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Title: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on December 05, 2009, 04:01:23 AM
Right ok here is the deal, i last won a tournament on the 8th of July, this is pretty tilting, tonight pushed me over the edge win an 8th and a 3rd capping off these impressive stats:

It's been 858 MTT's since my last win of which i have made,

25 top 10's
3 2nd's
3 3rd's
19 4th-10ths

This is obviously pretty dire and helps explain a $50k downswing despite having a 30k bink in the middle of all this.

Anyway the point is i want some heft forefit if i dont manage to either get level or win a tournament for the 6 month period from July 8th to Jan 8th.

Suggest away.

P.S. Thinly veiled bad beat post.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: relaedgc on December 05, 2009, 04:11:16 AM
Become a poker dealer for a six month period because you can't make profit as a poker player. I think that'd be hilarious, personally.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: suzanne on December 05, 2009, 04:11:46 AM
How about...if you dont start winning you can mentor me...that should do it ;-)


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Linux on December 05, 2009, 04:40:20 AM
no fins games, live or on tv for 6 months


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on December 05, 2009, 04:42:31 AM
no fins games, live or on tv for 6 months

Season ends on Jan 3rd so seems a bit easy....


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: thetank on December 05, 2009, 04:48:16 AM
Forfeit is pretty obv, you've got to spend a weekend away with Ironside in Shetland.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Linux on December 05, 2009, 04:54:35 AM
Didn't you say, you wouldn't go to Brighton games. Every home game till you bink?


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: thetank on December 05, 2009, 04:58:01 AM
Didn't you say, you wouldn't go to Brighton games. Every home game till you bink?

That's a good 'un


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on December 05, 2009, 05:36:23 AM
Didn't you say, you wouldn't go to Brighton games. Every home game till you bink?

lol


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Longy on December 05, 2009, 08:27:32 AM
If you lose you have to stake the person of my choosing from blonde for a given period of time.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on December 05, 2009, 08:38:26 AM
If you lose you have to stake the person of my choosing from blonde for a given period of time.

He already does his bit for charity with 5 of us, so I doubt a 6th with no clue would bother him too much.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Longy on December 05, 2009, 08:44:42 AM
If you lose you have to stake the person of my choosing from blonde for a given period of time.

He already does his bit for charity with 5 of us, so I doubt a 6th with no clue would bother him too much.

Lol, the person I have in mind would tilt the hell out of flushy though.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: DaveShoelace on December 05, 2009, 08:45:37 AM
You have to play a session on Richard Kelletts laptop if you dont win a tournament


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Ironside on December 05, 2009, 09:56:11 AM
Forfeit is pretty obv, you've got to spend a weekend away with Ironside in Shetland.


and i thought you was my friend tank
i only just got over my downswong
and won a couple of mts
dont want flushys run bad vibes


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: TightEnd on December 05, 2009, 09:58:05 AM
Buy a New England Patriots Jersey, wear it to a Brighton £10 rebuy donkament, photos on here


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: NoflopsHomer on December 05, 2009, 10:15:41 AM
Put Mantis into an event of his choosing.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Ironside on December 05, 2009, 10:17:03 AM
Put muscles into several event of his choosing.

FYP


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: ChipRich on December 05, 2009, 10:22:57 AM
Send PeachyMer/Pokercini $50 a day til uv won a torn.

Or just leave the room and let us do it for u...again.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Nakor on December 05, 2009, 10:23:51 AM
Slave Labour for the win . . . .

Don't win one for a month go to Chez Shrewdie and cook/clean
Don't win one in 2 months do a weekends real work in ITB's club.
Don't win one in 3 months Shrewdie Slave for x days.

or I am sure Rookie/Pab/Moorman/Iron/Grandad/Hopkin etc could do with a personal slave for a while

or encourage the whole of blonde to anti rail

Add X £'s to the next BB Main Event for each week you fall short.



Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: ChipRich on December 05, 2009, 10:26:32 AM
Slave Labour for the win . . . .

