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Title: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: snoopy1239 on December 09, 2005, 04:33:00 PM
Who said the Scots have no flair?!

Spot The Scotsman (http://www.fugly.com/media/view.php?cat=MOVIES&id=3918)


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: thetank on December 09, 2005, 04:40:17 PM
So we're not a nation of gymnastic ponces. So what...

These guys wouldn't have been able to practise their forward rolls/triple toe loops/whatevah in the wee small hours of the morning had we not first invented the lightbulb.


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: Rod Paradise on December 09, 2005, 04:43:00 PM
That Scotsman's English.... Yorkshire born & bred.


BTW we've all got flairs - that what we staund oan  :D


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: Ironside on December 09, 2005, 04:44:07 PM
the most important thing is mcall didnt spill a drop
i bet the others couldnt do that carrying a can of mcewans


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: snoopy1239 on December 09, 2005, 04:45:14 PM
Are there any Englishmen on Blonde anymore?!


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: thetank on December 09, 2005, 04:46:52 PM
'Fraid not.

Can't wait for the penalty shootout this summer.


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: snoopy1239 on December 09, 2005, 04:50:48 PM
It's hard work poking fun out of the Scots all on my tod.


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: TheJagster on December 09, 2005, 04:56:15 PM
I'm a Yorkshireman.....not an Englishman!!!!!!

 :D


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: Yogi-Bear on December 09, 2005, 05:10:24 PM
I wouldn't shout that too loudly.
Yorkshire indeed.

Yogi


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: Dewi_cool on December 09, 2005, 05:13:02 PM
Are there any Englishmen on Blonde anymore?!

UUUUUm  nope


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: TheJagster on December 09, 2005, 05:16:00 PM
I wouldn't shout that too loudly.
Yorkshire indeed.

Yogi

You cant shout it too loudly m8   (although I might refrain on a Saturday night in a certain Blackpool card room!!)


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: Wardonkey on December 09, 2005, 05:34:54 PM
YORKSHIRE!
[/tt]

I believe McCall learned that trick in Leeds.

I need some lessons from Nemesis...


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: ifm on December 10, 2005, 01:44:22 AM
Brilliant, give em half a lager...............................................................


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: snoopy1239 on December 10, 2005, 01:45:40 AM
He sacrificed his body to hold onto that lager.  :D


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: Nem on December 10, 2005, 01:51:10 AM
PMSL


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: mikkyT on December 10, 2005, 02:44:14 AM
thetank is English, his hendon mob DB entry says so http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=50495

As am I.


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: thetank on December 10, 2005, 02:56:09 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:? >:? >:?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This will get sorted.

(just noticed all my cashes are from pot limit events, hmmmm could be something in that)


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: mikkyT on December 10, 2005, 02:59:41 AM
http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=52698

Entry to the £250 tournament at stanleys = £250.

Getting to the final table of said £250 tournament = a few hours of hard grind

Going out on the bubble in 6th place after Burnley John hits four board cards to the straight = quite hard to take

Seeing the look on tanks face as he realises hes been called an Englishman.... PRICELESS


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: thetank on December 10, 2005, 03:07:01 AM
PokerinEurope had me down as English aswell, sorted that ages ago. Forgot there might be others. Can't be bothered insisting they all change them really. Unless I get a big result of note that is.

Also priceless,

Mikky after buying into said £250 event wanting to go outside to the 24 hour shop for cigarettes, missing 3 or so hands when the blinds were quite high, because he didn't want one of them pack of 16 things from the vending machine.

Mikky describing losing a race on the bubble as if he had been on the wrong end of a bad runner runner beat.


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: Nem on December 10, 2005, 03:10:32 AM
Mikky after buying into said £250 event wanting to go outside to the 24 hour shop for cigarettes, missing 3 or so hands when the blinds were quite high, because he didn't want one of them pack of 16 things from the vending machine.

Tell me this isn't true


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: mikkyT on December 10, 2005, 03:15:29 AM
No, its not true... the blinds where not that high.


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: thetank on December 10, 2005, 03:20:40 AM
Shouldn't knock him. I was outa fags too and he gave me a couple to keep me going till the break.
He's a nice guy really :D

(You can smoke at the tables in Scotland coz we're a nation of chimneys)


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: Yogi-Bear on December 10, 2005, 05:12:34 AM
I thought only being able to miss 3 hands or so in a £250 comp pretty harsh.

Must breed you Scotsmen tougher up there than the soft lilly white Lancastrians i have to deal with

Yogi


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: thetank on December 10, 2005, 05:19:12 AM
Forgot there might be others. Can't be bothered insisting they all change them really. Unless I get a big result of note that is.


I changed my mind, sent the following e-mail to Hendon mob website.

"I'm listed on your database of results as being from England.
as I'm from Scotland, and have been recieving a bit of a ribbing from some wee scouse get over this clerical oversight, I'd appreciate it if you could ammend your information accordingly.

Regards

Thomas Stott
"


Title: Re: Spot The Scotsman
Post by: ifm on December 10, 2005, 10:36:56 AM
LOL