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At the club yesterday and I was cleaning out the cellar. Small and dark I managed to whack my head on the ceiling corner bit and cut it open. Didn't think anything of it at the time tbh apart from what a silly fk.

It was only when I got home and said to Ling i've had a headache allday that I put 2 and 2 together. I thought I could shake it off but I went to bed last night about 1am and woke this morning at about 530am unintended with a headache. Not sure what I should do, anyone?

I wouldnt worry about it mate, sounds like a very small fracture of the scull and a touch of bleeding on the brain, walk it off.

Perfect advice, and what I was hoping, thanks.

get turny to clean the cellar next time

W*nkers just gone off to Tobago yesterday morning for 4 weeks. I have to work every day for those next 4 weeks, marv.

apologise for waking the missus @ 5.30?

Where did I say I did that

If only someone would take the most intelligent children and educate them in all the things that could go wrong with humans and what to do, then you could ask one of these wise people about your head.

nhs24 ftw

you cant remember because you've got brain damage you mentalist

Well Ling's telling me to go hospital. I don't see the point of it when they will just say yeah you have concussion go home and do fk all...

can't remember what?

that you owe me $2k

stars xfer pls

yea i can see stars

Stay out of the cellar in future.  


Oh....and see a doctor.

i dont have a doctor

nhs24

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I don't have one hanging in me arse pocket either.  However they usually can be found hanging out in these really big buildings with lots of rooms, machines and random medical equipment...called HOSPITALS - ya big eejit!  Get yer arse in a taxi now and stop messing about.  

if everyone on blonde convinces rooks not to go and two weeks later he cant pick up a knife and fork can he sue flushy?

 ;fishing;

In all seriousness - if you are feeling sick, then you really should take it easy today and see how it progressess - if you have any change in your vision - id go to hospital - otherwise ride it out.

last time I had concussion I got really drunk on just 1 pint. it's like happy hour but even cheaper

concussion before you started drinking, millwall away?

gillingham away

damn, badbeat!

why do i need to get a taxi

a+

I am hungry, is this a sign of concussion?

all joking aside

ring the number on http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/

take them through it and see what they advise

No, it's a sign of con carne

i dont like talking to people on the phone though

does anyone want to ring them for me and pretend to be me, i will send them $5 online.

pop down to luton and dunstable hospital near J11 then!

fmp^

does anyone wanna go down l+d hospital and pretend to be me?

that's a good deal if anyone wants to take it with rooks turning into a mentalist theres a good chance he'll accidentally add a couple of zero's

I just ate two sausage rolls and drunk a bottle of sprite. I worry the concussion may be making me over eat.

It's better to waste a couple hours to be told it's mild concussion or something. As opposed to doing nada and possibly ending up fked for a longer period of tiime.

Especially if you got a club to run for a month, better to sort it out now.

Glad my days of Snooker clubs are done with!

here you go rooks

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100111052352AAlN5yv

ffs, none of you told me this could be the problem, this sounds like it could be it...


"Answerer 1
the banging is non related. see you have the bump because an alien lay ed its eggs in your scull. and the bump is just that, the egg sack. i give you about a week before your head explodes and hundreds of baby aliens pop out. sorry :("

didnt want to worry you, went with the factured skull and brain bleed as a diversion

why? are concussions common in snooker clubs? that should've showed up in the due diligence before you bought the place rooks, I'd sue your lawyers if they didn't warn you about it, probs win enough to cover all the extra sausage rolls you're eating

Rooks and Bolt road trip?  Bolt can hold your hand and video the lot for our amusement.

and a good reason as well to go

"sory to tell you this mr turnstill(if you can even hear me)but youve got severe brain damage for life"

*rooks signals something with a flap of the arms*

ling: "i think he's saying he cant have brain damage, he's got a snooker club to run"

LOL

Just reminiscing pal

When my old man used to go on hols I used to have to pull some long shifts at his place

I can't believe i'm going to die.

you're not going to die

you're just going to live the rest of your life clapping a lot at childrens t.v

You might do, but you'll get over it.

You DO have a doctor you tit. Just one more reason why I'm an amazing GF

Dr Zane: Colne Practice which is round the corner from the house.... Same road as Dominos

so good that that's how you direct him

f*ck going to the doctors (doctor will be able to diagnose f all and if he says just go home and rest you should sue him), A&E for you mate, they will jump you up the queue for head injury anyway.

Seriously.

I'm at the club now. Luckily I didn't black out while driving my car into work. Cassie was in passenger seat ready to take control anyway just incase I did blackout.

Don't think i'll be going to doctors or hospital as I don't want to talk to some random gay doctor and I can't be arsed getting up earlier than I have to..

You look fine to me, get on with it.

When did I say I wasn't fine?

It was inferred from the OP you nugget

If you bite your finger off will you feel better?

I didn't write that

Get someone to whack you over the head with a snooker cue, most probably you will be fine. If not, yeah probs going to be brain damage.

9-ball breaking cue not better no?  Far weightier...

Yes, but it needs to be in the exact opposite direction to the bump he originally got, so it all evens out.

You want someone wearing stethoscope to shine a torch in your eyes and tell you if you're fine or fucked.

Get your arse down to the docs

Dont tell me what to do

If I wanted your advice i'd ask for it.

My headaches really bad now and i'm feeling really dizzy.

maybe it's a hangover. have you tried drinking water and eating greasy food

£10 from me

Take a couple of nurofens.

If the pain goes away it's just a headache. If it doesn't you should probably go to the quacks.

If you're being serious you should go to a doctor immediately - you're giving death a freeroll.

Really? I have club to run here atm. Could I really die?

You could die in a car accident on the way to the hospital on the other hand.

It's not just your head that might be affected mate that's the problem. If you had a good whack to the head it can affect your neck as well and then it really can be serious.

Have you got any neck pain as well? If you have then A & E is the place to be, not the doctor's.

Neck pain can mean that something's trapped and affecting blood flow to the brain which can cause head pain. Next step is a massive stroke followed by death.

Erm, dunno about neck pain coz I get back/neck pain almost every day which I just ignore anyway..

Sigh

Just caught up with this thread. If he has gone to work instead of hossie I will be cross!

He has.  Enjoy yer crossness

:(

rooks, you'll probably find that you've got a headache but you don't know why. if you read the first post in this thread it'll explain it for you

Best tio be super careful mate, concussion is a tricky thing. Take it easy and go see the doc.

Looks like its gonna be a late night :(

MUPPET

Def write a will imo

leave it all to bolt imo

Wouldn't be fair on the person I left all my debt to.


Sorted.

But with concussion your allowed to do unfair things I think

wtf please dont encourage him to have time off for somethingas trivial as brain damage!

no sense no feeling i say he will be ok lol

btw it hot here ;-)

as hot as numptys tongue?

hmm man that sounded gay.

Have a good one turny, i'll take care of the oracle.

Pretty sure i am + 1ining this thread, although far less severe head hit. Pretty com how i did it Jones had front row seat to the incident.

i remember when i had a concussion (if thats not a contradiction in terms) , took a hard hit when playing american football

apparently i wouldnt give the ball to the ref believing it to be a trick by the opposition

apparently when I tried to stand up I was doing an impression of Bambi on the ice , nickname stuck

on the trip back I was having moments of brilliance like suddenly remembering the next day was monday and felt like I was having an epiphany

very surreal experience

haha words wont do it justice. just incred.

please try

I judy got throne head first onto dance floor and have concussion again