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Barnsley v Plymouth 8/11
Middlesboro v Peter'bro 4/7
Livingston v Annon 1/3
Oxford v Histon 2/5

Winner please!

Who are Livingston playing?

Annon  ;)

ridic unfair not to tell them in advance

Stribling is going to be gutted when he finds out it is Barcelona.

Are Annon Athletic?


p.s someone pass the kleenex for The Stamp of Approval fella when he sees odds on guaranteed winners like that.

lol. how sick would that be? they're all stood around in the centre circle waiting to see who it is and messi strolls out of the tunnel

I don't like betting Celtic but they must be value at 8/15 with Aberdeen looking likely to field a weakened team. As much as I dislike betting on Celtic it feels better when they play Aberdeen, this is one fixture where I'd love both teams to lose.

On Celtic, Forest, Boro, Citeh, and Rangers. Four folds and accumulator.

I am running like a 3 legged donkey in 2010 but it can't last forever.

Just going for a £25 acca thingy on Betfair with the Andy Gray cashback promise if one lets you down. So picks are :

1 Chelsea v Cardiff (Backing  Chelsea @ 1.14)
2 Southampton v Portsmouth (Backing  Portsmouth @ 2.59)
3 Swansea v Newcastle (Backing  Newcastle @ 2.85)
4 Derby v Birmingham (Backing  The Draw @ 3.26)
5 Leicester v Scunthorpe (Backing  Leicester @ 1.72)

Did 3 legged donkeys run better in 2009?

Ok as is the norm on a saturday afternoon, I have my nuts on a home team treble now.

I have Leicester, Millwall and Morecambe, for a combined wager of 8 bullseyes, 4 scores, 1 denzil and a diver. Pays ~3/1

295? Have I finally figured the street lingo out?

not quite pal.

495?

ping

Does no one like WBA at 6/4? I know Reading have won there last 3 games against Plymouth, Doncaster and Barnsley but WBA or in the form of there lives   

I was actually thinking of doing another diary today, but I can't find a bet, impossible looking card to me, so I'm not going to bother.

gl everyone.

lol, bullseye : 50, pony : 25..

WOW at the price for Newcastle,valluuooooooooo

Lump on imo

I like derby today at around 9-4, esp if brum put out a weakened side.
May wait for team news before lumping on too large, for now i'll play it safe and get on the dnb option@11-8, but will be looking to get on the match prices later.

Also like correct score punts in the chelsea game, tempted to go big on goals here, but prices reflect the likelihood and thus there's no real value on +2.5 goals etc.
However, i feel reasonably certain cardiff will score and find the prices for 2-1 2-2,3-1 and 4-2 chelsea all more than reasonable.

I don't see this game being the cakewalk ppl wld expect for chelsea, and while they shld score a few, cardiff are more than capable of getting 1 or 2 against a possibly fragile defence without terry and cole. Thus expect the londoners to win 7 zip.

Im expecting goals too in the saints pompey match, but have bet more for fun than anything in this one. I've done southampton/pomp htft @36s and 2-2, 1-3 and 3-3 at relative party prices.

Acca wise the andy gray offer is worth a shout and i've gone for a pony fivefold on chelsea, boro, derby, millwall and coventry. I've only put chelsea in here as you need 5 and i was really struggling for a fifth selection and at the end of the day they should win, despite being yucky value at 1-7.

I've an ew steal in the 415 newbury with tito bustillio@11-4 with lads, but that's prob for another thread.

Bar this i'm all bet out, gl all!

3.05 Newbury, Ronaldooooooooooooo, ggogogogogogog.

The toon was the nearest i could find to a bet today. If they reach 2/1 I'll have to play.

How has Routledge been playing?

Tbh i haven't seen much lately so couldn't comment,he missed a sitter vs Derby when we where 1-0 down,had a couple of assists though so decent i'd say.

