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Ship me £10 plz someone

I'm going to buy two pints, a medium kebab and a lottery ticket.

Will ship any winnings 50:50. You have possibility of v decent return so this is by new definition not a nip.

lol

what u having on the kebab?

i have started this???

Done, check bank.

good work, a deserving reciever of a densil.

quality  :)up

pics to follow

can i have 10%

FFS!!! Can't believe I missed out on this one!!!

Let me know if you think of doing another one please Tank. May even go at 60/40 your favour if you have a small kebab and use the extra change for more lottery tickets.

Would possibly consider 70/30 if you buy euro millions tickets and increase the bink potential.

GLGL Flushy. I think your stable is about to have the big turn around it deserves.

Be so incred if me and Tank scoop the lotto.

flushy will you be putting 10% of any winnings back into this type of staking in the future?

Meh should have gone for £20 imo, more pints you have the better that kebab is going to taste.

Do you think a psychic kebab will increase your EV?

Bump

He's recovering from the food poisoning he got eating that kebab. 

Pints and kebab on thursday when I'm going to see a juggling act in the pub

Haven't checked lotto yet. If we get at least five numbers I'm making it a large kebab with my  own coin.

Our numbers:
5 15 19 24 43 47

Result:
7-14-17-42-44-45 bonus 47

Ridic amount of crossbars there, we run bad at the lotto.

unlucky guys.  really hope i'm quicker next time one of these goes up. 

anyone want to ship me £500 for a night out tonight

£50 for return taxi fare including tip
£40 to get me pissed
£30 for the fruitmachines
£20 for a macdonalds
£300 to get everyone in pub a drink or 2 too look balla
£60 tip for the barmaids to make

bugger i forgot about the lapdancers anyone ship me £2500

£20 for a macdonalds have you not seen the pound menu

I was interested, but just noticed you only have like 7 minutes worth of fruitmachine money so im out..

I wish that much lasted me 7minutes

+1 might ship him £20 just to see him putaway £20 worth of mac d's!

flawed thinking mate, i will ship the jackpot within the first 3 spins on each of the 3 machines and then spend the rest of the night refilling the machines give me atleast 6 hours of play



on the way back from the night clubs in germany we used to compete to see who could have the most expensive order (drinks not included) and each every crumb, afterwards the losers would pay his bill. £20 or 60Dm wouldnt of come close to winning

Il challenge you to a maccy d's eat off at the next blonde bash!

diet out the window for bb then? xD

Just for the day! would be intresting to see how much iron can tuck away!

someone else can compete against him

u dont need to do it aswell he can do it himself

Multiple people could do it! Its whoever is up for it! init

i would be in for a eat off if i wasnt a diabetic
if it wasnt for the fact i could proberly kill myself with the amount i can eat at a maccyd's i would enter this

i will take bets on it though

i will set the bar on the winner total being £50 no bets over £5 though

footballers play a game that when they all go out who even bring the least amonut of cash out has to pay for the whole night, repots that some players would carry up 50k on them

wow a weeks wages! Sure they'd be pretty dev'd if they had to pay all night!

haha this.



lol why? if you wanna go mad at mac d's dont use iron as an excuse imo. get back on the exercise girdlestones

a weeks wage is just like us going into town with £200-£300

Cheap night in town imo ;)

notts prices increased since i last went out lol ill have to drink half pints instead of wine when i go out on saturday :'(

I've got pretty hollow legs when it comes to going on the piss, but even I couldn't spend a couple of hundred on the lash in Notts without being a nob. Done it in London and other places plenty of times though........

 ;D I didnt mean on a sensible night out!

i probs spend 20-30£ just on myself to get pissed but end up spending
100-150 on things that i cant remember.

pretty bad being such a lightweight/


do you u laugh at guys drinking gin and tonic in a bar/club

think you would get punched for drinking g & t in most night clubs!

lucky being able to spend that little and get pissed.

thats good lol

Lol

Pretty sure Girgy drinks amaretto and cokes.
Pretty sure Cos drinks vodka and orange.

Pretty sure £30 would get you 8 pints and you should be pissed.

i can spend a fair bit on a night out, but nowhere near what my missus does- hairdo, clothes, etc etc. probably down a few hundred before she even gets in the taxi..

her credit card was stolen last month. i was going to report it to the cc company, but realised the thief was spending less than her, so i let it slide....

oldjkoebutstillagoodjoke.

FYP

lol at FYPing your post to include VK's!

VK is the true hallmark of a classy place to have a drink.

THIS

I drink anything and everything!

g&t?

Probs have it with lemonade!

I forgot to mention i dont do whiskey or rum!

I know some proper big bastards that like their g&t.

VAT's are the way forward

I tried ordering a Gin and Tonic in a club once only to be told they didn't have any tonic because "there was no demand from their clientèle for tonic". I pointed out that their clientèle were all heathens and they gave me an alcoholic milkshake.

tonic water is pretty nice i think

gin and tonic is the nuts. not in clubs though, cheap gin is the pits. then again i have kinda flappy hair and wear cardigans so my judgement may already be in question..

nothing wrong with cardigans!!  ;tk;