Don't win one for a month go to Chez Shrewdie and cook/clean

Don't win one in 2 months do a weekends real work in ITB's club.
Don't win one in 3 months Shrewdie Slave for x days.

or I am sure Rookie/Pab/Moorman/Iron/Grandad/Hopkin etc could do with a personal slave for a while

or encourage the whole of blonde to anti rail

Add X £'s to the next BB Main Event for each week you fall short.



this sounds good.

Middy was the slave whilst Jones was away, so we're looking for a new 1 now hes not always here.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Karabiner on December 05, 2009, 10:56:59 AM
If you lose you have to stake the person of my choosing from blonde for a given period of time.

He already does his bit for charity with 5 of us, so I doubt a 6th with no clue would bother him too much.

Lol, the person I have in mind would tilt the hell out of flushy though.

Taffy ?


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: ACE2M on December 05, 2009, 11:00:14 AM
Go to work in mcdonalds for a week.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: DaveShoelace on December 05, 2009, 11:05:38 AM
What about you have to purchase 10% of every staking request  that doesn't include at least an OPR/Sharkscope/Hendon Mob link?

Oh and you have to buy up any remaining chunks from the Monte Carlo requests


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: luther101 on December 05, 2009, 11:31:32 AM
Read the entire Oxford English Dickshunharry    ...      to learn how to spell forfeit, or indeed challenge?


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: bobAlike on December 05, 2009, 11:45:37 AM
Swap the Cristal (http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_02/CristalChampagneL_228x681.jpg) for Pomagne (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/326077538_416a83b64f.jpg?v=0)



Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: The Baron on December 05, 2009, 12:15:35 PM
Open a book on yourself winning x in that time? Not exactly original but it makes action.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on December 05, 2009, 12:19:09 PM
Non money forfeits are probably better, I gather thats why Demps hasnt just asked for a price. Plus he is busto.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: outragous76 on December 05, 2009, 12:20:49 PM
Flushys car wash. You have to clean the cars of all final table players @ every gukpt main  event next year!


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Graham C on December 05, 2009, 12:26:17 PM
I quite liked that thread where you made one of your mates sleep in a car for a week, perhaps something similar?


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: ViiperUK on December 05, 2009, 12:27:54 PM
Flushys car wash. You have to clean the cars of all final table players @ every gukpt main  event next year!

might aswell throw in the staff aswell lol


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Murph1984 on December 05, 2009, 12:29:59 PM
5x guest analyst appearances on Sky Poker,free of charge of course,with DP Fitzgerald.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on December 05, 2009, 12:33:38 PM
5x guest analyst appearances on Sky Poker,free of charge of course,with DP Fitzgerald.

This is something he would like to do, but they don't want him.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: GreekStein on December 05, 2009, 12:56:00 PM
Wear a black leather gimp outfit to DTD one saturday and sit next to Kinboshi and grind the £0.5/1 cash game all night. See how that works out for you.

Pay $30/hour for coaching sessions via teamviewer from Mantis/Muscles/Nicky Evans. Minimum 10 hrs worth.






Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: outragous76 on December 05, 2009, 01:12:01 PM
How about 'flushy gets a flushy'

Trip to dingdells parlour if you fail


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: GreekStein on December 05, 2009, 02:02:01 PM
Or if you don't make your goal, you have to grind every time Middy is grinding for a period of 3 months.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: MANTIS01 on December 05, 2009, 03:55:16 PM
Put Mantis into an event of his choosing.

Flushy making money isn't much of a forfeit really.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: anthonyl on December 05, 2009, 04:09:09 PM
become one of longys 45 man stakees for a month having to play 5000 $6 SNGs in a month


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: tikay on December 05, 2009, 04:10:12 PM
Go to work in mcdonalds for a week.

Deserves more love on so many levels.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Div on December 05, 2009, 04:29:22 PM
Become dedicated mod to the Betting Tips and Sport Discussion board for a month.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: GreekStein on December 05, 2009, 04:58:23 PM
Have Kinboshi sacked

Not really a punishment for you but a nice change nonetheless


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Cf on December 05, 2009, 05:23:42 PM
Some sort of dance routine just before the tournament at the next blonde bash


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: George2Loose on December 05, 2009, 05:32:07 PM
Some sort of dance routine just before the tournament at the next blonde bash

Grow your hair like Nana's (if you can)


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Girgy85 on December 05, 2009, 05:33:07 PM
Some sort of dance routine just before the tournament at the next blonde bash

Grow your hair like Nana's (if you can)

This!

