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Title: CAPTION COMP
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 03, 2010, 04:06:34 PM
http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=46126.msg1112825#msg1112825



LOL ... do your worst !


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: bookiebasher on January 03, 2010, 04:31:41 PM
Valet to table 69 , with some tissues please.


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: bookiebasher on January 03, 2010, 04:44:04 PM
You do know I love you


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: TightEnd on January 03, 2010, 04:49:31 PM
Russell T Davies' final script sends both the Master and the Doctor to sleep


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: Simon Galloway on January 03, 2010, 04:51:35 PM
Don't look now tikay - but you've forgotten your trousers again.


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: Blatch on January 03, 2010, 04:56:46 PM
If Carlsberg did Valets .........


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: BAM on January 03, 2010, 05:02:29 PM
I knew it was dyed.... first rule Tikay, collars and cuffs!!!


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 03, 2010, 05:03:51 PM
The new DTD staring competition was a bit of a disaster as the final ends in a draw.


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: bobby1 on January 03, 2010, 05:07:06 PM
'You are right Tony, If you tie something heavy to it, it really does make it look bigger'


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: Karabiner on January 03, 2010, 05:20:07 PM
Thought bubble from Tikay "I hope that was a fart"


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: The Sweeney on January 03, 2010, 05:31:42 PM
Pretentious?  Moi?


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: MANTIS01 on January 03, 2010, 06:35:11 PM
Tikay passes on his technique to avoid staring at tits when photographed...


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: chrisbruce on January 03, 2010, 08:09:43 PM
Simon demonstrates the squeeze play for TK


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: Tractor on January 03, 2010, 08:29:00 PM
"Tony, are you sure you havent got that scarf too tight?"


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: booder on January 03, 2010, 08:43:08 PM
Mother Hen and Father Time modelling their new  range of clothing.


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: George2Loose on January 03, 2010, 09:33:13 PM
If we close our eyes when we look at our hole cards, we may not need to find Aces or Kings to back raise.


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: Cottonbud on January 03, 2010, 10:46:03 PM
lol some of these replies are so funny! I can't comment, wouldn't want to upset my poker guardian Tikay :-D


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 03, 2010, 10:59:29 PM
The old buzzard has made the cash in the £150 ... short stacked obv.

Thats not my caption by the way :D


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: Cottonbud on January 03, 2010, 11:04:45 PM
The old buzzard has made the cash in the £150 ... short stacked obv.

Thats not my caption by the way :D

Lol what a legend! Go on Tikay grind that bowl!


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on January 04, 2010, 05:21:16 AM



Look Tony your not 21 your nearly 81 now take that silly scarf off


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2010, 10:59:05 AM
The old buzzard has made the cash in the £150 ... short stacked obv.
Thats not my caption by the way :D

LIE.

With 10 players left, I still had almost 3 x BB. (25k @ 4k-8k-600)

With 9 left, I had 27 x BB. ;)

Lol moment. 5 handed on my Table, with 10 players left & a 9 player Final Table imminent, I shoved my 25k UTG as I could not wait until the next hand, with the Blinds being 8k-4k. Geezer dwells up, then says "hmm, UTG Raise, you must be huge. I fold". And of course I was.


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: Cottonbud on January 04, 2010, 12:52:25 PM
I can only dream of having the image you have Tony, I get snapped off by any 2 there all day, with some sort of comment like "you have to be weak here, look at how young you are where did you get that awful hoody and cap" fml. What position did you end up finishing in the end?


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: Dewi_cool on January 04, 2010, 01:03:52 PM
I can only dream of having the image you have Tony, I get snapped off by any 2 there all day, with some sort of comment like "you have to be weak here, look at how young you are where did you get that awful hoody and cap" fml. What position did you end up finishing in the end?

4th

http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/resultplayers.php?id=1069


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2010, 01:10:03 PM
I can only dream of having the image you have Tony, I get snapped off by any 2 there all day, with some sort of comment like "you have to be weak here, look at how young you are where did you get that awful hoody and cap" fml. What position did you end up finishing in the end?

Kids with hoodies should get looked up - they never have a hand. I only play Aces. Fact. ;)

A "chip-count" deal was done 5 handed, officially I was placed 4th. The DTD Website reports the "scheduled payout", not the actual, & I think I took £2,823, or £2,283, I can't quite recall. The Chip Count method was that we all got 5th place, & the balance was composed of our actual chip equity. (I had 126,000 chips of the 1,440,000 in play).


