F**k yeah!!

Definitely - only reason I sat through Aliens In The Attic  with my 9 yr old daughter,

Smiley Miley

good.

Makes Zack and Cody in the flipping house watchable, that's for sure

oi! wrong thread!

who is she please?

+ 1

It's called the Suite Life of Zach and Cody. Don't pretend that you don't know!

also probs for other thread:

(http://the-suite-life-on-deck.download-tvshows.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/brenda-song.jpg)

Plays Jacqui McQueen on Hollyoaks

Never watched Hollyoaks

Missing much?

Yvette Cooper

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45937000/jpg/_45937828_cooper_ap.jpg)

blimey.

Out there IMO.


good post lol

hmmmm, realised nearly all mine are comedians. must be something in the 'laugh a woman in to bed' theory

(http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/m/sacha_baron_cohen_190107/sacha_baron_cohen_1351849.jpg)
(http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/steve-coogan-actor.jpg)

no its just the best programme for totty on tv, thats all

Other than The Bill from the look of this thread.

One for Mr Prew:

(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/GailTrimbleST_450x300.jpg)

Nods

Clever lady

One for Kinboshi

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00035/F_200704_April24ed_i_35656a.jpg)

Most annoying, sycophantic woman around.

But, good shout Silo.

(http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/2353/0fmoe8v9kvn9.jpg)

Its Halle Berry for me

Oh and Sponge Bob

Halle hardly counts as someone you shouldn't fancy...

or Spongebob, though I am more of a Squidward man myself

Good face for radio IMO

Squidward FTW

(http://www.newsgab.com/forum/attachments/celebrity-pictures/164251d1236441762-kate-humble-kate_humble0012.jpg)

(http://www.pbs.org/weta/roughscience/series4/images/ellen.jpg)

(http://www.britishscienceassociation.org/NR/rdonlyres/15F58D57-486D-4B15-B6C6-D8545026A864/0/Kathy_600x600.jpg)

(http://www.open2.net/blogs/media/blogs/hermione_blackpool.jpg)

makes learning so fun

something about a woman with more brains than me there arent many

Squid is hardly a looker compared to Spongey

but this is the thread celebrating the quirkier lookers in Life. Spongey is too perfectly formed. Squidward is one for the less aesthetic, and should be celebrated as an undersea trasure, only magnified by his cantankerous character.

(http://www.ladieseuropeantour.com/news/images/west.jpg)

+ 1 Million

my radio picks:

(http://audioclick.co.uk/images/IainLee460.jpg)

(http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/images/galleries2/20080121/1162318962_geoff_lloyd.jpg)

Rich says my thing for Kat Von D from LA Ink + Miami Ink has to be on this thread rather than the other, sigh.

(http://www.dhadm.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/katvond.jpg)

Shes a bit Amy Winehouse-esque but i would.(if i had a chance which i dont)

Borderline boilers, brilliant.

(http://www.buzzine.com/media/data/albums/1/Lily_Allen_20070208a.jpg)

Lilly Allen (is nasty)

(http://www.aeropause.com/wordpress/archives/images/2009/04/stephanie-lazy-town.jpg)

Stephanie from Lazy Town (must be underage)
+ this picture is obv not her

(http://www.alicegirlgenius.com/images/fizz.gif)

Fizz from the Tweenies (is cartoon)

But they all get the job done for me.

Nothing wrong with Kat Von D

The blonde and the redhead (both from Skins)

(http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lc/the_hangover_3_100609/kathryn_prescott_2453846.jpg)

Jorja Fox (CSI)

(http://pctrs.network.hu/clubpicture/1/9/_/19905_156222.jpg)

and Pauley Perrette (NCIS)

(http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/49/09/0000034909_20061021034308.jpg)

(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk302/brian0721/Funny/spooge4zp.gif)

wtf

babestation?