 Dont shave or cut your hair till you win!


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: tikay on December 05, 2009, 05:50:09 PM
Some sort of dance routine just before the tournament at the next blonde bash

Grow your hair like Nana's (if you can)

This!

 Dont shave or cut your hair till you win!

Flushy, December 2017.



Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on December 05, 2009, 05:52:52 PM
You have to take  $muszlesz$ up on his staking post for the $1k monte carlo  post  http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=44668.0   you have to give him 100% buy in for only a 50% cut of any winnings. You can only get out of this buy winning a tourny what pays more then $5k


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on December 05, 2009, 06:04:42 PM
Add X £'s to the next BB Main Event for each week you fall short.

I like this idea, £1 for every tournament i don't win or get out of 50k hole towards the next bb.

As for those of you who said stake muzles, plz i wanted realistic stuff.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: gatso on December 05, 2009, 07:49:23 PM
Add X £'s to the next BB Main Event for each week you fall short.

I like this idea, £1 for every tournament i don't win or get out of 50k hole towards the next bb.

As for those of you who said stake muzles, plz i wanted realistic stuff.

this please. we all benefit from your failure so can antirail hard


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Delboy on December 05, 2009, 08:02:07 PM
Add X £'s to the next BB Main Event for each week you fall short.

I like this idea, £1 for every tournament i don't win or get out of 50k hole towards the next bb.

As for those of you who said stake muzles, plz i wanted realistic stuff.

this please. we all benefit from your failure so can antirail hard

+1


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Longy on December 05, 2009, 08:40:17 PM
become one of longys 45 man stakees for a month having to play 5000 $6 SNGs in a month

Flushy is always welcome to join the stable.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: LeKnave on December 05, 2009, 08:42:42 PM
become one of longys 45 man stakees for a month having to play 5000 $6 SNGs in a month

Flushy is always welcome to join the stable.

what! hes lost $50,000!! that means he must be shit! fade him longy!


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Longy on December 05, 2009, 08:44:39 PM
become one of longys 45 man stakees for a month having to play 5000 $6 SNGs in a month

Flushy is always welcome to join the stable.

what! hes lost $50,000!! that means he must be shit! fade him longy!

Yeah but it will be be funny enough just to watch Flushy play £4 sngs, to make it worth it. While randomly calling him peasant at opportune moments.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on December 05, 2009, 11:35:27 PM
become one of longys 45 man stakees for a month having to play 5000 $6 SNGs in a month

Flushy is always welcome to join the stable.

what! hes lost $50,000!! that means he must be shit! fade him longy!

Yeah but it will be be funny enough just to watch Flushy play £4 sngs, to make it worth it. While randomly calling him peasant at opportune moments.

Sigh!

Just had a shot 4/20 in stars 300f, came 19th lol


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Ironside on December 05, 2009, 11:37:04 PM
become one of longys 45 man stakees for a month having to play 5000 $6 SNGs in a month

Flushy is always welcome to join the stable.

what! hes lost $50,000!! that means he must be shit! fade him longy!

Yeah but it will be be funny enough just to watch Flushy play £4 sngs, to make it worth it. While randomly calling him peasant at opportune moments.

Sigh!

Just had a shot 4/20 in stars 300f, came 19th lol

give us a shout if your every desperate enough to want some tips


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: I KNOW IT on December 06, 2009, 12:25:29 AM
Some sort of dance routine just before the tournament at the next blonde bash

Grow your hair like Nana's (if you can)

This!

 Dont shave or cut your hair till you win!

Flushy, December 2017.


Tikay, Is that photo the tramp who used to live between the ring road at Wolverhampton?


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: tikay on December 06, 2009, 12:34:20 AM
Some sort of dance routine just before the tournament at the next blonde bash

Grow your hair like Nana's (if you can)

This!

 Dont shave or cut your hair till you win!

Flushy, December 2017.


Tikay, Is that photo the tramp who used to live between the ring road at Wolverhampton?

