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Title: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: kinboshi on October 27, 2009, 08:27:06 PM I'm currently renting a house whilst I look for somewhere to buy. My landlord is a policeman who lived in the house before I moved in, and he's now moved in with his girlfriend.
Anyway, he hasn't bothered having his post redirected, but anything that comes through that looks important I redirect to him. The junk goes in a big pile and he can collect that if he comes round, otherwise it can go in the bin. So, I get home tonight and there's a cardboard box that obviously has a DVD in it. On the box it says the value of the items is £17.80, and it's been sent from Switzerland. The box is one of those that says it can be opened by customs, but I think that also includes nosey tenants. So I open it, and sure enough there's a DVD in a sealed case - and of course it's porn. The paperwork in the box shows that the DVD was ordered in May. So what do I do? Do I just forward it on to him at his girlfriend's house? Will he (or she) appreciate that? What would you do? :dontask: Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: relaedgc on October 27, 2009, 08:27:56 PM Make a copy.
Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: booder on October 27, 2009, 08:28:15 PM watch it
Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: Woodsey on October 27, 2009, 08:28:58 PM Sell it, enough porn for you to toss off with on line IMO.........
Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: AndrewT on October 27, 2009, 08:29:12 PM People still buy porn on DVD?
Has he not heard of the internet? Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: Claw75 on October 27, 2009, 08:29:24 PM watch it, then keep it/flog it on ebay depending on the verdict.
Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: bolt pp on October 27, 2009, 08:29:39 PM omg i would so pretend i couldnt get in toutch with him and send it to his local station
Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: Laxie on October 27, 2009, 08:29:51 PM You're an eejit for opening his mail in the first place. Go sit in the corner. For a long time. You're grounded!
Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: bolt pp on October 27, 2009, 08:30:16 PM People still buy porn on DVD? Has he not heard of the internet? it might be some really weird porn Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: gatso on October 27, 2009, 08:30:30 PM set up torrent. post link here
Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: Woodsey on October 27, 2009, 08:30:38 PM omg i would so pretend i couldnt get in toutch with him and send it to his local station On second thoughts potential future bribery FTW...... Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: kinboshi on October 27, 2009, 08:30:52 PM omg i would so pretend i couldnt get in toutch with him and send it to his local station Thought had crossed my mind... ;) Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: bolt pp on October 27, 2009, 08:31:24 PM Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: Girgy85 on October 27, 2009, 08:31:40 PM Sent in May?
Looks like every fcker has been having a watch! Obv he hasnt told u he is due a parcel and has probs forgot about it since may so id keep it and watch it! Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: Colchester Kev on October 27, 2009, 08:32:43 PM title of said DVD required imo.
Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: Claw75 on October 27, 2009, 08:34:04 PM :D Dan's described it to me. you will like it Kev. there ya go - that's Kev xmas pressie sorted :)up Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: bolt pp on October 27, 2009, 08:34:24 PM It might be a test, he wanted you to open it to see if you were cool about it and up for a group session with him and 6 sexy wpc's he's got lined up
Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: DaveShoelace on October 27, 2009, 08:38:54 PM It might be a test, he wanted you to open it to see if you were cool about it and up for a group session with him and 6 sexy wpc's he's got lined up Probably more likely gonna invite himself round for a milk race. Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: gatso on October 27, 2009, 09:22:14 PM Probably more likely gonna invite himself round for a milk race. he wants kin to go cycling with him? wtf is a milk race? Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: doubleup on October 27, 2009, 09:24:55 PM Probably more likely gonna invite himself round for a milk race. he wants kin to go cycling with him? wtf is a milk race? 1st to fill a milk bottle Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: bolt pp on October 27, 2009, 09:25:23 PM Probably more likely gonna invite himself round for a milk race. he wants kin to go cycling with him? wtf is a milk race? work it out ::) Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: doubleup on October 27, 2009, 09:26:39 PM OP I think you should send your dilemma to the problem page of The Police Gazette Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: sovietsong on October 27, 2009, 09:28:09 PM is it some weird porn or just normal stuff?
Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: GreekStein on October 27, 2009, 09:33:08 PM need title and actress names
Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: kinboshi on October 27, 2009, 09:33:53 PM It's called "A Group Thing #1".
Looks pretty naff to be honest. Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: DaveShoelace on October 27, 2009, 09:41:03 PM It's called "A Group Thing #1". Looks pretty naff to be honest. lol, nice attempt to make it appear you have only looked at the box Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: GreekStein on October 27, 2009, 09:42:31 PM It's called "A Group Thing #1". Looks pretty naff to be honest. Oh yeah don't watch that it's rubbish, as are A Group Thing 2 and 4 3 they got it spot on imo Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: TightEnd on October 27, 2009, 09:42:48 PM It's called "A Group Thing #1". Looks pretty naff to be honest. Production studio and main star please. I can cross reference with my index here and do a quick review from the old cranial memory banks Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: Colchester Kev on October 27, 2009, 09:43:53 PM It's called "A Group Thing #1". Looks pretty naff to be honest. Production studio and main star please. I can cross reference with my index here and do a quick review from the old cranial memory banks Starring: Ashley Long, Faith, Juliana Kincaid, Austin O'riley, Rose Petal, Melanie Jagger Director: Vince Vouyer Studio: Red Light District Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: TightEnd on October 27, 2009, 09:45:58 PM thank you
Red Light District films are not my favoured canon Only 4 stars out of 10 in general I would not forward the thing, have a bit of compassion, and bin it Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: bolt pp on October 27, 2009, 09:47:55 PM googled it and on the back it says: "three s**** sharing three different *****, one s*** not sharing two *****, and two s*** *** swapping with two *****! ****, **'s, ***'s.............it's a group thing!
100 points to whoever deciphers that! Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: Longy on October 27, 2009, 09:48:33 PM It's called "A Group Thing #1". Looks pretty naff to be honest. Production studio and main star please. I can cross reference with my index here and do a quick review from the old cranial memory banks Starring: Ashley Long, Faith, Juliana Kincaid, Austin O'riley, Rose Petal, Melanie Jagger Director: Vince Vouyer Studio: Red Light District Sigh, when my sister said she in the entertainment industry, I thought she in theatre or something. Dev'd. Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: TightEnd on October 27, 2009, 09:50:21 PM It's called "A Group Thing #1". Looks pretty naff to be honest. Production studio and main star please. I can cross reference with my index here and do a quick review from the old cranial memory banks Starring: Ashley Long, Faith, Juliana Kincaid, Austin O'riley, Rose Petal, Melanie Jagger Director: Vince Vouyer Studio: Red Light District Sigh, when my sister said she in the entertainment industry, I thought she in theatre or something. Dev'd. What about Byron's cousin Juliana? Bad times Title: Re: Dilemma of the parcel Post by: cia260895 on October 27, 2009, 10:39:49 PM :redcard: I'd be careful opening someone else mail as it is a criminal offence and seeing as he is a copper dodgy
that being said send to his birds house in a plain envelope addressed to PC Master Bater |