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Title: O/T 50 word story
Post by: bolt pp on September 26, 2009, 10:58:02 PM
Bolt was coming out with some amazing bump's but tighty was messing them all up, bolt cleary didnt care because he's pretty much the greatest writer ever and tightys just jelous becuse of how amazingly great bolt is, tighty then went into the mods room and started a thread entitled..........


Title: Re: O/T 50 word story
Post by: booder on September 26, 2009, 11:00:12 PM
ban plz


Title: Re: O/T 50 word story
Post by: TightEnd on September 26, 2009, 11:02:45 PM
 "bolt. bumps more threads and annoys me again". This was the eighth mods room thread about Bolt this week. Even Robert HM was heard to remark, from June "that's a record m'lord". Meanwhile RED-DOG replied "LOL OK" and Ironside posted "I agre Bult has to goe soon." So, in response...


Title: Re: O/T 50 word story
Post by: Claw75 on September 26, 2009, 11:09:49 PM
Tighty then declared that he had decided to put the matter to a vote of the good people of blonde. He duly created a new thread in the Lounge entitled 'what shall we do with the drunken bolty?'. He attached a poll, and the list of options were as follows...


Title: Re: O/T 50 word story
Post by: EvilPie on September 27, 2009, 01:38:34 AM
A night out with Bainn, chemical castration and the almost obligatory by now 'ban Boldie'.

The good people came together as this beautiful community always does and voted literally in their tens.

Voting was close but owing to everybody's mutual loathing of the man the eventual winner was...........


Title: Re: O/T 50 word story
Post by: Claw75 on September 27, 2009, 01:43:59 AM
....of course, ban boldie.  So, the hirsuite german midget received his marching orders, but his martyrdom had the strangest effect: People on blonde actually started missing his inane ramblings, and, as far as the general populace of the forum were concerned, the blame lay squarely with the one and only....