Nione other! Good spot.

Not many tramps were as famous as he was.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: I KNOW IT on December 06, 2009, 12:37:31 AM
Some sort of dance routine just before the tournament at the next blonde bash

Grow your hair like Nana's (if you can)

This!

 Dont shave or cut your hair till you win!

Flushy, December 2017.


Tikay, Is that photo the tramp who used to live between the ring road at Wolverhampton?

Nione other! Good spot.

Not many tramps were as famous as he was.

True, some history to his life too, sadly passed away a few years back now I believe


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: tikay on December 06, 2009, 12:37:45 AM

Here's yer man in happier times.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: I KNOW IT on December 06, 2009, 12:43:25 AM
There used to be a tramp in Walsall town center about 30 years ago called Pember, I used to remember him being always filthy black but he wore a highly polished diamond ring, funny the things you remember. (sorry for thread hijack)


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: fidget on December 06, 2009, 01:07:59 AM
Get a tattoo with the design to be decided by a Blonde competition.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on December 06, 2009, 01:19:09 AM
I like this, thread about how i am running bad/how to correct this is now a thread about the homeless, is that where things are going?


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: fidget on December 06, 2009, 01:25:09 AM
I like this, thread about how i am running bad/how to correct this is now a thread about the homeless, is that where things are going?
Tattoo of a tramp then?


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Revolt on December 06, 2009, 01:25:53 AM
you have to stake me at 10nl until you get out your 50k swing :)

purely for the amusement of everyone else :p


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: I KNOW IT on December 06, 2009, 01:30:31 AM
Help out in a soup kitchen for a month


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Ironside on December 06, 2009, 01:31:09 AM
Eat out in a soup kitchen for a month

FYP


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: EvilPie on December 06, 2009, 01:53:24 AM
Forfeit is that you have to play every Friday and Saturday comp at that industrial site in Nottingham for a month.

Include the £300 deepstack with the added forfeit that if you don't make day 2 you have to do it again next month.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on December 06, 2009, 04:33:20 AM
Pretty sure am just chipping money into the next BB till i next win a comp or upswing 50 dimes, anyway after today kitty is:

£16

go crazy!


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Ironside on December 06, 2009, 04:47:26 AM
Pretty sure am just chipping money into the next BB till i next win a comp or upswing 50 dimes, anyway after today kitty is:

£16

go crazy!

we going to have another bash?


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Jamier-Host on December 06, 2009, 10:29:47 AM
A surprisingly smart/evil suggestion from the wife.

Remember how Worm has a tattoo of an ace up his sleeve in Rounders?  You get one of those but the suits are fish instead of spades.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Dingdell on December 06, 2009, 11:25:11 AM
How about 'flushy gets a flushy'

Trip to dingdells parlour if you fail

Oi - a trip to my place is a joy!

Yesterday I had the Hollyoaks girls here all day, scampering around in just their underwear, getting tipsy drinking champagne and giggling a lot. It was a sight to be seen!

They are coming back - Flushy will not be allowed in!


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on December 06, 2009, 11:33:42 AM
How about 'flushy gets a flushy'

Trip to dingdells parlour if you fail

Oi - a trip to my place is a joy!

Yesterday I had the Hollyoaks girls here all day, scampering around in just their underwear, getting tipsy drinking champagne and giggling a lot. It was a sight to be seen!

They are coming back - Flushy will not be allowed in!

Sigh.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on December 06, 2009, 11:34:57 AM
A surprisingly smart/evil suggestion from the wife.

Remember how Worm has a tattoo of an ace up his sleeve in Rounders?  You get one of those but the suits are fish instead of spades.

Can you please tell her, no. Thx


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on December 06, 2009, 11:55:41 AM
Someone has just told me flushy is homeless is this true?


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: AlexMartin on December 06, 2009, 11:56:21 AM
How about 'flushy gets a flushy'

Trip to dingdells parlour if you fail

Oi - a trip to my place is a joy!

Yesterday I had the Hollyoaks girls here all day, scampering around in just their underwear, getting tipsy drinking champagne and giggling a lot. It was a sight to be seen!