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: TheChipPrince on January 04, 2010, 01:27:40 PM
I can only dream of having the image you have Tony, I get snapped off by any 2 there all day, with some sort of comment like "you have to be weak here, look at how young you are where did you get that awful hoody and cap" fml. What position did you end up finishing in the end?

Kids with hoodies should get looked up - they never have a hand. I only play Aces. Fact. ;)

A "chip-count" deal was done 5 handed, officially I was placed 4th. The DTD Website reports the "scheduled payout", not the actual, & I think I took £2,823, or £2,283, I can't quite recall. The Chip Count method was that we all got 5th place, & the balance was composed of our actual chip equity. (I had 126,000 chips of the 1,440,000 in play).

Mr Neville on form too!


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2010, 01:31:23 PM
I can only dream of having the image you have Tony, I get snapped off by any 2 there all day, with some sort of comment like "you have to be weak here, look at how young you are where did you get that awful hoody and cap" fml. What position did you end up finishing in the end?

Kids with hoodies should get looked up - they never have a hand. I only play Aces. Fact. ;)

A "chip-count" deal was done 5 handed, officially I was placed 4th. The DTD Website reports the "scheduled payout", not the actual, & I think I took £2,823, or £2,283, I can't quite recall. The Chip Count method was that we all got 5th place, & the balance was composed of our actual chip equity. (I had 126,000 chips of the 1,440,000 in play).

Mr Neville on form too!


He was that. 10 handed he & Anthony Nicholls, both big stacked, collided. Anthony had K-K, & Barry A-A. No binkage ensued.

In the Final, within the first orbit, Barry had (or claimed he had, & he showed most) A-A, K-K, A-K, Q-Q & J-J. I never saw them myself, I was busy sleeping to the Deal.


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: sofa----king on January 04, 2010, 01:47:48 PM
''''DARTH VADER HAS ONLY GONE AND STUCK HIS LIGHT SABER THROUGH OUR HEADS''''



simon will never play again,but tikay was ok as there was nothing in his head to damage.......


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: Cottonbud on January 04, 2010, 01:49:06 PM
Nice work mate pretty good payout for a £150 f/o!


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: Cf on January 04, 2010, 02:24:35 PM
I can only dream of having the image you have Tony, I get snapped off by any 2 there all day, with some sort of comment like "you have to be weak here, look at how young you are where did you get that awful hoody and cap" fml. What position did you end up finishing in the end?

Kids with hoodies should get looked up - they never have a hand. I only play Aces. Fact. ;)

A "chip-count" deal was done 5 handed, officially I was placed 4th. The DTD Website reports the "scheduled payout", not the actual, & I think I took £2,823, or £2,283, I can't quite recall. The Chip Count method was that we all got 5th place, & the balance was composed of our actual chip equity. (I had 126,000 chips of the 1,440,000 in play).

mbn to not remember or be too fussed about £600 difference


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2010, 02:26:30 PM
I can only dream of having the image you have Tony, I get snapped off by any 2 there all day, with some sort of comment like "you have to be weak here, look at how young you are where did you get that awful hoody and cap" fml. What position did you end up finishing in the end?

Kids with hoodies should get looked up - they never have a hand. I only play Aces. Fact. ;)

A "chip-count" deal was done 5 handed, officially I was placed 4th. The DTD Website reports the "scheduled payout", not the actual, & I think I took £2,823, or £2,283, I can't quite recall. The Chip Count method was that we all got 5th place, & the balance was composed of our actual chip equity. (I had 126,000 chips of the 1,440,000 in play).

mbn to not remember or be too fussed about £600 difference

Groan, typo, my bad. It was in fact either £2,283, or £2,328. I think.


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: K9sixtwo on January 04, 2010, 02:31:46 PM
Simon "You ARE a top flight card player"....1..2..3.. and your back in the room"...


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: Karabiner on January 04, 2010, 02:36:27 PM
I can only dream of having the image you have Tony, I get snapped off by any 2 there all day, with some sort of comment like "you have to be weak here, look at how young you are where did you get that awful hoody and cap" fml. What position did you end up finishing in the end?

