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Here's something I hear all the time, it always makes me laugh.

"Why don't you guys do a deal, I'm getting bored of watching."

My favourite one i heard was 'come on guys i'm running out of rizlas'

I don't really care what they say - i'm just happy if i've made it that far in the tourney for them to be saying things like that  :D

Best one i heard was in the Vic, final table 4 of us had played 1 of us had made the final. So we were waiting around for him and the other 2 had got quite drunk. The dealer says to 1 of my m8's "please be quiet, if you were in the final i am sure the other players would offer you the same courtesy" to which my firend replied str8 of the bat "if i was in the final i would have won it by now"

I died with laughter.

I liked Des "Bling Bling" Jonas when some one was making a decision for all his chips against me.
"come on sonny, who's genes have you got. Your mom's or your dad's?"

My particular favorite is " you F***ing bas***d, how can you raise with 7 4 off, You're a f****ing loser, I F***ing hate this s**t ."

I usually get this from someone on the sidelines who has just been knocked out by me with rags beating their monster hole cards.

At this point i am usually doing this  ;karabiner; ;karabiner; ;karabiner;

Billy you big liar. You never raise big with 4-7 off. You CALL a big raise with 47off you big ;fish;

I will refer you to my large raise under the gun with a similar hand 8 4 off suit, I was called by a guy with  Ks Js and he paid me off for my straight to the tune of £150 or there abouts.

I rest my case.

;fish;

I rest my case. 48 off., pfft. No where near as class a hand as 47off!

Just you bring your bankroll tonight, I need to get more chrimbo pressies and that should cover ..... well not much but bring it anyway, dead money is dead money after all.

Said it on the other thread but I believe it bears repeating.

We may need an aptly named child board on this forum called 'Weegies nipping at each other'

Its all fun tank, you know that.

Anyway he started it!!
 ;ifm; ;ifm; ;ifm;

Plus, Im not a weegie!!!!!!!  :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard:

:redcard: :redcard: ;tracet; Stop right there Tank... Mikky is a few evolutionary cycles from evolving into a weegie!!!  :D

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