They are coming back - Flushy will not be allowed in!

which one?


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Dingdell on December 06, 2009, 12:04:29 PM
How about 'flushy gets a flushy'

Trip to dingdells parlour if you fail

Oi - a trip to my place is a joy!

Yesterday I had the Hollyoaks girls here all day, scampering around in just their underwear, getting tipsy drinking champagne and giggling a lot. It was a sight to be seen!

They are coming back - Flushy will not be allowed in!

which one?

The MK clinic.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Longy on December 06, 2009, 12:10:10 PM
Someone has just told me flushy is homeless is this true?

confirmed.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: redsimon on December 06, 2009, 03:21:41 PM
How about living in Luton until you bink a MTT?


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: the sicilian on December 06, 2009, 05:27:56 PM
How about 'flushy gets a flushy'

Trip to dingdells parlour if you fail

Oi - a trip to my place is a joy!

Yesterday I had the Hollyoaks girls here all day, scampering around in just their underwear, getting tipsy drinking champagne and giggling a lot. It was a sight to be seen!

They are coming back - Flushy will not be allowed in!

Pictures or it didnt happen..


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: ViiperUK on December 06, 2009, 06:50:44 PM
How about 'flushy gets a flushy'

Trip to dingdells parlour if you fail

Oi - a trip to my place is a joy!

Yesterday I had the Hollyoaks girls here all day, scampering around in just their underwear, getting tipsy drinking champagne and giggling a lot. It was a sight to be seen!

They are coming back - Flushy will not be allowed in!

Pictures or it didnt happen..

!!


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Dingdell on December 07, 2009, 01:47:48 AM
How about 'flushy gets a flushy'

Trip to dingdells parlour if you fail

Oi - a trip to my place is a joy!

Yesterday I had the Hollyoaks girls here all day, scampering around in just their underwear, getting tipsy drinking champagne and giggling a lot. It was a sight to be seen!

They are coming back - Flushy will not be allowed in!

Pictures or it didnt happen..

They are coming on facebook.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Ironside on December 07, 2009, 09:21:04 AM
How about 'flushy gets a flushy'

Trip to dingdells parlour if you fail

Oi - a trip to my place is a joy!

Yesterday I had the Hollyoaks girls here all day, scampering around in just their underwear, getting tipsy drinking champagne and giggling a lot. It was a sight to be seen!

They are coming back - Flushy will not be allowed in!

Pictures or it didnt happen..

They are coming on facebook.

didnt know facebook allowed those sort of pics



Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: NigDawG on December 07, 2009, 11:28:50 AM
manual labour job till you work off your losses imo


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: ViiperUK on December 07, 2009, 02:42:06 PM
manual labour job till you work off your losses imo

i'll get him a job in comet :P


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: thetank on December 07, 2009, 02:44:40 PM
What manual labour goes on in Comet.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Ironside on December 07, 2009, 02:49:14 PM
What manual labour goes on in Comet.


some has to clean the tail to make it shine in the sky


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on December 07, 2009, 02:53:16 PM
If you don't have a 1st place by the end of the week you have to spend 24 hours in chiprichs under the stairs cupboard


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: EvilPie on December 07, 2009, 03:33:21 PM
If you don't win an mtt within a week you have to keep playing 'til you do.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on December 07, 2009, 04:08:32 PM
June already said am doing the £1/MTT towards something at next bb, thinking a bad beat jackpot (silo has to get paid somehow)


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: paulhouk03 on December 07, 2009, 04:42:46 PM
Play the next live tourney in a banana man outfit


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: titaniumbean on December 08, 2009, 05:42:51 AM
How about 'flushy gets a flushy'

Trip to dingdells parlour if you fail

Oi - a trip to my place is a joy!

Yesterday I had the Hollyoaks girls here all day, scampering around in just their underwear, getting tipsy drinking champagne and giggling a lot. It was a sight to be seen!

They are coming back - Flushy will not be allowed in!

Pictures or it didnt happen..


Well said that man.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: the sicilian on December 08, 2009, 02:54:51 PM
How about 'flushy gets a flushy'

Trip to dingdells parlour if you fail

Oi - a trip to my place is a joy!

