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Title: Statements of the bloody obvious Post by: mikkyT on December 14, 2005, 05:37:06 PM Case in point - Jar of Peanut Butter
Warning : This product make contrain traces of nut. Now, what are some of your favourite statements of the obvious (can be factual or non)? I quite like this one, as a slogan for a card room "Warning : this cardroom may contain traces of fish". Title: Re: Statements of the bloody obvious Post by: RED-DOG on December 14, 2005, 05:41:28 PM Warning This forum may contain Tracy's of T and Dingdell
Title: Re: Statements of the bloody obvious Post by: mikkyT on December 14, 2005, 05:44:18 PM Class! :D
Title: Re: Statements of the bloody obvious Post by: AndrewT on December 14, 2005, 05:46:29 PM 'BEWARE OF THE (RED) DOG'
Title: Re: Statements of the bloody obvious Post by: wormster on December 14, 2005, 06:01:31 PM reminds me of one of me fave lines from fawlty towers
"can't we get you on mastermind? name: sybil fawlty - specialised subject: THE BLEEDING OBVIOUS!!" Title: Re: Statements of the bloody obvious Post by: The Baron on December 14, 2005, 06:01:58 PM Murray Walker was the king of obvious:
"Micheal Shumacher is in first followed by..... the man in second, the man in third and the man in 4th behind that." Cheers Murray. Title: Re: Statements of the bloody obvious Post by: RED-DOG on December 14, 2005, 06:08:19 PM On phone: Hello, is that you?
Title: Re: Statements of the bloody obvious Post by: tikay on December 14, 2005, 06:46:17 PM On phone "it's me".........
Title: Re: Statements of the bloody obvious Post by: 77dave on December 14, 2005, 09:26:28 PM slippery when wet
Title: Re: Statements of the bloody obvious Post by: matt674 on December 14, 2005, 09:36:22 PM warning: smoking can seriously damage your health
for those currently debating in the smoking in cardrooms thread ;ifm; (apologies ifm if this is actually your registered trademark......) Title: Re: Statements of the bloody obvious Post by: Graham C on December 14, 2005, 10:08:11 PM I think it was Kevin Keegan when he was in charge of Newcastle
"If we win all our games this season we'll stand a good chance of winning the league" Title: Re: Statements of the bloody obvious Post by: NoflopsHomer on December 15, 2005, 02:51:09 AM On a Superman costume for kids: Warning, wearing does not enable user to fly.
Title: Re: Statements of the bloody obvious Post by: thetank on December 15, 2005, 09:19:22 AM On a hairdryer instructions....
Do not use in shower. Title: Re: Statements of the bloody obvious Post by: Karabiner on December 15, 2005, 09:21:19 AM May I ask a question ?
Title: Re: Statements of the bloody obvious Post by: Colchester Kev on December 15, 2005, 09:27:11 AM On a coffee cup from Mcdonalds ...caution...hot contents !!
Title: Re: Statements of the bloody obvious Post by: Rod Paradise on December 15, 2005, 09:39:14 AM On a coffee cup from Mcdonalds ...caution...hot contents !! It could be worse - that could be on the bottom of the cup :D Title: Re: Statements of the bloody obvious Post by: Pommy on December 15, 2005, 12:27:50 PM Quote It could be worse - that could be on the bottom of the cup Or at the bottom on the inside....or is that what you meant? Title: Re: Statements of the bloody obvious Post by: thetank on December 15, 2005, 12:32:16 PM A no smoking sign in an operating theatre.
Title: Re: Statements of the bloody obvious Post by: ifm on December 15, 2005, 03:11:28 PM This is good:-
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