LOL, funny thread. Helen Mirren? Bit old but i still would.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2617/3946697804_99a6bb27fb.jpg)


(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2438/3945923367_53081e2a33.jpg)




Also Sue Barker or Fern Britton anyone :-)

Lol Amatay, those pics sure will still be there in the morning.

lol amatay ur breakfast looks more apealing

Ahhhh man. Ironside got rid of the gd pic :-(

ironside><hitler.

Dunno what Amatay posted but stick it on your blog mate

(http://img.listal.com/image/636913/600full-sarah--jane-honeywell.jpg)

(http://gallery.newkerala.com/images/wallpapers/hughlaurie-784156.jpeg)

Sadly he doesn't make it to the other thread, but he fits just fine here  :)

OMG you two must be psychic - my next two posts were going to be Justin from Tikabilla and Hugh Laurie :o

(http://www.conwayvangelder.com/images/artistes/Justin_Fletcher1.jpg)

Is this one only since he started doing House? I know loads of girls that like him as a yank but not as a bumbling british toff

(http://img2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/263062.jpg)

(http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp62/scuddyislove/house%20caps/bscap4109.jpg)

100% correct, I can't put my finger on what it is when he plays House, but he certainly gets an additional something!

Tracy Ann Oberman

Not sure if this was indicating being sick, or if it was REAL approval. ;goodvevil;

I like Kat von D - but prefer Kim Saigh of all the tatooists in LA Ink.

(http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Kim-Saigh-la-ink-245617_768_1023.jpg)

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40867000/jpg/_40867353_rikyoungones203.jpg)

GF has instructed me to put this up, she goes all queasy when he gets his pen out...

Sure she did....

(http://thecreme.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/hammond.jpg)

 ;hide;

I bet Tighty would....

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__qzX-0fL9Js/R75J3KAOGeI/AAAAAAAABvM/sIz5rCB0bRc/s400/eggheads%2Bjudith.JPG)

oooo I agree with this one .... think it should be on other thread  ;)

why me?

(p.s proberly)

lol

A much better choice for Kev

I bet she is well mucky :-)

I see your taste in women is the same as your taste in food

yeah, excellent hand.

Yeah they both get real approval, I would drink her bathwater too.

Not drinking her bath water, but deffo the better of the two.

prefer Kat myself

Am I allowed to have Sharon here?

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/15/article-0-0249ACCB00000578-322_468x375.jpg)

if you want to see nude pics of helen mirren there are millions on the net

Don't have to drink the water but would you at least share a bath with her though?

welcome inside boldie's mind :D

I think most of your picks are allowed in here mate.

 :)up

yeah, as long as you stop posting on the other thread you can put what you want on this one

lol

I'm not the greedy type.  Happy to share the bath tub as long as she's had a shower first.

(http://img175.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-6271/loc248/49346_Jesica-Biel_Bikini-candids-camel-toe_01_122_248lo.jpg)

Jessica Simpson.. oooo..

Suzi Perry off of the gadget show.
(http://www.bikesportnews.com/artimg/3098-art.jpg)

she's so fine for forty and also looks great in leather stuff whilst presenting MotoGP

Surely Suzi is in the wrong threaf?

Suzi def in the wrong thread, she's meant to be fancied.

My judgement vindicated  ;applause; - how do I apply for my ban from t'other thread to be lifted?

if you keep picking women you're bound to find a good one eventually, it's the blind squirrel theory. you still have a long way to go to get the ban lifted. suzi's a good call though

Careful David.

You've just found the rightful place for your birds. Don't try to start throwing them back in with the real hotties please.

.

Lynda Day

(http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/83507883/15229150)

Only in this thread rather than the other one because it was nearly 20 years ago, and it's definitely the fictional character and not the real life actress I fancy.

something really dirty looking about this girl - i like

(http://www.corrie.tartydoris.com/_corrie/Suranne%20Jones/SuranneJones007.jpg)

(http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Suranne-Jones/Suranne-Jones-13.JPG)

yeah suranne jones is heaven shout NH

errrrrmmmm

(http://www.bluffmagazine.com/images/players/Vicky_Coren.jpg)

Trinny, from Trinny and Susannah

(http://www.imnotobsessed.com/files/legacy/2008/02/53436_celebutopia-elizabeth_hurley-trinny_1_susannah1s_fashion_show-04_122_1118lo.jpg)

I think thats Elizabeth Hurley actually, but they do look pretty similar, ill leave it up coz it's a nice picture.

trinny on right

(http://www.catwalkqueen.tv/Trinny%20and%20Susannah.jpg)

+1 !!!