Kids with hoodies should get looked up - they never have a hand. I only play Aces. Fact. ;)

A "chip-count" deal was done 5 handed, officially I was placed 4th. The DTD Website reports the "scheduled payout", not the actual, & I think I took £2,823, or £2,283, I can't quite recall. The Chip Count method was that we all got 5th place, & the balance was composed of our actual chip equity. (I had 126,000 chips of the 1,440,000 in play).

mbn to not remember or be too fussed about £600 difference

Groan, typo, my bad. It was in fact either £2,283, or £2,328. I think.

Nice job Tony, did we agree to swop 10% ?

I'm sure we discussed it...


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: GreekStein on January 04, 2010, 02:42:52 PM
I can only dream of having the image you have Tony, I get snapped off by any 2 there all day, with some sort of comment like "you have to be weak here, look at how young you are where did you get that awful hoody and cap" fml. What position did you end up finishing in the end?

Kids with hoodies should get looked up - they never have a hand. I only play Aces. Fact. ;)

A "chip-count" deal was done 5 handed, officially I was placed 4th. The DTD Website reports the "scheduled payout", not the actual, & I think I took £2,823, or £2,283, I can't quite recall. The Chip Count method was that we all got 5th place, & the balance was composed of our actual chip equity. (I had 126,000 chips of the 1,440,000 in play).

mbn to not remember or be too fussed about £600 difference

Tikay's baller.


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2010, 02:46:01 PM
I can only dream of having the image you have Tony, I get snapped off by any 2 there all day, with some sort of comment like "you have to be weak here, look at how young you are where did you get that awful hoody and cap" fml. What position did you end up finishing in the end?

Kids with hoodies should get looked up - they never have a hand. I only play Aces. Fact. ;)

A "chip-count" deal was done 5 handed, officially I was placed 4th. The DTD Website reports the "scheduled payout", not the actual, & I think I took £2,823, or £2,283, I can't quite recall. The Chip Count method was that we all got 5th place, & the balance was composed of our actual chip equity. (I had 126,000 chips of the 1,440,000 in play).

mbn to not remember or be too fussed about £600 difference

Groan, typo, my bad. It was in fact either £2,283, or £2,328. I think.

Nice job Tony, did we agree to swop 10% ?

I'm sure we discussed it...

Yes Ralph, I recall the discussion. Just after you exited in Level One, iirc.

I think I played 1 hand in the first 4 levels - Aces. And fml, I ran them into .......Aces.

Later in the same orbit, though with different players, the same coup repeated itself, A-A v A-A. Don't see that every day.


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2010, 02:49:16 PM
I can only dream of having the image you have Tony, I get snapped off by any 2 there all day, with some sort of comment like "you have to be weak here, look at how young you are where did you get that awful hoody and cap" fml. What position did you end up finishing in the end?

Kids with hoodies should get looked up - they never have a hand. I only play Aces. Fact. ;)

A "chip-count" deal was done 5 handed, officially I was placed 4th. The DTD Website reports the "scheduled payout", not the actual, & I think I took £2,823, or £2,283, I can't quite recall. The Chip Count method was that we all got 5th place, & the balance was composed of our actual chip equity. (I had 126,000 chips of the 1,440,000 in play).

mbn to not remember or be too fussed about £600 difference

Tikay's baller.

Balla, please.

Lisa sends her love.


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: GreekStein on January 04, 2010, 02:51:01 PM
I can only dream of having the image you have Tony, I get snapped off by any 2 there all day, with some sort of comment like "you have to be weak here, look at how young you are where did you get that awful hoody and cap" fml. What position did you end up finishing in the end?

Kids with hoodies should get looked up - they never have a hand. I only play Aces. Fact. ;)

A "chip-count" deal was done 5 handed, officially I was placed 4th. The DTD Website reports the "scheduled payout", not the actual, & I think I took £2,823, or £2,283, I can't quite recall. The Chip Count method was that we all got 5th place, & the balance was composed of our actual chip equity. (I had 126,000 chips of the 1,440,000 in play).

mbn to not remember or be too fussed about £600 difference

Tikay's baller.

Balla, please.

Lisa sends her love.

I shaved that horrible thing I was wearing off my face the very next day too. Be sure to tell her that.


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2010, 02:54:48 PM
I can only dream of having the image you have Tony, I get snapped off by any 2 there all day, with some sort of comment like "you have to be weak here, look at how young you are where did you get that awful hoody and cap" fml. What position did you end up finishing in the end?

