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Title: If you are looking for a bargain..!!
Post by: Shogun112 on October 09, 2009, 02:08:46 AM
This one has been reduced by 70%..!!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B001ALFQM0/ref=nosim/?tag=hotukdeals-21 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B001ALFQM0/ref=nosim/?tag=hotukdeals-21)


Title: Re: If you are looking for a bargain..!!
Post by: Delboy on October 09, 2009, 03:26:27 AM
LOL and only £4.12 shipping!


Title: Re: If you are looking for a bargain..!!
Post by: Shogun112 on October 09, 2009, 09:22:14 AM
LOL and only £4.12 shipping!

Think they do free shipping dont they for over £20... lol


Title: Re: If you are looking for a bargain..!!
Post by: Pawprint on October 09, 2009, 10:19:56 AM
But the funniest bit of that item is this.........

What Do Customers Ultimately Buy After Viewing This Item?

UK Ring Sizer / Measure For Men & Women Sizes A-Z    
63% buy
UK Ring Sizer / Measure For Men & Women Sizes A-Z 4.3 out of 5 stars (10)
£0.92

Silver Ladies Filigree Open Heart Pendant 18"Curb    
11% buy
Silver Ladies Filigree Open Heart Pendant 18"Curb 4.8 out of 5 stars (50)
£12.00

 rotflmfao


Title: Re: If you are looking for a bargain..!!
Post by: G1BTW on October 09, 2009, 11:03:16 AM
I fink an internet meme has started of posting random reviews on Amazon:

"I was physically sick after spending almost quarter of a million on these. My wife is devasted, the house is on the market and I can't shift them. Absolute devastation caused.

Please think before you spend this sort of cash on an inanimate object. I wish I had gone for the aston martin I wanted, it's too late now."

Red, imo.


Title: Re: If you are looking for a bargain..!!
Post by: G1BTW on October 09, 2009, 11:04:48 AM
http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Mens-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A

1500 reviews!



Title: Re: If you are looking for a bargain..!!
Post by: Ironside on October 09, 2009, 11:09:53 AM
possibly the best review in the world


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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.


i have order a stockpile


Title: Re: If you are looking for a bargain..!!
Post by: kinboshi on October 09, 2009, 11:37:43 AM
Love those Wolf t-shirt reviews.  Brilliant!


Title: Re: If you are looking for a bargain..!!
Post by: Graham C on October 09, 2009, 11:44:04 AM
Anyone remember the Apprentice a couple of series ago when they sold those hideous jumpers with wolves on or something like that, the old dears at home went mental for them


Title: Re: If you are looking for a bargain..!!
Post by: Claw75 on October 09, 2009, 11:46:42 AM
next blonde bash I want to be on the heads up team that has them there t-shirts as the team strip


Title: Re: If you are looking for a bargain..!!
Post by: Ironside on October 09, 2009, 11:50:51 AM
next blonde bash I want to be on the heads up team that has them there t-shirts as the team strip

if your stripping you can be on my team


Title: Re: If you are looking for a bargain..!!
Post by: Cf on October 09, 2009, 11:51:40 AM
next blonde bash I want to be on the heads up team that has them there t-shirts as the team strip

oi, you already have a heads up team!