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Title: Stu & Matt's WTF thread
Post by: StuartHopkin on January 01, 2010, 02:57:34 AM
Wednesday night

£30 unlimited unlimted holdem at DTD

Just doubled up last hand before the rebuys, 67 v AK
What do you do?
a) play your 6700 for 30 notes?
b) take the add on for another 30 notes?
c) protest like mick jones that dtd dont have enough dealers but neither do i have enough brain cells?
d) just piss off and have a pint some where else?

Thursday?

In prague a cheeky little naughtyness comes over in a entertainment bar and says "you can have me  any way you like". Do I?
a) say hi der
b) run away
c) oops ii did it again
d) say 'yes i would like that"

Friday?

After 8 pints in Pragues finest Irish bar you find yourself in a young ladies boudoir! (Booder) Things are going well butg its been a long day.
Do you;
a) pay again
b) sigh
c) say i love your wrists
d) help yourself out


Title: Re: Stu & Matt's WTF thread
Post by: Girgy85 on January 01, 2010, 03:04:46 AM
B

D

A



Title: Re: Stu & Matt's WTF thread
Post by: EvilPie on January 01, 2010, 03:12:19 AM
In continuation I've just been out, had a little fun and had a shower does this

a) leave me open to the good aids
b) leave me open to the bad aids
c) leave me clean and righteous
d) leave me as the satans siphullus spawn


Title: Re: Stu & Matt's WTF thread
Post by: GreekStein on January 01, 2010, 03:14:49 AM
B

A

C

(for qn 3 - swap wrists with jawline pls)


Title: Re: Stu & Matt's WTF thread
Post by: GreekStein on January 01, 2010, 03:15:29 AM
In continuation I've just been out, had a little fun and had a shower does this

a) leave me open to the good aids
b) leave me open to the bad aids
c) leave me clean and righteous
d) leave me as the satans siphullus spawn
e) massive

defo e with a hint of b hopefully.


Title: Re: Stu & Matt's WTF thread
Post by: EvilPie on January 01, 2010, 03:25:00 AM
Get home on a Thursday, not a Turdsday! Been spending some dollar, hense busto, but get home and find blatch dollar in my stars account do I?

a) withdraw and redesposit in 5 hookers
b) do the mo fo 50 BB challenge
c) get it all in with top set and lose to a fishy mofo at 5/10 PLO with a gutterball
d) go to sleepies


Title: Re: Stu & Matt's WTF thread
Post by: GreekStein on January 01, 2010, 03:45:18 AM
Get home on a Thursday, not a Turdsday! Been spending some dollar, hense busto, but get home and find blatch dollar in my stars account do I?

a) withdraw and redesposit in 5 hookers
b) do the mo fo 50 BB challenge
c) get it all in with top set and lose to a fishy mofo at 5/10 PLO with a gutterball
d) go to sleepies

CCCCCCC


Title: Re: Stu & Matt's WTF thread
Post by: Biddy 62 on January 01, 2010, 11:03:56 AM
Int Prague brilliant


Title: Re: Stu & Matt's WTF thread
Post by: Blatch on January 01, 2010, 12:15:12 PM
Wednesday night

£30 unlimited unlimted holdem at DTD

Just doubled up last hand before the rebuys, 67 v AK
What do you do?
a) play your 6700 for 30 notes?
b) take the add on for another 30 notes?
c) protest like mick jones that dtd dont have enough dealers but neither do i have enough brain cells?
d) just piss off and have a pint some where else?

Thursday?

In prague a cheeky little naughtyness comes over in a entertainment bar and says "you can have me  any way you like". Do I?
a) say hi der
b) run away
c) oops ii did it again
d) say 'yes i would like that"

Friday?

