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I have to give work my fav quote for their magazine. My 2 favs aren't suitable..... Any inspiration pls

Mine:

Those who can keep their head whilst all aronud are losing theirs, ... Clearly don't understand the seriousness of the situation

2nd is the churchill drunk and ugly quote, on my phone thou and cba to type

Cheers - btw need one within the hour

It's better to have a gun and not need one than need a gun and not have one

Clarence Worley in True Romance

They think it's all over,It is now................

"Bink"

"Justice"

If a job is worth doing properly, its not worth doing.

If its broke and you cant fix it, fuck it up so bad that nobody can ever fix it and you dont look bad.

Erm although I love the funny ones I would really appreciate a good one soon ;-)

"The more I practice, the luckier I get"- Garry Player (golfer).

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=6133.0 try this.

Some Bertrand Russell quotes:

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.

There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.

What the world needs is not dogma but an attitude of scientific inquiry combined with a belief that the torture of millions is not desirable, whether inflicted by Stalin or by a Deity imagined in the likeness of the believer.

When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that some things are much more nearly certain than others.

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact.

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

"No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage! "

Winston Churchill:

From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required.

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.

Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

If you can't beat em, join em arrange to have them beaten.

If you want to know how hot the custard is, stick your cock in it.

Anon.

'Only 4-bet light to induce 5-bet jam from Scarlet pimpernel villain opponents when metagame allows 13/24/5 style to be profitable in this spot considering unique dynamic of UTG open & bvb battles.'

Alexander Martin 14/05/2008

Man I'm fkin discustard !!

there are only 10 types of people in the world.  those who understand binary and those who dont

Got it

You can do nothing about the length of your life, but you can about its depth and its width

Bird's love it though.

Recipe for Spotted Dick Fail.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the oven

Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee." Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it. ...

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade

"Lol ok"

Boltpp September 2009.

Four thirds of people don't understand fractions

+1.25

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't

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"let's go round again"

i love lamp

"Cleaning a house while kids are growing is like shovelling snow while it's still snowing"

doh!
Sleeping with prostitutes is like making your cat dance with you. You know it's wrong, but you try to convince yourself that they're enjoying it as well.
J Carr

You can only piss with the cock youve got

You cant polish a turd.

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my life's work,i want to achieve it through not dying"    Woody Allen

Smooth sea never made skilled mariner.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Adversity introduces a man to himself.

i would never belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member  Woody Allen

"Hopkin ya Bawbag!"