Yesterday I had the Hollyoaks girls here all day, scampering around in just their underwear, getting tipsy drinking champagne and giggling a lot. It was a sight to be seen!

They are coming back - Flushy will not be allowed in!

Pictures or it didnt happen..


They are coming on facebook.
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I will actually pay money for pictures of this.....


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Ironside on December 08, 2009, 09:28:16 PM
How about 'flushy gets a flushy'

Trip to dingdells parlour if you fail

Oi - a trip to my place is a joy!

Yesterday I had the Hollyoaks girls here all day, scampering around in just their underwear, getting tipsy drinking champagne and giggling a lot. It was a sight to be seen!

They are coming back - Flushy will not be allowed in!

Pictures or it didnt happen..


They are coming on facebook.
[/size][/size][/size][/b]

I will actually pay money for pictures of this.....


i'll pay more for the video


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: KarmaDope on December 08, 2009, 10:41:04 PM
I'll pay more to be the assistant next time they attend Ding's clinic for a flush.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on December 09, 2009, 01:25:52 AM
Pretty sure am just chipping money into the next BB till i next win a comp or upswing 50 dimes, anyway after today kitty is:

£16

go crazy!

I am a true volume machine, 21st in stars 50r means there is another £11 in the kitty.

£27 total


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: KarmaDope on December 16, 2009, 05:55:32 PM
Pretty sure am just chipping money into the next BB till i next win a comp or upswing 50 dimes, anyway after today kitty is:

£16

go crazy!

I am a true volume machine, 21st in stars 50r means there is another £11 in the kitty.

£27 total

Had another idea to go aside with this if you're that determined.

Register with Sky Poker, hit their forums, and reply to every thread in the Area 51 board with a common sense answer without being allowed to rip into them.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on December 16, 2009, 05:59:44 PM
Pretty sure am just chipping money into the next BB till i next win a comp or upswing 50 dimes, anyway after today kitty is:

£16

go crazy!

I am a true volume machine, 21st in stars 50r means there is another £11 in the kitty.

£27 total

Had another idea to go aside with this if you're that determined.

Register with Sky Poker, hit their forums, and reply to every thread in the Area 51 board with a common sense answer without being allowed to rip into them.

Found the forum, opened the first thread and found this:

'thought i would try sky poker again after a long break,played in primo and played very well(even if i do say so myself),folded pocket kings on flop etc.'

Pretty sure i would die in about 4-6 hours


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Laxie on December 16, 2009, 06:10:13 PM
Pretty sure am just chipping money into the next BB till i next win a comp or upswing 50 dimes, anyway after today kitty is:

£16

go crazy!

I am a true volume machine, 21st in stars 50r means there is another £11 in the kitty.

£27 total

Had another idea to go aside with this if you're that determined.

Register with Sky Poker, hit their forums, and reply to every thread in the Area 51 board with a common sense answer without being allowed to rip into them.

Found the forum, opened the first thread and found this:

'thought i would try sky poker again after a long break,played in primo and played very well(even if i do say so myself),folded pocket kings on flop etc.'

Pretty sure i would die in about 4-6 hours

 rotflmfao  Type fast!   rotflmfao


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Simon Galloway on December 16, 2009, 08:19:59 PM

Pretty sure i would die in about 4-6 hours

Maybe he went on to win the tourny.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: gatso on December 16, 2009, 09:08:57 PM
good idea sharples. flushy, please go and answer this one as I'm sure we've all been wondering

Quote
sky why do u only shuffle the cards once for, i do not call that random


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: maccol on December 16, 2009, 10:24:00 PM


Pretty sure i would die in about 4-6 hours
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Dont open the Poker Strategy threads.Your head would explode in about 4-6 minutes.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Jamier-Host on January 29, 2010, 02:58:32 PM
Pretty sure am just chipping money into the next BB till i next win a comp or upswing 50 dimes, anyway after today kitty is:

£16

go crazy!

I am a true volume machine, 21st in stars 50r means there is another £11 in the kitty.

£27 total

What's it up to now?


