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Right guys. Time to put this to bed once and for all.

Once upon a time there was a poker player called George. He was pretty tez (still is) but ran like God and binked some competitions. All was well in the land of George until George ran into Mr Variance….

Mr Variance, to put it mildly, was a bastard. He started to kick George in the bollocks at every opportunity and George suddenly couldn’t win a pot let alone a tournament. This is when George hooked up with Mr Whinging Bastard.

Mr Whinging Bastard and George got on really well. So much so that you couldn’t tell the two of them apart. Everywhere George went people mistook him for Mr Whinging Bastard.

Eventually Mr Variance left George alone and he began getting a result here and there however George would still occasionally visit Mr Whinging Bastard……

The moral of this story….

George is now known as a whinging fucker. And he hates it. He is not a whinging bastard but temporarily became one because he thought it was his God given right to win every pot he ever played. Sooooooo to rectify this I promise, from this day forth never to:

Tell a bad beat story. This includes on breaks of tournaments etc. If you ask me, I shall not talk about it. If you witness a beat, I don’t care. My lips will be sealed.

NEVER update my facebook status with how bad I’m running/bubbling/playing like a cock (this one will be the hardest cos it happens a lot)

Never post a hand history on the Sunday Thread/similar threads (obv this does not include PHA when seeking feedback)

Should I do any of the above, the first person to call me up on it can personally collect a crisp 10 pound English note the next time they see me.

K thx bye

Mr Rupinder (George) Bedi

Forfeit not hazardous enough imo ;)

George I'm worried you'll spontaneously combust or something if you stop sharing your beats! PM them to yourself or something just to get them off your chest!!!

This is going to cost him a fortune as it is, never mind upping the penalty.   rotflmfao

Haha gl with that

 ;)

i love hearing bad beat stories

1) so i can laugh
2) to remind me that i aint the only one that can run bad


pls keep telling stories

lol

Assume this is just another bad beat moan so didn't read............. ;)

maybe we should have bad beat buddies we can share stories with. I nominate George and Graham to pair up.

Seriously though.

Not naming names but certain people are known as fucking whingers.

I have now joined this "elite". I want become dis-associated from such a group.

I generally am a happy, positive person! But now everywhere I go people know me as a whinger.

Well no more!!!! I shall be known as a spewy poker player instead

J7 ftw

Oh go on. You know you want to.

blatch has managed to get into all of are accounts george dont worry mate, i know u will b moaning l8r looking forward to it!

and j7 ftw

lol you are whingeing about being branded a whinger!

I think it would be good to meet George

George, if its any consolation when I met you you didn't whinge! ;-)

I think you should give yourself an out of the sunday thread, don't whinge just post em with a 'meh!'

Good luck thou, its harder than you think

This, stop fking moaning imo.

lol

we moaners should unite and form a union

quality

LOL george is a legend. I'd listen to 10 whinges for just one of those chuckles.

I love the honesty in your posts george. You're a class act. You will soon be back, silencing your critics. ATB-Rage :)

can i be in this elite group? i love whinging! its so much fun and tilts some people at the table! :P

Blatant whinge post imo.

tl;dr

Oh, and don't forget the 50p.

*bites tongue*

positive thinking = positive playing = positive results
gl

 ;bump; for Tikay's Sunday afternoon entertainment.

Has to be a spoof thread.

We wish.  He's been on best behaviour ever since.  Sigh.

I am still on the wagon :)

It's been tougher than I thought! Have had to try and pacify my inner whinger

BUMP- have returned to old ways. Hoping to see this through once more

i guess KK<<<QQ blind on blind vs me won't have helped - thought you took it ok tho

Fuck it. Who cares? After losing most of my stack at dtd with J9 vs 89 on a A99 board I'm gonna keep whinging!!!


PokerStars Game #49145177963: Tournament #328011016, $8.00+$0.80 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (250/500) - 2010/09/05 2:54:21 WET [2010/09/04 21:54:21 ET]
Table '328011016 13' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: MICUSPS (3160 in chips)
Seat 2: donkwinner1 (3670 in chips)
Seat 3: thehen2 (4155 in chips)
Seat 4: Ramses1298 (5700 in chips)
Seat 5: HK680 (8526 in chips)
Seat 6: kthonk (5188 in chips)
Seat 7: BtownHogs (7488 in chips)
Seat 8: hammer839 (19821 in chips)
Seat 9: George2Loose (13867 in chips)
MICUSPS: posts the ante 60
donkwinner1: posts the ante 60
thehen2: posts the ante 60
Ramses1298: posts the ante 60
HK680: posts the ante 60
kthonk: posts the ante 60
BtownHogs: posts the ante 60
hammer839: posts the ante 60
George2Loose: posts the ante 60
hammer839: posts small blind 250
George2Loose: posts big blind 500
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Ts Tc]
MICUSPS: folds
donkwinner1: raises 3110 to 3610 and is all-in
thehen2: folds
Ramses1298: folds
HK680: folds
kthonk: folds
BtownHogs: folds
hammer839: folds
George2Loose: calls 3110
*** FLOP *** [4c 2d Td]
*** TURN *** [4c 2d Td] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [4c 2d Td 9h] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [Ts Tc] (a full house, Tens full of Fours)
donkwinner1: shows [4h 4d] (four of a kind, Fours)
donkwinner1 collected 8010 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8010 | Rake 0
Board [4c 2d Td 9h 4s]
Seat 1: MICUSPS folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: donkwinner1 showed [4h 4d] and won (8010) with four of a kind, Fours
Seat 3: thehen2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Ramses1298 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: HK680 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: kthonk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: BtownHogs (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: hammer839 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: George2Loose (big blind) showed [Ts Tc] and lost with a full house, Tens full of Fours

DO YOU WANT THE $8.80 BACK ?   x

high stakes for me these days big charra

In another life i would gladly die for your WIT..

:D