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Just got a nice pm from m power my little girl seen it b4 me saying   please stop posting on here this is a nice forum you sad tw.t    Very Nice of him

Sigh!

+1

Please post as much as possible till the mods man up and ban your tedious ass.

He's in the final furlong now.

 i will give it 20 more mins

you ban all the best people!

add a few more miles please!!! haha

We could not manage 20 mins. He's being Banned right now.

I'm interested to know if he signs off: "regards M" as well in threatening pm's?

 ;applause;

What price he's back within 24 hours with a new alias?

We've gott Kev & Iron on New Member IP-watch.

i'll give u 4/7 :P

He just sent me an e-Mail asking why he got Banned.

He claims to have made only 6 Posts.

I am sure he is reading as a guest ... so here are his stats.

    
Total Time Spent Online:    11 hours and 49 minutes.
Total Posts:                    51 posts
Total Topics Started:            11 topics

thats a serious post to topics started ratio

Phase B will be the usual Banned blondes Facebook whinge.

"wi wz band, adn it snot fare" is the usual line.

51? Well, thats roughly 6, I guess.

5+1 =6  ;)

Obv got his account hacked by the cheat from Bolton.

sam jenkins?

At this point I should just post Nayim's lob from the halfway line and save us all 5 or 6 pages :D

If you need any help spelling skuzzy bumwit then let me know k

What's the guy actually done wrong?

I'm curious to say the least.

Yes his posts weren't exactly intellectual and thought provoking but I didn't see anything offensive anywhere.

If they were boring just don't post on his threads. They'll soon disappear off screen.

Maybe I missed something but it seems like the guy's just been insulted by everyone then banned.

coz he was a troll who just wanted to kick shit up for the sake of kicking shit up

no reason the mods have to take it up the pipe dealing with that.

fish in a bowl

(http://aquarium-care.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/goldfish1.jpg)

fck it /thread now ::)

Ah right got ya. The bad posts must've been deleted. Makes it confusing.

In that case.......

F&%K OFF YOU ANNOYING C$%T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, we removed two or three of his Threads. And we did ask him - twice - to desist. He was not up for listening. c-est le vie.

Red dogs mole

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pegs in a hole

(http://attheridge.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/square_peg_in_round_hole_2.jpg)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HBN520VFL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)

glove on the pole

(http://www.backpackinglight.com/backpackinglight/user_uploads/1166492717_00880.jpg)

Bird on a pole

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e164/kittycadillac/Jenyne.jpg)

No longer a foal

(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_n7wvHC-Fuk8/SmDejD5L_SI/AAAAAAAAAnM/9DDv9EJnNSo/s512/Horse-sex.jpg)

lol tank dont bother doing any all day whilst we sweat our bollox off then the only one he does knocks it out the park, tosser!

Vie is feminine. It's 'C'est la vie'.

Bugger. So I can't be Spacefrog then, his French is perfect.

I already said who spacefrog was!

That's not a valid IP address.

I already said you were wrong. Would I lie to you, Greek Boy?

You've been well & truly whooshed I'm afraid. ;)

No no, it's either Rod, Sheriff Fatman or Kinboshi. defo.

Ah, bless you.

i'll give you 8-1 how much you want to wager?

Heads up for rolls.

bread rolls?

a bread roll is worth more than my bankroll

Just catching up with Blonde so hadn't seen the posts by Chasin Cards. My guess it's Colin Porter, recently barred from AWOP for similar. (ie. being a cock) Same style of illiterate, rambling shite content plus obsession with Bolton.

Beware his gypsy curse power tho - he emailed Al the Fox telling him to fuck off an die of cancer... 2 weeks later Fox in hospital for Xmas wit smoking related issues. He hasn't threatened anyone on here with nob rot has he?

wow what a coincidence - I'm pretty sure Evilpie came down with Stub rot this week

He just Pmd me saying u gave it him. In every way.

Correct.

FYP

You changed the word gypsy to Gypsy?

Yes Ma'am. Gypsies are an ethnic minority, so the word Gypsy should begin with a capital G.

I know it may seem a bit pedantic, but the battle for recognition of ethnic status was long and hard fought. Omitting the upper case G (a la tabloid) is a step backwards.

Why leave the rest of the mistakes?

Because I don't think the rest of the mistakes are important, I've explained why I think that one is.

But Sir, I may not have been referring to the Romany Gypsy. I may have been using the term generically and referring to members of groups known collectively as gypsies such as the Dom and Lom tribes. I believe the capital letter is not then required.

Oops, my bad. Sorry.

Sorry Tom but I laughed.............

Just had a HU. In my defence, although ignorance is not a defence, I don't really know many ppl on here, and as those who do know me will agree, my style of posting is very light hearted and definietly not to be taken seriously. If I ever offend anyone unintentionally please PM me and I will do my best to put right.

If I ever offend anyone deliberatley I will make it abundantly clear. This time however, was not one of them.

Apologies in advance for spelling and grammatical errors too.

Look I'm just sorry right?

Do you still give people comedy rubdowns at the poker table?

No problem. I wasn't in the least offended. As you may imagine, I've spend too much time dealing with people who intend to cause offence to be touchy about somone who isn't actually trying.

In case you're interested, here's a bit of the consultation paper.



Key issues raised
USE OF LOWER CASE G AND T
9. Seven of the respondents to the consultation, in particular those from Gypsy
and Irish Traveller representative organisations, were dismayed at the use of
lower case g and t throughout the consultation document as they believed it
undermined the fact that Romany Gypsies and Irish Travellers were recognised
ethnic groups and were covered by race relations legislation. Respondents that
raised this issue thought that the term should be capitalised, even where it
might cover other travellers that were not members of these ethnic groups,
since the majority of those covered by the term were ethnic Gypsies and
Travellers and to use lower case g and t was derogatory.
RESPONSE
10. As explained in the consultation document itself, the term ‘gypsies and
travellers’ is what appears in the Act and therefore the Department replicated
the term in lower case throughout the document so as not to presuppose the
ethnicity of those covered by the definition i.e. in recognition of the fact that
Definition of the term ‘gypsies and travellers’ for the purposes of the Housing Act 2004
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some nomadic people covered by the definition would not necessarily be
Romany Gypsies or Irish Travellers.
11. However, the Department recognises that Romany Gypsies and Irish Travellers
are separate ethnic groups and that this ethnic status cannot be removed. In
addition, in response to this concern, unless the actual term in legislation is
being referred to (which uses lower case and cannot be changed by secondary
legislation) the Government will use upper case G and T in the future. The
formulation, Gypsies and Travellers, in upper case is therefore used throughout
this document, particularly given that the broad definition is intended to cover
all ethnic Gypsies and Travellers as well as other types of traveller.

tl;dr

QFT

Lol this is absolute comedy!

Post more.

Regards,

NOT Greekfish.

I'm also a bit shit at abbreviations so have no idea what tldr and qft mean.

Woodsey - yes. But you knew the answer already :) Work commitments mean I am unlikely to be handing any comedy rubdowns out at Bolton but I plan to play Manchester in February so feel free to ask if you see me and I'll try to oblige.

tl;dr = Too long; didn't read.

QFT = Quoted for truth.   

Ya gotta be down wiv da kidz.  ;topofclass;

lol ty...

Would it amuse you further that I had to ask my fella what FYP meant? He couldn't tell me for a while as he was too busy laughing when I told him I thought it meant "For Your Pleasure". And that's QFT.