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on January 30, 2010, 01:36:34 AM
£27 haven't played for nearly 2 months. Might make my return on Wednesday.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Cf on January 30, 2010, 02:05:34 AM
Ignore last post obv. Prob over 9000 by now.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on February 06, 2010, 12:07:55 AM
£27 haven't played for nearly 2 months. Might make my return on Wednesday.

£38...


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: faireycakes on February 06, 2010, 04:26:52 PM
you can do it, chin up.

All your play going through DTD online poker now ? at least if you loose one way youll win the other  :)up


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: TheChipPrince on February 06, 2010, 11:49:43 PM
Flushy do you ever go through spells doubting your play?  :D


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on February 06, 2010, 11:54:17 PM
£52....


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: GreekStein on February 07, 2010, 12:08:36 AM
Flushy do you ever go through spells doubting your play?  :D

No, he just doubts everyone elses a little bit harder


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Woodsey on February 08, 2010, 12:53:09 PM
^^^ hahahaha, I laughed....


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on February 08, 2010, 06:56:08 PM
Flushy do you ever go through spells doubting your play?  :D

Nah just take 2 month breaks because i dont like money :D


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on February 09, 2010, 02:13:33 AM
Ridic day:

22/249 stars 100w1
11/273 party 150f
9/175 tilt 100r
3/321 stars 100r

Still 1 tabling Stars 150f 3/14 but assuming i brick we are up to £65


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on February 09, 2010, 03:21:28 AM
yawn 6th. £65 it is.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on February 10, 2010, 03:01:37 AM
lolz this is getting silly:

20th tilt 100r
19th ipoker 100r
3rd ipoker 50r

£79 now


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on February 13, 2010, 04:19:20 AM
£93.

16th tilt 150f
34th stars 150f


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: NigDawG on February 13, 2010, 06:57:58 AM
i'm doing something similar to this whereby i'm not shaving until i win a tournament. gg face


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: pokerfan on February 13, 2010, 11:04:06 AM
Make it £2 @ 1000 tourns. 49 to go.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Laxie on February 13, 2010, 12:31:28 PM
At the rate you're going, we might actually see a round of drinks.  Pull it together man!


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on February 15, 2010, 02:42:22 AM
£107 after Saturday coming 11th in tilt 6 max


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on February 15, 2010, 02:43:02 AM
£121 after tonight (Sunday) coming 17th in same 6 max as last night, only the 600 runners then 700 runners tonight, fml.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on February 20, 2010, 02:23:55 AM
£135, got a 7th, sigh.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on February 22, 2010, 05:36:06 AM
£147


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on February 24, 2010, 02:54:12 AM
£158


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on February 25, 2010, 04:44:07 AM
£180


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on February 28, 2010, 12:18:41 AM
£193


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on February 28, 2010, 01:01:05 AM
£208


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on March 20, 2010, 02:12:34 AM
Played 11 tournaments tonight after nearly a months break, after 9 tournaments this happened:



Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on March 20, 2010, 02:13:18 AM
Obviously i was 3 tabling this with the ipoker 300f final and the stars 50r final where i had a ridic lead 6 handed, managed 5th in both of them, sigh,


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Royal Flush on March 20, 2010, 02:17:05 AM
Right so £216 to distribute at the next BB, suggestions for how best to do this are welcome.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Laxie on March 20, 2010, 02:25:42 AM
About fecking time!!!!  Didn't half take ya long enough. 

£75 for highest hand of the day

£75 for anyone who can show 72 to take down a pot.  Must be shown to scoop the dosh.

That leaves £66 for bounties.  You pick the victims.

That's me own 2p anyway.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: The Camel on March 20, 2010, 02:30:06 AM
Put £216 behind the bar imo.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: ChipRich on March 20, 2010, 02:54:54 AM
Right so £216 to distribute at the next BB, suggestions for how best to do this are welcome.

flip for it.

Every1 plays, winner takes it all.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Laxie on March 20, 2010, 03:08:14 AM
Put £216 behind the bar imo.

Wouldn't even cover a round imo.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Ironside on March 20, 2010, 08:06:52 AM
think it should gotoward my lapdancing fund either that or £108 bounty on tikay and royal flush


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: mondatoo on March 20, 2010, 09:58:49 AM
About fecking time!!!!  Didn't half take ya long enough. 

