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Title: 21 things you can only get away with saying at xmas.....
Post by: North Angel on December 14, 2005, 01:05:55 PM
I took this from the P4C site, Thanks Nic it made me laugh.


1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.




Title: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at xmas.....
Post by: RED-DOG on December 14, 2005, 11:34:19 PM
Are there any nice girls on this site?

I'm being slowly corrupted


Title: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at xmas.....
Post by: Heid on December 14, 2005, 11:36:47 PM
Are there any nice girls on this site?

I'm being slowly corrupted

I'm nice :)


Title: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at xmas.....
Post by: RED-DOG on December 15, 2005, 12:08:43 AM
Hmmm, are your fingers crossed?


Title: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at xmas.....
Post by: Heid on December 15, 2005, 12:11:27 AM
Hmmm, are your fingers crossed?

Not guilty :)

As I said I am nice :)  I think that's my problem :)


Title: !
Post by: Trace on December 15, 2005, 09:00:19 AM
I'm nice too!


Title: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at xmas.....
Post by: yt on December 15, 2005, 09:04:48 AM
SNAP!
http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=3935.0


Title: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at xmas.....
Post by: Ginger on December 15, 2005, 09:58:49 AM
Hey!! and I'm Ms Nice, from Niceville  ;D


Title: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at xmas.....
Post by: North Angel on December 15, 2005, 10:52:46 AM
Are there any nice girls on this site?

I'm being slowly corrupted

I've never been a nice girl, a naughty one but never nice  rotflmfao

Ang x


Title: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at xmas.....
Post by: RED-DOG on December 15, 2005, 12:11:17 PM
Art least Ang is nice enough to admit to being naughty


Title: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at xmas.....
Post by: RED-DOG on December 15, 2005, 12:16:16 PM
Dingdell doesn't dare to comment for fear of being struck down by a bolt of lightning


Title: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at xmas.....
Post by: Dingdell on December 15, 2005, 12:16:35 PM
Are there any nice girls on this site?

I'm being slowly corrupted

being slowly corrupted is a lovely way to go.....


Title: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at xmas.....
Post by: Heid on December 15, 2005, 12:17:06 PM
Art least Ang is nice enough to admit to being naughty

I'm never naughty.


Title: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at xmas.....
Post by: Dingdell on December 15, 2005, 12:18:21 PM
Dingdell doesn't dare to comment for fear of being struck down by a bolt of lightning

I don't mind admitting I can be naughty - it's one of my best features...


Title: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at xmas.....
Post by: RED-DOG on December 15, 2005, 12:22:04 PM
Dingdell doesn't dare to comment for fear of being struck down by a bolt of lightning

I don't mind admitting I can be naughty - it's one of my best features...

Will you marry me?


Title: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at xmas.....
Post by: Dingdell on December 15, 2005, 02:36:53 PM
Dingdell doesn't dare to comment for fear of being struck down by a bolt of lightning

I don't mind admitting I can be naughty - it's one of my best features...

Will you marry me?

It's that sort of talk that gets me into trouble! If it wasn't for Mrs REDDOG........


Title: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at xmas.....
Post by: Trace on December 15, 2005, 03:02:04 PM
Hmmmm I don't think any of us girlies were made of sugar and spice and all things nice....


Title: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at xmas.....
Post by: matt674 on December 15, 2005, 03:05:13 PM
thats why you all play poker....................... ;)


Title: Re: 21 things you can only get away with saying at xmas.....
Post by: RED-DOG on December 15, 2005, 03:09:07 PM
Dingdell doesn't dare to comment for fear of being struck down by a bolt of lightning

I don't mind admitting I can be naughty - it's one of my best features...

Will you marry me?



It's that sort of talk that gets me into trouble! If it wasn't for Mrs REDDOG........

I think we'd  better move to the christmas fantasy thread