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Title: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: Matt.NFFC. on January 01, 2010, 11:27:41 AM
Now the new year is upon us, what have you drunkenly agreed to change for good.

And more importantly, will you stick to your word!

I haven't agreed to anything cos I'm shit although I'm really ought to do some fund raising for the first time in my life, seeing as my 11 day old son is spending the first two weeks of his life in hospital bless him.


Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: thediceman on January 01, 2010, 11:33:36 AM
To listen to this once a day.
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxy42h-GzmA


Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: Claw75 on January 01, 2010, 11:40:04 AM
I haven't agreed to anything cos I'm shit

this


Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: Girgy85 on January 01, 2010, 11:41:58 AM
To listen to this once a day.
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxy42h-GzmA

Like it!

Some of the lyrics are pretty moving!



Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97
Wear sunscreen
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine.

Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you

Sing

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours.


Floss

Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself.


Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own..


Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.


Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good
.

Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.


Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen…


Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: mondatoo on January 01, 2010, 12:25:58 PM
Now the new year is upon us, what have you drunkenly agreed to change for good.

And more importantly, will you stick to your word!

I haven't agreed to anything cos I'm shit although I'm really ought to do some fund raising for the first time in my life, seeing as my 11 day old son is spending the first two weeks of his life in hospital bless him.

Hope he's ok,have a good year


Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: the sicilian on January 01, 2010, 12:29:12 PM
My pants..these are beginning to itch


Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: StuartHopkin on January 01, 2010, 12:37:00 PM
I haven't agreed to anything cos my life is crazy toasty

this

+1


Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: Sack it off on January 01, 2010, 12:53:19 PM
To listen to this once a day.
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxy42h-GzmA

Like it!

Some of the lyrics are pretty moving!



Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97
Wear sunscreen
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine.

Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you

Sing

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours.


Floss

Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself.


Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own..


Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.


Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good
.

Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.


Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen…


Really Really is a good song


Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: Blatch on January 01, 2010, 01:14:18 PM
im going to try to run better


Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: the sicilian on January 01, 2010, 01:23:41 PM
im going to try to run better

Just unfair imo...


Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: ad010 on January 01, 2010, 01:29:14 PM
stop smoking

go to gym at least twice a week(get rid of my moobs)

start giving blood

good br management.(gonna grind from very small stakes)

don,t play poker while drinking.(cost me a fair bit last year)







Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: Marky147 on January 01, 2010, 06:46:30 PM
Drink Less

Play more

Go back to pre Vegas 2008 training/eating routine



Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: EvilPie on January 02, 2010, 04:29:24 AM
To listen to this once a day.
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxy42h-GzmA

Like it!

Some of the lyrics are pretty moving!



Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97
Wear sunscreen
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine.

Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you

Sing

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours.


Floss

Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself.


Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own..


Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.


Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good
.

Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.


Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen…


Really Really is a good song

Find a new way to upset Gatso.


Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: GreekStein on January 02, 2010, 05:41:27 AM
get back into the gym

steam into less people/be a little less confrontational

balance poker and life a little better




Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: Girgy85 on January 02, 2010, 01:47:44 PM
get back into the gym

steam into more people/be more confrontational

balance poker and life a little better


FYP


Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: StuartHopkin on January 02, 2010, 02:56:34 PM
get new jeans to accomodate my fetish for £38 chinese takeaways

steam into more people/be more confrontational, but then still gay it at the end and say lets play heads up

balance poker and er...... what else is there?


FYFYP



Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: thetank on January 02, 2010, 03:45:18 PM
No more farmville on facebook


Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: Girgy85 on January 02, 2010, 04:36:38 PM
get new jeans to accomodate my fetish for £38 chinese takeaways

steam into more people/be more confrontational, but then still gay it at the end and say lets play heads up

balance poker and er...... what else is there?


FYFYP


lmfao


Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on January 02, 2010, 04:44:42 PM
Be a bit nicer to people on here, not to take the piss as much as I do.


Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on January 02, 2010, 04:45:18 PM
get back into the gym

steam into less people/be a little less confrontational

balance poker and life a little better




WTF sort of resolutions are these, ffs.


Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: the sicilian on January 02, 2010, 04:49:20 PM
Be a bit nicer to people on here, not to take the piss as much as I do.


Noooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !


Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on January 02, 2010, 04:58:47 PM
Be a bit nicer to people on here, not to take the piss as much as I do.


Noooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !

Whoooosh.


Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: Claw75 on January 02, 2010, 05:00:30 PM
lol @ Rookie



Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: the sicilian on January 02, 2010, 05:09:03 PM
Be a bit nicer to people on here, not to take the piss as much as I do.


Noooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !

Whoooosh.

Lol.. knew it couldnt be true...


Title: Re: So....What are YOU going to change?
Post by: GreekStein on January 02, 2010, 07:51:11 PM
lol oracle