£75 for highest hand of the day

£75 for anyone who can show 72 to take down a pot.  Must be shown to scoop the dosh.

That leaves £66 for bounties.  You pick the victims.

That's me own 2p anyway.

This would be com,flip for the rest imo


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: gatso on March 20, 2010, 10:05:42 AM
either a mass flip or the seven deuce game with 10 £21.60 prizes imo. or maybe 7 prizes if it's a £30er so that's cashback

so sick though that it only got to 216


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on March 20, 2010, 01:06:15 PM
Wait 1 bloody min I thought he had to win at poker not bingo??  when has 300 chips super turbo been classed as s
poker? IMO he should carry on and this is not finished yet


Let vote who says he has to carry on lol


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Cf on March 20, 2010, 01:10:38 PM
£100 to the first person knocked out of the main event.

10 x £11.60 seven deuce bounties in main event.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Girgy85 on March 20, 2010, 01:28:30 PM
£100 to the first person knocked out of the main event.

10 x £11.60 seven deuce bounties in main event.

this!

Would be shipping 1st hand with 7 2 just to try and scoop!


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: gatso on March 20, 2010, 04:51:51 PM
£100 to the first person knocked out of the main event.

10 x £11.60 seven deuce bounties in main event.

this!

Would be shipping 1st hand with 7 2 just to try and scoop!

you wouldn't scoop though. DUCY?


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Girgy85 on March 20, 2010, 04:54:56 PM
£100 to the first person knocked out of the main event.

10 x £11.60 seven deuce bounties in main event.

this!

Would be shipping 1st hand with 7 2 just to try and scoop!

you wouldn't scoop though. DUCY?

I do see why! I mean either scoop the Hundo for being 1st out or double thru plus win for the seven deuce!


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Colchester Kev on March 20, 2010, 05:16:18 PM
bash structures are double chance, would make first out a good challenge :D


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: gatso on March 20, 2010, 05:17:41 PM
bash structures are double chance, would make first out a good challenge :D

are we allowed all our chips at once at dtd? can't remember


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: GreekStein on March 20, 2010, 05:18:22 PM
bash structures are double chance, would make first out a good challenge :D

are we allowed all our chips at once at dtd? can't remember

yes


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Cf on March 21, 2010, 12:18:07 AM
As long as you don't get a walk as the big blind first hand.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: KarmaDope on March 21, 2010, 12:51:53 AM
As long as you don't get a walk as the big blind first hand.

If girgys at my table and its blind on blind im slowroll folding.


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: gatso on May 15, 2010, 04:07:20 PM
bumpety bump

what's occurring?


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: sovietsong on May 15, 2010, 04:08:59 PM
bumpety bump

what's occurring?

Played 11 tournaments tonight after nearly a months break, after 9 tournaments this happened:




Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: gatso on May 15, 2010, 04:23:18 PM
bumpety bump

what's occurring?

Played 11 tournaments tonight after nearly a months break, after 9 tournaments this happened:



I'm fully aware of that ldo otherwise my posts that followed it would make no sense

I'm wondering what the plan is for the £216


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: paulhouk03 on May 16, 2010, 03:08:17 AM
Rock paper sissors tourney and pay top 4 ppl


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Laxie on May 16, 2010, 09:55:40 AM
Rock paper sissors tourney and pay top 4 ppl


We already do that.  £5 buy in per person and pays the top few. 


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: paulhouk03 on May 17, 2010, 02:06:43 PM
216 added rock paper sissors tourney!


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Bongo on May 17, 2010, 02:08:38 PM
£216 worth of Jaeger!


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Laxie on May 17, 2010, 02:09:23 PM
£216 worth of Jaeger!

^THIS!^


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: anthonyl on June 06, 2010, 02:09:45 PM
worth the wait?


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Woodsey on June 06, 2010, 02:11:09 PM
Who has tried the most outrageous nip so far?


Title: Re: I need a challange/forefit
Post by: Cf on June 06, 2010, 05:09:06 PM
Bracelet for the winner of next bb