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Title: Online Degen Required
Post by: Blatch on December 22, 2009, 07:34:07 PM
Today I found a silver Visa debit card in my car looking up at me from the floor.  The printed on it is a certain Mr C Papertits.

What I am offering is to stake someone for any kind of comps / spin ups / cash games / coin flips that they want.  The account will be funded via this card and all profits will be split 50/50.

I will start this staking as soon as a candidate has been selected from the applications.

What I need from the candidate is someone who will be a complete degen and give me the greatest possible return in a very short time.  I dont want any grinders as the funds wont be available for long.  It also doesnt matter about the stake coming back as its not mine.

Apply away please.


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: George2Loose on December 22, 2009, 07:36:18 PM
Riverdave or Kellet obv.


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: Blatch on December 22, 2009, 07:41:12 PM
Riverdave or Kellet obv.

The applicant must be willing to take the legality of this to the grave with them


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: TightEnd on December 22, 2009, 07:48:55 PM
I apply. I will be sticking the lot on 31 and neighbours.


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: StuartHopkin on December 22, 2009, 07:51:08 PM
Im up for this Neil.

I will deposit the lot on foxybingo.com and go from there.

Sigh

Just realised the card will already be linked to his account.


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: Dewi_cool on December 22, 2009, 07:54:18 PM
lol


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: Colchester Kev on December 22, 2009, 08:27:03 PM
If you were any sort of a mate you would send it by courier back to Mr Constant Papertits (COD obv) ... and you would of course have to cut it into 16 pieces first.


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: Royal Flush on December 22, 2009, 10:42:58 PM
It's been a while since i did the 50BB cash challenge, i would be up for doing it but would need 60% of the profits.


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: GreekStein on December 22, 2009, 10:50:41 PM
I think Flushy is the ideal candidate as my card should have about 50bbs on it.


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: Blatch on December 22, 2009, 10:55:09 PM
I think Flushy is the ideal candidate as my card should have about 50bbs on it.

Not any more it doesnt.


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: GreekStein on December 22, 2009, 10:57:52 PM
I think Flushy is the ideal candidate as my card should have about 50bbs on it.

Not any more it doesnt.

lol. Only problem is I have 3 dimes of your money as a safety deposit.


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: Blatch on December 22, 2009, 11:00:02 PM
I think Flushy is the ideal candidate as my card should have about 50bbs on it.

Not any more it doesnt.

lol. Only problem is I have 3 dimes of your money as a safety deposit.

Thats fine - I have 18 dimez of Blondites money that I can use to replace it :)


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: GreekStein on December 22, 2009, 11:06:57 PM
I think Flushy is the ideal candidate as my card should have about 50bbs on it.

Not any more it doesnt.

lol. Only problem is I have 3 dimes of your money as a safety deposit.

Thats fine - I have 18 dimez of Blondites money that I can use to replace it :)

Haha.

This could be epic. Grim me just to start the domino blonde grim and let the entertainment begin!


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: thetank on December 22, 2009, 11:29:48 PM
Blatch is the man behind Aqua


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: TheChipPrince on December 23, 2009, 11:47:30 AM
Blatch is the man behind Aqua



Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: sovietsong on December 23, 2009, 12:16:11 PM
Shame this never got off the ground, could have been epic...


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: T_Mar on December 23, 2009, 02:31:48 PM
It's been a while since i did the 50BB cash challenge, i would be up for doing it but would need 60% of the profits.

the 50bb cash challenge is?


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: StuartHopkin on December 23, 2009, 03:43:52 PM
Shame this never got off the ground, could have been epic...

an epic jape?


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: Royal Flush on December 23, 2009, 07:52:46 PM
It's been a while since i did the 50BB cash challenge, i would be up for doing it but would need 60% of the profits.

the 50bb cash challenge is?

Sit down in the biggest game you can where you have 50bb, so start say 2-4 get from 200 to 300 then 3-6 to 500 5-10 etc, ideally ending with 20k at 200-400


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: Blatch on December 23, 2009, 07:57:44 PM
Best to do with Omaha where you can sit with 20 bigs


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: Woodsey on December 23, 2009, 08:04:37 PM
^^^ We should get a bunch of us and do a challenge with this on the same night. Start with say $200 and you have to keep moving up until you get to 10k or so..............


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: Tractor on December 23, 2009, 08:21:28 PM
^^^ We should get a bunch of us and do a challenge with this on the same night. Start with say $200 and you have to keep moving up until we all go bust.

FYP


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: Woodsey on December 23, 2009, 08:30:16 PM
^^^ We should get a bunch of us and do a challenge with this on the same night. Start with say $200 and you have to keep moving up until we all go bust.

FYP

Meh I'm sure one person would get there if there was maybe 15+ of us


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: T_Mar on December 23, 2009, 08:56:19 PM
It's been a while since i did the 50BB cash challenge, i would be up for doing it but would need 60% of the profits.

the 50bb cash challenge is?

Sit down in the biggest game you can where you have 50bb, so start say 2-4 get from 200 to 300 then 3-6 to 500 5-10 etc, ideally ending with 20k at 200-400

awww sounds fun, how far you got?? gonna have a blast at this over xmas me thinks


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: Royal Flush on December 23, 2009, 09:45:43 PM
Nearly got to 3-6 once....


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: T_Mar on December 23, 2009, 10:11:47 PM
Nearly got to 3-6 once....

 :D


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: Ironside on January 06, 2010, 06:24:35 PM
if the offer is still open
i offer to flip flushy cash for blonde shares
any shares we win will be split 3 ways
ironside/bitch/greekstein

the site will be unbeatable


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: GreekStein on January 06, 2010, 07:20:59 PM
if the offer is still open
i offer to flip flushy cash for blonde shares
any shares we win will be split 3 ways
ironside/bitch/greekstein

the site will be unbeatable

luckily i got the card back.

Unfortunately it was left empty.

[  ] This was cos Blatch had used it.


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: Blatch on January 07, 2010, 05:33:24 AM
if the offer is still open
i offer to flip flushy cash for blonde shares
any shares we win will be split 3 ways
ironside/bitch/greekstein

the site will be unbeatable

luckily i got the card back.

Unfortunately it was left empty.

[  ] This was cos Blatch had used it.

I wrote all the details down so when their are funds availab;e ..........


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: Ironside on January 07, 2010, 05:37:19 AM
if the offer is still open
i offer to flip flushy cash for blonde shares
any shares we win will be split 3 ways
ironside/bitch/greekstein

the site will be unbeatable

luckily i got the card back.

Unfortunately it was left empty.

[  ] This was cos Blatch had used it.

I wrote all the details down so when their are funds availab;e ..........

i will learn how to win flips in the meantime


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: GreekStein on January 07, 2010, 09:34:34 AM
if the offer is still open
i offer to flip flushy cash for blonde shares
any shares we win will be split 3 ways
ironside/bitch/greekstein

the site will be unbeatable

luckily i got the card back.

Unfortunately it was left empty.

[  ] This was cos Blatch had used it.

I wrote all the details down so when their are funds availab;e ..........

lol niallblakeyments


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: titaniumbean on January 10, 2010, 08:20:01 PM
I've done a video of this kind of spin up, started at 1/2 PLO or HE finished/ended at 5/10 FR b3b a back door draw short handed. Was such fun! Videos should be mandatory!


Title: Re: Online Degen Required
Post by: bolt pp on January 17, 2010, 04:50:26 AM
all winnings to be invested in the cos/bolt horticultural expansion oppoutunity, shares will be at a pemium so act now!!