Why shouldn't you fancy her though? She's not incred but not many wouldn't..

Wrong thread

(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/kinboshi/keegan.jpg)

(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z72/sirashlondon/ninagif.png)

who the fck are the two above and why shouldnt i fancy them?

Who's that?

From that pic I can't see a reason why we shouldn't fancy her. Looks ok to me.

LOL. Mind reader....

Mine is Nina, from Nina and the Neurons.

where did Nina go?

they're on the other page, i didnt know my post would start a new page, should really read "the two below or behind" or something now :dontask:

nope, havent a clue :dontask:

From the Sarah Jane Adventures

She's a kids tv presenter Bolt, It just feels wrong.

Throwing this in to the hat whilst I'm here,

(http://www.xtraordinarypeople.com/media/images/celebrity/full/Zoe-Wanamaker.jpg)

don't pretend you don't watch Cbeebies

lol @ benji on the other page trying to pass liz hurley off as trinny, quality!

i might now

That's more like it.

Yes you definitely shouldn't fancy her.

she must be like 60 or something by now!

I've spent a week not letting you into the depravities of my "Unfanciable over 50s but I do" list


that was a sneak peek

OI, you're not allowed to take the pis in this thread!

Selina Scott.

Over 50s list developing

meh, 50/50 as to which thread to put her on, went for this one cos she's bonkers

(http://astuasbalas.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/winona-ryder-007.jpg)

99%1 the other thread please, bonkers or not

I think it's marginal

on the telly quite a lot

She's in Coronation Street and plays a 16-17 year old (even though she's 22).  That's why I probably shouldn't, but do.

hmmm don't think it's even close.

With my image  ;all-in;




Wat


That's so fine. Other thread.

at least one of them is scottish. not sure who the muddy one is

can someone please start another thread for tighty, ideally on a forum I don't read

poor, better pic...

(http://h.imagehost.org/0066/michelle-keegan-in-boots.jpg)

or

(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/533/97/MichelleKeegan-1.0.0.0x0.400x528.jpeg)

job done then, I look at the title of the thread..I then look at the very beautiful ladies posted...and shrug

At least my choices, it could be argued, fit the thread title

This probably says much about me

oh dear

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/Nongthoomfairtex.jpg/160px-Nongthoomfairtex.jpg)

:dontask:

oi - nothing wrong with bonkers birds!   ;yellowcard;

She was 60 in May (according to wiki) and your point is?

PS - 4 years younger than ... (http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2008/07/mirrenbikinis.jpg)

I kinda thought that, she was a former model but then again she's not really 'fittest on tv' material.

Exactly. 

We need an intermediate thread.

with the inception of the intermediate thread and the new one for tighty and david to post the proper wronguns on we have all bases covered and in  theory every woman who's ever been on tv should be posted somewhere

How about a 'Cougars' thread ?

Sadly I'm too old to find many women who are 15+ years older than me, but I'm sure that some of the kidz might find the situation appealing.

For sure there are plenty of women in their late 40s and beyond who still have it. (they aren't all on TV either)

I did glance an eye on Gordon Brown's wife yesterday on the news thinking he'd done pretty damn well. Haven't Googled her and don't know her name, but perhaps worth a picture here? 

Mrs Brown?

level surely?

No Silo, sorry

A wee bit better here.

dunno if its on tv anymore but Hilda & Zelda from Sabrina the teenage witch...


(http://picnica.ciao.com/uk/96122210.jpg)

LOL picture title :D 

She looks ok to me there tbh!  Do I need to spend longer in the other thread?