Currently 2.92 on bf,how stirct are you with the price you want i.e if it went to 2.98 would you lump on or wait for 3.0

Edit:Went to 3.0 now glglglgl,wish i wasn't cash busto would defo be lumping on this

Whats the page to opt in for Andy Gray's accas?

nm, got it

He's changed his mind,  now the AG thing is Chelsea, Man City, Birmingham and draws in the Southampton v Portsmouth and Reading v West Brom games

Just incase others can't find it, i found it very hard to find again, bar when it's on the front page via banner they obviously don't like to hugely promote it-weird.

http://promo.betfair.com/wb/uk/120210/ag_lp_sat.html?CID=4411359&PLA=77784235

Got to be pretty disciplined about price.

I made them 7/4, to make it enough value after comish to have a bet you need at least a 4% edge, the bigger the price it gets the more I'll have on.

(I've taken 3, 3.1 and 3.25)

lol 1-0

Aberdeen are unchanged, don't believe everything you read in the papers. ::)

I've just got an over 2.5 goal double on chelsea/cardiff and saints/pompey for something to sweat in case the televised game's a bit dull

Is there something wrong with Newcastle today, drifting badly atm

How do you get this offer? Can see the link anywhere on BF

Got an email

http://promo.betfair.com/wb/uk/120210/ag_lp_sat.html?CID=4411359&PLA=77784235

OK, Ta. Closed now anyway, chelsea game started.

Cardiff have scored 1-1 now

shouldn't be closed. it's any 5 games, not just the 5 listed

Guy get your money on Bradford city  5/6 today Home to bottam of the leauge,

GOAAAALLL! 2-1 Chels!

Anyone else watching this Chelsea game on the welsh channel, no offence to you lovely welsh people, but its wrecking my head! Volume down, 5 live up!

Ha, i'm watching on Albanian channel and would prefer this to the Welsh.

they're not mate.

Anyone watching Pompey ?

I bet you will never have another penny on them this season if you are !!

God help them if these are their 11 best assets!

Sorry 2nd bottom, but its free moneny 5\6. I have even broke the rule never back your our team for this

ffs Newcastle

gtfi orangadingdangadong

LOL what price was the double Gatso ?

Cup run saves Pompey ??


I think Harry should call O'Hara back to Spurs, best player on the park by a distance.

norrr my 5fold was going well with chelsea and pompey, then i saw newcastle are losing doh.

oh well, come on my treble!!

Capped it with a superb goal.

about 3.2

profit going on a morecombe, leicester, boro trixie freeroll

Hopefully my treble wins then, coz you win.

gl rooks then imo

realised i put on a double for one pony, 3 divers, one nugget, and 13 pennys on pompey and wba both @ 6/4.

g'wann newcastle

fml

even Deman lost.  All punts out and it's not even kick off time yet!

Nice Guess

Im on:

1/ Birmingham    @ 6/5
2/ Leicester    @ 4/6
3/ Norwich    @ 1/1
4/ Colchester    @ 4/5
5/ Rotherham    @ 6/5
6/ Shrewsbury    @ 19/20
7/ Hearts    @ 1/1

£5 on
£566.29 Potential



also



1 Roma    @ 4/6
2 Valencia    @ 3/4
3 FC Twente    @ 8/11
4 Montpellier    @ 8/15
5 Ajax    @ 8/11
6 Sampdoria    @ 7/5
7 Man City    @ 1/2

£5 on
£240.18 Potential

1-0 Annon lol

Annan have scored..... fk you Karma!!

Good start for my treble, Leicester 3-0, Morecambe 1-0, just need Millwall to get me excited now.

Excellent start for my 7-fold.

5 winning, Brum drawing, Norwich losing 1-0

If any of my teams need to come from behind to win, it will be Norwich.

siggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh fml.

2-0 Annan

Can I apologise to the folk of Annan for my mis print, and also add P*** OFF!

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. naarwich have the stamp of approval

PLEASE MILLWALL, LETS DO THIS!

We were terrible today,sigh FML etc etc

No they don't.

Where can you see my stamp of approval?

I only Stamp results that are certs, Norwich are not a cert at all, but could pull it off if anyone could

morecambe and leicester 2 & 3 goals up. Just millwall plz for 2 bag.

