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Title: Please explain ...
Post by: Colchester Kev on October 07, 2009, 08:13:12 PM
Can anyone tell me how a grown Woman who happily lays floors, uses every power tool known to man, climbs wonky ladders into dark attics, is strong, independent etc etc, screams like a two year old when a daddy longlegs comes within 20ft of her ?

The above is No. 13,763 in my list of "things I don't understand about Women.


Title: Re: Please explain ...
Post by: Ironside on October 07, 2009, 08:14:37 PM
Can anyone tell me how a grown Woman who happily lays floors, uses every power tool known to man, climbs wonky ladders into dark attics, is strong, independent etc etc, screams like a two year old when a daddy longlegs comes within 20ft of her ?

The above is No. 13,763 in my list of "things I don't understand about Women.

your on the sofa tonight


Title: Re: Please explain ...
Post by: Colchester Kev on October 07, 2009, 08:15:38 PM
Can anyone tell me how a grown Woman who happily lays floors, uses every power tool known to man, climbs wonky ladders into dark attics, is strong, independent etc etc, screams like a two year old when a daddy longlegs comes within 20ft of her ?

The above is No. 13,763 in my list of "things I don't understand about Women.

your on the sofa tonight

doubt it, I have left the window open in the bedroom to let the fuckers in :)


Title: Re: Please explain ...
Post by: Laxie on October 07, 2009, 08:16:26 PM
It's our way of helping you feel you're actually needed for something.


Title: Re: Please explain ...
Post by: cia260895 on October 07, 2009, 08:17:41 PM
is it wrong to throw a huge spider at the wife?


Title: Re: Please explain ...
Post by: G1BTW on October 07, 2009, 08:26:41 PM
is it wrong to throw a huge spider at the wife?
No

is it wrong to throw the wife at a huge spider?

Yes


Wimin is gatherers, innit, spend half their days grabbin fruits off trees and bushes while you are out clubbin mammoths. They is around bitey insects and spiders all the time, any of them could kill them, so freakin out, even at ones that present no danger, is good for your longevity and your kids.
/boring but true answer


Title: Re: Please explain ...
Post by: G1BTW on October 07, 2009, 08:30:30 PM
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