Kim Cattrall

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0e/Kim_Cattrall.jpg)

wrong thread - she's a cougar!

Even I'd take one for the team with Catrell. Fantastic for an older woman.

Who remembers her from Porky's? Played the gym teacher. Miss Ballbreaker's assistant.

Nice glimpse of beaver.

she was fit when she was younger

but the fact that you consider it to be 'taking one for the team' should indicate she should be on the other thread

erm isnt it the opposite?

Crimewatch presenter Kirsty Young....

err, you'd think so wouldn't you. I'm pretty sure this was on the fittest bird thread just now and someone's moved it. that's def where I thought it was when I posted

for those that live oop north, both girls that regularly do look north weather for Yorkshire.

Lisa Gallagher and Keeley Donovan
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_khnBA58ed2k/SJ117YaVI0I/AAAAAAAABhg/6YcNmsCOZbo/s1600/lg2.JPG)
(http://www.geocities.com/cbregionbabes63/keeley_040508_004.jpg)

Top one needs fed but the bottom one  ;kev;

Sandy

top one should be on fittest girls thread!

FYP.

(http://www.superiorpics.com/wenn_album/maggie_Gyllenhaal_-_mothering_skills/Maggie_Gyllenhaal_001_020708.jpg)

Winnar

   i think the term double fist pump might be of use here.   :)   

This

MILF me plz one time

There was something about those breasts when i was a teenage boy  ;ashamed;

(http://icelebz.com/celebs/letitia_dean/images/photo2.jpg) (http://icelebz.com/celebs/letitia_dean/photo5.html)


Now i am a bit older Pink does something for me but i'm not sure why!

(http://icelebz.com/celebs/pink/images/photo39.jpg) (http://icelebz.com/celebs/pink/photo306.html)

(http://www.ozturkler.com/ihaber/galeribig.php?imgfile=1241557938733.jpg&max_width=600)

It's because she looks like she'd tear you apart in the sack you fool.

No reason to not fancy Pink if you ask me. Pure filth. Other thread please.

Pink is amazing, she is already on the other thread, page 6 and 7 FTW

Good shout on Michaela

Easy pink or tight brown?

Hmm if you know a snooker analogy for titwank please let me know as I will choose that one. kthx

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=413

Tell her yourself

Sure haven't filled her inbox already.

wehey

She plays a pretty good game of NLHE - final tabled more than the odd tournament on Ladbrokes when she played regularly a few years ago.

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Perv imo.

I once spent a weekend in Scotland with Michaela. (And Ironside FML)


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Nice buffet though....

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knocking your cue into the cushions, perhaps?

lol

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I want to bury my head in these bad boys!

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Ugly Betty

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Id love to have been in the Queen Vic when she walked in!

(http://www.celebrity.rightpundits.com/wp-content/photos/michelle_ryan_5.jpg)

Ex Pro Leann tickled by fancy

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There is no reason why you shouldnt fancy the bottom two!

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zomg, why ever not?  She be fine

Hardly
Known who she is for years
Her husband is a well known 'old rules' pool player

11 0 clock show:

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Daisy Donovan right? There is nothing wrong with fancying here imo.

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Van Nistelrooy in drag imo.

I have a new one. Its the woman from the current series of sainsbury adverts. Much prefer her in her sainsburys clobber.

i had a million pubescent dreams shattered last night when i saw mariella fostrup presenting something, she used to be so so so fine.

You're only after her for her Nectar points.

does anyone remember that girl that went out with sean maguire in eastenders years and years ago, i think she was called mandy, she wasnt that great looking but i fancied her i think when she was in something else afterwards, she always looked like a bit of a dirty bird, cant remember her name though, havnt seen her in anything for years

nicola stapleton i believe.

this is her. perfectly acceptable to fancy

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used to know her brother

or not

(http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo133/cia260895/imagesnic.jpg)

didnt rikkaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy end up with her?

yeah thats her, looks a lot different, she was really trampy and common in eastenders but i think she was much younger then, i was about 12/13 probs when she was in it so i imagine she was probs about 17/18 but she looks a lot nicer now

There was a bit two page sread ion the paper about her last month, cos she has been in Eastenders, corrie, emerdale, the bill, hollyoaks. they are saying no-one has been in this many soaps or something like that, perfect Tabloid press

she's not been in corrie yet

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/a179424/stapleton-id-love-a-corrie-role.html?imdb

been in all the others though

Jill off Saw, too old?   :dontask:

No mate she's lovely.