Livingston 2-2 Annan

COME ON FFS, PUT THE BALL IN THE NET!

barsnley 2-1 down! Brilliant...

3-2 Livingston....

lol

Livingston 3-2 Annan

Norwich just equalised, Dave.

Norwich equalizer.

4 winning, 3 drawing (Brum, Norwich and Colchester)

exciting 10 mins ahead

One time!!!

Rooks will be the next poster on this thread imo.

1-0 Millwall

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, we are top of the league, we are top of the league.

Never give up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG HOLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

EDIT:

2-1 Norwich wiiiiiiii

5 winning, 2 drawing (brum and Colchester)

orient out to upset all top teams

Brum were delayed about 5 mins, need Colchester to score asap!!!

one time!

HOLD MILLWALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

BRUM GOAL

Holy shit!!!

Brum 2-1 now!

Just Colchester Kev to score a goal for £566!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONE TIME!!!

GL Dave

Good luck Dave / Rooks

Fuck!!!

Bottom of the bloody League Stockport hold Colchester to 2-2 to do me out of £566!

UL Dave.

Hoping for a Man City win to get my bet money back today, not been great.

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


I'VE GONE AND SHIPPED 2 BAGS, I'VE GONE AND SHIPPED 2 BAGS, I'VE GONE AND SHIPPED 2 BAGS!

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wch49xJeGxs

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. good day imo. ship the trixie to go with the earlier double

If you were part of the clique people would say WP Rooks.

easy fella, FT was 5 mins ago, great work Rookie.

thank god for that, could be an important point.

3 home games in a week now against bottom half teams, cmon Leeds.

Got 4/5 in my Andy Gray 5 fold  :'(

Had Morecambe, Millwall, Norwich, Middelsboro and Huddersfield. Oh well at least i get my pony back due to "Take a Bow Son!"

WD Rookle, you bet big and you won big.

Hahaha, he's only joking about what Dave said last week.

Thx mate

np mate, I missed that , make sure you punt it, drink it and generally gamble it. No wasting it !

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I might slit my wrists later!

Spin it up Rooks, get the lot on Man City imo.

£200 on adebayor first goal scorer @ 7/2. gogogogo

Profit assured for the weekend after Get Me Out of Here got me out in the 3.05. Not out of it with the football yet either with Man City, Bayern Munich, Real Madrid, and Rangers.

Apart from the fact I lost money on the Aberdeen Celtic game today, it was a cracking game to watch and it's never a bad thing for a Rangers fan to see both Aberdeen and Celtic failing to win.                    

6/1 for stoke 3 strikers up front, unbeaten 2010 (basically repeating what they've just told me on ITV)

£20 on yes please

I like this bet, Ade on form and no Tevez, I'm also on at 7/2 plus 2-0 & 3-1 Citeh

I run so bad :P

Nice touch with the acca !

Yeah, sorry about that, think I'll go back in again though  :)

gl, i had £2200 in account after play so put the £200 on and cashed out £2k before I did anything silly.

Only just seen this and im even too late to antirail the Adebayor bet grrrrrrrrr






(well done though bud)

thank god you never took my advice ... phewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Still sick about my 7-fold, hopefully this cheers me up:

1/   Sampdoria    @ 8/5
2/   Lyon    @ 1/2

£20 on
£78 potential

Sampdoria at a redic price of 8/5 have won 2-0, Lyon are winning 1-0 with just under 10mins to play.

gl m8

wooohooo

2-0 Samp and 1-0 Lyon

At least i got something out of the day, if only a small win.

good stuff Dave

 :'(

Nice one dave

David for betting section mod.

+1

Betting section mod would not be able to post their bets in case it causes arguments.


David for betting section mod gets my vote.

fulham/villa/spurs £100 on, £520 back. Rooks approval?

Spurs are the one of the worst prices ive seen recently

Yeah 11/10 is pretty dire considering they couldnt beat Wolves away when the league surely means more to them at the mo... Bolton are better than Wolves imo and look the value to me here.

