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Title: Xmas shopping
Post by: Colchester Kev on December 10, 2009, 06:35:12 PM
Left home at 10am, walked in door at 6pm ... Suicide would have been a better option, but tbh I think I am dead anyway.

Could have put this in the whinge thread, but thought a thread where people can post their adventures in crowded City centres would be good therapy :D


Oh yeah ... People that are walking in front of you in a packed walkway ... why the f*** do they feel the need to do an emergency stop !!


Title: Re: Xmas shopping
Post by: Ironside on December 10, 2009, 06:40:39 PM
Oh yeah ... People that are walking in front of you in a packed walkway ... why the f*** do they feel the need to do an emergency stop !!

i love that they end up in alot more pain than me


Title: Re: Xmas shopping
Post by: Woodsey on December 10, 2009, 06:42:04 PM
3 pm xmas eve ftw, always quiet then.......


Title: Re: Xmas shopping
Post by: Nakor on December 10, 2009, 06:43:26 PM
www.amazon.co.uk

Can't believe people still use shops.


Title: Re: Xmas shopping
Post by: Ironside on December 10, 2009, 06:43:54 PM
4 pm xmas eve ftw, always quiet then.......

fyp

i have for past 5-6 years left it that late
this year i cant wait as i am on a plane at that time


Title: Re: Xmas shopping
Post by: pokefast on December 10, 2009, 06:59:02 PM
If you've got t'internet Kev there is never any reason to go shopping. Click a few buttons and a nice man will arrive in a shiny van. Simples.


Title: Re: Xmas shopping
Post by: Ginger on December 10, 2009, 06:59:36 PM
Left home at 10am, walked in door at 6pm ... Suicide would have been a better option, but tbh I think I am dead anyway.

Could have put this in the whinge thread, but thought a thread where people can post their adventures in crowded City centres would be good therapy :D

Oh yeah ... People that are walking in front of you in a packed walkway ... why the f*** do they feel the need to do an emergency stop !!

Ahem, from the whinge thread

Damn, nearly forgot...

And, I had to go Christmas shopping with Kev, FML!!!!

He moans, whinges, complains and grumbles the whole bloody time. I wouldn't mind if I had dragged him along as it would be my own damn fault, but he ASKED to come, so much so that I had to drive back to pick him up after trying to leave him at home this morning, he rang 7 times, 7!!! and then proceeded to whine all damn day!

 ;grr;


Title: Re: Xmas shopping
Post by: Colchester Kev on December 10, 2009, 07:01:53 PM
If you've got t'internet Kev there is never any reason to go shopping. Click a few buttons and a nice man will arrive in a shiny van. Simples.

No use to me, I have bashed the granny out of my credit card :D

Its cash or nowt these days !


Title: Re: Xmas shopping
Post by: pokefast on December 10, 2009, 07:03:15 PM
If you've got t'internet Kev there is never any reason to go shopping. Click a few buttons and a nice man will arrive in a shiny van. Simples.

No use to me, I have bashed the granny out of my credit card :D

Its cash or nowt these days !

If you've got t'internet Kev there is never any reason to go shopping. Click a few buttons and a nice man will arrive in a shiny van. Simples.

No use to me, I have bashed the granny out of my credit card :D

Its cash or nowt these days !

Debit card ftw


Title: Re: Xmas shopping
Post by: gatso on December 10, 2009, 07:04:40 PM
If you've got t'internet Kev there is never any reason to go shopping. Click a few buttons and a nice man will arrive in a shiny van. Simples.

No use to me, I have bashed the granny out of my credit card :D

Its cash or nowt these days !

1) walk to corner shop
2) buy prepaid credit card using cash
3) walk home and shop on internet


Title: Re: Xmas shopping
Post by: Colchester Kev on December 10, 2009, 07:06:13 PM
If you've got t'internet Kev there is never any reason to go shopping. Click a few buttons and a nice man will arrive in a shiny van. Simples.

No use to me, I have bashed the granny out of my credit card :D

Its cash or nowt these days !

1) walk to corner shop
2) buy prepaid credit card using cash
3) walk home and shop on internet

Not allowed to shop on the internet ... Might spot an auction for Jimmy F*****g Choo's !!


Title: Re: Xmas shopping
Post by: pokefast on December 10, 2009, 07:08:03 PM
If you've got t'internet Kev there is never any reason to go shopping. Click a few buttons and a nice man will arrive in a shiny van. Simples.

No use to me, I have bashed the granny out of my credit card :D

Its cash or nowt these days !

1) walk to corner shop
2) buy prepaid credit card using cash
3) walk home and shop on internet

Not allowed to shop on the internet ... Might spot an auction for Jimmy F*****g Choo's !!


Well according to Jane,it seems you aren't allowed to go shopping again either!

All part of a grand plan me thinks.


Title: Re: Xmas shopping
Post by: gatso on December 10, 2009, 07:13:25 PM
stop making crappy excuses and admit that you wanted to go and you loved it


Title: Re: Xmas shopping
Post by: pokefast on December 10, 2009, 07:18:23 PM
Yeah bet you went in all the handbag stores too.


Title: Re: Xmas shopping
Post by: bobby1 on December 10, 2009, 08:42:59 PM
I bet you were in the swanky coffee shops drinking posh coffee too with that lovely glow that comes with a little retail therapy ;o)


Title: Re: Xmas shopping
Post by: Colchester Kev on December 11, 2009, 12:40:14 PM
stop making crappy excuses and admit that you wanted to go and you loved it

Wanted ... NO

Had to .. Yes, was my last chance to get stuff for family as am seeing people on Sunday.

Yeah bet you went in all the handbag stores too.

No handbags were ever in danger of

A, being looked at.
B, being purchased.


I bet you were in the swanky coffee shops drinking posh coffee too with that lovely glow that comes with a little retail therapy ;o)

Bakers oven first thing for a Bacon butty and a brew, Costa Coffee in waterstones for a Latte and some wafer biscuits around 2pm ;)


Title: Re: Xmas shopping
Post by: yorky34 on December 11, 2009, 04:07:04 PM
the worst part of xmas for me is trying to do my weekly food shop at the supermarket , its complete chaos anybody would think that the super market was closing for amonth not a couple of days ...... crazy


Title: Re: Xmas shopping
Post by: bobby1 on December 11, 2009, 08:27:26 PM
stop making crappy excuses and admit that you wanted to go and you loved it

Wanted ... NO

Had to .. Yes, was my last chance to get stuff for family as am seeing people on Sunday.

Yeah bet you went in all the handbag stores too.

No handbags were ever in danger of

A, being looked at.
B, being purchased.


I bet you were in the swanky coffee shops drinking posh coffee too with that lovely glow that comes with a little retail therapy ;o)

Bakers oven first thing for a Bacon butty and a brew, Costa Coffee in waterstones for a Latte and some wafer biscuits around 2pm ;)

Good man, you can't whack a Costa coffee.