I've not seen other pictures of her but looking at this one she almost makes it in to the other thread.

No real reason not to fancy her tbh.

Why on earth shouldn't you?

Anyone know who the other one in these adverts is?
Phone number/email will do.

wtf is this thread, "you probably shouldnt" every chick on the last 3 pages has been above average.
at school we once had a "ugliest bird youve wanked over" i was in the running with moira stewart until laddo won with ariel the mermaid.
lets get the thread on track plz.

juune, shes not ugly!  ;)

june shes half fish and a cartoon.

lol 1 of the most com posts for a while. A+.

Julia Somerville.

so? You've still got a vaguely interesting half to work with?

Ariel may be no Belle or Jessica Rabbit but she's still got to be favourable over Moira Stewart imo  :)

mayotube.com has a cracking set of hairy porn, midget porn or granny porn that could win this comp easy.

no idea why but i've always had the horn hingis

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Stop posted nice burds then saying 'I don't know why i fancy her but i do'

Its cos they are nice looking burds FFS, thats why.

Hingis should be on every guys list! Infact any Tennis burd should be on it, its the way they Moan when they serve!

nothing wrong with hingis at all. only reason for her not to be on the other thread is I don't think she fits the tv criteria, maybe we should have a sports thread

Nah she's not great, here's the right place.

Agreed.

Far from spectacular and not worthy of a place amongst "the fittest birds on tv"

I would though ldo.

GTFO, she's mighty fine. 

Probs gonna get murdered for this but the Hingis photo reminded me I used have a thing for.....

I think every sane bloke in the world had a thing for Steffi.

I think it's the legs.......

Ugly as fuck, i want Serena to take a loan of me!

She would rip me to bits!

I never had a thing for Steffi but had many a dry wank over Mary Pierce.
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y43/adspar/Pierce1.jpg)

Obviously not for a while. Is she getting to old for you now ?

Sandy

Hingis has a fantastic body, but her face was never fantastic.  But surely she doesn't belong on here.  Steffi had great legs, but the boat-race is definitely not on a par, so fair enough imo.

If someone posted Amelie Mauresmo on here, then the thread would be well and truly back on track.

You fancy Mauresmo, wtf? Now I always thought those rumours about you batting for the other side were a joke, but maybe not.

-1

Sigh, I meant in terms of someone you shouldn't fancy. 

I'm more a fan of Ivanovic, but she definitely doesn't belong on this thread.

Yes but you could probably say that about the majority of pro female tennis players

lifetime ban from both threads anyone who posts a pic of davenport

What about this one then, she's pretty but I'd be scared she might beat me up tbh............

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Yes, you probably could - but Hingis' was special imo.

The thing about Hingis is that she was the last of the good female tennis players who wasn't a towering Amazonian and, thus, could be cute*.

Sharapova, Ivanovic and others are fine and everything, but there's something other-worldly about them - girls like that don't actually exist in real-life, whereas you could actually cop-off with someone who looked like Hingis in a club.

* I'm deliberately ignoring Justine Henin because, well, she's not making it onto either thread.

I used to have a thing about Hana Mandilikova.

Conchita Martinez was cute too.

Mauresmo is a man Kin you're a freak and a very weird dude imo

nothing wrong here

She's in the right thread that's for sure...

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Damn.

shame it's only from the 2 threads

Kinboshi doesn't approve of everyone making gay jokes in general or about him.

He told me this on msn.