Villa look a nice price depending on what team they field.

Followed you on this one Dave, Juist got in, forget aboyut any 'clique' with any one else.... the first post I look for every day is yours! You are your own entity!"

Wp Sir, Fk you colchesdter!

Tut ... sigh ... BAN!

what happened?  ;)

LOL ... never take anyone on in a game of chicken Sov, your bottle twitches far too early :D

haha, i love deleting messages!

Tottenham are woefully short @ evens.

I don't think they are the same team without Lennon.

5/2 the draw in some spots. Like the look of that Bolton/Spurs

Spurs will win and win comfortably ... we wont get top 4, Harry knows that... expect Spurs to be fired up for this.

3-1 spurs.

I only have a few small first g/s bets on, Davies, Chongyong lee, and Taylor.

Also on 1-0 Bolton.

Parma 13/10 @ home to Lazio with a 6/2/1 home record, Lazio's away record is 1/6/4....   Thats a BIG price...

Also them to score 1.5 goals is 13/8, cheeky punt on -1 goal @ 4/1 too...

Add Genoa DNB away at Juve @ 3/1, Juve only won 5 of 12 home games...

Teams both on 35 points, Genoa poor away but never 9/2 here...

lol and thats why elmander wasn't on my fgs list, hes just truly awful

LOL ... we just cant get a foot on the ball ... weather this storm and get the fkin ball on the deck please.

DAVIES FOR ENGLAND!

If he insists on playing big/little combo, is he better at said role than Heskey?

 :dontask:

spurs under the cosh!  not seen bolton play since coyle took over, but not sure if they are good or spurs a bad atm

By an absolute mile.... His head is incred.

Thats their 1 ... now our 3 please.

Weeeeee... Put him in the squad Capello

easy easy

lol

[  ] Spurs look fired up Kev

first half performance was embarrassing, fair play to Bolton for not giving us a chance to get comfortable.

Get your sleeves rolled up Spurs, you are going to have to scrap like fk to get back in it.

stay 1-0 plz

We just haven't turned up today ... shocking.


as I type we hit the bar ... but ffs this is poor from Spurs.


Fuck me, bar again !!

hahaha incred start to 2nd half.

Missed both these TCP, good luck - Genoa 1-0 up.

GTFI !!!!!!

1-1, grr...

Missed the start of these games, so placed these bets at half time when Bolton were 1-0 up and rangers were 0-0

Spurs to draw @ 9/4   -   £10 Single
Hibs to win @ 6/1   -  £5 Single

£3 Double on above




Also stuck a coupon on:

1/ Getafe    @ 8/11
2/ Fenerbahce    @ 4/5
3/ Barcelona    @ 7/10
4/ Levante    @ 5/4
5/ Beira Mar    @ 13/20

£5 on
£98.11 Potential

lol

Marv !!

@ pen, not dave

If anyone has any contacts in the military, could you please order an air strike on the commentary box please, those 2 are fkin shocking !

Just after Half Time Parma are sitting at 2/1, they are at home to a 3rd bottom Lazio who have only won 1 game away this year!!!

2/1 WTF?

£10 on

EDIT!

Am i fuck on that bet, there is something wrong with Bet365 just now, non of their in play odds are adjusting, they still say Rangers are only 1-0 up an Bolton still 1-0 up!

When i try to click on the odds it says the odds have changed, do you wish to accept the new odds, when you click yes, the bets disappears!!!

I want to bet Parma, you dicks!!

Good spot Dave, on the ball with this one sir...

Will take that ...

Ok reinvesting Davies winnings. On Villa at 1.96 and on Delph or Young first goalscorer. GOGOG.

WTF? Lazio score, shocker.......sould i now apologies to Bet365 for saving me £10???

phew, thanks Bet365

i fkin hate Tom Huddlestone.

Stupid Stupid bellend.

First bet of the day and we are showing Profit of £14.50

Pissed off, as i like to place a lot of bet in running, however it is now apparent that Bet365 i totally fucked!

