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Ok so I have the mental age of a 12 yr old. No denying it.

Boys after beers huh? :D

It seems 100% of people agree with me, it may change when the second person votes.

King Kong, brains over brawn

So there's an admission of greater brawn in the Godzilla camp huh?

Godzilla owns King Kong

does godzillas nephew godzooki get to come along?

Also, Godzilla was smart! Didn't you see him dodging all those choppers?

It's also a hemaphrodite so can reproduce at will...... (Not that I'm taking sides!)

Oh yeah nice one Raab and there's Godzooki!!

Godzilla because he can use his big sharp pointy teeth

WAAAIIT a minute

i remember a film where king kong in a no knife allowed jungle square go gave Godzilla or one o his pals a real doing...ended it wi a fore arm smash and papped him over a cliff

so thats that then ;D

Can someone translate that for me please?  lol

NNNNOOOOOOOO Contest!!!

Uncle K wins every time over the dumb lizards.....  :D

all right trace just for you

no knifes...means even fair fight
square go = glasgow invitation to fisticuffs
real doing = gentlemen was rendered incapacitated
papped over = said gentleman was assisted over the cliff

awrighteredoll

Darn you Kong fans! He's a frickin Monkey. Whereas Zilla is a T-Rex on a much bigger scale!

Zilla aint getting sidetracked by no average blonde chick, he's just gonna tear it up!

Godzilla had a better soundtrack too. :D

OI CAREFUL!!!!!

Godzilla would never get caught and shown off like King Kong was. He is just plain harder. KK makes better movies tho...

Where did that awesome Godzilla post go?

That's the puppy.

Came to a conclusion this weekend. The lizard throws the monkey into the sea. End of.

Who, or what, is gluteus maximus? And godzilla? I've heard of King Kong.

Well contrary to popluar belief gluteus maximus was not a sidekick of King Kong or Godzilla in either movie - nor was he roman emperor between 38-26BC when they began their invasion of western europe. though chances are the roman army did kick plenty of gluteus maximus throughout their battles as it is another word for (how should i put this politely) your derrier!!

He kicked his gluteus maximus = he placed his boot during its forwarding motion quite squarely on his backside :)

As for godzilla, he was just some dumb dinosaur that the japanese came up claiming he was an after effect from the dropping of a hydrogen bomb in the mid 1950's (they weren't having a go at the americans though - honest!!). Some have pointed out the parallels, conscious or unconscious, between Godzilla's relationship to Japan and that of the United States; first a terrible enemy who causes enormous destruction, but then becoming a good friend and defender in times of peril.

KING KONG RULES!!!! GO UNCLE K!!

Interesting, I never knew of the political allegory behind Godzilla.

I think the Teletubbies can be interpreted allegoricaly too.

The following is the ;chieften;'s take on the show,

Tinky Winky is the American, the chubbiest of the teletubbies, aspirations of leadership. Throws his weight about a bit too much. The triangle on his head is an arrowhead, a symbol of war/aggression. They've pointed it downwards towards Tinky Winky to show the creator of the show's belief that they will ultimately bring about their own demise.

La La is us Brits. Annoying little voice, always trying to be heard over her louder friends by being especially squeaky. The twisty thing on her noggin is a tribute to our ingenuity and inventiveness.

To fly the flag for India we have Dipsy, not just because he's half cast, but also because of the straight protruding spike. This makes his head look a bit like the Taj Mahal.

Po is the Japanese, coz it's small and you're nae too sure of it's gender. The red circle on it's head is a clear homage to the Japanese flag.

Nu Nu represents the Russians, functionality, simplicity and conformity. Eternally shat on by the other four.

The whole show is a parody on international conferences and how the teletubbies always repeat everything is the writers subtle criticism of bureaucracy. Not much gets done when the nations of this world spend the whole day saying 'Eh-O' to each other whilst rolling around on the grass.


Before it's time for tubby-byebye let me ask this? Who would win in a fight between the teletubbies and the tweenies?

Tinky Winky is also a carrier of a hand-bag and is quite clearly gay. A campaigner for the American 'moral majority', getting involved in arguements it has no place being in.

Tubbies vs Tweenies? Hmm... the tweenies would win. At least when it came down to the battle of the words. Doddles would keep the nu nu occupied in true doggy style, biting at the hoover and so forth.

Jake beats Po hands down, Dotman owns the po cooter. Po would "baa tee baa tee" out into the sunset leaving jake the victor.

La la vs Fizz? Easy win for Lala here. Fizz is just a big fairy butterfy lover.

Milo vs Dipsy... this is THE one to watch boys and girls, the as the shows matcho icons battle it out to become king of kids tv show martial arts. Will Dipsys boxing style come out on top, or will milo kid ass with his extra brains and dexterity? Fatty looses this one.

Bella vs Tinky Winky, the battle of the bossy boots. Well, tinky winky is just a big girls blouse. Bella on the other hand is a big girl. Bella wins the battle of the hair pulling and beats Tinky Winky to death with his own handbag.

This is so sad lol

Rob, what else do you have to do inbetween cases?  :D

We're doing a parody of a parody of a parody. Don't you get it?

Post-modernist ironic stylie.

All the cool kids are doing it these days Robert, get with the times Grandad.

btw Mikky Jake will lose, he's a big pile of pisch. Huge mamma's boy, would be frightened to get in there.

I think the Fizz, La-La bout might be a bit closer than you expect too. Fizz can get cross when she doesn't get her way, if she channels that energy effectively.......

Jake's the only looser on the tweenies side. the others would walk it. what happens if the fimbles join in and take sides. I know Baby Pom would be no use but they're pretty big fellahs and there's an added aerial attack.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Matt's uncle wins the google fight.

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