Kinboshi also told me this on msn last week:

Claire: I'm back
Kinboshi: did you get any shoes?
Claire: yeah
Kinboshi: pics or STFU

A worried mutual friend sent me this Kinboshi related conversation but wishes to remain anonymous on the thread so I've edited out his name:

Kinboshi says: I'm so happy
*** says: Why?
Kinboshi says: Matt has just put up a thread about his gym training
Kinboshi says: You know...where he works out and gets all sweaty n stuff
*** says: Erm, yeah haven't looked yet but he text me to say no more curry nights
Kinboshi says: I used my mod powers to log into accounts of people like the Nun, Dingdell and Claw to request pics.
Kinboshi says: Please don't tell him though StuBop
Kinboshi says: My cheeky little green frog
*** says: *Expletives*

:D

Lol.

wide and sloping

Shirley Manson anyone?

no way mate, she is Garbage  :)up

Nigella lawson

Fair set on her

Yes indeed - didn't spend too long looking at her face.

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she got guilty?

i still would to be honest though i'd remove any sharp objects from the room first and would probs pass on any tie up games.

just seen 26 years.

what is the deal in france, how much of that does she do 1/2?

Yer but it's Italy so it doesn't count really.


Did you use up all the Rohypnol?

Perugia.
Italy so probably like a day or something  ::)

£100 says she gets off on sex appeal.

Anyway I'm still all confused. So they had this sex game and they were all smashed on booze and drugs and what...Meredith wouldn't play 'ball' so they got heavy-handed with her and it got out of control?
Evidence looks all a bit sketchy. Knox may have dug her own grave with the cartwheels in the polis station and falsely implicating her boss...

i imagine an Italian womens jail is a lot better than an American one

Only if they get free Gillette Venus' and wax.

Blatant 'I've never gone out with an italian woman' brag post imo

that's def stretching the definition of 'telly totty' but it's about as spot on as you can get with the 'but probably shouldn't' part

lol.

toby likes this one too ;) (http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lc/x_factor_161109/stacey_solomon_2658290.jpg)

yerrrr

preferred her in first audition though


YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz0GOlLoeBQ

Watched 'Step Brothers' last night and now cannot get 57 year old Mary Steenburgen out of my head.

57!!!!!

Wow. Probably shouldn't based purely on age but I definitely would.

Im gonna kill you Leonard Nimio.

The Clown has no Penis!

Priceless!

Nothing to be ashamed of imo.


YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_3S9rvzxvU

She's such a fkin airhead it's unnatractive!

Fold

That's why she's on this thread though.

Just turn the volume down. She looks really good then.

if you met her on the street you wouldn't look at her twice, very ordinary.

she's not an airhead, its all such an act, isnt she 22 and has a kid? if she was 16 i could believe she was like that, could you imagine if social services went round for a visit and she started saying in her mong voice; "OMG yeah everything's o.k, OMG yeah i just cant believe your here, i dont even know why you're here, OMG i take here to school and everything", they'd look at her and say: "yeah we're taking your daughter into care".

you would if she was wearing that outfit

the outfit doesn't cover up her big fucked up nose and her buck teeth!

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, what with this and your levelling on the blatch and sweepstake threads we have the old dave back

if you read the blatch thing, ive explained how i was not wrong, blatch actually posted wrong.

Stacy is NOT a nice looking girl, its only cos she is young and can sing that people think she is nice looking. She ain't any better than half the girls walking about out there.

Dave what would u rate the following out of 100?

Cheryl Cole:

Your mrs:

Stacey Solomon:

That adds upto 205!

well done, special gold star for you girgs

Yay il stick it on t fridge wi t others!

he didn't ask me to divy up the 100 between them, he asked me how i would rate all three out of 100

orly

Yes rly

In that case you only have 100 for all three what would your scores be then?

