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tiger been involved in a car crash

conflicting reports

1) he has been released
2) he is in there and will be for some time as the injuries are very serious

Hope he's sound

Released from hoslital with "facial lacerations" after being admitted under an assumed name having crashed his caddy(car) into both a tree and a fire hydrant. No surprise there then as  he's always been somewhat of an errant driver.

Steaming and slightly tipsy after a domestic ?

not alchol related seemingly

He sure just fancied an impromptu drive at 2am. as professional golfers usually do  :o

something aint right police say he wasnt drinking
airbags didnt go off which means he was under 33mph

yet they are preparing charges

muct be against the fire brigade and the neighbour for moving the hydrant and tree

My first thought too on the piss!!

As if there gonna admit this even if he was.

the police would yes

The National Enquirer has been after him this week over some alleged philandering.

What a non story that turned out to be.


Golfer drives into tree's.

Happens every day.

 ;applause; ;applause; ;applause;


loving the sensationalism in this thread. tabloid forumism at it's best.

What's the latest with this bollocks. I've been hearing that it was his wife that caused the injuries with a golf club, anyone heard anything else?

(http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq167/Andr4w/post-8976-1259796431.jpg)

great pic Woodsey

A losing semi-finallist, a cheating Frenchman and an adulterous golfer, the best Gillette can get.

Some harsh and revealing words from Jesper Parnevic(who originally introduced the couple) on SSN just now, including:

"I thought he was a better guy than he has turned out to be and I apologise to Elin for hooking them up, and hopefully she'll use the driver next time instead of the three-iron"

All three of the women Tiger has been linked with are less hot than his wife - wtf is he playing at?

she just had two little kids, maybe she dont wanna shag him? so he looks elsewhere.

That's what i was thinking when seen pictures of them, ;dingdell;

Yeah, what the hells he doing. I guess the saying goes "You can't eat chicken everyday" the guy needed some new flavours in his life.
I'm more concerned that hes a billionaire and only managed to crash a £35k car, WTF Tiger get yourself an upgrade son!

Prince Charles?

You think Diana put out after she'd produced the required heir and spare.

That's his courtesy car LDO

I also sure expect his Escalade to be a standard factory model  ;)

What a legend keeping 3 birds on the go, com 1 of them is a hostess from Tao

You lost me but andrew seems to know what you mean  ;)

 Aspades Ac BAYBEEEEE! anways Escalades are ballaaaa so zip it cotton one time and GTFO of this thread son!!!

P. S

Always remember one thing...

Cute_Fish loves you xxx

lol u used to play on crypto?

ie Prince Charles also had affair with bird 99.3% moosier than his current wife at the time, seems standard this kind of stuff.

ye mate, wot was ur sn on there?

Cons13052.

Remember playing you a fair bit and if you were Cute_Fish you did the best of anyone I played at steaming me out of my head on tilt and making me burn money.

sgdkhsg.

Were u Cutemofo too?

Yeah because that's a rare occurance ;)

Nah trust me if it was him then he knew how to steam me up good and proper.

Hahahahahahaha

hehe how could i forget u mate! we had abit of history :-D ye i was Cute_Fish CUTEMOFO and BMWCoupe on crypto, so where do u play now

Crouching tiger hidden hydrant.

How did you let Cute_Nit tilt you?! He only plays Aces and he folds them 50% of the time preflop ;-) lol

Nah mate tightened my range up abit since the crypto days. KK and QQ bad so often these days so i prefer to just let them slide :-D
 Aspades Ac BAYBEEEEEE

I know lol! He was one of the tightest regs but could always get max value from the fish, rather than regs. Unfortunately after 2 mins of chat he turned me into a steamed Kipper.

Felt sorry for Razor when Cute Fish steamed me as I'd always spite call with my trash and get there.

Not playing NL anymore, just PLO at www.blondepoker.com :)

You?