Kids with hoodies should get looked up - they never have a hand. I only play Aces. Fact. ;)

A "chip-count" deal was done 5 handed, officially I was placed 4th. The DTD Website reports the "scheduled payout", not the actual, & I think I took £2,823, or £2,283, I can't quite recall. The Chip Count method was that we all got 5th place, & the balance was composed of our actual chip equity. (I had 126,000 chips of the 1,440,000 in play).

mbn to not remember or be too fussed about £600 difference

Tikay's baller.

Balla, please.

Lisa sends her love.

I shaved that horrible thing I was wearing off my face the very next day too. Be sure to tell her that.

You shaved your nose off?

 


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: bobby1 on January 04, 2010, 03:01:15 PM
I can only dream of having the image you have Tony, I get snapped off by any 2 there all day, with some sort of comment like "you have to be weak here, look at how young you are where did you get that awful hoody and cap" fml. What position did you end up finishing in the end?

Kids with hoodies should get looked up - they never have a hand. I only play Aces. Fact. ;)

A "chip-count" deal was done 5 handed, officially I was placed 4th. The DTD Website reports the "scheduled payout", not the actual, & I think I took £2,823, or £2,283, I can't quite recall. The Chip Count method was that we all got 5th place, & the balance was composed of our actual chip equity. (I had 126,000 chips of the 1,440,000 in play).

mbn to not remember or be too fussed about £600 difference

Groan, typo, my bad. It was in fact either £2,283, or £2,328. I think.

Nice job Tony, did we agree to swop 10% ?

I'm sure we discussed it...

Yes Ralph, I recall the discussion. Just after you exited in Level One, iirc.

I think I played 1 hand in the first 4 levels - Aces. And fml, I ran them into .......Aces.

Later in the same orbit, though with different players, the same coup repeated itself, A-A v A-A. Don't see that every day.

Eek, Online is much more realistic.


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: kinboshi on January 04, 2010, 03:03:56 PM
I can only dream of having the image you have Tony, I get snapped off by any 2 there all day, with some sort of comment like "you have to be weak here, look at how young you are where did you get that awful hoody and cap" fml. What position did you end up finishing in the end?

Kids with hoodies should get looked up - they never have a hand. I only play Aces. Fact. ;)

A "chip-count" deal was done 5 handed, officially I was placed 4th. The DTD Website reports the "scheduled payout", not the actual, & I think I took £2,823, or £2,283, I can't quite recall. The Chip Count method was that we all got 5th place, & the balance was composed of our actual chip equity. (I had 126,000 chips of the 1,440,000 in play).

mbn to not remember or be too fussed about £600 difference

Tikay's baller.

Balla, please.

Lisa sends her love.

I shaved that horrible thing I was wearing off my face the very next day too. Be sure to tell her that.

You shaved your nose off?

 

Tikay, you made me laugh out loud.

Most amusing thing you've said all year.


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: GreekStein on January 04, 2010, 05:10:19 PM
I can only dream of having the image you have Tony, I get snapped off by any 2 there all day, with some sort of comment like "you have to be weak here, look at how young you are where did you get that awful hoody and cap" fml. What position did you end up finishing in the end?

Kids with hoodies should get looked up - they never have a hand. I only play Aces. Fact. ;)

A "chip-count" deal was done 5 handed, officially I was placed 4th. The DTD Website reports the "scheduled payout", not the actual, & I think I took £2,823, or £2,283, I can't quite recall. The Chip Count method was that we all got 5th place, & the balance was composed of our actual chip equity. (I had 126,000 chips of the 1,440,000 in play).

mbn to not remember or be too fussed about £600 difference

Tikay's baller.

Balla, please.

Lisa sends her love.

I shaved that horrible thing I was wearing off my face the very next day too. Be sure to tell her that.

You shaved your nose off?

 

Tikay, you made me laugh out loud.

Most amusing thing you've said all year.

Norrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

It's water off a duck's back from eejits like clown, pie and kinsushi.

But from my hero it hurts.


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: Forrester on January 04, 2010, 05:35:36 PM
Hmm nasty - ....but I think Barry is selling something that might cure that!


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: tikay on January 04, 2010, 05:43:51 PM

Why is the photo captioned "Larry Grayson"?


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 04, 2010, 06:08:49 PM

Why is the photo captioned "Larry Grayson"?

(http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=46147.0;attach=28275;image)


(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2077/2109209017_3ee78515fc.jpg)


Title: Re: CAPTION COMP
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 04, 2010, 06:09:37 PM
Cos you look like him ... couldnt find a better pic ... of Either you OR Larry ;)