So no in-running this Sunday! Gutted!

If you must only bet at one place it has to be betfair, by far the best in running service.

Tbf, Betfair has crashed more in the last year than b365.

fkoff

TBH i do usually bet with Betfair, however they are shite when it comes to the Darts and UFC Betting, so i went to Bet365, I won a few quid and have now built up a small roll with 365.

No point putting more of my own cash in Betfair when i have plenty in 365.

Didier  Fucking Drogba, Didier  Fucking Drogba Didier  Fucking Drogba Didier  Fucking Drogba Didier  Fucking Drogba

I had Villa on my coupon, but took them off at the last minute.

Palace will be right up for this. and 13/20 i think it was, was a terrible price

Will you please stop aftertiming ffs. Getting more and more annoying. You did it with Spurs game and now you spout some random crap like about this game after half an hour gone now like somebody gives a shit about your opinion.

I wasn't talking about site crashing.

That can happen anywhere. And betfair are prob the worst you are right.

But, if you bet in one place only betfair is best, most markets covered and you are most likely to get the best price available about whatever you want to bet on.

13/20? Impossible Villa were that short.

Why don't you just STFU, your making yourself look like a total Degen, who can't handle this.

I wasn't mentioning Villa till you brought it up!

So either, Quit Gambling if you can't handle it, or STFU!

You are correct they were 17/20, it was Beira Mar who i have on my coupon that were 13/20

get in. please don't let palace win, sundays aren't for crying

LOL, can't handle it. I have £75 on VIlla that I would really be devastated about if it loses huh, after I had a 500 treble on yesterday, yeah sure.

I hate your bullshit comments, as do most people, why the fuck do you think you take so much stick. I didn't bring up Villa, I put fkoff on my post. No mention of, please give me your opinion ScottishDave on Villa's price pre match even though its now 30 mins in and they are 1-0 down.

So take a leaf out of your own book and post your bets but STFU with your aftertiming opinions.

You were eiter sayin Fkoff to Villa losin (in which case you did bring it up) or you were sayin Fkoff to snowball about Betfair Crashing. I just hope it was about villa!

I couldnt give a flyin the amount you bet, i don't really take notice of your bets TBH, but clearly however much it is, is too much or you wouldnt lose the rag like this. No one else loses it like you do.

Maybe you should take a closer look at yourself and why you do this.

Stop blaming others

Pack it in guys ... just ignore each others posts if it bothers you that much.

LOL Tilt......

LOL, most people are nice to you mate. I just tell you how it is. You are a prick on these threads hence why people have sly digs but don't tell you.

If you couldn't give a flying fuck about my bet there is no need for the quote and aftertiming comments, explain why you felt the need to say what you did even though you couldnt care about my punt?

Im fine mate, his posts don't bother me, but when im getting attacked like that, its not on.

LOL attacked.

Come on the Villans!!!

It looks to me like your the one being the Prick again.

why are Scottish people always angry

So you cant explain then.

Is Rooks Scottish!! lol

the weather

Pack it in everyone, you've been asked once. Enough

Explain why i posted it?

I was actually tryin to be sympathetic if im honest

No worries mate.

FYP

LOL, ok whatever Tighty/Kev. CBA Now.

Come on Villa, and the opponents of

1/ Getafe  2/ Fenerbahce      
3/ Levante    4/ Beira Mar    

it's snowing in kent but I'm not angry

iv got barca rooks

I'm not sure it snows that much in Scotland.  How happy are you on a scale of 1-10?

edited my post for you xx

it was 2 when palace scored, up to 4 with the equaliser and will be 10 if villa win

I'm embarressed to admit I'd never heard of Beira Mar until 5 minutes ago.

Wikipedia is my friend.

OMG, Daves knowledge >>>>> Keith 'The Camel' Hawkins knowledge.

I take it allll back Dave.

Eusebio used to play for them!

Snow is the business!

I will challenge anyone to a snowman makin contest!