Ah, with you now

A Taiwanese TV channel decided that mere police reports and eyewitness statements weren't enough, so they made a CGI version of what they think happened.

The animated row between Tiger and the missus at the end is completely awesome.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNhwae2t-kE

Colleen is no Cheryl Cole or Carly Zucker but she's hardly a 60 year old crackwhore either.

Haha tilting ppl in chat was my best past time while waiting for  Aspades Ac :-D unfortunatly for u tho, u was 1 of my most fun play mates so just cudnt resist when i saw u on!  Razor is so funny! i was doing well on pacific poker but moved to hills now for abit as i had a little downswing so grinding 200nl sterling tables for abit, all the old regs are back...razor,claudia,l8ton etc

diana was the affair really though, he was with the horse woman first but mummy didn't like her

lol

Lol you obviously havent cheated on someone before

They cant be minging but filth is more important than looks

 :o

Is that your market? Women who have good looking boyfriends but are just looking for filth?

You need to cheat on someone to look for that?

That is brilliant!

Lol you both know exactly what I meant.

I think.

I hope.

I just restrict myself to women of at least Mrs Woods' attractiveness.

I was thinking WTF? for a second...........(my surname is Woods LOL)

lol, love that vid too and I get exactly where you are coming from Stu. Some girls are very pretty but not sexy, some girls are plain but have that sexy look of naughtiness in their eyes. I would rather see the later than the former.

No you doughnut, your sirname is Woodsey.

OK boss.......

lads round the office loved that tiger pic tho. com

LOL - didn't realise that.

Obv this thread needs pics of your missus as well as Tiger's

Well ex now , but wouldn't put them up in any case.

The strange thing is that counting endoresments etc Elin Nordegren might end up as the no. 2 money winner on the PGA tour very soon.

Apparently it's now six women he squired dating back to six months after his wedding.

The thing that interests me is why none of these women went to the press before now.

Why wait to be number six in an ever increasing queue, when if you were number 1 it would obv be far more lucrative?

The tally has reached 10

http://www.examiner.com/x-20836-Celebrity-Fitness-and-Health-Examiner~y2009m12d7-Tiger-Woods-mistress-count-tallies-ten-putting-wife-Elin-two-children-at-risk

But the most ridiculous rumour of all is coming out:

Tiger had an affair with Sarah Ferguson.

For once I am totally lost for words.

Blimey he seems to have almost as many mistresses as majors now and the gap is closing daily.

Please tell me that Fergie is not the "sex-addicted cougar".

In a way it is.

:P

Reporting on sky sports news now, that a women has been taken to hospital from Tiger Woods home today.

What price Jack Nicklaus holding onto his record now.

Looks like she might have tried to top herself !

Seems to be the wife's mother who was taken to hospital.

Also,

I am glad to be wrong if that is the case.

Bear in mind my source is Twitter.

Which actually does a very good job at disseminating information, provided you can filter out the crap.

I'm pretty sure she just fainted at learning Scottish Dave was back on Blonde.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8401706.stm

Is he back?

More from Twitter, this time from the comedian Peter Serafinowicz

I hate it when the media refer to Tiger Woods' six mistresses as his 'eighteen holes'

Now they are linking him to a British sports presenter who was single at the time but is now married.

Gabby Logan? Kelly Dalglish?

Think it was Kirsty Gallacher

She's not married but is now engaged

Gary Lineker?

Frank Bough?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDYSEMbIXcI&feature=player_embedded

Sure didn't read that as kenny the 1st time

Now that wud've been interesting

I would.

The mother law was taken to hospital other day,  his that is ,just thought you would all want to know lol

Does anyone know what the injunction is all about?

thanks

i think, and im basing it off an article I skimmed on an American site, that there's some allegations of ODing somewhere in the crash. So I'm guessing it might be to do with that.

thanks

one of the online news sites did mention naked photos before the injunction

Have a read for yourself

http://88.80.16.63/leak/tiger-woods-injunction-2009.pdf