Thats easy, just work it out in relation to those scores above:

Cheryl - 100/205*100 = 48.7804878048
My Mrs - 75/205*100 = 36.5853658536
Stacy - 30/205*100 = 14.634146341463

Obv

sure does add upto 100%

0.1 indecission

I round up/down

Anyone ever seen Girgy and Dave in the same room ?? ... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I don't care how gay Girgy and Scottish Dave are - Cheryl Cole gets way more than 48%

Dave, need a pic of your missus to help with this pls.

Wasn't Ashley only giving her 50% ?

Sandy

If you look you'll see that i gave her 100% before, but Girgy wanted me to split the 100 Between all three.

When a Giblin makes a request, it must be answered.

Just this

It's the glasses...

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Yep.

Cherly Cole.

I'd give her one.

I'd give her fourty-eight point seven eight zero four eight recurring.

Sigh!

 ;hide;

Wow!! What big feet you have young lady.........

You know what they say about a Shemale with big feet!

Big shoes ?

A huge Penii

one on the right looks like miss piggy.

other one is a def yes

Lol, deffo agree. Just wanted to qft it for rubs when he binks this EPT.

Doesnt seem fair to put her here, but dont really think she qualifies for the fittest thread either, Gretchen from Heroes does it for me

she qualifies more for 'fittest girls' than 'girls you probably shouldn't'

Yeah its a tough one, as I would surely get laughed off that thread with her submission. We probably need a 'clearly fit women, who are not textbook amazing, but really really do it for you' thread.

Looking at the bottom part of picture two would surely convince anyone that she should be in the fittest thread?

She's much better in Californication than Heroes too imo

Been watching a lot of Sky News over the last week or so with the election, Kay Burley has had me umming and ahhing a bit..................

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Just having my dinner..........trying not to visualise you umming and ahhing over Kay Burley...............

Having dinner at lunch time? :dontask:  :D

I have dinner at dinner time, and tea at tea time.
Lunch is an extra meal I can slot in whenever, if I feel hungry.

Stop being so public school............

I am I can't help it :)

Anyway, what do you reckon lads would you do Kay Burley or not?

Go on then..ill give her a spin

She's Female with a pulse.........Im In!

fyp

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yeah news presenters obv have to get their dark side out somewhere

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That's not her - that's someone else photoshopped.

Here's Susanna - looking askance at you.

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mmmm posh totty

 ;ashamed; I mean errr nothing, definitely haven't been watching the news.  ;whistle;

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There's something about the chick from Boogie Beebies, Nataylia Roni, that I rather fancy! Definitely makes it more watchable when my son has it on!

Can't put my finger on it but she reminds me of Jaws from James Bond.

(http://bond.neoseeker.com/w/i/bond/9/9b/Jaws.jpg)

Kay Burley??

NO

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and that's not the worst picture of her by a long way


but then again....

a definite maybe
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as you mention it, I'm gonna add her mate Pete

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Can you guess who this is... time and plastic surgery no good for her

Is it one  of those women you were talking about on Monday from that singles website you were looking at?

Kay Burley is a horrible human being.

The camel continues to leave people wanting more!

Its that annoying bint that I can't rememer at the mo, she's about 70 isn't she

I pray to the almighty that I'm wrong........

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Do a youtube search of some her interviews.

Hectoring, rude, not listening to answers.

A terrible journalist and a nasty piece of work.

holy shit, could it be?

Actually yes, this, it never registered with me until I saw it written down but she is very argumentative for the sake of it, reminiscent of a teenager trying to look intelligent.

Do you remember when Caprice was romantically linked with Tony Adams?

The odd couple had nothing on them.

There was interview in particular which was really disturbing. But I can't find it.

She was interviewing a rape victim and badgering her to reveal the details.

Horrific viewing.

She also made Peter Andre cry, the monster

Lol. Quality bit of remembering there Mr Camel.

I'd forgotten all about that :D

Definitely batting above his league.

Maybe they had booze and coke as a central pillar to their relationship?

But yes, boy done good

My other main memory of Caprice is her having a debate with John McCririck, who was just wearing a vest and y fronts, on Celeb BB about whether you should fly cattle class or business class to the USA.

Totally surreal.