After 8 pints in Pragues finest Irish bar you find yourself in a young ladies boudoir! (Booder) Things are going well butg its been a long day.
Do you;
a) pay again
b) sigh
c) say i love your wrists
d) help yourself out

A

E "Yes, you would like that IMO"

C


Title: Re: Stu & Matt's WTF thread
Post by: Blatch on January 01, 2010, 12:15:39 PM
Get home on a Thursday, not a Turdsday! Been spending some dollar, hense busto, but get home and find blatch dollar in my stars account do I?

a) withdraw and redesposit in 5 hookers
b) do the mo fo 50 BB challenge
c) get it all in with top set and lose to a fishy mofo at 5/10 PLO with a gutterball
d) go to sleepies

As if C would happen on my dime


Title: Re: Stu & Matt's WTF thread
Post by: the sicilian on January 01, 2010, 12:25:07 PM
Just get it allin pre flop


Title: Re: Stu & Matt's WTF thread
Post by: StuartHopkin on January 01, 2010, 12:26:59 PM
Wednesday night

£30 unlimited unlimted holdem at DTD

Just doubled up last hand before the rebuys, 67 v AK
What do you do?
a) play your 6700 for 30 notes?
b) take the add on for another 30 notes?
c) protest like mick jones that dtd dont have enough dealers but neither do i have enough brain cells?
d) just piss off and have a pint some where else?

Thursday?

In prague a cheeky little naughtyness comes over in a entertainment bar and says "you can have me  any way you like". Do I?
a) say hi der
b) run away
c) oops ii did it again
d) say 'yes i would like that"

Friday?

After 8 pints in Pragues finest Irish bar you find yourself in a young ladies boudoir! (Booder) Things are going well butg its been a long day.
Do you;
a) pay again
b) sigh
c) say i love your wrists
d) help yourself out

A

E "Yes, you would like that IMO"

C

lol E is pretty much correct, however she didnt speak much english and her reply was oh kiy bye den  :'(
cant even pull in a brothel


Title: Re: Stu & Matt's WTF thread
Post by: Blatch on January 01, 2010, 12:28:54 PM
Wednesday night

£30 unlimited unlimted holdem at DTD

Just doubled up last hand before the rebuys, 67 v AK
What do you do?
a) play your 6700 for 30 notes?
b) take the add on for another 30 notes?
c) protest like mick jones that dtd dont have enough dealers but neither do i have enough brain cells?
d) just piss off and have a pint some where else?

Thursday?

In prague a cheeky little naughtyness comes over in a entertainment bar and says "you can have me  any way you like". Do I?
a) say hi der
b) run away
c) oops ii did it again
d) say 'yes i would like that"

Friday?

After 8 pints in Pragues finest Irish bar you find yourself in a young ladies boudoir! (Booder) Things are going well butg its been a long day.
Do you;
a) pay again
b) sigh
c) say i love your wrists
d) help yourself out

A

E "Yes, you would like that IMO"

C

lol E is pretty much correct, however she didnt speak much english and her reply was oh kiy bye den  :'(
cant even pull in a brothel

You didnt say "would like a pink sock?"


Title: Re: Stu & Matt's WTF thread
Post by: GreekStein on January 01, 2010, 03:41:10 PM
Get home on a Thursday, not a Turdsday! Been spending some dollar, hense busto, but get home and find blatch dollar in my stars account do I?

a) withdraw and redesposit in 5 hookers
b) do the mo fo 50 BB challenge
c) get it all in with top set and lose to a fishy mofo at 5/10 PLO with a gutterball
d) go to sleepies

As if C would happen on my dime

lolipop


Title: Re: Stu & Matt's WTF thread
Post by: ViiperUK on January 01, 2010, 07:54:45 PM
Get home on a Thursday, not a Turdsday! Been spending some dollar, hense busto, but get home and find blatch dollar in my stars account do I?

a) withdraw and redesposit in 5 hookers
b) do the mo fo 50 BB challenge
c) get it all in with top set and lose to a fishy mofo at 5/10 PLO with a gutterball
d) go to sleepies

As if C would happen on my dime

lolipop

trust him to flop a set on your dime... lol


Title: Re: Stu & Matt's WTF thread
Post by: Josedinho on January 01, 2010, 10:53:59 PM
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