The Blondepoker Snowman Challenge

Scottish Dave 11/10
Rookie 8/11

Ashley Young has been absolutely useless.

Triggs England starting Left Winger.

joke.

Here is one i made earlier:

(http://www.bonemarrowtransplant4lisa.co.uk/images/102.jpg)

what a strike !

1 now?

rooks just so you know mate, i fancied palace 2 - 2 today.  

aftertiming fail

very unlucky then.

As it happens, one of my bets I don't post on the forum was 2-2.

gatso why did you edit my post, pretty mean really...

phew, i thought you might have had that. 

hahaha me and gatso got ninja edited, sick.

bastard. didn't see you'd ninja edited

pretty much as soon as i clicked post on my wonderfull joke it was almost all ruined!

Yesss, 2-2 bet landed so i'm in profit for the day. Got a bet on the draw now... Have Chelsea to draw man city or stoke..

Chlsea v Man C/Stoke

Fulham v Bolton/Spurs

Reading/West Brom v Palace/Villa

Portsmouth v Birmingham



Pick me an outsider to make the final

Colin is so com.

Portsmouth.

Fulham? Not looked at the odds.

hahah warnock, fine being faxed over as we speak.

I think Pompey.

Warnock is quality in interviews, almost as predictable as a Rookie/Scottish Dave barney on a coupon thread :D

had a bet on paddypower specials that he would... keeeeerrrrrrrrrrching!

I take it if Pompey go busto Southampton would take there place,ouch that would hurt

I would think Brum would get a bye if Pompey cease to exist.

Well what a successful days punting that was, had 1-1 in the spurs game, 2-2 in the villa game, 4-0 in the Fulham game ... Just need England to beat Italy 17-12 in the rugby and I have had it right off !!

West Brom to make the final Tighty.

Wish i had never heard of them, just fucked my coupon.

0 Profit from coupon, still only profit from Spurs so far today

Seville game next:

Over 2.5 goal's @ Even money   -   £10 on
Seville to win 2-1 @ 7/1   -   £5 on
Seville to win 3-1 @ 12/1   -   £5 on

LOL

This. Winner of WBA/Reading to make the final.

I took Man City at the start of the season on a crazy 6 selection bet:

Man City to win FA Cup  @ 10/1
Man Utd to Win EPL  @ 2/1
Middlesbrough to Win Championship  @ 6/1
Celtic to Win SPL @ 4/5
Inverness CT to Win Div 1  @ 7/2
Real Madrid to win La Liga  @ 11/10

4 Folds only, 15 bets @ £1.00 = £15 stake

Aparently it means £5,076.84 if all win lol


At the moment 3 have a good chance lol

Seville game looks dead, next we have:

Napoli v Inter!

Draw 1-1 @ 9/2   -   £5 on
Napoli to win 2-1 @ 11/1   -   £5 on
Inter to win 2-1 @ 8/1   -   £5 on
Draw 2-2 @ 14/1   -   £5 on

i think you have a gambling addiction

Dave, I like you mate, you are always up for a bit of craic and you don't take yourself too seriously.

But, honestly do you not think if you want to put up all your bets you should just start your own thread, or better still put them on a blog?

good idea camel, becoming very boring threads watching him stick 300 bets a weekend on

Subtle Mr Hawkins Sir, very subtle.  ;hattip;

Thats actually a very good idea, my own thread first, then possibly a blog at a later date.

I shall start it for CL on Tuesday night, or next Saturday. Running till season end.

Good thinking Camel

I think this will be good. I do urge you to keep to your thread though and not put any bets/comments on these weekend football threads if you are going to have your own though..

Oh and of course it's 0-0 in the Inter game FFS!

lol ill decide

0-0 with 5 mins to play

Im lookin for a 0-0 finish now, as Bet365 return all Correct Score, HT/FT, and scorecast bets if the game finishes 0-0

0-0 nice one, £20 stake returned

title of thread - 'Scottish Daves Mark of Approval'  ? ? ?

Great thread. Well done to all involved.

Dave's Diary will be com